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PoliticsRe: NBC: You Will Be Punished If You Insult President, Governors And Senators by membranus: 12:21pm On Aug 14, 2020
JoshOxborn:
BUHARRRIIIIII AND HIS COWS ARE STUPID! This country is getting worse every single day. This is what happens when a cretin is elected by his fellow cretins to lead a large populations of cretins. Pathetic!
U no fear prison!!!!

I hail oooo.
FamilyRe: What's The Best Way To Discipline A Child? by membranus: 5:37pm On Aug 12, 2020
Serious beating with rod, or sweating punishment when younger (like 3 to 12 yrs old).

After that, strong rebuke and removal of certain privileges always reset the the teenagers rebellious nature.
CareerRe: Inner Galaxy Group Treating Nigerians Like Slaves by membranus: 2:11pm On Aug 12, 2020
Whiteangel1234:
Work or resign its your choice nobody force you to get employed ..
Are you for real?

Can this be coming from a Nigerian seeing his fellow Nigerians being maltreated in his own country because of unemployment not due to their own fault, but of leadership failure.

You must be a Chinese troll, or a devil.
PoliticsRe: Hope Uzodinma Petitions NJC, AGF Over ‘supreme Court Governor’ Tag By PDP by membranus: 8:43am On Aug 11, 2020
Godsonkemz:
Please who need supreme Ice cream
What is it use for?

Just curious.
PoliticsRe: Hope Uzodinma Petitions NJC, AGF Over ‘supreme Court Governor’ Tag By PDP by membranus: 8:40am On Aug 11, 2020
Maxymilliano:
Is Hope no longer a supreme court Governor ?

grin grin grin
He is.
CareerRe: My Boss Wants To Date Me. What Should I Do? by membranus: 7:46am On Aug 11, 2020
hitekk:
hmm. tell him that all the people you dated in the past died mysteriously and since then you decided not to date any guy again to avoid losing him.
"All died"?

Wow!!!

That's why I love Nairaland's Advisorial Service.

It's the best in the world, beating Twitter by a wide margin.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Evacuated From Press Briefing Due To Shooting Outside The White House by membranus: 7:21am On Aug 11, 2020
chelseamann:
Pray for America
Why should I do that?
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: Governor Akeredolu's Son, Babajide, Tests Positive by membranus: 7:56am On Aug 10, 2020
jericco1:
He'll recover. He really looks like his father
No, he looks like his mother, like a typical igbo man.

The mother's gene is strong in all Akeredolu's kids.
PoliticsRe: N11.5bn School Chairs Contracts Smuggled Into NDDC Budget - IMC by membranus: 7:44am On Aug 10, 2020
All hail the cash cow of the niger delta elites and the national assembly men!!!!

3 gbosas for dem.

Keep on chopping.

But dey should remember: the chop aloner will die aloner.
Christianity EtcRe: How Satan Crumbles A 21st Century Marriage by membranus: 12:59pm On Aug 09, 2020
Akapito:
It's time for sensible humans to rise up and speak for the Devil.

God is a criminal and responsible for all evil going on in the world.


Unless God is helpless and powerless
I pity you.

The spirit of blasphemy has taken over you, satan is leading you to the edge of the pit where all hopes is lost.

Fight this!! fight for your life!!! don't give in to satan; God loves you.

Ask for forgiveness, and reclaim the peace and love of God.
PoliticsRe: Senator Buruji Kashamu Dies Of COVID-19 Disease by membranus: 8:57pm On Aug 08, 2020
iamvictorbassey:
I see a lotta peeps saying "All the cash, cars etc will be left behind", like what dafuq was supposed to happen?

Why the heck are Africans like this?

So why then did you go to school? Even opted for Masters after your Degree? Why aiming for a better job? And if you succeed what will you use the money for? On the other hand whatever the hell you choose to use your money for is your damn business.


So we shouldn't aim high because death lurks? You too shouldn't have obtained an education after all death lurks.

Black people ehn? (Face Palm)
What they are saying is that:
Set your affection on things above and not on things on the earth where worms and termites will demolish it.

When God bless you with skills or successes, set your heart not on it, and don't flaunt it.

Kasumu set his heart on his wealth, flaunted it and was brutal in the accumulating and the spending of it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea : UCL (4 - 1) On August 8 2020 by membranus: 8:30pm On Aug 08, 2020
sheyitokz:
GOAN CHECK SCORELINE
Until the final whistle our hope remains bright.

Let's go there, we are winning.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea : UCL (4 - 1) On August 8 2020 by membranus: 8:03pm On Aug 08, 2020
sheyitokz:
Iya upon iya,suffer upon suffer for chelshit today
Don't bet on it.

We will surprise you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea : UCL (4 - 1) On August 8 2020 by membranus: 8:00pm On Aug 08, 2020
End of the football season for Chelsea?

God helping them.
PoliticsRe: Go against Edo and expect my wrath - Obaseki Warns Legislators by membranus: 7:21pm On Aug 07, 2020
NgeneUkwenu:
With which Police, Army, Civil Defence, and what ? grin grin


This man now sounds like Nnamdi Kanu' the rapist...
Am I hearing you right?

NK, a rapist?

Are you not Igbo?

Wetin happen?
ComputersRe: Naked German Man Chases A Wild Boar After It Snatched His Laptop (Photos) by membranus: 6:25pm On Aug 07, 2020
KristaPretty:
Wetin concern me kwanu??

It can only be a yoruba man!
Haa haa, you get power oo, you don turn Yoruba people to white men.

Soon dem go relocate and leave your kountry for you.
Christianity EtcRe: You Are Inside A Woman's Private Part - Female Pastor Tells Man by membranus: 6:14pm On Aug 07, 2020
gabize:
what doesn't kill a man make him stronger grin grin grin ;
Na lie, na dis one go kill the man.
Christianity EtcRe: You Are Inside A Woman's Private Part - Female Pastor Tells Man by membranus: 6:10pm On Aug 07, 2020
DuBLINGreenb:
Say wetin happun
Na egungun be careful, it happened.
FamilyRe: I Am Cancelling All Marriage Plans Because Of What My Girlfriend Did To My Niece by membranus: 7:52pm On Aug 05, 2020
flyingpig:
get a life, useless man.
I have a life, and a beautiful one too.

But you have not answered my question?

Are you married?
FamilyRe: I Am Cancelling All Marriage Plans Because Of What My Girlfriend Did To My Niece by membranus: 7:46pm On Aug 05, 2020
flyingpig:
I bet it was not deliberate. Just an anger reflex. He should have the remorse to regret it. I can only beat a woman when she is offensive against me; trying to go physical with me. Because even in court of law it is called self-defence.

OP, you shouldn't have beat her. You should have urged her by the side and separately to apologise to your niece in your absence, and also desist from en-slaving her with chores. She can de-list some chores to your niece while she handles the others. That would have been mature and wise from her. Sometimes we don't meet the perfect wife material, we can only mould them to our taste. But if they resist to be moulded or don't make deliberate attempts to change for the better, that's where I call it QUITS!
Are you married?

It is only if you are married that you give this type of advice.

If not, keep your mouth shut and learn from those who women under their roofs.
PoliticsRe: Nwodo: We Will Join Kanu To Fight For Biafra If SE Doesnt Get Presidency In 2023 by membranus: 1:06pm On Aug 05, 2020
Good.

We too in the SW will join you too.

As long as we get our own Oodua Nation.

And that you guys don't try to run through Ore to claim Lagos again.

Because if you try it, you will meet us once again ever ready at home.
HealthRe: 304 New COVID-19 Cases, 242 Discharged And 14 Deaths On August 4 -(15,088 Test) by membranus: 1:00pm On Aug 05, 2020
Where does Ondo thinks it is running to?

Does it thinks it is in the big league?

It better think fast before it jumps off the cliff,

and kaput!!!
PoliticsRe: Yakassai Backs Power Rotation, Seeks Nigeria’s Return To Parliamentary System by membranus: 10:38am On Aug 05, 2020
BabaO2:
all what you are clamouring can easily be achieved under parliamentary type of government
No way bros, we want restructuring.

We tried before, it didn't werk. It ended in our politicos enriching themselves and their unborn generations.

Again in Falz voice: "Ko le werk".
PoliticsRe: Yakassai Backs Power Rotation, Seeks Nigeria’s Return To Parliamentary System by membranus: 10:32am On Aug 05, 2020
All these old politicos are yet to realise the old order no more enough.

There self serving political experiments (Parliamentary or Presidential) have failed us and have turned the nation into a junkyard of mismanaged economy, youth violence and crime.

We want a new order in which restructuring must be the bait agenda.

After that we must decide to split or not.
PoliticsRe: School Feeding Programme Gulps N500m During Lockdown – Minister, Sadiya Farouq by membranus: 5:22am On Aug 04, 2020
Tobimercy:
Always endeavor to read the op before commenting. It is clearly stated that the money was expended on take home rations for households.
Did you or your kids received the "take home rations"?

Tell us to justify this your candid support.
PoliticsRe: Bagudu: Buhari Has Delivered On All Campaign Promises by membranus: 6:52pm On Aug 02, 2020
blackboy:
Is he not the governor that is supposed to collect a percentage of the Abacha loot?
Na him.

He is talking to remind Buhari that he is still waiting for the loot.
Christianity EtcRe: Fifteen Basic Beliefs You Didn't Know About Jehovah's Witnesses by membranus: 2:50pm On Aug 02, 2020
teekrackz:
No Hell seems nice
Bro, don't believe them.
Christianity EtcRe: Fifteen Basic Beliefs You Didn't Know About Jehovah's Witnesses by membranus: 2:38pm On Aug 02, 2020
So to you people there is no hell fire or damnation for unrepented sins?

Which Bible are you people reading?
Oh I have forgotten, your own fictional JW bible.

You have better be prepared, the hell fire that the rich man ended in and which Lazarus escaped from is existing for all unrepentant sinners who died in their sins. Lk.16: 20-23.

To cap it all, you people don't even believe in the existence of the Holy Spirit, when the Bible categorically says in 1 John 5: 7 "For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one".
What does your bible say about this?
Christianity EtcRe: Fifteen Basic Beliefs You Didn't Know About Jehovah's Witnesses by membranus: 2:26pm On Aug 02, 2020
You have come again preaching your incomplete and cultish JW doctrines again.

Looking for converts?

Please look elsewhere.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri: I Am Opposed To General Buhari But Sowore Lied by membranus: 7:46pm On Aug 01, 2020
fulanimafia:
Pity yourself & wait till 2023 or end up like the stubborn fly.
E go surprise you when the ladder is taken from under you, and you fall flat on your face.

Let me tell you, there is no 2023 in this country, not when your region is being destroyed by the uneducated miscreants the greeds of your leaders have nurtured up.

That's why I said I pity your unborn posterity, it is going to be tough on them, unless you and your people come to their senses and stop your massive looting of Nigeria and your regional endowments.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea : FA Cup Final (2 - 1) On 1st August 2020 by membranus: 7:36pm On Aug 01, 2020
jikins:
Lampard shouldn't have tried to mimick arsenal formation. It was a bad decision. Arsenal are more experienced with that formation than Chelsea. They will always be second best
Everything was against Chelsea. Injury to key players (Pulisic, Azlipicueta).

Red card to cap it all.

However Congrats to Arsenal
They deserve the cup.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea : FA Cup Final (2 - 1) On 1st August 2020 by membranus: 7:32pm On Aug 01, 2020
mayorrlad:
Congratulations to Arteta!

He set up very well for this game.

Aubameyang is the perfect outlet for their attacks, deadly finisher.
Thanks to the referee,
He was against Chelsea from the beginning.

Every major infraction against Chelsea no whistling, minor infraction against Arsenal, major whistling.

If not for him Chelsea would have won the game.

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