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Ahhhhh, so tight but i vote Lupey. Not beacuse she is the most beautiful but she has displayed a level of intelligence.
Nadia and sleekchic ain't bad but I vote for Lupey
LUPEY

They are thieves.

I just received a text from 08022318630. It reads

You are invited for an interview on 11/02/13 at our branch office: 32 toyin street ikeja, Lagos by @pm. Call 08022318630 on/b4 the day, for info. Cheers! HSA.

My people I called the number, there was so much noise at the background. The guy said its Health Standard Alliance. I asked if its an HMO and he said yes.
I advised him to delete my number from his database.

Be careful with these dudes. They are expanding.

Hahahaha
Very funny thread. Damola, oya come and defend yourself. So u sold a painted crap?

An argument came up on these groups. Though Mo hits is no more but the argument was centered around the group with more influence on the people.
In their prime,
Which of these groups had better beats?
Looking at the likes of Ice Prince, MI, Brymo and Jesse Jagz, they really seem a formidable force with all their beats making a hit and people always on their feet dancing to their beats.
We also will not forget in a hurry D'banj, Wande Coal, D Prince Dr Sid who seemed the darling of the Nigerian Music Industry especially with their Mo hit All Star release.
Which group would you refer to as the best?

Being text of a speech delivered at the emergency meeting of the association of Single Nigerian Males upon receipt of news of Annie Macaulay and 2face’s Valentine day engagement.

Comrades, dear friends and fellow brothers, it is indeed with a deep sense of loss we announce the exit of one of our most prominent and key members, Innocent Ujah Idibia, or 2baba, from our most esteemed and rapidly expanding club on February 14, 2012.

This development, utterly surprising to members of SNM, is the reason we have gathered here virtually on short notice to re-strategise and plot the way forward, and I wish to thank you for leaving your very leisurely, commitment-free lifestyles to honour our call. Once again thank you most sincerely.

This ‘Valentine Day Massacre’, as it now appears to be, is one that is capable of rapidly depleting our ranks almost irreparably, bearing in mind the huge influence the subject has on the majority of SNM members worldwide. It is our singular agenda today to arrive at decisions that will repair our tainted credibility, and dissuade the likely mass exodus of members from our club that this action may engender.

While we do not wish to appear as an anti-progress organisation, thereby joining the rest of the populace in wishing the couple the best ahead, we cannot but feel a bit of resentment at the unexpected turn of events.

For one, an appropriate heads up of the move by 2baba would have been appreciated, and would have helped us to better prepare against the attack on our reputation. However, the bad sharp guy rubbed it in by proposing to his African Queen during this year’s lover’s day celebration, at a notable ex-footballer and master dribbler’s club. Mr. Idibia, we are not amused by the irony.

However, as with other storms, such as the one caused by Naeto C late last year, we shall see this one through, as always. We trust the able efforts of prime officials like Mr. Endowed, who will restore pride in our organisation with the help of Mr Capable from image and branding department, supported by Mr Incredible from the propaganda section.

Our hearts go out to certain distinguished members of our sister organization, Single Nigerian Females; namely Pero Adeniyi and Sunmbo Ajaba on their loss of the coveted title of Mrs. Idibia to Annie Macaulay. It must feel dis-heartening, and we empathise with you. However, with the help of strong members like Genevienne, Dita Rominic, Sunmi Iyandah, and veteran, Weird MD, we shall endeavour to make your stay in our fold more comfortable, and provide you with tools to advance our cause.

2face Idibia was an outstanding member of our union, and his ability to hold on to our values even after three official girlfriends, five children with a sixth on the way and 14 years of elusive dating is remarkable, and proves him to be a master in the art of using smokescreens. Sadly, being only human, he finally succumbed to mounting pressures. I wish to categorically state here that our membership support system is capable of handling any emotional problems and can’t see why the Hypertek N*gga failed to enlist their help during his moment of weakness. Nonetheless, his highly documented skills will be surely preserved for posterity. He will be missed by all

funshint:
Really dis shows hw silly some girls could be jez because of money. Sum1 who has more than 5children out of wedlock 4rm diff women and u still said "Yes"? Hp dis won't be d greatest mistake of 'ur life, FOOL!!!

Like the bible said, remove the log on your eyes befor removing the moth in another man's eyes. Judge not so you won't be judged.
Like one poster said, a lot of you are worse than Tuface, the only differnce between Tuface and a whole lot of people on Nairaland is the countless abortions you people have committed.
Tuface is sure better cos the children are given birth to but Judgement is waiting for a lot of you on Nairaland with all the babies that have been flushed down the drain through abortion.
Una carry dirty belle dey criticize Tuface.

One lesson we all must take from this especially singles is the fact that our choice of spouse has a great effect on our lives. You spouse could either ruin you or make you. For me, her world shattered with Bobby entering her life. Until then, this sweet jewel was a model for most young people. She had agreat influence on the youts and evn most ladies that sing today. The Beyounce's, Rihannas, Jennifer Hudson name it. Even our local artists will tell you they dreamt of been like Whitney.
Painfully and very painfully, she is gone.

Whitney, I'll always love you.
Adieu.

You need to see him posing like †ђё owner of †ђё world. He will sit comfortably and start shooting those grammatical blunders confidentlyy. Mschewwww

frosbel:
First off, there is no such thing as a 'spirit of insanity'.

Secondly this guy has gone off his rocker !!!

It is wise to shut up rather than disgrace yourself arguing on what you don't know. There is a spirit of insanity. Abi na until it hit you before you agree.

lakesider:
This so called men of god are using our situation to make name,y can't oyedepo release the spirit of sanity on the corrupt nigeria government.y can't he tell us his stand during the fuel scarcity issue.mtcheeew

Why? Must everybody be against the policy. I personally was not against it cos I read through the SURE programme and felt the government should be given a chance. That's my opininon which Iam entitled to. It is possible he had same opinion. Must we all stand in the sun and follow follow because some group of selfish politicians were canvassing for the removal just to destabilize the polity.

bros12345:
If you look well you will see that there is nothing good anymore about this forum. This is just a place to come and abuse everyone and themselves. In my office everyone sees nairaland as a place for kids and all manner of jargons. Not a place to learn anything useful. So sad. Let seun continue to dance the dance of black monkeys

same in my office ohhhh

Lord have mercy.
I was in church yesterday, I never heard these words oh.
Bishop Oyedepo clearly released insanity into the camp of the Boko Haram sect. He said they will be visited wil madness. He also placed a curse on any Islamic group against the church of God.

Free Dbanj please. You don't expect everbody to see things from one point of view. He has his rights as å Nigerian just as you all have Your'§. He committed no sin by singing for GEJ. Iam sure most of you critisizing must have done †ђё same except you're all been hypocritical. It Ȋ̝̊̅§ πσ† compulsory he comes out at Ojota and make å statement that will please you and gladen your hearts.
Una D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ craze. Leave †ђё guy alone jare. Hypocrites all attacking †ђё guy.

THE POLICY ISBEAUTIFUL. SHIKENA
SUPPORT THE FG AND DON'T BE USED BY THE OPPOSITION OF A FEW CABAL TRYING TO TRUNCATE THE POLICY. NGOZI IWEALA MEANS WELL.

YeYe poster, u spread false information. You were the pilot in the plane. Foolish he-goat

otokx:
Ngozi lies, her family is in the USA, she is a CIA agent.

A very childish comment.

plaetton:
Fani-Kayode is a janus-faced professional Bottom-kisser with no personility. Only In Nigeria would a man facing charges of corruption make disparaging public statements on another person of impeccable integrity.
For those who criticising The finance minister, ask yourselves a few questions.

1. Is she in any way responsible for the exchange rate of the naira( a measure of a nations productive capacity)?

2. Is responsible for importing fuel, a product that we produce at the cheapest cost in world?

3. Is she responsible for the fact that our three refinaries are almost non-functional despite the fact we allocate up to $600 million per year for their maintenance?

4. Is she repeonsible for the fact that the crude iol allocated for domestic refinaries are unaccounted for and are diverted for sale by powerful individuals?

5. Is she responsible for the fact that a poor donor- recieving nation like Nigeria can burn $8 billion a year subsidizing a commodity that we carelessly burn while idling away on traffic jams?

The frustrations of Nigerians are very understandable. But if there is to be any revolution in Nigeria, we have to know who the enemies are. Nigeria are very very funny and difficult people. While OBJ was single-handedly batlling the many cabals on all fronts, many of you were jeering and booing him. When yaradua came to power, it took the cabala just 2 yrs to undue most of the laudfable achievements of OBJ. Most of you cowards were silent.
Today, an honest person has come to rebuild and once again, all am hearing are booos.

Nigeria needs 30 consecutive yrs of of at least 7% economic growth for us to glimpse any type eldorado. That is the sad fact.There are no miracles and no hail marys about that. I know you are all miracle crazed people. 30yrs of of honest commitment, discipline and some hardships to rebuild Nigeria into what awolowo and Zik dreamed of.

What we should demand, if necessary, by force is honest commitment by those entrusted with tasks of rebuilding Nigeria. We know the corrupt leaders like Fani-Kayode. We should make life unbearable for them. That should be the Nigerian version of the Arab spring.

You are blessed. The best write-up i've seen in ages

FANI KAYODE SHOULD SHUT UP. HE UNDERSTANDS THE POLICY SO WELL THAT IF HE WAS A PART OF THIS GOVERNMENT, HE WILL EMBRASS IT WITH ALL HIS HANDS AND LEGS.
WHEN HE WAS MINISTER, HOW MANY POLICIES OF HIS WERE PEOPLE FRIENDLY? WE KNOW THE EXTENT TO WHICH HE ACTED ARROGANTLY AND ALMOST DICTATORIALLY WITHOUT IMPUNITY.

FANI KAYODE SHUT UP

@ Nimshi abi poste,
Others go to church to worship God but on å Christmas day you went to church to find fault. You go to church to look for issues so U̶̲̥̅̊ can mock men of God and post fallacies about them.
Since you have no regard for †ђё things of God, since you do πσ† believe †ђё man Ȋ̝̊̅§ å prophet of God, why travel †ђё distance to his church.

Today, may †ђё God Oyedepo serves visit you with all †ђё punishments he metted on those who mocked his prophets in †ђё bible. May †ђё God Oyedepo serves make you forever regret today. By this same 26th next month, those eyes you use in seeing faults in †ђё church shall be no more. You'll go blind.
These curses shall no come to pass in your life only on one condition.
1) If Oyedepo does πσ† serve †ђё living God.

Remedy
Confess what you have done openly in that same church and ask for forgiveness openly in Winners Chapel.

[quote author=Rhino.5dm link=topic=828879.msg9809358#msg9809358 date=1324467704]^
would you prove to us how you arrived at that conclusion? Or are you just battling with genetical transmitted stuupidity? This hybrid goat came in dishing outs wild allegations(like the one highlighted above) and making unfounded statements, and when ask to prove it, he turncoat and started convulsing like a weed smooking vulture. What an ape!

, .[/quote]Good!!! I have been looking for your type.

When you get home sit your father down and start explaining the type of goat your mother is. Tell your father he is an ape. Omo ale.

[quote author=Rhino.5dm link=topic=828879.msg9808859#msg9808859 date=1324463245]How can i be exchanging banters with this character caught in the habit of making wild and unfounded claims? Damn! I have descended very low, indeed.

OK! Blondie, is the the world still flat?? Gadamit![/quote]Bloodyfool!!!! you dare not exchange words. You've long descended so low when you started licking Pastor Bakare's boots. Bloody praise singers. Go about carrying pastor's suitcase and making Pastor a demi god.
Mschewwwww

[quote author=Rhino.5dm link=topic=828879.msg9808204#msg9808204 date=1324456613]I wonder how people like you manage to sleep at night. Is this the angle you have chosen to attack Pastor Bakare's personality? Please do tell me the destination of pathological lairs, am anxiously waiting. How dare you even accuse this innocent man of bribery? Your misplaced hate can only make you more bittered.

Even the deaf,blind and dumb knows that Pastor Bakare rejected the blood-riddled money handed over to him by Jonathan in the form of transportation fare.

You should be concern with emarging facts about how your president is busy giving out 50 thousand dollar bribes, while pushing hard to remove fuel subsidy to cater for his excesses.[/quote]Keep quiet. I say quiet your mouth. Pastor boot licker. Tell the man to settle his home first. The Lord said this, the Lord said that. Lying with the name of God. The Lord is perfect and all that he says comes to pass.

Tunde Bakare is only interested in becoming Vice President at all cost so he tries to gain cheap support using the fuel subsidy. I do not support the removal of fuel subsidy but Tunde Bakare should go and sit down.

Btruth:
@egift, God bless you so much for all the informations.
@beaf, just to let you know that you are on your own, since majority have choosen to go on the right side & you, together with GEJ and his company have choosen to do left; is your choice anyway.
@ Pastor Tunde Bakare, sir, do whatever the Lord has asked you to do. Damn the critics, most of them are droping notes from their comfort zones. For one thing is certain, there must be a change, but only time will tell.

My friend go and sit down. The Lord did not ask him to lead any protest.
After leading the protest, he'll leave to Aso Rock and collect another amount of money in the name of ''transport money''. God is not an author of confusion. God says a thing and it comes to pass. Did God ask him to be running mate to Buhari.
In my opinion, he is not different from Jonathan. The man should just be seen and not heard.

He should rally round friends na. Tubaba dey there na. Just humble beg am. And if blackface can't pay for a duplex, he should manage a two or three bedroom flat.
life na jeje

it is well:
I won't be surprised if I see Mikel becoming untouchable.

He'll end up like Oliseh and be irrelevant in the national team. Clubwise he'll be offloaded. He is just a luxury to Chelsea. He'll end up in QPR and that's if they are ready to buy him.

''Mikel is a luxury, he does not see danger, he does not score goals and he does not create chances''.
Alan Carbishley (former Westham coach)

I knew †ђё dude while we were much younger. Leaved in same area at Ojo and attended same school. He was quite skinny but he was tall. å humble and easy going guy. Was amazed to see skinny Deji of those days become Mr Nigeria. Congrats Deji

Dbanj, I pity U̶̲̥̅̊. Йą Lagos U̶̲̥̅̊ wan drive this car. Danfo and coaster driver no send U̶̲̥̅̊ oh. Dem go bash U̶̲̥̅̊ tire. When U̶̲̥̅̊ carry †ђё car go panel beater side two to three times, U̶̲̥̅̊ go know say mamalet no be kokolet.

monkey leg, monkey leg hmmmm. How many times I call you? You remember watin happen between us during the elections abi. I know u and Ogboru connection but again monkey leg.

Nobody is forcing you to attend the University, neither is any one forcing you to pay tithe or offering. Rather than complaining, ranting and barking why not attend the public schools and keep your offering (that is if you have ever paid an  offering).

don33310:
Uduaghan is the worst thing that have ever happen to delta state. Since he was impose on deltans by his cousin James Ibori,the only achievement he has is an uncompleted motor park which he calls an airport.

It is on record that critics never have any thing to offer when given the opportunity. If he is not doing well contest instead of warming the bench critisizing. How have you personally affected the people around you.

WebSurfer:
@meldrick i can see your level of stupidity is highly affecting your reasoning, i think u attained that by birth, go n do some checkup, brain tumor patient

Tell you father the level of his stupidity is affecting his reasoning. Ewu