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GRACEGLORY:
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POLICE IS YOUR FRIEND.

The Police Is Your Friend  (PISYF!!!)
“The police is your friend.”
This has been the motto of the Nigeria police since the inception of the NPF (Nigeria Police Force). 


"The Police is your friend."
That's the motto,
That's what they say...
"They call him my friend."

Motto, dead as scrap,
Rot as egg, stink as corpse.
Words Impotent as prick,
Lame as sagging breasts,
Breasts sagging-
Like bag of salt!
"Such eye saw."
See lie, as black-burnt-
As coal.
Coal as black-burnt
As lie...
My lamentations...

"The Police is your friend."
Whoever said it,
Was either ignorant,
Or part of 'em-
Black-blue uniform grieve-
Inflicting circus...

Returning from-
His factory work 9:00 pm
That too mean angry-
Monday night...
Never knew the devil,
Had set him up with his son (the police).
First, He held him up,
Second, he took all his money,
Third, he took his fake Gucci watch too.
Punched him in the ribs.
And young man couldn't eat-
Nor breathe for days thereafter.
X-ray says fractured ribs.

He killed Mutiu
The bus conductor, 
All for shandy,
Under the bridge at Oshodí,
See this son of satan.

Caroline's pregnant belly,
He ripped opened with stray bullet... 
Christ!

Kola, O.A.U finalist,
He killed along sàgàmu road,
To dispossess boy of fees-
And shoes.
This son of Lucifer, tagged him: "ROBBER KILLED IN ACTION."
"ROADKILL", made a roadkill.
Still, "The Police is your friend."
Ótàfà sóké tó yídó bòrì
Èsu lààlu òbayè jè là n royé.

I reported an abuse of me
To him,
Said, 'cept I grease his palms
He wouldn't do the needful, 
Three hours after I helped myself 
He came,
Picked me up,
Beat me up,
And locked me up.
Damn! How he fxcked me up.
Still, tied me up,
As my assailant 
Now complainant did greased his-
Devil's palms.
Officer!
Please, let me out,
Said till I pay the bail.
After all, they say: "bail is free..."
Yet, "The Police is your friend."
Mtchweee...

He terrorizes all,
As the prince of hell... 
Dead drunk with all-
Taped AK47 in hand,
Ancient rusted cuffs,
And empty tear gas canister-
Dances on his waist
His uniforms,
All thread bare-
With patches in the bottom...
His toes peeping out of his fake shoes,
Terrorizing the civics
For no just course 
But for drunk course.
Somebody help, help, heelp!
Before this terror-
In black-blue-black uniforms,
Unjustly twist the future to rest.

“The police is your friend."
These bad eggs, In The Nigeria Police Force, 
Are no friends of mine!


 

© Cyrus O. Jesunifemi



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Commendable talent as a Poet.

Poem, well structured, graphical, and a true pictorial depiction of Nigerian Police.

Keep it up.

Wetin dem go chop if dem strike for one whole week in Lagos? Drivers wey dey live from hands to mouth thru daily fares only.

E no go werk.

DadaHammed:
Ondo is a largely Christian state. They will not vote Tinubu's muslim-muslim ticket. Peter Obi is sure of at least 40% of Ondo votes. O ti sure ju!

Ummm, na true. Shebi na Akure you dey live.

In Broda Shaggi's voice: E go shock you!

NwaMamaIwota:
I said it.

if most of our super falcons still feeds from hand to mouth who are those flamingos
this country is a failure of a country.
all they know is loot upon loot.
if this country miss the opportunity to elect a good leader then trust me nothing will salvage it again.

And who is the "good leader" among the 3 leading contenders? They are all bunch of crooks!

afadi2410:
Leave Proff X out of your shenanigans

Why should we leave Proff Ex out of the " shenanigan" when he is the originator, the root and instigator of the current shenanigans, the infighting, the roforofo among we gentle folks on Nairaland?

No, he must be invited to answer for his crime.

Arsenal don go haywire, who go chain dem now.

Stanislause94:
Where all those pained man utd and Chelsea fans?

Arsenal has shut up our mouths.

We no fit talk again.

But with no doubt, Arsenal will get walloped by Chelsea next week.

Nigeria finally won it by PK.

Kudos to the Nigeria girls.

The German girls are fighting back hard, scores now 3:2.

God help us.

yinkeys:
Match never even start
Losers pool and chels shit don full this place

To watch Arsenal being served their own breakfast.

It will surely go round.

More goal. Nigeria leading 3 goals to nothing.

The bronze now secured for us.

Thanks be to God.

Nigeria is already winning by 2:0 at secondhalf.

Watch live at JPC Sports on YouTube.

Khalid72:
Match don start o

Nigeria is winning by 1:0 at half time.

Watch it JPC Sport on YouTube.

1billionman:
capua shall we begin vawulence

No sir. Too early for that.

Game is still on.

benqo01:
I just weak generalization is bad

Just continue to support evil, your karma is on its way to you.

Everybody knows that deliberate killing of innocent people with their vehicles is the present mode of money ritual used by YAHOO BOYS.

What's so shameful in this, is that all these evils and the eternal loss of their souls are done only just to ride tokunbo cars and enjoy a reckless life.

What a loss just for a pittance.

emerged01:
Every yahoo is a wicked soul. You cant be a yahoo not wicked.
I remembered a guy who I was closed to,a yahoo guy. It took me a while before I knew he was into Yahoo. At first he didnt want me because he knows I'm that type. He later found that I know and I didnt condemn him. He started revealing things to me. In my quest to know more,I saw a lot of white pictures on his phone. I mean alot. He tried talking me into it but when he sent some pictures to me,instantly sweat covered. I was shaking,the thought of hurting of people,guilt and the consequences flooded my heart. I deleted those pictures.
To cut the long story short,we are on good terms again.
You have to be a wicked soul become a yahoo.

Thanks for running from this yahoo evil engulfing the youths of this nation, driving them to early death and hell.

hero2000:
I can see many sympathizers and apologists of Yahoo boys on the thread.

May God save you all!

I am equally shocked that almost everybody commenting on the thread were defending the yahoo boy that committed the murder, instead of sympathising with the murdered woman.

It shows the level of degeneracy our society has descended to. Money is the new God and appearances; morality and decency have been thrown to the dogs.

What a sad state of life!

Eindhoven is teaching Arsenal the rudiments of football in this match.

Now 0:3. The match is lost by Arsenal.

Goal cancelled again.

Reference:
The great implosion has started.
This is typical Arsenal. Fragile at the core.
And watch as this disease will spill into the Premiership.
Poor management by Arteta.
Rest or no rest. You do not change a winning team particularly one known for being so mentally fragile.
The core of your team must remain the core.
Lokonga and Nketiah are disrupting the core of that team and it will cost Arsenal the fluidity needed to remain contenders for anything this season.

Now 0:2. What's happening Arsenal?

gaby:
Wow....

I smell a huge rat here....

What about a huge skunk?

That smells stronger, and will fit Ukatu, the billionaire drug dealer, who is not contended having N20bn, but still wanted more by importing Tramadol to destroy innocent lives.

What a greedy man!

naptu2:
Babatunde Olalere Gbadamosi joined the PDP when he returned to Nigeria in 2007 and contested the party's Lagos State governorship primaries in 2011 and 2015, but he did not win. He defected to the Action Democratic Party and was that party's governorship candidate in the 2019 election.

A lot of people on social media were impressed by Mr Gbadamosi's performance in the governorship debate. He criticised the ruling APC and said that he was able to provide 24 hours electricity at the estate that he owns (Amen Estate, Lekki) and therefore he would provide 24 hours electricity in Lagos. He lost the governorship election but gained a huge followership on social media.

However, many of his new followers were shocked by his vicious attacks on anybody that disagreed with him. He had a habit of totally insulting anyone that dared to disagree with him.


Mr Gbadamosi was involved in a scandal when videos of him partying at Funke Akindele's house during the Covid-19 lock down went viral. He later apologised and said that he thought that only Funke Akindele's family would be at the event.


Mr Gbadamosi defected to the PDP and contested the 2020 Lagos East senatorial bye-election. The election was held due to the death of Senator Bayo Oshinowo (aka Peperito). Mr Gbadamosi lost woefully to Tokunbo Abiru, the APC candidate.

Mr Gbadamosi also went viral in 2021 when it was alleged that his wife kicked him out of their home and took over Amen Estate because he allegedly impregnated a women in the United Kingdom. It was previously believed that Mr Gbadamosi was the owner of the estate, but it turns out that it was actually owned by his wife. His relative, Funke Akindele, criticised him after the separation became public (Mr Gbadamosi in turn taunted Funke Akindele after her marriage crashed).

Mr Gbadamosi has, in recent times, spoken in support of the Labour Party. Back in July he asked his Twitter followers to buy the Labour Party governorship nomination form for him. He eventually told them not to buy the form because he was backing Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour, who is the Labour Party governorship candidate in Lagos.

Thanks for the update. Now we know the wolf inside the sheep's clothing.

owobokiri:
If people are not willing to defend themselves, the election will be rigged beyond comprehension and drug addicts together with generational kleptomaniacs will end up rulling the country. Thugs and cultists can not continue to dictate the outcomes of every important electoral contest in the country, only to turn around to be harassing innocent civilians as thieves and hooligans when they can't fit positively into the system they helped create. It should be fire for fire at the polling units come February.

Go north to tell them that, and don't stay in your local hoods bragging upon nothing.

Grandmeister:
Of course, but the northern apc chairman who openly threatened to kill till they get they get what they want is perfectly wise and normal. Many of you guys from the SW will realise your phoolishness after 2023 election. The rest of Nigerians have taken note of you guys true nature.

And wetin go come happen if our man win the election?

Nada! Bring am come, we dey house for you all.

Wetin? Political contests Don become war?

Abeg, Obidients mek una tek am easy o.

Mek dem kuku sell the whole country giv German, maybe dem go bring sanity to we suffering masses.

quote author=sharpshap post=117906842]I have one for sale in Zamfara! Abeg who go buy?[/quote]Zamfara, or what? Mek kidnappers come carry the buyer go! Sell your building to museum pls.

No hope for the girls. The Germans are tough opponents for them. The Nigerian girls team lacks determination and a go-for-it attitude.

kennethcolley:
Alhamdulilah 4 everything.

Meaning what?

YeyeBoyfriend:
These ones are trying to print more money for election then using new designed note as a bait

Eyin le gbonju

Awon lo go ju. Stupid set of rogues managing the affairs of the country.

VeryWickedMan:
Anybody wey stash up naira notes suppose wear chain for Yaba left.

And straitjacket too, with the way the wretched Naira keeps devaluing daily.

RenegadeX:
I swear after the third penalty she suppose catch at least 2 more. Same right place, same parallel ball from all of them na wa

To me they should have left the 1st choice goalie

So true. I have the same opinion too. The first GK is far far better than the PK keeper.