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BusinessRe: Mr BEN (the Man Who Defrauded Me In Alaba) And I Have Settled Issue Amicably. by membranus: 6:47pm On Sep 04, 2020
Openbusiness:
It is well, we learn everyday. Me sef i don buy fufu phone for computer village before grin and I don buy brand new LG TV for Alaba before wey be say when I reach house d remote control wey follow am come no dey work, but the wahala to go back there, I just bone go buy another universal remote wey work dey use am like that. Later like 6 months after when d TV spoil I carry am go repair. Na for the TV radionic repair shop we come discover say no be LG TV dey inside, na Akira TV but they come put LG casing on top. Na dar time I come wake up say no wonder the LG remote wey follow d TV come no dey work with am. Na d last time I go Alaba to buy electronics b dat grin
Bad, bad, bad!!!!

And when you ask an Igbo business man say why this dishonesty in their trade, he will say: "Na business".

So it ìs "business" to defraud your fellow man.

God is watching, and will certainly pay back.
CrimeRe: Man Shoots Wife Over Sex, Dumps Body, Opens Fire On Neighbors In U.S (Photos) by membranus: 11:25am On Sep 04, 2020
yanabasee1:
I will rather live never to a psychopath in a sane country than share a country with betrayals and head slammers......
"Living with a psychopath in a sane country" and a racist that hates your black ugly mug.

Then, my bro, you won't live long.
CultureRe: Masquerade Spotted Asking A Lady For Her Phone Number (video) by membranus: 4:52pm On Sep 01, 2020
captianfreeman:
Masquerade is a costume. Na man dey inside.
Who tell you, you don enter one before?
BusinessRe: Nigerian Bank Disobeying My Late Father's Directive. PLEASE HELP!!! by membranus: 4:47pm On Sep 01, 2020
SailorUgo:
Carry the bank manager go one corner
Calmly tell am say u wan forget about the money
Say u dey carry ur papa dead body go deposit for one strong IJEBU shrine or OkIJA shrine

And u go only bury the corpse when dem pay u the money.


Nah dem go find you come!

Thieves angry angry huh
E no go work.

Bank workers fear prison pass okija shrine.

Na law requirements, mek im go do the letter of admin and collect im papa's money.

No letter of admin no money.
Christianity EtcRe: How You Can Know For Sure That You Will Go To Heaven When You Die by membranus: 5:25pm On Aug 30, 2020
Stallion93:
Do you have an idea how much tithe i pay??! Plus My Daddy in the Lord is Pastor Eneche Sunday, the Annointed Man of God.
How can I miss Heaven with these Combo?
Okay, no problem.

When you get to heaven, Pst Eneche, the owner of heaven, will meet you at the gate to lead you through because you have been paying heavy tithes to his church.

Keep deceiving yourself.
Christianity EtcRe: How You Can Know For Sure That You Will Go To Heaven When You Die by membranus:
You are preaching pure lies, words from the pit of hell.

Deceiving people that they do not need righteousness to get to heaven. That once Christ has died for all of us, we are already saved by His "grace".

That none can be sinless: then what happened to: "He that endured to the end shall be saved".

You are picking Bible verses out of context to prove your apostate and erratic unscriptural points.

I pity you and those that are being deceived by your false teaching, beçause the way the Angels of God will chase you away like a foul spirit when you get to the gate of Heaven, you will wish you were never born.
Christianity EtcRe: Is A Reverend Father Qualified To Give Advice On Marital Crisis? by membranus: 5:06pm On Aug 30, 2020
victorazyvictor:
For Hadiza
Who is Hadiza?
Christianity EtcRe: Is A Reverend Father Qualified To Give Advice On Marital Crisis? by membranus: 5:06pm On Aug 30, 2020
victorazyvictor:
For Hadiza
Who isHadiza?
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Follows Just Four Clubs On Twitter Including Chelsea And Man City by membranus: 9:20pm On Aug 28, 2020
GoldenJAT:
Chelsea go sign am! Them fit sign even mad man now!
Man man keh, to do what?

Wetin Chelsea do you?
BusinessRe: What Business Can I Do With 20k? by membranus: 4:44pm On Aug 28, 2020
sammy99:
you can drop your whatsapp number lets talk about it there because posting links here might not be allowed and also u will need to learn about the platform.
one eight one two 6153814
BusinessRe: What Business Can I Do With 20k? by membranus: 4:09pm On Aug 28, 2020
[quote author=sammy99 post=93321672][/quote]How to register please?
BusinessRe: What Business Can I Do With 20k? by membranus: 4:04pm On Aug 28, 2020
Volkswagen90:
20k for business in today's Nigeria, better buy yam, buy turkey, cook egusi soup with it, eat, and thank God when u finish eating, because he may still do more,he is a miracle worker.
And while eating the feast, put on Timaya's song, singing:

"Dis life I can't kill myself o
Allow me to flex o"
BusinessRe: What Business Can I Do With 20k? by membranus: 3:53pm On Aug 28, 2020
Olayinka777:
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Got it.
CrimeRe: We Don’t Need Bank Insider To Transfer Money From Victims’ Phones ― Suspects by membranus: 3:33pm On Aug 28, 2020
ERockson:
We will start deporting these criminals to their developed red mudded states.
Stop it!!!

Yooba people no dey hold malice.

We are all brothers, let us stop fighting on Nairaland.

No government dey cause our fight.

Let us face government and fight them instead.
PoliticsRe: Hanan Buhari And Turad Sha’aban Wedding Invitation (Photos) by membranus: 2:56pm On Aug 28, 2020
Imustreturn:
Wetin concern us
I know noooo!!!!

Hmmm.
PoliticsRe: Akwa-Ibom Journalists Snub Fani-Kayode’s Press Conference by membranus: 12:04pm On Aug 28, 2020
Golan007:
Very good.

FFK, how market?
y

Bad.

Customers no come.
TravelRe: My Trip To Kainji Lake National Park And Kainji Dam by membranus: 8:48pm On Aug 27, 2020
SpaceX:
please nobody should take this idiot seriously, these are two different distance that can not be accomplished in a day.
The trips to all these locations can surely be accomplished in a day.

I served there for a whole year long time ago, and I had been to all these locations. Though the three locations (the office, the park and the power station) are in three different townships, but you can visit them in a day, as long as you are not on extended stay.
TravelRe: My Trip To Kainji Lake National Park And Kainji Dam by membranus: 8:35pm On Aug 27, 2020
Dpsychologist:
In Kainji Lake National Park some of the animals are allowed to roam about such as the Ostrich unlike some like the baboon
KLNP!!! The place I did my Youth Service in that very long year ago.

This brought back good memories of my service year there. Can never forget that place, and New Bussa where we had our Corpers' Lodge.

Wonderful host of animals, faunas and floras, good bosses in the office, great friends and unlimited funs at that Army's Friday Night Bash.

Visited also the Kainji Lake Hydroelectric Power Station while there.

Wish to revisit the place one day.
HealthRe: COVID-19: Lagos Has Passed Peak - Akin Abayomi, Health Commissioner Says by membranus: 2:15pm On Aug 27, 2020
djon78:
Efi na enweghi odu na ayo Chukwu Ka ochuoro ya okporoko ijiji

Is the igbo version
My elders have been saying such before I was born

Chinua Achebe quoted it in one of his books
Okay, thanks.

Yoruba and Igbo are kinsmen in culture.

I don't know why we are always antagonistic to each other.

Mek God please end our fight ooo, especially on social media.
HealthRe: COVID-19: Lagos Has Passed Peak - Akin Abayomi, Health Commissioner Says by membranus: 12:42pm On Aug 27, 2020
bluefilm:
That is an IGBO proverb.
No Bro, na Yooba proverb:

"Malu ti o ni iru, Oluwa lo nle esinsin fun."

Gerrit?
SportsRe: Lionel Messi's £95MILLION Salary Is More Than Neymar And Kylian Mbappe Combined by membranus: 6:26pm On Aug 26, 2020
Afam4eva:
Who will he bench? When LIngard is there.
You are still asking who Messi will bench?

Lingard or Messi, as a Manager, who will you choose?
EventsRe: What Was That Thing You Later Realised You Wasted Money On During Your Wedding? by membranus: 6:18pm On Aug 26, 2020
DEXTROVERT:
My wife's wedding gown
Rented It at 17k
she wore it for 2hrs
And that's all
imagine that.

I thank
God
it was during corona
so the total money spent for the wedding was 37k..
37k on marriage ceremony?

Wao, you must be a wizard on money management!!!

Corporate orgs should be rushing you to serve as their financial manager.
PhonesRe: Chinese Are Selling Tecno Phones With Built-in Malware In Africa by membranus: 6:58am On Aug 26, 2020
King44:
Finally a topic has been opened on this fairly used phone I have been using and it is from China. It has a malware and I can't remove it cos the instruction I could follow to have it removed is written in Mandarin
Learn Mandarin then to have it removed.

Is that too difficult?
PhonesRe: Chinese Are Selling Tecno Phones With Built-in Malware In Africa by membranus: 6:53am On Aug 26, 2020
drunkpunk:
Checking...
Too late bro.

Ur data have disappeared long ago.
Christianity EtcRe: Beyonce's Brown Skin Girl Song Proves That Pastor Chris Was Right On 'Black' by membranus: 6:45am On Aug 26, 2020
Sagay212:
There are no black people and there are no white people. If you see a black or white person, you will scamper for safety.
But there are black people, especially in Sudan.

But white people, none. Except Angels from Heaven.
Christianity EtcRe: Beyonce's Brown Skin Girl Song Proves That Pastor Chris Was Right On 'Black' by membranus: 6:42am On Aug 26, 2020
Me: Enjoy the video, moved by the lyrics and affirmation.

Never knew Wizkid has grown as large as that in global music circle.

Big plus for Nigeria (but none for our evil leaders).
CelebritiesRe: Deport Tunde Ednut To Nigeria - Joro Olumofin Writes US Dept Of States by membranus: 6:28am On Aug 26, 2020
fabulous05:
Tunde Ednut will be casting and binding now

Believe that
If true, this case is cast in iron for ednut.

There is no binding or loosing.

No, nada, not in Washington.
PoliticsRe: What If Femi Fani-Kayode, "Mr Shot Fuse" Was Buhari? by membranus: 6:21am On Aug 26, 2020
Golan007:
You guys should bet and I'll be the umpire.
Yeah, you will live till then, seeing me picking the bet.

We will both be princes.
PoliticsRe: What If Femi Fani-Kayode, "Mr Shot Fuse" Was Buhari? by membranus: 6:11am On Aug 26, 2020
Pimpmaride:
Nawa for ffk oo

Him. Matter dey pile up


100 years from now, all of una wey dey comment for this thread will be dead.....


Even me sef
Who tells you I'll be dead by then?

100 years from now I will be alive and kicking, living like a prince.

Wanna bet?
PoliticsRe: Femi Fani-Kayode Blasts A Journalist In Calabar During Press Conference (Video) by membranus: 5:18pm On Aug 25, 2020
fergie001:
"You see your life".....His fellow journalists no epp matter @ alllllllllllll

This is very very bad from FFK...very repulsive & should be condemned by all.
I condemn the man stupid behavior.

Made me almost hate the him and wish him evil for publicly humiliating the reporter.
BusinessRe: What To Do To Make Money Online? by membranus: 4:19pm On Aug 25, 2020
[quote author=Nigeriaismine post=93024681][/quote]Oga [/i]Nigeriaismine[i], pls give me a share of it, I am famished grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Yinka Odumakin: Boko Haram Can Invite El-Rufai To Their AGM by membranus: 6:32pm On Aug 24, 2020
bbamusa:
this Odumakin is agwero from which motopark abegi?
From bbamusa garage in Kano.

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