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AgricultureRe: How Much Is Chicken In Your Area by membranus: 7:44pm On Dec 24, 2022
nedekid:
Chicken 2k, turkey 5k in my area.
But hold your apc Id card.
Haha! haha!!, mek you blow lie small small now. Dem steal am.
AgricultureRe: How Much Is Chicken In Your Area by membranus: 7:41pm On Dec 24, 2022
Didi2d:
Which kind chicken be that?
Local shioshio.
PoliticsRe: We Won’t Tolerate Another IPOB In Yorubaland — Akeredolu by membranus: 4:05pm On Dec 24, 2022
babasolution:
Honestly Yoruba elites are dumb as Bleep.They are so afraid of true leadership,they can hide their failures under one Nigeria
He is speaking for himself, and not for we Yorubas.
PoliticsRe: We Won’t Tolerate Another IPOB In Yorubaland — Akeredolu by membranus: 4:03pm On Dec 24, 2022
So says a renegade looter of state treasury, who is benefitting from the evil status quo.

May God wrath fall on them soon.
PoliticsNigeria Restructuring Bill Concluded Ready For Ratification: by membranus(op): 3:56pm On Dec 24, 2022
BREAKING!!

NIGERIA RESTRUCTURING BILL CONCLUDED READY FOR RATIFICATION:

Below is the kite being flown by the Federal Government on Restructuring

Nigerian Economic Restructuring Bill 2021

[1] Nigeria will be made up of 42 states, with seven per each of her constituent geo-political zone. These shall be:

South-south
[1] Bayelsa State - Yenagoa
[2] Western Ijaw State - Patani
[3] Rivers State - Port Harcourt
[4] Cross River State - Calabar
[5] Akwa Ibom State - Uyo
[6] Edo State - Benin
[7] Delta State - Warri

Northeast
[1] Mambilla State - Gashaka
[2] Taraba State - Jalingo
[3] Adamawa State - Yola
[4] Borno State - Maiduguri
[5] Yobe State - Damaturu
[6] Bauchi State - Bauchi
[7] Gombe State - Gombe

Southeast
[1] Anioma State - Asaba
[2] Orashi State - Omoku
[3] Anambra State - Awka
[4] Imo State - Owerri
[5] Enugu State - Enugu
[6] Abia State - Umuahia
[7] Ebonyi State - Abakaliki

North-Central
[1] Abuja State - Abuja
[2] Gurara State - Kafanchan
[3] Benue State - Makurdi
[4] Plateau State - Jos
[5] Nasarawa State - Lafia
[6] Kogi State - Lokoja
[7] Niger State - Minna

Southwest
[1] Kwara State - Ilorin
[2] Oyo State - Ibadan
[3] Ogun State - Abeokuta
[4] Lagos State - Ikeja
[5] Ondo - Akure
[6] Ekiti - Ado-Ekiti
[7] Osun - Oshogbo

Northwest
[1] Sokoto State - Sokoto
[2] Kebbi State - Birnin Kebbi
[3] Kaduna State - Kaduna
[4] Katsina State - Katsina
[5] Kano State - Kano
[6] Jigawa State - Dutse
[7] Zamfara State - Gusau

[2] Each State will be responsible for creating and funding its local governments as it deems fit. Local governments will be funded internally by the charging of a local tax, which will be augmented by a state grant representing no more than 10% of TV
[3] Over a 35 year period, we gradually migrate back to the 1957/58 Revenue Sharing formula agreed by our founding fathers at the Lancaster House Conferences in London under which the federating units will control all the resources within their domains and remit 50% to the Centre

[4] Our federating units will keep 50% of all the revenue that they generate, put a further 20% into a central pot called the Excess Federation Account to which everyone can have access as the need arises, 10% will go into a geo-political zone account and the remaining 20% will go to into the Federation Account used to run the federal government

[5] With regards to all other resources, we shall move towards this immediately but in the case of oil and gas, the move will have to be gradual due to how dependent we have become on these two resources. A gradual migration shall take place over the next 35 years in this manner: 2000 - 13%, 2021 - 18%, 2023 - 20%, 2025 - 25%, 2030 - 30%, 2035 - 35%, 2040 - 40%, 2045 - 45%, 2050 - 50%

[6] Every one of our 42 States will be set a target of generating at least $2bn in export revenue. Any state government that attracts inward investment to the tune of $1bn, will get a corresponding grant from the federal government

[7] Any State that fails to generate as much revenue as it spends for two consecutive years as from 2020, will be subject to an immediate declaration of a State of Emergency. It shall be administered centrally by the federal government until its books are balanced

[8] Every State must seek to generate at least 30% of its internal revenue from manufacturing and services, with a migration away from primary products to value added production

[9] Every State is free to create more Local governments provided they meet the necessary criteria which includes holding a referendum and the fact that the Local government area is self- sustaining. To be recognised as a Local government area, basic facilities that must exist within the domain include 20 Primary Schools, Five Secondary Schools, a Local government Headquarters, at least one vocational training College and at least one Public Health Centre

[10] All local and State governments will as a matter of course award supply contracts to companies that manufacture products within Nigeria. Only as a last resort will companies that manufacture products abroad be granted government contracts.

SOURCE.
#COPIED
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Enemies Behind Yoruba Nation Agitation, Says Akeredolu by membranus: 9:25am On Dec 24, 2022
Phamo0:
Unfortunately he might not. You don't put together people with no common identity or history or religion together and expect it to work.
It might work if the people embrace secularity and put it above their religion and ethnic differences.
But in Nigeria where some of its citizens are ardently religious and tribalistic, then it's not going to work. Same with iraq. when you put shia and Sunni muslims together with a long history of hatred between them, you will need an extremely wicked dictator to hold the nation. And that's what Saddam Hussein was. He held the country for years and when the west ousted and killed him and tried to impose democracy we can all see what has become of Iraq.
Let's check history and see that democracy can not work in Nigeria. There will always be corruption, tribalism with hatred, religious wars and communal clashes. Unless Nigeria rises above religion differences and ethnic differences , which I believe is nearly impossible, the best is separation.
Separation yes.

Supported.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Enemies Behind Yoruba Nation Agitation, Says Akeredolu by membranus: 9:20am On Dec 24, 2022
Those agitating for the actualisation of the Yoruba Nation are youths and elders with long range vision. They know that the Nigeria Project is dead, and have been destroyed by the greed and massive corruption of Akeredolu and his cohorts in government who possess, and have possessed the keys to the national treasury.
TravelRe: Zambian Girl Wants Me To Come Over For School by membranus: 6:20pm On Dec 23, 2022
Judolisco:
D Zambian girl fit dey oshodi oh... Ino go talk pass dat one
On the laptop of one bad gee boy.
PropertiesRe: Woman Writes And Prints Offences Her Street Residents Committed Against Her by membranus: 8:10pm On Dec 21, 2022
Jennyclay:
She's only taking down records. It's called book keeping cheesy
Including the debit and credit details of the street residents.
PoliticsRe: I am Attending To Health Issues Abroad, Emeifile Writes Reps by membranus: 7:58pm On Dec 21, 2022
Gipre:
Please how can I get strong Deliverance Ministers or Prayer Warriors in Atlanta, Georgia, USA.

I am in Nigeria but My Uncle has been sick for over 2 months in Atlanta, Georgia.
He is in a hospital there called Grady Health.

I believe his case is spiritual and I want some strong ministers of God to pray for him but I don't know where to start from.

What can I do?
Browse MFM, Atlanta Georgia Church on Google. Check the Pastor's name and phone number on the church page. Phone him and explain your situation to him, he might be of help. That's the Church my son attends.
PoliticsRe: 2023: I’ll End Poverty In Nigeria, If Elected President – Tinubu by membranus: 12:20pm On Dec 21, 2022
Has Tinubu ended poverty in the entire Tinubu clan in Lagos? If not let him start with that, before tackling Nigeria humongous poverty.
PoliticsRe: UK Court Again Denies Bail To Ekweremadu As Trial Begins January by membranus: 12:17pm On Dec 21, 2022
casualobserver:
the average Nigerian does not harvest organs. The average Nigerian prisoner will not experience the same conditions of the British prisons. The average Nigerian does not go through a speedy hearing. The average Nigerian does not have the ambassador. And attorney general giving guarantees in court. So I dont know what he is going through that the average Nigerian goes through

I am also sure they dont serve Christmas pudding or Christmas turkey in Nigerian detention.
"I am also sure they dont serve Christmas pudding or Christmas turkey in Nigerian detention."

How do you know they serve these delicacies in British prisons, have you been there before?
PoliticsRe: To Those Who Claim That I Have Been Arrested, I Am Back With Fire - Simon Ekpa by membranus: 10:10am On Dec 21, 2022
chriss100:
Welcome back, MAZI. We missed you
You and who?

Count me out.
PoliticsRe: Germany Returns 1,000 Benin Bronzes To Nigeria Amid Frustrstion At Britain by membranus: 6:43am On Dec 21, 2022
God bless Germany for this commendable action.

It remains Britain to restitute all they have stolen from us, including the prizes and the wages of Nigerian slaves forcefully seized by them.
PoliticsRe: Is Lokoja Really The Worst Capital In Nigeria? by membranus: 9:54am On Dec 20, 2022
Writer01:
The people condemning states and capital, let them first check their families before trying to implicate a different thing to it , ok even though it is the worst state, what is your business, not that am from there oo,me am from Abia State but call a spade a spade..

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Your harsh comment on the OP's simple non- condemning observations about Lokoja reveal that you may not be a matured and objective Writer, but a subjective and emotional one.

Please always read keenly before expressing yourself, especially when you are claiming to be a writer.
PoliticsRe: Money Laundering: Okupe Found Guilty, Sentenced To Two Years In Prison by membranus: 4:11pm On Dec 19, 2022
Soft landing.

Okupe needs 10 years in prison to cure him of his kleptomania.
PoliticsRe: Money Laundering: Okupe's Wife, Son Beg Judge For Mercy by membranus: 3:45pm On Dec 19, 2022
LibertyRep:
FFK, Obanikoro and Abati.
Next. Jail awaits them all.
SportsRe: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by membranus: 7:54pm On Dec 18, 2022
Thank God, one month of WC football has finally finished with all his drama.

We are back to our normal individual club's competitive bickering next week.

Up Chelsea, it is time to win the EPL once again.
SportsRe: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by membranus: 6:57pm On Dec 18, 2022
Congrat to Argentina, the winner of 2022 WC.

MESSI, you are the AUTHENTIC GOAT.

A worthy epic to a glorious career.
SportsRe: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by membranus: 6:50pm On Dec 18, 2022
Golden Boot to be shared.
SportsRe: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by membranus: 6:47pm On Dec 18, 2022
Penalty kick.

I hate penalty kick.
SportsRe: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by membranus: 6:37pm On Dec 18, 2022
What's happening?
SportsRe: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by membranus: 6:32pm On Dec 18, 2022
DOVgadgets:
Mo ku
O tii ku, o ku 10 mins.
SportsRe: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by membranus: 6:30pm On Dec 18, 2022
The God of Argentina is a miracle working God.

Messi is getting to be crowned.
SportsRe: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by membranus: 6:10pm On Dec 18, 2022
Rapfrick:
Check well bro it's two goals in 1 min
Yes, it is true.
SportsRe: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by membranus: 5:55pm On Dec 18, 2022
drimzsmoke:
You will still eat supper cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin
But he is yet to be served breakfast.
SportsRe: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by membranus: 5:45pm On Dec 18, 2022
Mbappe has spoiled game for Argentina. 2 goals within 5 mins.

Golden Boot loading.
SportsRe: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by membranus: 4:36pm On Dec 18, 2022
France ass is cooked. 2 in.

All hail KING MESSI and the Argentine knights.
SportsRe: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by membranus: 4:34pm On Dec 18, 2022
kassano22:
France de miss Kante Sha for that midfield
And Pogba too.
SportsRe: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by membranus: 4:30pm On Dec 18, 2022
France team have certainly been turned to spectators in this match. They are running around aimlessly on the field.

They have seemly surrender the cup to the best side.
SportsRe: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by membranus: 4:27pm On Dec 18, 2022
Yoighaman:
Someone should please check on Ronaldo....
He is happy.

He and his family are also Messi's fans.
SportsRe: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by membranus: 4:23pm On Dec 18, 2022
Messi on the way to football glory.

1 in, more to come.

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