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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea : FA Cup Semi-final - (1 - 3) On 19th July 2020 by membranus: 7:51pm On Jul 19, 2020
Get prepared, goal no. 4 is on the way.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea : FA Cup Semi-final - (1 - 3) On 19th July 2020 by membranus: 7:48pm On Jul 19, 2020
TheGiftedOne:
Stop day dreaming. which FA cup? You think playing Arsenal in the league is the same as playing them in the FA cup? They are the best team in England as far as the cup is concerned.The earlier you lower your expectations the better for your mental wellbeing.

NB: I'm a neutral fan.
No.

You are not neutral.

We have sighted you.

Chelsea hater!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea : FA Cup Semi-final - (1 - 3) On 19th July 2020 by membranus: 7:45pm On Jul 19, 2020
ManU asses on fire.

The game is secured.

Arsenal your turn to get walloped next.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea : FA Cup Semi-final - (1 - 3) On 19th July 2020 by membranus: 7:40pm On Jul 19, 2020
Chelsea teaching ManU how to play the game stylishly, with no sweat.

Top 4 ko, top 8 ni.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Is Dating Common Among Church Choristers? by membranus: 12:14pm On Jul 19, 2020
Theta1:
Am different. I have been a chorister for 16years and I didn't date anyone in an choir I found myself. My wife have never been a chorister.
I don't know if your research is correct.
Nobody is accusing you personally, but during your time there did others do it to your knowledge?
Nairaland GeneralHow To Avoid Trouble In Nigeria by membranus(op): 2:48pm On Jul 18, 2020
*AVOID IT BY ALL MEANS*
======================

*One of the most prudent things you should do for yourself in Nigeria today is keeping out of trouble. One of the worst things that can happen to a person is to be sent to jail in Nigeria.*

*Jail in Nigeria is halfway house to hell. Maryam Sanda will probably never be executed, most Governor's do not sign the death warrant anymore. Orji Kalu Uzor will probably never serve full-time.*


*But still Nigerian prisons are like Nazi concentration camps. The food is calamitous, healthcare is none existent.*

*I have seen a prisoner holding his eye ball in his hand, it was still attached to his eye socket by a tendril. Someone used a spoon to scoop out his eye ball in a fight. The nurse was off duty. Nobody cared, he died.*

*I had a client once who was remanded in prison. He was HIV positive and did not tell me. Maybe that would have been further grounds for bail. He could not take his drugs and he relapsed. Before I could try to get him out it was too late, he died.*

*The food given to prisoners is not fit for human consumption, even animals should not be made to eat such rubbish. Meanwhile, huge sums of money has been budgeted for feeding prisoners.*

*Avoid trouble, infact, flee from trouble. Anything that will involve police charging you to court is trouble. If you can kill a matter in the police station, by all means do it. Stop shouting,*

*"I know my right!"*

*This is Nigeria. Your right and left can change anytime.*

*Police will definitely ask for big money, if you have it and you suspect your case is not very solid kill the matter there. Even if you think you have a good case, this is Nigeria.*

*If your lawyer is shouting,*

*"we will meet in court!" in Police station tell him to calm down.*

*It is your case, not his. The use of "we," is merely figurative. He will not stand in the accused box with you.*

*Remember, it is not what you know that matters in court, it is what you can prove. Besides, this is Nigeria. Ihedioha can testify.*

*I was attacked once by a pedestrian in Lagos. The car I was inside brushed him slightly. I was not the one driving. I just told him to be more careful.*

*That is how the guy attacked me. He threw 4 punches, I blocked two and dodged two.*

*I had the opportunity to counter punch but I did not. I am not Anthony Joshua. A police man eventually stopped him. I quickly removed myself from the scene.*

*I was happy enough I was not going home with a broken jaw, neither was I being charged for assault. Sometimes it is better to let some things go.*

*I do not mean that you should turn to everyone's foot mat, but if you are going to take up an issue, ensure you are blameless, or almost blameless.*

*Avoid wahala. If people are beating up a thief do not join, or even stand and watch, even if it is your property that was stolen.*

*If someone hits your car don't start fighting because of that.*

*Do not lend people money. It hardly ends well.*

*Do not surety people you don't absolutely trust.*

*Avoid too much night movement, and partying and clubbing.*

*Avoid people who cannot control their alcohol, they always start brawls.*

*Realize that a bad situation can always get worse, or better, depending on how you handle it.*

*Avoid people who talk too much.*

*Be wary with your speech. Do not talk about people behind their backs.*

*Always assume that someone is recording your speech and videoing your actions.*

*Even if someone comes with negative gossip about another person, do not say anything. If you talk, it is what you said that will somehow find its way to the person's ear.*

*Stop saying things like,*

*" Do you know who I am?"*

*"I no dey fear anybody!"*

*"My yes is my yes and my no is my no!"*

*Finally, remember to keep your anger and ego in check, the world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the sun.
CrimeRampant Stealing: Cause Of Business Failure In Nigeria by membranus(op): 9:46am On Jul 18, 2020
LAMENTATION OF NIGERIA INVESTOR

I run a manufacturing business and a trading business. 
The biggest challenge in my manufacturing business is not power, or infrastructure, the biggest challenge is getting honest staff. Everyone we hire is appears to be on a mission to steal as much as possible. Inflated invoices, recording less than the actual number of units produced. The worst part of it all is that all the fraud we've uncovered is not done by a single person, it's usually many staff who collude with each other, from production, to sales, to finance, even top management. There was a year I overhauled management 3 times in a year. But I've found a solution sha, I now use Indian management. So competent, so honest and so straightforward. I thought they were expensive at first with all the visa fees, accommodation, house staff, but now that losses due to staff theft have been reduced to a minimum, and efficiency increased, the Indian management has turned out to be cheaper than the previous Nigerian management. Now, all sensitive positions involving money go to Indians. Nigerians are only allowed in non-sensitive positions. I used to criticize companies like Dangote Group that hire so many Indians when there are many unemployed Nigerians, but now, I understand their decision. 

My biggest challenge in the trading business is the same, getting honest staff. The form of trading occurs in the open market, and involves staff having access to huge sums of money running into a few millions. I know how much I pay to security companies to provide escorts for the staff, not to prevent robbery, but to ensure that the staff go straight to the bank to deposit the money after the day's sales and not disappear with my money. This money spent on security companies is even enough to be declared as profit. We have to spend on CCTV, biometric scanners and other things that wouldn't not be needed if staff weren't looking for the slightest opportunity to steal. 

It got so bad at a point that my main criteria for employing staff was no longer conpaetency but honesty. At least, competency and skills can be learnt, but once you're dishonest, you're dishonest. 

We always complain of the economy and how they are no jobs. I know people abroad who would have loved to set up job creating businesses in Nigeria but they can't because they can't get any trustworthy person to run it. 

I know people in Nigeria with so much money, they want to start factories and other job-creating businesses but they can't because they are occupied elsewhere and can't get any trustworthy person to run the business. So instead of investing in the real sector and creating jobs, they'll just buy treasury bills, while the thieves are shouting no jobs. 

Many big businesses would have been born in Nigeria if we could engage in partnerships, but we cant because you can't trust anyone. This is one advantage the Indians and Lebanese have over us in Nigeria. They can pull resources together and do mega-business, unlike Nigerians that because only one person must do everything since we can't partner, end up with small, tiny businesses. 

Start a poultry and they will be stealing your eggs. Some will even go
ahead to be killing the chickens so that they'll be allowed to take them home.

Start an entertainment/viewing/game center and they'll be pocketing
your money. On the days you're around at the business, the money
realized will be x10 of the money realized when you're not around.
Because they're eating your money.

Lease out a vehicle to a driver to use and watch as he'll finish you.

Start a restaurant, the same thing will happen. More than half of the
total food ingredients will end up in their personal kitchens.

Even ordinary provisions shop, they will find a way to steal.

You'll see them with that their evil, wicked saying "na where person dey work, na there e dey chop, na e make dem dey callam workchop/workshop"...... Just imagine, justifying theft at work. 

And you'll see these people point their crooked fingers at politicians when they're not any different. I usually say the reason most Nigerians haven't stolen billions of government money, is simply lack of opportunity.

Nigerians are the problem of Nigeria.
SportsRe: I Need Help! Bet9ja Has Finished My Life. by membranus: 4:07am On Jul 17, 2020
Kyrx:
You're wicked oo, someone is already this low as a result of gambling, and you still dey encourage am, nothing is assured in gambling, but assurance dey for better hustling.

@Poster

You're already addicted to this, and honestly, you're the only one that can get yourself outta the mess, as schools never resume now, go dey learn one work/skill, either informal or digital one.

Lastly ba, I get one solution wey dey work Wella, genuinely make an oath with whatever you serves, and place a DEEP curse on yourself should you returned to gambling. It will restrict you till your mind is totally free of it.
"Lastly ba, I get one solution wey dey work Wella, genuinely make an oath with whatever you serves, and place a DEEP curse on yourself should you returned to gambling. It will restrict you till your mind is totally free of it."

Bad advice. Do not curse yourself under any oath.

The repercussion is always too grievous when you break the oath.
SportsRe: I Need Help! Bet9ja Has Finished My Life. by membranus: 4:03am On Jul 17, 2020
Totoscatter212:
17 year old boy who won millions in bet9ja is now building house its indeed a game of luck
If he did not quit it immediately, he will soon lose the remaining money and the building too.

There is no gain in gambling.
CrimeRe: Hackers Convinced Twitter Employee To Help Them Hijack Accounts by membranus: 3:58am On Jul 17, 2020
realstars:
The World Is Now Taking Another Shape
And BAD shape at that.

I am scared, are you not?
CrimeRe: Hackers Convinced Twitter Employee To Help Them Hijack Accounts by membranus: 3:53am On Jul 17, 2020
nomenclature:
Why do blacks put God at the end of anything your brain cannot process
Because wè love GOD, and HE loves us too.

Mutual love, nothing like it.

Try it too, it is sweet.
CrimeRe: Hackers Convinced Twitter Employee To Help Them Hijack Accounts by membranus: 3:48am On Jul 17, 2020
CODEIN:
I want to use this space as an opportunity to blast every codeine/drunk Nigerians on the other Twitter-hack threads who said Nigerians constitute the best hacker in the world.

Using phishing to fish people who dont know any better than the aboki shoe-maker’s Facebook username and password doesn’t make you an hacker.

Defacing the front page of JAMB/WAEC/NASS websites to put pictures of Tonto Dickay blowing Suen Oswea does not make you an hacker.

Changing the password of your friend’s facebook and instagram account because they forgot to log out doesnt make you hacker

Running video recording app on your phone before handing it to that poor fellow who just wanted to check his facebook messenger or twitter and sign out, while it record their keystroke as video, doesn’t make you an hacker.

Hacking is about penetrating what is built to be impenetrable which is why it is called gaining unauthorised access to something.

For you to deem yourself an hacker in Nigeria, try

1. hacking the bank account into bank account of any of the bloated and potbelly legislooters and sinators and evil demons politicians who are damaging this country and continue to embezzle and steal away all our money since 1960.

2. Try hacking...

a. Nairaland.com

b. Lindaikeji.com

c. Websites of every money-making Church who cant help the suffering masses

d. all Nigeria jihadist related sites where potential hokoharamist love to chill out

Until Nigerian yoots can do 1. and 2. consitently, never ever call yourself, anyone or hush the puppy and invictus the obina a hacker

Cc neoblack
Great!!!

I envy your knowledge and your writing skillls.
FamilyRe: Advise For A Woman Whose Husband Is Suffering From A Spinal Cord Injury by membranus:
meetme01:
I am not correcting your English. The terms used in the PwDs parlance is what I pointed out.

For a better society, there is need to use these with PwDs and treat them with empathy because we are all prone to it.

You don't need to bring religion in any conversation like this. It's a free world and we shouldn't let our own religion over shadow our thoughts or dwell it on others.

To any layman, the moment you use the word affliction and sympathize, I think you know the meaning. The choice of words in any situation go along way in resolving issues and getting close to people who are facing one challenge or the order.

To your first question, yes, I am. 15yrs on wheels, married, with a kid and a Social Worker.

Hope that helps
"You don't need to bring religion in any conversation like this. It's a free world and we shouldn't let our own religion over shadow our thoughts or dwell it on others."

Like you said above it is a "free world", so I don't deny my FAITH.

And remember this is Nigeria, many are highly religious.

I am a staunch Christian, and if you are an atheist, with your condition (I empathise with you, many are with the same, may GOD help you as HE is helping me), I will advise you, change your ways and be a Christian too, it helps a lot in coping with your emotions. Also it provides additional supernatural supports, and we all need these.

As for the SCI's official parlance, I am a novice to that, and I am not ashame of this because I am an expert in other areas too.

I was just offering a layman advice based on a close experience to help the OP writer.

Hope this helps too.
FamilyRe: Advise For A Woman Whose Husband Is Suffering From A Spinal Cord Injury by membranus: 7:47pm On Jul 16, 2020
meetme01:
It's SCI. Spinal Cord Injured

It is not an affliction (curse). It is an injury that could be sustained by anyone.

You don't sympathize with PWDs,you empathize.
Thanks for the correction, it is SCI.

Do you have it?

As a Christian if you have it, you take it as an affliction. And an affliction is not curse in Christian parlance, it is a test permitted by God on any person to test his or her faith.

So oga or aunty English corrector, I insists that I sympathise with the man because I am talking from a real experience as you ought to have realised from my post.

So take your English professorship elsewhere.
FamilyRe: Advise For A Woman Whose Husband Is Suffering From A Spinal Cord Injury by membranus:
Saintmary:
If the table were turned, would he have stayed?
Would you?
For men many stays because they have initially been the bread winner of the family and have been going out to work and bring in the bread. He only needs to employ a dedicated person to help the woman in his absence at an affordable salary until the woman recovers enough strength to be independent.

Moreso spinal cord rarely affects woman private part (unlike man) so the man can still enjoy sexual relationship with his woman. I have seen spinal cord woman getting pregnant and giving birth easily during the affliction, giving them additional joy.

It is always difficult for any man suffering from SCI, especially at the initial years if they don't have good family support and enough finances for physiotherapy and dedicated helpers. Especially in this country where there is no good medical facilities and cares to help them recover quickly.

My sympathy goes to the man under the affliction, though also to the woman because it is not easy to care alone for a quadriplegic spinal cord victim.

As for the woman I will advise her to stick with the man during this trying moment of his life, he will soon recover and will forever be grateful to her.

My prayers goes to the man, may the ALMIGHTY GOD heal him quickly.

I am talking from close experience.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United - (0 - 2) On 16th July 2020 by membranus: 5:53pm On Jul 16, 2020
ainas247:
grin grin grin I have come again... grin grin grin
MAN U will not win this match, quote me after 90 mins
Who invited you?

Go back to where you came from.

You are not wanted here.

Good bye grin grin
PoliticsRe: Akpabio: I Didn’t Sexually Harass Aniete Ekong by membranus: 8:44am On Jul 16, 2020
seunlayi:
Wetin concern us , go probe the sch feeding programme
Asin:

The school feeding program by Aisha Buhari's rival?
Crime$1million For Twitter Hackers Of Famous Users by membranus(op): 8:11am On Jul 16, 2020
Twitter has been going wild with the recent discovery of hackers who have hijacked the account of prominent celebrities and world leading business men. Among the affected are Bill Gates, Elon Musk, Joe Biden, Warren Buffett, Kanye West, Michael Bloomberg, Apple, Uber, Jeff Bezos, Barack Obama.


These guys are one of the top leading technology gurus and if their accounts can be hijacked, who is safe on the street of social media? This is beginning to raise fears about social media and the vulnerability they present especially twitter which is the medium for this latest greatest online scam.



An estimate of $8 million in bitcoin has been said to be lost to this social media fraud and there is still the possibility of more yet to be discovered. How did they pull this off?

The Latest and Greatest 30 minutes Social Media Fraud

The most surprising dynamics to this fraud is the duration. The whole operation was intended to go on for just 30 minutes. This may be some precautionary measures as the brains behind this understands that such a fraud cannot go on for a long while before it gets exposed. The idea was to gather as much money into a bitcoin wallet and move it out under thirty minutes before it gets leaked. This appears as a really thought out process, you can’t perform this kind of heist without due planning.

The heist was premised on the trust people had for verified accounts. These verified accounts of prominent twitter celebrities were hacked with messages asking people to transfer bitcoin into the wallet provided on their pages with the intention of doubling the amount to the sender. The posts read that the intention was for the twitter account owners to give back to the society.


A lot of people fell prey to this scam and transferred huge amount of cryptocurrency to the accounts thinking they will get back double. Some may call this greed on their part but one shouldn’t blame them for trying to benefit from some charity act they thought was going down in history.


The most unfortunate thing about this heist is the means with which it was conducted. Bitcoin wallets are known to be almost untraceable and highly secure. Would be very hard to get these hackers by the wallet address or even reverse these transactions and it may seem like the money lost is lost forever.

Speculations

It is important to note that Twitter has been compromised because these accounts were verified by Twitter themselves and one of the main reason verification was a culture was to differentiate original accounts from fake or parody. If verified accounts are then hacked in numbers, this doesn’t look good for twitter. A number of people might be looking at law suit.

This kind of hack is definitely high class and might require level of expertise or maybe leak of information. There are speculations that there may be some internal leak that has led to the success of this great social media heist.

Current Situation


As it stands, one of the affected; Justin Sun, founder and CEO of TRON, has offered a million naira bounty on the twitter accounts. This means that whoever gives information that may lead to the apprehension of these hackers or whoever gives them away gets away with a whooping sum of one million dollars.


Will this new development lead to finding this hackers? Is it also safe enough to be a whistle blower against such criminals? I guess time will answer these questions as we see events unfold.
ProgrammingRe: High Profile Twitter Accounts Hacked By Bitcoin Scammers by membranus: 3:46am On Jul 16, 2020
Depressed101:
This hacker went home with a whopping 12 btc shocked
For the novice like me, what could be the estimated Dollar value of this 12btc?
CrimeBeware!!! Criminals New Tricks In Lagos by membranus(op): 3:24am On Jul 16, 2020
Residents of Lagos State have sent save our souls to the police in the state to stop the new wave of robbery and kidnapping in the metropolis.

One of the latest modes of operation by the criminals is the abduction of victims on their way and taking them to a hideout where they would force their family members to part with some money or risk being killed.

The second method is that the gangs move with commercial tricycles (Keke Marwa) accompanied by their accomplices who operate in multi-purpose vehicles such as Sienna. When the Keke rider picks passengers, he would pretend as if the tricycle has developed a fault and the accompanying Sienna van driver would offer to assist the passengers. Along the way, they would take the passengers to an ATM to withdraw money, if the POS machine the gang is using fails to work.

A businessman, Sunday Ogbonnaya, who narrated his ordeal to Daily Sun recently, said he was still in shock over the swift way the hoodlums dealt with him.

He said: “On the fateful Thursday, I was late from work and I got to Agege bus stop at about 11pm. As usual, people were stranded. So, when I saw a tricycle (Keke Marwa), I rushed and secured a seat. When we got to a junction near the General Hospital, Ifako Ijaiye, the Keke could not move again and it was drizzling. So, the rider came down, pretending to be doing some repairs. Few minutes after the rider came down, a Sienna bus stopped behind us and the Keke rider discussed with the Sienna driver who asked us to enter the vehicle as the Keke rider has paid for our fare. We were so happy and we hopped into the bus. To our utmost surprise, the driver stopped few poles away and I sighted the Keke rider made a detour back to Agege.

“After closing the door, a man who was acting as a passenger pulled out a gun and warned us not to make noise, but to cooperate or risked his wrath. He announced that if we had money we should respect ourselves and bring it out and if we had ATM cards, we should bring it out too. Since I had no money on me, I surrendered my ATM card, which the man collected and put inside his pocket. The other two persons had money, but one did not have up to N5,000 and he was asked to call his family and tell them that he was arrested while sleeping with a boy through the anus. He made the call and handed the phone to the driver who started talking all sorts of nonsense. He was saying that he was the head of one unit of task force. We arrested your son at a gay hotel while committing sodomy, which is crime against the Constitution.

“He gave the family an account number to pay N200,000 or their son would be charged to court. I don’t know the exact amount of money they negotiated but it was about N100,000, which the family said they would transfer to the account given to them.

“After dealing with the man, the gunman turned to me and asked how much that was in my account, warning that if I lied, I would regret it. I told them the truth that I had N136,000 and he said he was going to dictate an account that I would transfer N120,000 to. I told him that I did not have the app. He now brought out a POS, which the driver used in transferring some money into their account, which they were checking through their phone. I thought he had finished the money in my account, but the next day, I saw that they only succeeded in withdrawing N65,000. So, I ran to my bank to complain as they were still with the ATM card. They dropped the other victim off and zoomed off with the other man they asked to tell his family that he was a homosexual. I don’t know what transpired again. We trekked to Fagba junction thinking that we would meet some policemen who used to man an armoured personnel carrier there, but we did not see them.

“On our way to Fagba, we entered a police post along the road but after explaining the procedure to apprehend the culprits, we decided to go home and forget the complaint. A police officer on duty said we would pay N50,000 for tracking and we would pay another N20,000 for mobilisation. I thought about how much I would spend and decided to swallow my pains.”

Another victim, Tony, told Daily Sun that the crime has become a daily occurrence since the COVID-19 pandemic, for comuters moving from Agege to Iju or from Ogba to Iju. He said: “From Fagba, through Orimolade, College Road, a gang of robbers operating in a Sienna bus used to rob people, collecting their ATM cards, and using POS or ATM cards for withdrawal.

“I entered a Keke Marwa at Jungle bus stop going to College Road. When we got to College Road and the keke stopped and immediately the Sienna came and offered to take me to Ikeja. The occupants used iron rods on three of us.

“The robbers, after spraying chemical in our eyes, started beating us. I am not sure where they took us to, but I suspect that it was around Computer Village. After making withdrawals with our ATM cards and POS, they threw us out of the moving vehicle. Someone picked me and called my relatives because, as at that time, I couldn’t remember any phone number in my contact. I was rushed to the hospital with bruises all over my body. I think the hoodlums will be very easy to arrest because they use POS and ATM cards for withdrawal. The police should, as a matter of urgency, lay ambush for the hoodlums. The police should liaise with banks and service providers to track the gang.”

A renown pastor, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, reported at a police station along Badagary Road, Lagos, how his son was abducted by a gang who collected his phone, which “they used in calling me to say that my son was arrested for being a gay. They gave the phone to my son after briefing him on what to say. My son was crying and telling me that he was a gay, but the way he was talking, I suspected that he was under duress. But would I allow a 16-year-old innocent boy to be killed? I had to pay N20,000 into their account and he regained his freedom.

“It was when he arrived home that he told us how he was abducted and forced into their Sienna bus, after which they asked him many questions. From their questions, they discovered that I was a pastor, who was not rich. My son said after telling him what to say at gunpoint, he had no option to speak as he was ordered. I think the police should be able to unmask those behind the robbery.”

Kings Udor narrated how he was kidnapped in the Ijoko area of Lagos. He said: “I went to ATM to withdraw money in the evening. People were there and it was in broad daylight. As I finished withdrawal, I was going home when a Toyota Camry stopped beside me and the man in the passengers side brought out a sheet of paper, pretending that he was asking for an address. As I bent down to look at the paper, I immediately started feeling dizzy and another man in the back seat, who had alighted from the car started dragging me into the car.

“I was resisting and shouting, but I was too weak. As I was calling out to people for assistance, the gang members were telling sympathizers that I was their friend who had some issue to settle with them. Nobody came to my rescue as they succeeded in dragging me inside the car and they zoomed off while they ordered me to close my eyes. I was in the middle of two persons who were armed. They drove me to a place that I suspect is the residence of one of them.

“ It was in the house that they literally set fire in my house. They called my grandma, who I stay with, telling her that I was arrested for being a gay. They warned that if she should involve the police, I would be killed. They told her to send N500,000 or I would be killed, and switched off the phone.

“After about three hours, they called my mother, warning that time was running out as I may be killed any moment. My mother and her people started negotiating until they agreed to collect N250,000. My mum transferred the money for two days, after which they gave me serious beating for trying to implicate them when they came to abduct me in front of the bank that I went to withdraw money from. They warned that I should not resist next time to avoid being killed.”

Mark Udeh said the abduction of people along the road was not new only that it increased during and after the lockdown. He said: “ I am aware of the trick and that was why I was able to save a young man who was being kidnapped in the Alagbado area of Lagos. As they were dragging the boy inside their vehicle, I raised the alarm, shouting ‘kidnappers,’ and they left the boy alone and zoomed off. The gang knows when to strike. They lay ambush for people during a period where there is no traffic or late hours. They tell the same stories such as “we are looking for an address and, as the unsuspecting victim is trying to assist, they will spray a chemical substance that will weaken the suspect and they will force the victim inside their vehicle and zoom off.

“They use POS and ATM cards to withdraw money from victims’ bank account. Sometimes, they abduct their victims who they take to secluded areas where they give the victim’s family conditions for the release of the victim. Now, the question is, why have the police not cracked the syndicate? Those using POS are registered and if they use victims’ ATM cards to transfer money to certain account, the banks and service providers should act and unmask the criminals.”

One man who escaped the ugly attack and is still thanking God today, is Mr. John Onchieobodo. He narrated how he was accosted in the Orile Igamu area of the state: “I am a factory worker at the Igamu area. I was going home at about 11pm, when a car that I can’t pick the make pulled up besides me and one of the occupants was asking me about a hospital and I responded in all sincerity that I did not know the place. As I made to leave, the man who was wearing eyeglasses warned that if l wanted to stay alive, I should respect myself and come inside the vehicle. He brought out a gun and ordered me to come inside the vehicle. My instinct told me to take to my heels. I did immediately, waiting to be shot but I was not shot. I thank God that I escaped. I was wondering what would have become of me if I was foolish to enter their vehicle as ordered. I can’t explain who they were, whether they were robbers, kidnappers or ritualists. I can’t tell but they were armed and had evil intentions.”

John Williams, an indigene of Akwa Ibom State, had the most bitter tale of his life to tell as he was forcefully abducted after withdrawing money from an ATM point at a new generation bank at Iyana Ipaja.

He said: “I just came back from the village after many weeks in the village because of the lockdown and interstate travel ban. As I spent all the money on me in the village, I decided to withdraw money from an ATM point. I did not know that a gang of kidnappers was watching me. Immediately I stepped out from the ATM point, a vehicle parked along the road and one of the occupants beckoned on me to grant him audience. As I was not suspecting danger, I approached him and requested what help I would render to him. One of them showed me a shotgun and ordered me to enter the vehicle or be shot. I resisted but they came down from the Toyota Camry car, overpowered me and forced me into the vehicle.

“Some sympathizers, who tried to assist me left immediately one of the gang members showed them an identity card, which indicated that he was a police officer. They drove from the scene and warned me to face down or risk being killed. I don’t know where they took me to but the place was not far from where I was abducted.

“Immediately we arrived the hideout, they collected the N10,000 I withdrew from the ATM and my ATM card too. They asked how much I had in the account and I told them N43,000, which they crosschecked and they used POS machine to collect N35,000. After collecting the money, they told me to call my wife and tell her that I was picked by security personnel for engaging in homosexuality as I was caught pants down doing it. I told them that I won’t tarnish my reputation by telling my wife what I did not do but they started beating me and said I would see more disgrace. They brought out condom, poured liquid milk inside it, stripped me and asked me to hold the condom in my hands. I couldn’t understand what they intend to do with it and I asked what their intention was and one of them that threatened to shoot me earlier told me that they would post my photograph on the social media. It was at that instance that I started begging them to allow me talk to my wife. As I was pleading with them they were busy taking shots with their phones. I told them that if I told my wife that I was a homosexual, she may be angry and may not send anything. One of them said I should just tell her and leave the rest for them to handle. I called my wife and told her exactly what they ordered me to say.

“To cut the story short, after some argument with my wife she was able to gather N 170,000, which she transferred to an account they gave her. I reported the matter to the police after I was released. The police officer I met at the counter, after questioning me, said I would pay N50,000 for tracking and I told him that I would come back but after thinking of where to raise another N50,000, I decided not go back to the station.

“As I am talking to you, I am still indebted to one of my in-laws and a church member who lent money to my wife for my release. I am appealing to the government to provide a number that we should call when such a crime occurs. We are tired of the police wahala. My wife knew that I was kidnapped but decided to rally for money to release me. The kidnappers are on the prowl. My friend told me how his colleague in the office was also abducted in a similar circumstance and he parted with N220,000.”

A teacher, Mr. Thompson Ilodiunor, told Daily Sun how he was abducted on his way from Abule-Egba to Fagba in broad daylight. He said: “I boarded a Sienna bus from Abule-Egba because there was no keke or okada during the lockdown. As we were going, the occupants turned to devils as they all threatened to strangle me if I did not cooperate. I asked what they wanted me to do and they said if I had my ATM card on me and I told them that I don’t move with it. They asked how much I had on me and I told them that I am a teacher going to teach some of my students who I organise home study for. They said that that was not the question they asked and I told them that I had N200,000. They asked that I should tell my wife to send money to an account they would give me. They said I should tell her that the police was raiding a gay hotel where I was picked and I should tell her to be fast before I would be taken to special offences court for prosecution. They gave me my phone. I told them that even if they sell my entire house hold, we would not be able to raise N100,000 ransom. They got angry and drove out and asked me to face down. They drove round and round the town and went inside a building where I was taken into a well furnished flat. They started threatening that they would kill me and sell my parts to ritualists. They were beating me and shouting at me as if I committed serious offence. I told them that I had only N52,000 in my account, but they said that my wife should make it up and I told them that there was no way she would raise another money because she is not going to the market because of the lockdown.

“After about 10 more slaps all over my body, they agreed that I should give my wife my code to transfer the money. I told my wife that as I was passing by a hotel, I did not know that it was a homosexual based and I was arrested by the police, who were threatening to charge me to a special offences court. My wife said she should contact a lawyer, but I said before the lawyer would come to where I was, I would have been in the prison. My wife saw reason with me and transferred N44,000. They said I was owing them N5,000. They took me back to the bus and drove out. They dropped me on a bridge at Abesan area and zoomed off. I tried to get the vehicle number plate but it was not possible.

“My fear is for schoolchildren. If an adult like me could be cajoled, intimidated and hoodwinked like that, what is the fate of schoolchildren? This crime has become rampart along Agege-Iju Road, Iyana-Ipaja, Ogba and Sango, among other places, because we hear such stories every week.

“Why can’t undercover policemen crack the syndicate? The crime will continue to thrive if the syndicate is not unmasked. The police should reduce the amount of tracking hoodlums to a reasonable standard because that is scaring victims away from reporting attacks of this nature to the police. How can a poor victim raise up to N50,000 for tracking?”

Police react

A police source told Daily Sun: “What you are saying is not strange, but we are not magicians; we work with information. We cannot do otherwise, if people don’t report to us. Once a victim reports to us, we take charge but people don’t report when they are robbed. How do we begin to look for criminals without description? If a victim reports to us, we should be able to get a possible lead through our interactions with victims. For example, we should know the route, type of car, modus operandi of the hoodlums and what was stolen from a victim. On the issue of mobilisation and tracking of suspects, I blame my people for requesting money for tracking. We don’t collect money for tracking, but the procedure is cumbersome and victims don’t exercise patience. The victims, after reporting, will expect us to perform magic and arrest suspects the following day. I won’t tell you lies, we hear such cases in Special Anti-Robbery Squad, but after the report, we don’t see the victim again. Even when we make arrests and call victims for identification, they don’t come. How do we have evidence to prosecute the suspects?”
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Bournemouth (2 - 1) - Live by membranus: 5:19pm On Jul 15, 2020
iamgprince:
Is like u don smoke away ur eyes ba, where u see man u here
Haa I don misfire.

See my yanch for market cry cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Bournemouth (2 - 1) - Live by membranus: 3:50pm On Jul 15, 2020
Today will mark the end of Man-U threat of Chelsea for this seasòn.

Final score: Bournemouth 2: Man-U 1.
PoliticsRe: Magu Vs Malami: A Drunkard That Got Married To A Prostitute By Buhari Olanrewaju by membranus: 3:46pm On Jul 15, 2020
Thank you.

Succinctly said.

Revolution Now or DISASTER looming for both the governors and the governed.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Population To Overtake China’s By 2100 –University Of Washington Study by membranus: 3:39pm On Jul 15, 2020
Na lie, there won't be Nigeria by the year 2100.

Peaceful dissolution or another civil or inter-tribal or religious war would have occurred to end the uneasy union.
EventsRe: Dead Man Forced Out Of Casket In Anambra For Refusing To Be Buried (Graphic) by membranus: 6:49pm On Jul 14, 2020
SenecaTheYonger:
What was the reason he didn’t want to be buried?
Whatsapp him in heaven and ask him?
EventsRe: Dead Man Forced Out Of Casket In Anambra For Refusing To Be Buried (Graphic) by membranus: 6:47pm On Jul 14, 2020
Ogonimilitant:
is a home video or what?
You wanna borrow it?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Norwich (1 - 0) On 14th July 2020 by membranus: 4:48pm On Jul 14, 2020
PowerOfLove:
You say wetin? I know Man U has average teams left to complete the season but the struggle is between Man U and Leicester, not Chelsea.

Check my signature please
Why should I check your signature when you are not supporting my team Chelsea?
CrimeRe: I Was Gang-raped By Herdsmen, Offered Blood To Drink As Water — Kidnapped Victim by membranus: 4:43pm On Jul 14, 2020
Carlyboi:
Nawao!bad and sad news everywhere from zamfara,Borno,katsina,Ibadan to kogi to Delta is there any state or part of Nigeria that’s safe right now!
Leave Ibadan out of it, there is no sad news there.

Or produce evidence.
EventsRe: Dead Man Forced Out Of Casket In Anambra For Refusing To Be Buried (Graphic) by membranus: 4:38pm On Jul 14, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Mumu people
Every thing we must attributes to Spiritism, necromancy, mysticism, wizardry, occultism and spiritual telepathic transmission!
Instead of them to use better ambulance or repair thier useless ambulance them dey say the man nor want go house

Una for try Benz, lexus, venza or glk whether nor be once the casket go reach house... especially that lexus Rx 350...na once the casket go take reach house because even that lexus itself nor get joy and the car nor dey fear anything
Sey na you go give dem the money to buy Rolls Royce to transport the man to the town when im say im dead body no go sleep?
CareerRe: A Police Officer Wants To Quit Over Poor Pay by membranus: 12:52pm On Jul 14, 2020
heykims:
This is deep
I won't advice you quit ur job when u haven't secured another. Pay is poor for civil servants generally but I guess ur problem is u ain't even recognised as a graduate.
Since u have ur masters degree, I advise u seek a job in an higher institution. U can gain access to see any top official in any higher institution using ur uniform. See them, explain ur plight, present ur qualification and I'm sure u will secure a job after a few trials. Ur uniform should get u a job but ensure u secure a one before u call it quit with the NPF.
A bird at hand is twice that in the bush.
Best advice yet.

Try it with prayers, and you will succeed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United vs Southampton (2 - 2) On 13th July 2020 by membranus: 12:33pm On Jul 14, 2020
Dreyton36:
You are pained grin grin grin grin sorry ooo
I am not pained, but delirious.

My team retained its 3rd position, and the rampaging of the oppositions were stopped.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United vs Southampton (2 - 2) On 13th July 2020 by membranus: 9:02pm On Jul 13, 2020
Dreyton36:
If you are a Manchester United fan and you're seeing this comment drop a like and share let's shame the haters angry grin grin angry

UNITED FOR LIFEEEEEEEEEEEE

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE IS SUREEEEEE grin grin

Giveaway coming soon
Prepare for MU thrashing.

They are going down, down, down the second half.

Southampton are in control of this game.

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