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chrisxxx:
Lol. We paid 12 months subscription which expired in November. We were given waiver for the month of December. Please check your records.

We have done so and discovered your dues are up to date.

Sorry for the embarrassment. You can now continue with your cruise activities.

chrisxxx:
Name Checkers Association of Nigeria Port Harcourt Branch Reporting to duty.

Your branch has been proscribed due to non payment of annual dues.

Stopping posting your branch activities here until the needful is done

Obavoh:
Beautiful women don’t have to go naked to prove they are beautiful .

Take a look at my wife. She is always modestly dressed. Even when we are alone together in the bedroom, she still covers herself decently. It makes me love and want her more.

Ladies cover your bodies. Make the men wonder and crave what is underneath your clothes. That secret drive men crazy. When you over expose yourself they start to see comma in your body and won’t take you serious.

God bless your wife, and God bless all God fearing women.

backbone503:
Transfer to any account wouldnt be wise. Withdraw cash instead and pay in

Hmm, for another person's money.

U be master.

Coly2012:
Story storyyyyyy

Story!

placeofallure:
Rest in peace great one. You were truly a legend. Rest on.

One day, they'll type RIP to my name....

Are you that in haste for that final award?

Keep calm and live till your eighties, it will be sweeter that way.

FOOTSOLDIER1:
I am a Fulani boy from Sokoto State. There have been serious wind of change blowing across the north, especially my village here in Gidan Kaya. I am not so sure but I think we won't be so united in choosing a particular presidential candidate to vote for in 2023 but I see a lot of people spreading the Peter Obi message everywhere and I am also going to be Obidient

Fake news.

Just take a small sip of lime or lemon, and it is gone.

KosiGee:
I thought the same. I didn’t believe such offensive statement would be written on the board and the teacher would not complain Ti the head teacher or invite another colleague to witness that…she instead decided to turn her back and wipe it off. Loads of rubbish. Where was this copied from? Source?

Her bag was thrown out the classroom and not a single student was with her in that when they were queried. Nonsense.

Hackney, London can be difficult place to live or teach…lots of Nigerians and Caribbeans there. Home to some of gangs causing trouble in East London as well but the schools are not as bad as it’s being painted here. There are lots of very hard working children of Nigerian parents there who want to excel and who still fear and respect their parents and elders especially teachers.

For those who don’t know Hackney, it’s not far from Stratford, site of the London Olympic stadium and it was home to Matthew Ashimolowo’s KICC church.

There are challenges being a teacher in the Uk but I disagree with the picture painted by the op.

Good point.

Scaremongers everywhere trying to dissuade people trying to seek greener pastures.

I have sister, brother and aunt teaching abroad who are even encouraging us to come over there and teach. If you failed to cope with unruly students in the school you are employed, leave and try another one.

All schools are not the same, we all watch foreign films, and we see that behavioral patterns in many schools are different.

iHateFraudsters:
Discouragement?

The same OP just told you that the opportunity will be open to Nigerians in February.

The same OP just told you that you should prepare for ielts, get ready money for tb test and police report.

How is that discouraging?

Someone is trying to prepare you guys for a different type of life and you're here yarning dust.

Typical Nigerian mentality.

You are also exhibiting the same typical Nigerian mentality in being insultive and negative to every person you believe is in opposition to your own view.

It is irritating, stop it. If he wants to teach abroad despite all odds, why are you taking it personal?

ZooOga:
"Dapo stated that some tenants in the house saw his mother removing the body from the grave."

Seems like the mother was the one collecting the rents and managing the property while the son was struggling in South Africa and not sending any money home to help out to maintain his mother and the building. Plus the mother had the resources to mobilize the police to cool his heels in jail for 13 hours. You already know money talks with our police. The mother is getting up there in age so she may be tired of the responsibility but will not give it to an irresponsible son looking to quickly cash out without putting any work in. Plus many ppl with funds were traveling during the height of the pandemic. The son just sounds like a broke n-word to me.

You will make a fine lawyer for the wicked mother, the one she presently have is imcompetent. Please contact her ASAP, she needs your expert counsel to finish her "useless" son.

eldoradoxx:
If u don't know, let me tell you. Prince Andrew is King Charles' own immediate younger brother, same father, same mother. But because the honour of the British people is at stake here for the King to be seen publicly with a man simply accused of rape (he was not found guilty by any court) , then King Charles feels he must part ways with his brother at least in the public. Why won't Britain be far better than Nigeria.
Some of u are planning to vote a criminal as your next president because he is from your tribe or shares same religious faith with you and nothing more. How does Nigeria get better when honour is not elevated beyond partisan loyalty.

Then it is better for us not to vote at all, for none of the 3 major candidates is a saint. All of them are polithiefcians.

[quote author=CheapHomes1 post=119416529][/quote]Your goats dey look sey which kin nonsense be dis.

mytime24:
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This is Nigeria, as it comes we take am.

LogicBomb8:
Its been a long, amazing and surprising year for all of us, but it is that time of the year again when we all take a pause and remenisce on all that has happend so far. Many of us started this year together but if you are among the number that made it this far congratulations and MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL AND GOD BLESS YOU

Merry Christmas to you too. And to all Nairalanders. May this festive season attracts good things to our lives.

EmekaBlue:
Na cow I kill

Na yahoo boy you be

nedekid:
Chicken 2k, turkey 5k in my area.
But hold your apc Id card.

Haha! haha!!, mek you blow lie small small now. Dem steal am.

Didi2d:
Which kind chicken be that?

Local shioshio.

babasolution:
Honestly Yoruba elites are dumb as Bleep.They are so afraid of true leadership,they can hide their failures under one Nigeria

He is speaking for himself, and not for we Yorubas.

So says a renegade looter of state treasury, who is benefitting from the evil status quo.

May God wrath fall on them soon.

BREAKING!!

NIGERIA RESTRUCTURING BILL CONCLUDED READY FOR RATIFICATION:

Below is the kite being flown by the Federal Government on Restructuring

Nigerian Economic Restructuring Bill 2021

[1] Nigeria will be made up of 42 states, with seven per each of her constituent geo-political zone. These shall be:

South-south
[1] Bayelsa State - Yenagoa
[2] Western Ijaw State - Patani
[3] Rivers State - Port Harcourt
[4] Cross River State - Calabar
[5] Akwa Ibom State - Uyo
[6] Edo State - Benin
[7] Delta State - Warri

Northeast
[1] Mambilla State - Gashaka
[2] Taraba State - Jalingo
[3] Adamawa State - Yola
[4] Borno State - Maiduguri
[5] Yobe State - Damaturu
[6] Bauchi State - Bauchi
[7] Gombe State - Gombe

Southeast
[1] Anioma State - Asaba
[2] Orashi State - Omoku
[3] Anambra State - Awka
[4] Imo State - Owerri
[5] Enugu State - Enugu
[6] Abia State - Umuahia
[7] Ebonyi State - Abakaliki

North-Central
[1] Abuja State - Abuja
[2] Gurara State - Kafanchan
[3] Benue State - Makurdi
[4] Plateau State - Jos
[5] Nasarawa State - Lafia
[6] Kogi State - Lokoja
[7] Niger State - Minna

Southwest
[1] Kwara State - Ilorin
[2] Oyo State - Ibadan
[3] Ogun State - Abeokuta
[4] Lagos State - Ikeja
[5] Ondo - Akure
[6] Ekiti - Ado-Ekiti
[7] Osun - Oshogbo

Northwest
[1] Sokoto State - Sokoto
[2] Kebbi State - Birnin Kebbi
[3] Kaduna State - Kaduna
[4] Katsina State - Katsina
[5] Kano State - Kano
[6] Jigawa State - Dutse
[7] Zamfara State - Gusau

[2] Each State will be responsible for creating and funding its local governments as it deems fit. Local governments will be funded internally by the charging of a local tax, which will be augmented by a state grant representing no more than 10% of TV
[3] Over a 35 year period, we gradually migrate back to the 1957/58 Revenue Sharing formula agreed by our founding fathers at the Lancaster House Conferences in London under which the federating units will control all the resources within their domains and remit 50% to the Centre

[4] Our federating units will keep 50% of all the revenue that they generate, put a further 20% into a central pot called the Excess Federation Account to which everyone can have access as the need arises, 10% will go into a geo-political zone account and the remaining 20% will go to into the Federation Account used to run the federal government

[5] With regards to all other resources, we shall move towards this immediately but in the case of oil and gas, the move will have to be gradual due to how dependent we have become on these two resources. A gradual migration shall take place over the next 35 years in this manner: 2000 - 13%, 2021 - 18%, 2023 - 20%, 2025 - 25%, 2030 - 30%, 2035 - 35%, 2040 - 40%, 2045 - 45%, 2050 - 50%

[6] Every one of our 42 States will be set a target of generating at least $2bn in export revenue. Any state government that attracts inward investment to the tune of $1bn, will get a corresponding grant from the federal government

[7] Any State that fails to generate as much revenue as it spends for two consecutive years as from 2020, will be subject to an immediate declaration of a State of Emergency. It shall be administered centrally by the federal government until its books are balanced

[8] Every State must seek to generate at least 30% of its internal revenue from manufacturing and services, with a migration away from primary products to value added production

[9] Every State is free to create more Local governments provided they meet the necessary criteria which includes holding a referendum and the fact that the Local government area is self- sustaining. To be recognised as a Local government area, basic facilities that must exist within the domain include 20 Primary Schools, Five Secondary Schools, a Local government Headquarters, at least one vocational training College and at least one Public Health Centre

[10] All local and State governments will as a matter of course award supply contracts to companies that manufacture products within Nigeria. Only as a last resort will companies that manufacture products abroad be granted government contracts.

SOURCE.
#COPIED

Phamo0:
Unfortunately he might not. You don't put together people with no common identity or history or religion together and expect it to work.
It might work if the people embrace secularity and put it above their religion and ethnic differences.
But in Nigeria where some of its citizens are ardently religious and tribalistic, then it's not going to work. Same with iraq. when you put shia and Sunni muslims together with a long history of hatred between them, you will need an extremely wicked dictator to hold the nation. And that's what Saddam Hussein was. He held the country for years and when the west ousted and killed him and tried to impose democracy we can all see what has become of Iraq.
Let's check history and see that democracy can not work in Nigeria. There will always be corruption, tribalism with hatred, religious wars and communal clashes. Unless Nigeria rises above religion differences and ethnic differences , which I believe is nearly impossible, the best is separation.

Separation yes.

Supported.

Those agitating for the actualisation of the Yoruba Nation are youths and elders with long range vision. They know that the Nigeria Project is dead, and have been destroyed by the greed and massive corruption of Akeredolu and his cohorts in government who possess, and have possessed the keys to the national treasury.

Judolisco:
D Zambian girl fit dey oshodi oh... Ino go talk pass dat one

On the laptop of one bad gee boy.

Jennyclay:
She's only taking down records. It's called book keeping

Including the debit and credit details of the street residents.

Gipre:
Please how can I get strong Deliverance Ministers or Prayer Warriors in Atlanta, Georgia, USA.

I am in Nigeria but My Uncle has been sick for over 2 months in Atlanta, Georgia.
He is in a hospital there called Grady Health.

I believe his case is spiritual and I want some strong ministers of God to pray for him but I don't know where to start from.

What can I do?

Browse MFM, Atlanta Georgia Church on Google. Check the Pastor's name and phone number on the church page. Phone him and explain your situation to him, he might be of help. That's the Church my son attends.

Has Tinubu ended poverty in the entire Tinubu clan in Lagos? If not let him start with that, before tackling Nigeria humongous poverty.

casualobserver:
the average Nigerian does not harvest organs. The average Nigerian prisoner will not experience the same conditions of the British prisons. The average Nigerian does not go through a speedy hearing. The average Nigerian does not have the ambassador. And attorney general giving guarantees in court. So I dont know what he is going through that the average Nigerian goes through

I am also sure they dont serve Christmas pudding or Christmas turkey in Nigerian detention.

"I am also sure they dont serve Christmas pudding or Christmas turkey in Nigerian detention."

How do you know they serve these delicacies in British prisons, have you been there before?

chriss100:
Welcome back, MAZI. We missed you

You and who?

Count me out.

God bless Germany for this commendable action.

It remains Britain to restitute all they have stolen from us, including the prizes and the wages of Nigerian slaves forcefully seized by them.

Writer01:
The people condemning states and capital, let them first check their families before trying to implicate a different thing to it , ok even though it is the worst state, what is your business, not that am from there oo,me am from Abia State but call a spade a spade..

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Your harsh comment on the OP's simple non- condemning observations about Lokoja reveal that you may not be a matured and objective Writer, but a subjective and emotional one.

Please always read keenly before expressing yourself, especially when you are claiming to be a writer.

Soft landing.

Okupe needs 10 years in prison to cure him of his kleptomania.