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Science/Technology › Re: 240-Million-Year-Old Sea Monster Unearthed In China, Has Giant Lizard In Belly by membranus: 4:10am On Aug 22, 2020
isthatso:
The African mind has been so programmed with the white or Arab mans religion, that his brain cannot process anything that does not conform with that narrative no matter the scientific evidence you provide.
isthatso?

tellme.
Politics › Re: Clem Agba: We Are Heading For Second Recession In Four Years by membranus: 5:47pm On Aug 21, 2020
Bitchlover:
Nigerians be like who their government dey use juju for grin

Let us just be honest with ourselves and agree that the true seekers of change in this country have been mentally defeated.

Remember that horse tied to a plastic chair?

If not, how has the happiest people in the world just 20years ago now become the most joylesshuh
Your comment about juju being used on us got me.

I am of the same opinion too, Nigerians are under spells cast on them by their diabolical leaders.

That's why we cannot raise our collective voices on the streets to protest their ruinous shenanigans.
Christianity Etc › Re: CAN Rejects CAMA, Says Government Cannot Control Churches by membranus: 3:37pm On Aug 21, 2020
Evercurious:
Thank God it's your opinion.. very sillykne at that
Silly to a man of petty mind like you who cannot see beyond his nose.
Christianity Etc › Re: CAN Rejects CAMA, Says Government Cannot Control Churches by membranus: 5:51pm On Aug 20, 2020
My own take is that those associations who are calling themselves churches in Nigeria are not actually churches in the eyes of God.

God knows His own Church, and its members are precious in His eyes, and He goes extra miles to protect them.

The so called Nigerian churches needs statutory control, they are supposed to help and support their members, but rather they are mostly involved in extorting their members through one form of project or another. Their leaders and their families live like kings, while their members remained in their pauperish states, awaiting their rewards in Heaven.

The financial activities of churches abroad are being monitored by authorities, and that does not stop these countries development. We need that in Nigeria too.
Politics › Re: MC Oluomo Prostrates To Greet Elders At Oluwo's Mum’s 8th Day Fidau Prayers by membranus: 3:11pm On Aug 19, 2020
EVILFOREST:
the Highly Anticipated GOVERNOR OF LAGOS STATE
In your wicked dream.

Ma ro o (don't think it, it is abomination).
Education › Re: WAEC: Imo Schools Charge Students N2,000 Per Subject To Allow Cheating - SR by membranus: 7:15am On Aug 18, 2020
diplomat058:
All aspects of the Nigerian state are essentially corrupted and becoming increasingly materialistic. One reason is the collapse of the value system, which has led to the preponderance of the culture of materialism over morals, resetting the society to a toxic Machiavellian state.

No wonder, all things, including education, politics and religion, are seen as means to the good life (materialism) and when the good life isn't coming, you hear despicable clauses like "school na scam" or the "chop your own national cake" and "everybody na thief" mantras in politics and religion.

We need a revolution, not just a political one, but in most aspects of our societal architecture.
I weeps for the country.

Time for its dissolution.
Education › Re: WAEC: Imo Schools Charge Students N2,000 Per Subject To Allow Cheating - SR by membranus: 7:12am On Aug 18, 2020
So this is the secret behind Imo State recording exceptional results every year in WAEC and JAMB exams.

It was all due to CHEATING!!!

Igbo Kwenu!!!!

Igbo Amakahuh?
Sports › Re: Barcelona Appoints Ronald Koeman As New Manager by membranus: 6:21pm On Aug 17, 2020
Bukysouth:
Naso Barca don fall reach. Musa has finally resigned!
Hen en! So Musa has resigned?

Wetin happen?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Manager In A Hotel Or State Internal Revenue Job? by membranus: 10:25am On Aug 17, 2020
philiancoop:
OK.
Go for hotel. Later go open your own hotel using the experience
Money to open his own hotel from where will he get it?

On the money tree planted in his backyard?
Family › Re: I Want To Give My Daughter Up For Adoption by membranus: 8:09am On Aug 17, 2020
Righteousness89:


I Have Given the Solution..

You can Keep touring up and down .. That's Human Nature! We are Naturally Stubborn.

When u are Through with touring the ends of the Earth, u will come back to JESUS . That is where your Solution lies....
Christ will not talk to her the way you speak up hère.

It is when you have gone through what she is going through and found solution through your advice above that you can recommend such.

What she needs is compassion and gentle persuasion by introducing her to various Biblical verses that will her open eyes to what Jesus can do for her to end her terrible situation.

But here you are enforcing Christ on her like a Boko Haram warrior, the same way many hypocritical church members do forcing many out of Christ's compassionate way.

Your preaching here doesn't prove that you have already made heaven, because it is written that we that think we stand should beware lest we fall.

Preach Christ compassion and love to all sinners through his death on the Calvary cross and His willingness to help in carrying their yokes and burdens, but you are always preaching death and hell.

CHANGE YOUR TACTICS!!!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How I Almost Got Scammed Over A Civil Defense Job by membranus: 3:41pm On Aug 16, 2020
timibare:
omo 2 odds dey ooh....Lyon vs Bayern.....Bayern score over 2.5 goals
Even the most novice in football will give you this odd.

Oga keep your common odds.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How I Almost Got Scammed Over A Civil Defense Job by membranus: 3:36pm On Aug 16, 2020
Ori yo e (ur head saved you).
TV/Movies › Re: Erica And Kiddwaya 'cuddle Aggressively' Under The Sheets by membranus: 3:34pm On Aug 16, 2020
house of shame.
Politics › Re: Pastor Ize-Iyamu Preaches At RCCG Parish, Benin by membranus: 3:19pm On Aug 16, 2020
MrALIVE:
Only in a confused and backward thinking country like Nigeria will people attack a pastor who is in active politics....but they will be praising devil incarnates and blood sucking demons that occupy various leadership positions in Nigeria.

Shame on you all.
I repeat Shame On you.
Tueh!!!!!!!!!
Shame on you too for accepting a renown fraudulent hypocrite such as Iyamu as a true pastor of God.
Travel › Re: Interior Of Lagos Ibadan Trains Acquired By Buhari Government by membranus: 3:15pm On Aug 16, 2020
aremuforlife:
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It's worth selling to any country that will speed up the infrastructural development of Nigeria. Nigeria needs infrastructure to drive industrialisation, we need to stop this negative mindset and focus on the positive side. America is the highest debtors in the world, the great Britain has debt exceeds 100% of their GDP.
"the great Britain has debt exceeds 100% of their GDP."

Oga give us the evidence of your quote above then we will believe you.

If not, stop trading in lies, because today is Sunday, and my pastor told me that all liars will end up in hell.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Somaliland: regional council meeting fight chairman and dupity fighting (Video) by membranus: 3:28pm On Aug 15, 2020
MyVILLAGEpeople:
Just imagining Osibanjo and Buhari exchanging blows in Aso rock grin grin
U be bad boy, thinking dis.

But meanwhile, e no fit happen.
Politics › Re: NBC: You Will Be Punished If You Insult President, Governors And Senators by membranus: 12:21pm On Aug 14, 2020
JoshOxborn:
BUHARRRIIIIII AND HIS COWS ARE STUPID! This country is getting worse every single day. This is what happens when a cretin is elected by his fellow cretins to lead a large populations of cretins. Pathetic!
U no fear prison!!!!

I hail oooo.
Family › Re: What's The Best Way To Discipline A Child? by membranus: 5:37pm On Aug 12, 2020
Serious beating with rod, or sweating punishment when younger (like 3 to 12 yrs old).

After that, strong rebuke and removal of certain privileges always reset the the teenagers rebellious nature.
Career › Re: Inner Galaxy Group Treating Nigerians Like Slaves by membranus: 2:11pm On Aug 12, 2020
Whiteangel1234:
Work or resign its your choice nobody force you to get employed ..
Are you for real?

Can this be coming from a Nigerian seeing his fellow Nigerians being maltreated in his own country because of unemployment not due to their own fault, but of leadership failure.

You must be a Chinese troll, or a devil.
Politics › Re: Hope Uzodinma Petitions NJC, AGF Over ‘supreme Court Governor’ Tag By PDP by membranus: 8:43am On Aug 11, 2020
Godsonkemz:
Please who need supreme Ice cream
What is it use for?

Just curious.
Politics › Re: Hope Uzodinma Petitions NJC, AGF Over ‘supreme Court Governor’ Tag By PDP by membranus: 8:40am On Aug 11, 2020
Maxymilliano:
Is Hope no longer a supreme court Governor ?

grin grin grin
He is.
Career › Re: My Boss Wants To Date Me. What Should I Do? by membranus: 7:46am On Aug 11, 2020
hitekk:
hmm. tell him that all the people you dated in the past died mysteriously and since then you decided not to date any guy again to avoid losing him.
"All died"?

Wow!!!

That's why I love Nairaland's Advisorial Service.

It's the best in the world, beating Twitter by a wide margin.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Evacuated From Press Briefing Due To Shooting Outside The White House by membranus: 7:21am On Aug 11, 2020
chelseamann:
Pray for America
Why should I do that?
Politics › Re: COVID-19: Governor Akeredolu's Son, Babajide, Tests Positive by membranus: 7:56am On Aug 10, 2020
jericco1:
He'll recover. He really looks like his father
No, he looks like his mother, like a typical igbo man.

The mother's gene is strong in all Akeredolu's kids.
Politics › Re: N11.5bn School Chairs Contracts Smuggled Into NDDC Budget - IMC by membranus: 7:44am On Aug 10, 2020
All hail the cash cow of the niger delta elites and the national assembly men!!!!

3 gbosas for dem.

Keep on chopping.

But dey should remember: the chop aloner will die aloner.
Christianity Etc › Re: How Satan Crumbles A 21st Century Marriage by membranus: 12:59pm On Aug 09, 2020
Akapito:
It's time for sensible humans to rise up and speak for the Devil.

God is a criminal and responsible for all evil going on in the world.


Unless God is helpless and powerless
I pity you.

The spirit of blasphemy has taken over you, satan is leading you to the edge of the pit where all hopes is lost.

Fight this!! fight for your life!!! don't give in to satan; God loves you.

Ask for forgiveness, and reclaim the peace and love of God.
Politics › Re: Senator Buruji Kashamu Dies Of COVID-19 Disease by membranus: 8:57pm On Aug 08, 2020
iamvictorbassey:
I see a lotta peeps saying "All the cash, cars etc will be left behind", like what dafuq was supposed to happen?

Why the heck are Africans like this?

So why then did you go to school? Even opted for Masters after your Degree? Why aiming for a better job? And if you succeed what will you use the money for? On the other hand whatever the hell you choose to use your money for is your damn business.


So we shouldn't aim high because death lurks? You too shouldn't have obtained an education after all death lurks.

Black people ehn? (Face Palm)
What they are saying is that:
Set your affection on things above and not on things on the earth where worms and termites will demolish it.

When God bless you with skills or successes, set your heart not on it, and don't flaunt it.

Kasumu set his heart on his wealth, flaunted it and was brutal in the accumulating and the spending of it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea : UCL (4 - 1) On August 8 2020 by membranus: 8:30pm On Aug 08, 2020
sheyitokz:
GOAN CHECK SCORELINE
Until the final whistle our hope remains bright.

Let's go there, we are winning.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea : UCL (4 - 1) On August 8 2020 by membranus: 8:03pm On Aug 08, 2020
sheyitokz:
Iya upon iya,suffer upon suffer for chelshit today
Don't bet on it.

We will surprise you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea : UCL (4 - 1) On August 8 2020 by membranus: 8:00pm On Aug 08, 2020
End of the football season for Chelsea?

God helping them.
Politics › Re: Go against Edo and expect my wrath - Obaseki Warns Legislators by membranus: 7:21pm On Aug 07, 2020
NgeneUkwenu:
With which Police, Army, Civil Defence, and what ? grin grin


This man now sounds like Nnamdi Kanu' the rapist...
Am I hearing you right?

NK, a rapist?

Are you not Igbo?

Wetin happen?
Computers › Re: Naked German Man Chases A Wild Boar After It Snatched His Laptop (Photos) by membranus: 6:25pm On Aug 07, 2020
KristaPretty:
Wetin concern me kwanu??

It can only be a yoruba man!
Haa haa, you get power oo, you don turn Yoruba people to white men.

Soon dem go relocate and leave your kountry for you.

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