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BREYZ:
CORRUPTION STARTED FROM THE BAR AND IT WILL CONTINUE TO LINGER IN THE BAR.

Which of the bar?

The one at Mama Risikat?

Or the one at Uche Beer Parlour?

Or that one at Cubana Club?

alwaysonnet:
Na wao.
Download this app for latest Mr Macaroni, Emmanuella Video skit. And laugh away your sorrow.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.toyonnet.funnycomedy

So it is to laugh away our sorrow that remains why this nation destiny is being cannibalised daily by crooks.

I pity our generation.

Nigeria is finished, and our youths are useless.

They are hearing all these big sums being stolen every day by government appointees and politicians and there is no resistance or protestation from them.

Their future is being bastardised wantonly but they only engage in intertribal warfare on social media every time.

Shame on Nigerian youths, they deserve what they get!!!!

So says Abacha's looter-in-chief.

Nigerian polithiefcians have no shame.

Though I am neither APC or PDP, or any politician of any colour, but when it comes to issues of governance, anyone who has looted this country, including Bagudu, should keep his shameful mouth shut.

LudaChriz:
No allow people roast u oh


Modified:
Based on popular recommendation so far, Zenith Bank carries the league is the GOAT Bank


Zenith Bank here I come

You might be Igbo for choosing Zenith.

What I know is that most Igbo bank based on ethnic ownership.

But coming to experience, I had more than 6 active accounts in at least 3 big banks, therefore when it comes to cheating customers of their due interests on either their fixed deposit or savings accounts, Zenith Bank takes the lead.

They will build a lot of firewalls around their interest payments and any little miss, they deny you the whole.

Also they are so voracious in charging you on any transaction, debit or credit, savings or current.

On my own view UBA is the most customer friendly when it comes to bank interests or charges.

While First Bank, despite being the biggest, is the worst. Whether on customer services (they lack courtesy and prompt attention, especially on their social media platforms), and on interest and bank charges they do whatever they like on your accounts without reverting to the customers or considering their interests.

Mikelarteta:
APC Manipulative Technology. (AMT)

Which one be dis?

I am interested, I wan go back sukuru again.

IMO01:
Nawa


Available land at eziobodo for sale

Available land at ihiagwa eziobodo road for Sale

How much per plot?

Meanwhile, where is Eziobodo? Inside Africa?

Anyiamaka:
Tinubu will not be president of this country. And if APC dies, so what?

Supported.

I am a an Oodua man, the next agenda is restructuring or dissolution.

No election in 2023!!!

Respected comrade, we mourn you!!!

UbongCR7:

You use "fatal" when the accident involves lost of live(s).
If it doesn't, the right word is ghastly.

The right phrase is "Loss of lives", not "Lost of lives".

A burden has been taken off your neck, and you are wishing that the burden be brought back to you.

Relax, forget about the wife and her foolish mother. Don't call her or asked about her welfare.
When she becomes incapable of taking care of the children, she will bring them back to you.

This is time to show her you are a tough man, and take back your respect from her.

omoburuku:
She ones got me a Lamborghini, Bought 2 plots of land at Banana Island and she promised to get me yacht for my next bday....Then I woke up.

O
Bros, take 2 Valium 5 and go back to that dream to enjoy those sweet unimaginable gifts.

Not only babies, but even aborted or miscarried foetus ended up in heaven.

Go and read Anna Rountree's The Heaven Opened or Mary Baxter's books on Heaven and Hell on www.spiritlessons.com where you will be more enlightened.

mrkings84:
Where are the patients? Me wanna rock with them

Go to the COVID 19 isolation centre in your state capital. The patients fill there berekete, waiting for you to come and ROCK with them.

Oya, oya, go there biko.

icankel:
Is common with most men even to some guys that's pretending above. but I wonder d reason a wife will keep a grown up lady as a maid. if u want to avoid devil and his agents just stay far away from them, we're mostly cause of our predicaments

The real truth and nothing but the truth.

Keeping a grown up lady in your marital home - maid, sister, friend or otherwise - is always a temptation to the man of the house, no matter his religiosity, and an invitation to disaster.

A man's carnal mind is easily affected by a grown woman's body, and it requires the grace and the Spirit of God to overcome every temptation connected to it.

DenreleDave:
Sometimes back, naso I arrange appointment with a lady.. Naso the lady come, entertained her, she carry her smoke. Naso Night reach as we don do do finish, we kon sleep. Trust mi, I cud not sleep overnight. Yes I could not sleep.

Why? I have always read bad news on nairaland about someone dying in another person place and it always ring in my mind.. Funny enough, the girl was not feeling fine and she never told me...

I was almost awake through out the night checking if she is breathing, anytime I suspect she isn't breathing, I tap her and she moves her body... I was even regretting why I had to let her sleep overnight sef but don't blame me, she came in the evening...

Guys, if you get any arrangement with a babe, Pls let her come in the morning and leave that same day, probably evening.. The enjoyment una wan enjoy for night can be enjoyed from morning to evening.. Don't let any lady sleep over.

Disadvantages:

1. She may be possesed (medium risk)

2. She may die in your care (very high risk). Imagine a young guy like you with a bright future going to jail for something u don't know about....

3. You yourself may die.. Hence endangering the lady's life. ...

I remember going to Lagos high Court for affidavit and I saw prisoners about to be judged coming down from the prison bus, mehnn. I knew some of them are accused of what they are not guilty for.... I pray that none of us will be unfortunate ooo

Nigeria is already messed up.. Notin like doing a forensic autopsy to ascertain the true cause of the death...

Advantages of avoiding sleeping over :

1. Peace of mind, even if she wan die overnight, she go go die for her place but pray she wunt die after leaving ur place for home

2. Any style u wan do in the midnight can be done in the day time

3. Her moaning wunt disturb the neighbors cox them go dey busy

Be wise.. Don't ever invite a lady over, any sex u Wana enjoy overnight can be enjoyed during the day..

https://www.nairaland.com/5931024/ekiti-state-student-dies-boyfriends

The world has certainly turned upside down.

Fornication everywhere, and open confessions of it, and nobody cares that GOD is watching.

Please let us be careful, especially now that there are apparent indicators that the END is near, that the Antichrist is marshalling his force to take over the world.

What are the indicators?
> Digital and internet coverage across the world for control and monitoring of every lives.
> Governance failure, violence, confusion, political intimidation, fear and anxiety everywhere.
> Impeding worldwide economic failure facilitated by series of repeated plagues and infections sweeping over the earth.
> No fear of GOD.
Etcetera.

All these are enough reasons for take over of the world government by the Antichrist and for his wide acceptance.

Play safe, fear God, do His will and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour.

meobizy:
Join Year: 2018. Total Number Of Comments Posted: 2.

Says a monitoring agent.

Well done.

livebyday:
80% of Nigerian bankers are involved directly or as a proxy in cyber crime or they provide resources in terms of information to cyber crime cartels

You may or may not be a scammer and but fit the profile of an enabler

Don't worry we will know soonest

Cheers

Stop your threat, you are just boasting.

Those who actually do the job do it under cover, not on social media.

It appears you are jobless. Who knows you might really be a scammer too, hiding under fake public utterances.

If you are, change you ways, stop extorting other serious people or organisation hard earned money, otherwise Karma is trailing you and you will end up in that very jail you have earlier described.

Also as for your "banker" friends who are in the same scam you are, warn them that they will join you in the same jail.

livebyday:
You sound afraid

Are you into cyber crime ?

Let me let you in on a secret ... I catch guys like you..

All there wire funds , email.hacking and check scans mobile money , direct wire and all your fraud schemes are bursted and each and everyone of you are going to jail

All your Instagram and Twitter accounts are accessible now

WhatsApp is fully assisting Interpol in all investigations concerning Nigerians

All your fake international phone numbers are bursted

Get ready

Oga you are free to investigate me, you will meet a brickwall.

I have more than 20 years banking experience, so I am not in your class. All those investigative gimmicks you outlined here are only meant to scare the novice and not a person of my stature.

As for the Yahoo scam practitioners, you cannot hate them more than me because they smear the country image.

All I am saying is tone down your gayish expletive language, this is Nigeria and not America, it scares no one here.

And remember people of all ages and professions who are wiser and experienced than you use this forum too to get information and knowledge, so stop posing with your limited experience.

livebyday:
You don't understand

Alot of you kids minds can't understand

Movies and games have you all confused

I didn't exaggerate anything

Infact I censored and downplayed it all

Keep your dirty mind to yourself.

It happens but not on the scale you painted it.

Your cellmate might not be so intentioned.

And if it happens outside the cells, not everyday because everybody is under constant watch.

Your fear mongering is good because it is deterrent, but please tone it down.

Sunisonflex39:
please my fellow nairalander, I was giving a job from a fellow nairalander because I used to drop account number during that peak lock down period.
she has a free YouTube channel that she talks about everyday to day life's matters.expecially for the female folks.

My job is to get enough persons to subscribe to the channel, it's a free subscription..just a click.to every 50 persons I get,i am to be paid 4 digit figure..
this is better than dropping account numbers here and there..

please my good people of this forum,Help a brother meet his target by just clicking on the subscribe button on the channel..

I will need a name for every subscribers so I can jot down. at the end of the session, she cross check her channel and my list to know who are from me.
please help a brother.

you can DM me the name on 0 7 0 6 4 3 9 0 9 6 0 that's if you can't post your name in a public forum..
I will be very grateful.
see my signature for link

Nairaland famz let's do it for this guy by subscribing for him.

We are one family and we need to help one another.

Saintmary:
Savage baba
I hope your savageness has solved your quandary.
However you paint your story, you were careless with your own life and only you have to bear the consequences.

What's your problem?

He asked for advice, give it if you have any to give. If you have none keep your mouth shut tight.

Why are you carrying his matter too much for head and insulting him?

Bad manners everywhere.

Fountainofyouth:
It is in the book of Acts, I'm not sure of the chapter and verse, you can search further on it.

No Sis, don't dodge this.

Please use Strong Concordance and search for it, and tell us the exact book, chapter and verse where it is written that "prevention is better than cure" as you've said.

DammyLucy:
I HAVE A QUESTION FOR SEUN AND OTHER MODS

If this was a topic related to Islam, ppl would be required to make a declaration that allah is the greatest on their profile page.

So anybody can comment on a christian topic but not on an islamic topic, we can't even felicitate with them..

An explaination is needed.

So this is true for everybody on the platform?

Why this religious discrimination?

Ejenavi18:

Sharp guy..

Bad guy.

JasonScoolari:
Grade 8 zombies will storm this thread, weep uncontrollably and render their popular hymn "BRING OUR YAM OH MADUEKE"


But these hypocrites stylishly avoided the thread below where the Gen Buhari led administration in collaboration with his corrupt cronies are depositing some hard currencies worth billions of Naira into personal accounts.

https://www.nairaland.com/5903747/buhari-government-2900-payments-worth#90312855


Smart move from the beautiful Deizani if you ask me.

Stay Safe ma'am.

Being an enemy of our common good,

Play into the hands of your enemies ma'am.

SocialJustice:
We complain too much, when Tinubu becomes president, he should retire all the aboki at the top and replace them with Yoruba. Case closed.

Na you go make Tinubu prez? Or you fit vote for am?

Uchek:
God bless you real good.They erroneously thought they defeated Igbos; not knowing that they were the real losers. They sold themselves into slavery. Igbos were actually the real winners.

You can only say this after achieving your Biafra dream.

When this have not been done, then you are still one those in Nigeria whose face is being stamped on the mud by the so called fulani jihadists.

So stop your vain chest beating, you are still a slave of the man in power.

athaboi:
Trust me, Obaseki is winning this one..his fellow thieves have joined hand to save him.
They are all thieves or are they not??

Athaboi, yeah they are. All'a dem they surely are rogues, including the head thief at aso rock.

Kemistri4:
Lol
Amotekun is dead.

Fulani herdsmen are ravaging SW

Where?