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ALUU....

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King Solomon.....

Summary,....Never smoke SK...your brain no reach.

tyson55: I was always thought to give my "used toy" to the less fortunate.
So, i 'm already to a newer toy.

Which probably cud been smeone else's old used and abandoned toy....hehe

As long as they are bombing their fellow muslims...no wahala. Maybe that their heaven might run out of virgins soon...stewpid idiots.

Not Robbers I wud say, but Ex okada riders.....I already anticipated this when I heared the bann on Okada in Lagos. I hope the govt is prepared for more to come....May God help us.

Thank you for the wonderful life you gave me on earth....
I will also ask for my father's address...so I can tell him all dat happened since he left.

Finished service with one of the multi nationals in Naija after my studies in the UK in 2010.
I received an employment letter in Less than 24 hours after passing out from NYSC with the same company in 2011...the pay is just unbelievable. It's a long story but this is just the summary of it all. I just got confirmed last month....I only give this testimony online for security reasons....God has been extremely gud to me. It's been two years now at work and I've seen his mercies in my life. Praise God.....

For she's a Jolly gud fellow..... For she's a Jolly gud fellow.....

holusormi: so for your mind now,u don dey form rich man abi ?, see all your analysis as e be, person wey get topic sef no analyze him spendings, na you con dey analyze,,, smh for u,, what do you guys gain from lying sef
a person who earns what you claim to earn will never divulge that kinda information online....go and learn how to be a successful liar and please wake up from your daydream and quit smoking whatever it is you are smoking....peace be with you

I will only reply to your comment if u can meet up my class......we're talking serious things here and you are busy hating....while pple are busy working hard to soar highter in life. You're busy seeing sme earnings as impossible.....wotz d big deal with earning what I earn?...call me when you get sme class.

Pls teach me how you do it.....Ok just a bit of my monthly profile (datz d ones I can remember)
Food Stuff:- 40k (Shoprite tins )
Internet:- 10k
PHCN:- 5k
DSTV:- 12k+
My Mother's Allowance:- 30k
My Mother's househelp:- 10k
My Mother's Driver:- 15k
Tithe:- 115k (My pastor says datz God's share)
Dog Food:- 5k (They're russian breed so they dnt eat most nigerian food)
Diesel for Generator:- 20k
Fuel For Car:- 20k
Girlfriend:- Well, she says she doesn't need my money so we just go out occasionally say 10k

Point is, I cant do without sme of these stuffs but I really need to cut down.
Spending 80k a month is my dream saving plan.....so I would be really happy if I were to save as much as urself.....better be happy dude.

Hey guys come on.......sme of these guys actually knw d meaning but r just making fun out of it.....Savage is very well educated and u can see how she laughs ova it. It's a show biz thing.

"I give myself away"...willian McDowell. Anytim.

Jehovah the Finisher.....

soe: guy be enlightened, visit the zoo and see...u would learn that one feature of a crocodile is dat u dont know its on its way until it shoots out..many atimes in d zoo....we start wondering if dis crocodile is still alive or not..until it moves on..atimes u dont notice it has relocated until u search again...so forget man...no need for ripples

You r right...but datz only if this pic is real aye?...

olayinke: So this thread is saying that someone inside that flood saw a crocodile like not more than 20m away from him/her and had d guts to take a picture....for this nigeria!!!

Good point even from an assessment of the pic, u can see there's a nepa pole by the extreme left (not the twin pole far behind)..this shows that the street is wide and there's no way the poster can say he took this pic from a house or a fence (cuz I know he might jst come up with dat excuse).....also take a look at the said croc.....the skin looks brighter meaning there's a higher intensity of sunlight hitting the crock....now big question....WHY DON'T WE SEE THE SAME REFLECTION ON THE WATER SURFACE......(even when the sky doesn't look dat bright)yeah now you've started thinking aye .....pls go post this in a kindergarten class. You may at least buy them off on that. Jst pray there's no smart kid there to ridicule you again.

emmasege: At this juncture, we can only pray to God that this overflowing water recedes. It is more frightening because the rains are not yet over. I think it's wise for anyone still living in a flood-prone area to quickly vacate such an area until the rains are over.

Hey this pic is fake......stop blowing grammar here. Where have you seen a crocodile moving (or even steady)in water and the wave pattern remains the same without any distortion. LOOK CLOSELY DUDE...!!

At least you can do better by making up sme water trails (It's called "wake" in science) while ur crocodile is in motion....that will make more sense.....cnt believe pple actually fell for this already........sorry but try harder nxt time.

Photoshop......

During ma job interview....(I mean with Nigeria's highest paying Oil firm) I was asked to tell them wot potentials I have and why do I think I shd be employed. I told them they can never know until they employ me....I got the job.
Guess they did it out of curiosity....

Who is d president of nigeria.....

Omo...d guy wowoooh die...

Ajegunle......

My home wireless network.....it's like sniffing out life from me when it's off.

-Nelson Mandela
-Bishop T.D. Jakes
-Kirk Whallum
and of course myself in 10 yrs time.....

Wot on earth do you pple mean sef......Patience Johnathan can lecturing all of you any time.....after all at a recent launching in Bayelsa, she donated her family on behalf of 2 million Naira .....now which of you Nlanders can do dat?...don't insult my first lady oohhhh....mstchewww

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In my work place offshore, it's against the safety ethics to put on wedding rings in the field. This is due to the heat conducted by the ring which could actually burn your fingers......

She cheated on me with some married dude (saw everything live on cam) dunno why she was so dumb not to delete it. Most painful part wz dat I ( MUGU) bought her the cam for her birthday.....

Hey Guyz am new here......