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Politics › Re: Diri: Don't Provoke Us To Abandone Creek - MEND Warns Sahara Reporters, Adeyanju by membranus: 1:54pm On Nov 13, 2022
Shakara oloje!!!

Wetin MEND fit do? Nada!

Dem better stick to their oil bunkering robbery job, and leave media propaganda alone to the professionals.
Business › Re: Form A: UK Universities Suspend Nigerian Students; Bank Staff Take ₦400k Bribe by membranus: 10:22am On Nov 13, 2022
DonWest16:
Nigeria shocked

On the other hand, our own Israel Adesanya lost his titles... Quite sad tho.

Dis news is not even here in NL, na wah..


Mods mk una dey step up abeg..
Israel Adesanya cannot be champ forever. Someone has been there before him, and others are still coming. He has had his days in the limelight, and who knows, many hours of sunshine are still awaiting him.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 12th November 2022 by membranus: 7:12pm On Nov 12, 2022
Why is Challobah always passing backward?

He is going to cause Chelsea serious mistake.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Brentford (1 - 2) On 12th November 2022 by membranus: 1:53pm On Nov 12, 2022
Brentford ruling by 1:0.
Politics › Re: Ortom Controversy: Peter Obi Asks Supporters To Desist From Name-Calling by membranus: 8:06am On Nov 12, 2022
Obi should pay a short visit to Nairaland, and he will burst into tears to see how his supporters are disgracing him, by abusing and insulting his dear old, humble, generous, honourable, hospitable, quiet and gentle-as-a-dove friend Asiwaju Tinubu.

He will surely burst into tears and rain invective on all those posting insultive and demeaning caricatures of the lovable Asiwaju on Nairaland. He may even call on FG to arrest all of them so that Nairalanders may have peace of mind.
Events › Re: 2022 Peace Achievers International Awards (Full List of Awardees) by membranus: 9:28am On Nov 11, 2022
Dis one na Igbo/Hausa-Fulani collabo awards.

Good luck to dem.
Romance › Re: I Feel Led On And I Don't Know What To Do by membranus: 2:15pm On Nov 10, 2022
Ask him outrightly "Why are you always staring at me?" He will then be forced to take action.
Politics › Re: Ogun Set To Host ₦‎3 Billion Refinery In Tongeji Island by membranus: 10:10am On Nov 10, 2022
Devil1Messenger:
Lolzzz
2 benin boys go close the entire Oshodi cheesy
I remembered when i was serving in Lagos, my oga na Yoruba man. One truck came to supply us alum. Fight burst out between the driver(Yoruba) and the motor boy (Benin)
My ogun was quick to call my attention to it, please vome and see ur people cheesy
The beating that driver collected that day grin
Benin are not thugs but they are born with stubbornness. We nor dey make mouth like lagos people.
We treat ur 4cup squarely
Now I believe that you get mouth like your oga, mr. Satan. You fit lie pass Satan himself. He will be saluting your lying skills in hellfire right now, saying to his fellow demons, " See my boy, see my boy! can you beat him for lie lie!!
Politics › Re: Ogun Set To Host ₦‎3 Billion Refinery In Tongeji Island by membranus: 9:53am On Nov 10, 2022
Devil1Messenger:
Lolz
Wahala
Same ogun state i left 2weeks ago cheesy
So them use 2weeks turn ogun to dubai

Wonderful grin
A hater will always be a hater no matter the evidences of a better living standard.

But you can testify that Ogun State is better than your home state in developmental strides.
Politics › Re: Ogun Set To Host ₦‎3 Billion Refinery In Tongeji Island by membranus: 9:49am On Nov 10, 2022
Devil1Messenger:
grin
Please consider ur mental health.
Na Benin boy u dey follow talk o grin
If i enter you, you will deactivate your nairaland account yourself
Be warn.
The Yoruba people in my state na nuisances. If they are not begging, they are selling agbo upandan cheesy
No contribution to the state development. But the igbos are the real deal grin
What's to boast about being a Benin boy? What's a Benin boy beside a Lagos thug?

Benin boy can only boast in Benin, cross road and come to Oshodi in Lagos and come and boast there, you will know say thug pass thug.
Politics › Re: Ogun Set To Host ₦‎3 Billion Refinery In Tongeji Island by membranus: 9:36am On Nov 10, 2022
Devil1Messenger:
Una mumu dey shame me grin
Since when did IGR translates to development.
You forcefully collect tax from poor market women and bus drivers and channel all the money to private pocket and you are clapping for dem.
Please continue.
Despite all the big companies in igun state.
Ogun is an eye sore.
No singular development despite the huge IGR
U sure say u nor dey smoke the drugs Tinubu dey push? Because i nor see sense in wnat u just wrote
When last have you been to Ogun State to justify your assertion?

Visit there now, and you will be amazed how fast the state has developed.
Crime › Re: Abimbola Adelakun: It’ll Be Foolish Of Tinubu To Attend Presidential Debates by membranus: 9:14am On Nov 10, 2022
Nyne:
Tinubu lost even before election.

I had a dream, and the dream seem to be from 12 years into the future. Tinubu will likely tamper with the constitution if he becomes president. He will likely edit the constitution, and increase his years in power from 4 years to 6years (and will do everything possible to spend 2 terms in office, making it 12years) and we all know that‘s an easy win for him cos the senate will gladly accept it. I’m Yoruba and I’m a Lagos State indigene.

Would it be right for us to waste another 12years of our lives ?

I saw people wailing and crying in the dream saying Tinubu has made everyone suffer.

Please don’t vote Tinubu. He has bad agenda.

He’s already showing signs of a bad and corrupt leader. Why would you not attend presidential debates ?

Nigerians please do your thing with your PVCs come February 2023.

Vote PO.

Yorubas like me should stop being tribalistic. Let’s talk facts. I wasn’t supporting PO before but from the debates I have seen so far, He’s the best candidate followed by late MKO Abiola’s son.

Tinubu lost already. He will fall like Goliath by February.
Fake Yorubaman, fake dream, fake narrative and fake conclusion.

Obi is also a polithiefcian, and not a SAINT, so there is no redemption for the nation in him.

The hope for this molested nation is in SEPARATION or RESTRUCTURING. Let's work towards that.
Family › Re: He Doesn’t Satisfy Me Sexually – Wife Tells Police by membranus: 5:10pm On Nov 09, 2022
"The Police subsequently discharged both of them and then advised them to go to their families in order to amicably resolve the matter. They therefore, left the station without immediate solution to the matter."

This is funny. Which "amicable" solution the police are now expecting? Is it for the man to continue condoning his wife's infidelity, or for the woman to become asexual under the man's house?
Travel › Re: Citizens Of Different Countries Show Bad Roads Where They Live by membranus: 5:56am On Nov 08, 2022
Mayeldah:
If I post ailegun road in Tinubu's Lagos, those guys in Poland and britain will go and hug their president that he is doing well

Isolo and Ejigbo Roads in Lagos are terrible, one wonders if those areas are part of the Lagos that Tinubu built?
What about the roads in your home state and village, let us see them.

And in case you are ignorant of this, Tinubu is not the current guv of Lagos, 15 years after him, we've had Fasola, Ambode and Sanwo Olu. So update your knowledge.
Education › Re: ASUU: Buhari Will Intervene Soon, Gbajabiamila Appeals For Calm by membranus: 6:56pm On Nov 07, 2022
Politics › Re: Obi Should As A Matter Of Urgency Stop Attending Any Invite By Arise TV. by membranus: 10:53am On Nov 07, 2022
But how many of Obi's potential voters use Twitter, or even watch Arise TV?

Let Obi step up his game to physical campaigns across the whole nation, and stop using news media to propagate his plans for the masses of this nation.
Politics › Re: Atiku Supporters Attacked In Rivers State While Posting His Campaign Poster by membranus: 10:45am On Nov 07, 2022
PointZerom:
That Emeka is your potential landlord. Mark my words.
He knows his landlord, and his name is not Emeka.
Politics › Re: Atiku: I'II Defeat My Opponents The Way Arsenal Defeated Chelsea by membranus: 6:29pm On Nov 06, 2022
Atiku is inviting the anger of numerous Chelsea supporters.

He has better leave football for now and face his jinxed political career.
Family › Re: Should I Anonymously Help My Ex Sugar Daddy Wife by membranus: 3:58pm On Nov 06, 2022
Kobicove:
Seun, I think you need to create an "Unlike" button for comments like this!
Yes please.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 6th November 2022 by membranus: 3:11pm On Nov 06, 2022
Aston Villa, Chelsea past Master, out again to discipline ManU.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 6th November 2022 by membranus: 2:54pm On Nov 06, 2022
Catch us if you can, says Arsenal to ManCity. The game is still on.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 6th November 2022 by membranus: 2:50pm On Nov 06, 2022
Andres28:
Should I bring a Gp tank to put your tears, bucket is too small grin grin grin
The NL Police man on your case, better hide.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 6th November 2022 by membranus: 2:44pm On Nov 06, 2022
odinga1of:
May God help Chelsea FC. Our Defence is lazy on this game.

Tinubu is even stronger than CUCURELLA
Yeah our good old Tinubu Agba Baller grin
Politics › Re: Mr Macaroni Will Vote For Peter Obi by membranus: 2:09pm On Nov 06, 2022
Macaroni's vote does not count. It is only 1 vote out of a possible 15million votes. After the election, his 1 hr on social media hype will be over.
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye: Peter Obi Can’t Win Election, ‘Obidients’ Euphoria Already Dying by membranus: 2:00pm On Nov 06, 2022
Righthussle:
How this guy take enter Senate self
Back door. It is never closed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 6th November 2022 by membranus: 1:48pm On Nov 06, 2022
huhA tough match for Chelsea to win. But the odd is still on Arsenal to win it. They are putting a big pressure on the home team.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 6th November 2022 by membranus: 1:38pm On Nov 06, 2022
It seems Arsenal players' legs are made of rubbers falling down up and down waiting for foul whistle.

But Chelsea oldies surely have their hands full today from these Arsenal youngsters. I hope they survive their onslaught.
Politics › Re: Why Obasanjo Should Be On New Naira Note – Atiku, others by membranus: 1:03pm On Nov 06, 2022
benqo01:
I prefer GEJ on the new naira note
I prefer Peter Obi face on the new N2000 Naira Note. grin
Food › Re: What Cheaper Food Can I Buy Instead Of Rice? by membranus: 8:26pm On Nov 05, 2022
Lambo or Ewura (Cocoyam or Water yam).
Politics › Re: Atiku: Obasanjo's Face Should Be On The New Naira Notes by membranus: 8:18pm On Nov 05, 2022
Pure political eye service and hypocrisy to curry Obasanjo's favour by Atiku.

Obasanjo is not an exceptional or reverential Statesman like Zik, Alvan Ikoku, Herbert Macaulay, Sultan Bello, Rimi or Awo by any length. He is too coarse and highly uncultured.
Webmasters › Re: Twitter: Elon Musk Reacts To Firing Of Employees amid lawsuits by membranus: 7:22pm On Nov 05, 2022
budaatum:
He'll be forced to step back, I reckon, if he doesn't step back himself. Especially now advertisers are finding twitter to be toxic.

He'll get done to him what was done when he ran PayPal if he doesn't, unless he sinks more of own money into it. $27bn in cash so far.
Twitter is toxic, but Nairaland is more toxic.

Now who is going to put Nairaland on leash to stop genocidal comments by its tribal warriors.

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