The Brazilian has languished in the shadow of Cristiano Ronaldo ever since both moved to Real for around £50m in June 2009, with a "senior source" at Stamford Bridge saying that there is "a strong chance" that a move will happen.

The suggested price? A bargain basement £25m for the 28-year-old former World Player of the Year
Source: http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/11032011/58/premier-league-paper-round-chelsea-save-kaka-real.html

Agybabe:

Trust must be present in evry relationship. I wonder y ppl claims 2 luv each oda wen there is no trust. It gets me mad. Ha *angry*

You could possibly love someone but not trust the person. Never blame someone who doesn't trust his partner. I always say that both parties have to make themselves trustable.
As my spouse, we cannot be together and you sneak out to receive calls. Why can't you recieve those calls in my presence. You cannot keep deleting your text messages immediately it enters. What impression do you want me to have? We are humans and most not start acting like angels. With acts like that, how do you expect me to trust you. You keep talking for hours on the phone with a male friend even in the night and you say he's just a friend.
Ah Ah!!!!! Resist temptation and it will flee from you. You have to make yourself trustable so I can trust you. That doesn't mean I don't love you.

Ikwikwikwi:

@ Kaduto

Which designer underwear are you wearing, and I can see some holes in them. Amebo

Must you comment? The poster was only typing based on her opinion and she is entitled to her opinion. Why don't you just waka pass if the post doesn't catch your interest. Ahhhhh!!! u like wahala.

1025:

@switch47,
the children are nothing but the representatives of their parents. with the behaviour of a child, u can tell things abt the type of parent or upbringing of the child. wicked mothers and fathers biget wicked children as useless parents biget useless children. if anyone says torres will score in the next 3 seasons, u will the type of family that one comes from.
by their fruits we shall know them. the sin of the fathers will be visited on the children and their children's children.
we must strive to represent our parents well anywhere we are.always do things that will bring praises to your parents and as u do this, God will bless u.

You sure have represented your parents well by not carefully reading the comments before trying to be an activist or an unserious fellow. Sure unserious parents biget unserious children.

Look carefully below and you will realize after my post, that silly fellow called aventura insulted my his mother. Why couldn't he address the topic. I mean i have never met the goat before neither have I commented to opinions that come from his sick brain.
Very annoying. I wish I could meet him face to face and scatter his jaw with a hot jab.

switch47:

NO!! Sturridge should let go of chelsea. The team is finished and will soon go down the drain. Chelsea is a curse on his career, he should leave the yeye club.

you're drunk. Don't let me use you as a scape goat, Adamu. Your trophiless Arsenal that is running into loss should be your worry.

@ aventura
Your mother must be very silly. foolish boy from an ugly untrained mother.

Ancelloti must be high on drugs. After spending so much on a striker, you say you don't expect him to score.

Chelsea manager Carlo Ancelotti has attempted to take some of the heat off £50 million signing Fernando Torres by insisting he is "not asking him to score".


• Torres: I need time to settle

Torres has yet to find the back of the net in four appearances since moving from Liverpool on transfer deadline day in January. That is in stark contrast to fellow new defender David Luiz, who has quickly slotted in to Premier League football and opened his account on his first Stamford Bridge start against Manchester United on Tuesday.

Torres has struggled for form all season, netting only nine goals in 25 Premier League starts. But Ancelotti is more concerned with the team's play than his new striker's scoring record.

When asked about the different impacts made by Torres and Luiz, Ancelotti told Chelsea magazine: "We don't have to compare them. Torres didn't score but I don't ask my strikers to score.

"I ask them to play for the team. Torres did a very good job with that. People judge him on the goals he scored but I have to look at different things about his performance. He worked for the team, put pressure on the defenders, moved well in front and worked hard.

"That's enough for me. Ask him, not me, if it will affect him but I don't think it will. I'm not asking him to score."

Torres, 26, insists he will adapt to the new style of play at Chelsea. He added: "If you want to be a top player, you have to be able to play in all these situations and I'm sure here at Chelsea I will play in different positions sometimes.

"I'm ready for this because I want to play where the manager asks me to - I know the competition is high here. My movement often depends on the game and on the other team, if they are deep or if they leave space behind. Normally the striker has to be on the shoulder of the centre-backs to leave a space for the midfielders coming forward.

"That's what I have been doing at Liverpool for the last 3½ years and it's one of the things I like to do."

Source: http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/888565/cheslea's-carlo-ancelotti:-i-don't-expect-fernando-torres-to-score

George_D:

women bent on cheating will still cheat regardless of how much you try to please them (in bed)

exactly.
I don't know exactly what women want. Never satisfied.
@ poster.
I blame you for even condoning those night calls. Why must a married woman be calling a male friend in the night. Any decent woman will not even tolerate night call especially from the opposite sex. The right thing a decent woman should say is that'' It is late, we can discuss in the morning''. She might not be dating him now but our people say''Na from clap dem dey take enter dance''. She is already getting carried away with his sweet words. Put an end to those calls before those sweet words land her on his bed.

p.wiz:

E-diot

hahaha I didn't get that. Do you mean he's an electronic i.d.i.o.t haaaa. first time I heard that.

LesbianBoy:

my own babe called me and asked me to listen to KE RE WA by zoo-le-zoo
what could she want

Hope you understand the message she is passing to you. When you leave her at home, another man sneaks into your house and they both do ke re wa.

revomind:

I wonder why people keep referring to this Magic Number thing as freebie! You have to pay 250 bucks per month to enjoy the service! There are more than 15 million MTN users in Nigeria and if you project about 7 million as those that make these free calls, you will discover that MTN rakes in about 5billion every month from this service. Do not forget that the service is limited to only one number for each subscriber and ultimately, people will still make calls as usual save for that special number they get to call without billing.

Please help me enilghten and educate these people. Ahhhhh!!! I have tried to educate them too.

Tunsbobo:

its obvious that she is jobless! If she has important things to do with her time, she won't be stalking you on the phone all day!!

Bitter but it is the truth.
When my girl had no job, this was the same way she keeps calling me even when am busy in the office but now she can't even try it when she is under work pressure.

Very correct points.
Do not fail to mention Finance.

Thought Van Vicker was supposed to be on that list .thinking! so he ain't good as he is overhyped.

Where is Nkiru Sylvanus on that list. She is number 1.
Mercy Johnson follows.

@ poster
I understand you are in love. I also understand it's not so easy as it says to call it quit but I must advise that you have to obliterate any dream of marrying that girl. I also advise you start searching for a lady that respects your feelings.
I know your girlfriend's type. They are bad.
I advise you love with your head and not your heart. Be on the look out for a more decent girl. They are so many out there and have it in mind that you are calling it off with your girl.
Your prayer should be to marry your own wife and not another man's wife so you don't die young. Those young girls are bad. I mean bad. Look for someone matured, God fearing. Someone who is convinced on what she wants.

Chelsea might lose to the team at the bottom of the table but this match tomorrow, Chelsea will surely win.

monkeyleg:

This is shocking, and I know not likely to go down well. but we will wait and see, this Nigeria is just a fraud.

Monkey leg, I no fit shout.
Haaaaaaaa , You remember you and I had it hurt when the courts ruled out Uduaghan's election. I remember vividly you said Uduaghan will be chased out of Delta State never to return again but I told you that you lie. Uduaghan will remain Governor.
After he won the re-run, you went into hiding. Today you are lamenting how shocked you are. ;Dhahahahahah!!!!! lwkmd. I no fit shout ohhhhh.

alj harem1:

beginning of the end of ACN

finally

and the introduction to the reign of PDP.

Marsielle must surely disgrace Man U. Today they will be disunited. A goal from Taiye.

9ijaMan:

Are you kidding me? Why are you displaying your abysmal level of knowledge publicly? A sitting president does not question any erroneous portion he'll append his signature on!
How you take pass through school sef? Anyways, I no blame you too much, you are one of the products of a decayed educational system, which has been a direct consequence of 12 years of misrule from those thugs in PDP.

VOTE BB for a better Nigeria with a brighter future.

Must every body join you in campaigning for Buhari. Don't decieve us. Propaganda doesn't work anymore. My vote goes to GEJ. Simple.

switch47:

i dey here o, i no run go anywhere. here is the Letter!!

Switch47
c/o Baba onibaba
Elemuletu Avenue, Bar


Dear Chelsea Fans Glory hunters

LETTER OF APOLOGY

First , i must congratulate you guys for achieving an almost impossible task of beating Wetin call FC considering Chelsea's situation this is agreat achivement and every chelsea fan are now jumping up and down with joy un speakable.
Well, i did say Chelsea will lose, but God is not mocked he has proved now that even the downtrodden , oppressed and trampled teams have their "little moments" too, though we all know it was a case of a mumu team beating another mumu team but who cares? a win is a win, but common guys, if you win the rat race, you still remain a RAT.
Because of this great victory, where chelsea mesmerised FC wetin call all your enemies can now keep quiet, ( for una mind sha) or start contemplating suicide Now that Anelka has proved he is better than Messi and Ronaldo put together by scoring 2 goals!! against FC Copenhagen wow!! No be small thing o.
Though i was busy watching what serious people classified as a true match Lyon- Madrid .a guy next door who happens to be a chelsea fan and actually ran the streets n.aked when Anelka scored promised to give me the match gist later ( he probably thought the trophy will be presented to chelsea tonight) once again , congrats for this monumental achievement, its like beating a great team like Kano pillars fc .

End of letter
Yours
Switch47

But all the time and money you devote in addressing Chelsea issues on Nairaland, if you give your parents that money to cook soup am sure they will never stop praying for you. After you don till soil finish, you go use that money come reply Chelsea fans. Guy remember as house hard oh.

ObamaUS:

This shouldn't be on the front page.How many times have u posted the stories of how naija guys swindle chinese companies?
Most chinese are reputable,na our brothers spoil them

Shut up and never open that dirty mouth of your's.
Na only 9gerians dey dupe? Now you will agree that the whites are even bigger fraudsters.
Where is CNN, BBC and that foolish Aljazeera to broadcast this?

switch47:

Who says chelsea is not moaning?? The chelsea thread has been turned into public complaint commission! What is happening on chelsea thread is worse than moaning! Infact a cöndolence register has been opened for chelsea! Chelsea is finished

All the money you are wasting just to post negatinely on Chelsea will be appreciated in your house if you submit it for a pot of soup. At least you parents go pray for you. You just dey waste you money and ur parents money because you wan comment on Chelsea and hunger is staring you in the face ohhhh.

I once met a lady during my school days. As our relationship progressed she told me of her past, I was almost backing out just for that sake. Ahhhh, I imagined how many beds she jumped into and how many men she opened her legs for. Ahhhh, I was discouraged but I knew we can't marry because then I wasn't even ready for marriage.

BIG-DICK:

shurrappppppppp u fools. must she speak English eloquently!!! atleast she was able to communicate wt all her housemates then so y re u guys condenming her for few grammatical blunders. Can anybody tell me how many europeans speaking or learning our local languages talkless of speaking it? Always remember that English language is being forced on us while all d European countries maintain and cherish their own local language.

Nigeria is a dumping ground for everything in d world even languages. Economic analyst(s) re all blaming and condenming IMF nd WORLD BANK for dishing out advice on how to run our economy,y won't they dished out advice? cos they know that we ll accept it as usual just like the way they dished out their languages to us.

I hope you reason with your brain and not your big dick as your user name indicates. Only someone who reasons with his dick talks the way you talk.

English is another man's language that was forced on you. When typing next, type with your language if you so hate English.

yamtas335:

how come it was not on the newspapers this morning?

Yeah but Google newspaper has brought it out.

ZIM DRILL:


i get you the reason i went deep was this, i wanted to separate who was wrong according to behaviour like you said some men who still do it whether the woman has told him to stop in such case we know that the guy is a nutter, in this case the woman smiled and child played with him meaning both are wrong

as for the hubby well there is no justification to whop the lady

I'll sure not blame the hubby because we all might do worse. For you to see another man tapping your wife's buttocks and she just laughs over it. Abeg just leave the husband. He expressed his anger the way it came. He never knew he paid a dowry over an irresponsible woman.

Danja4sure:

i believe a gentleman will not rise his hands against his wife. if she did wrong there are many ways to punish her

When she cooks, do not eat her food. Those days women will be greatly touched and really hurt when their husband doesn't eat their food but women of these days like Mrs Chima , they no send you. Even if you don't eat their food for two weeks, they don't bother as long as you are dropping cash so when you meet a woman like that, stop dropping cash in the house but never raise your hands on them.

Just imagine what Ribadu's thinking. Oh Tinubu, you are the greatest thief. T[b]hief[/b]nubu. When i get to power, i'll kick you out.

And Tinubu most be a drunk rascal.

sorrytoo:

oh lawd,

u sure say na just wife ,u dey find, ?cos the way u've been putting this advert all over the sections, Music,family,politics, U sure say u no be one of those otokoto men, ?

After all said and done, I hope say you no go send am mail for the email address.