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4nynath:
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Does anybody have idea price of cooking GAS now since petrol and kerosine has reduce?

I bought on Saturday, #285.7/ kg

Bolade005:
I can't confirm the authenticity now but a friend told me Petrol was sold at 50naira at one of the NNPC stations.

It's good there is an impending downward review in the price of petroleum and I hope with this our wailing brothers would admit this is indeed Change.

I think credit should go to GEJ though IF true.

I don't mean to disrespect the person of GEJ, but we can't always give him credit in arrears, it's a fact PMB has not built any new refinery or pipeline but his prudent management of our resources and implementation of (existing) policies that has brought about this change we are experiencing.

How can it be GEJ when he did his very best to bring down fuel price but couldn't?

Was there a time that fuel sold at official pump price at all fuel stations during his era?

They say our refineries are working in less than 50% capacity yet we are seeing this downward trend in pump prices, how much more when production approaches 100%?

I will take your comment with a pinch of sarcastic satire.

So eating is the only form of entertainment for Naija babes?

What happens to playing a game or taking a stroll in the park?

Are Naija babes always hungry for food?

Na wa ooo

So eating is the only form of entertainment for Naija babes?

What happens to playing a game or taking a stroll in the park?

Are Naija babes always hungry for food?

Na wa ooo


PS:
Una dey fear to mention the coco entertainment: Dick riding/p-eating?

I thought as much, that DSP's death is a setup. Why him go die leave all that money

If na PDP been dey control FG, the man no for die; this APC sef, Dem don give Alison cancer join

Joeace3000:
I don't really blame him for the actions he took. I remember the height of muslim bashing on Nairaland and up till now you still see things like islamabad in reference to islam being bad, mohammed and his 72 virgin thing, their turning to the east type of worship and all their doctrines which look alien to Christians. its difficult to pick out one insult the Muslims have said to Christians on this forum. It is actually Atheists against Christians on this forum and its usually ex-Christians who are the atheists. Seun was only trying to stem the tide having seen the insults to Muslim was coming from one particular source without much retaliation. But ill be honest, this is the only available means Christians can voice their anger towards muslim... in real life they'll be skewered and used for suya in minutes. Muslims are more intolerable in person.

Which one should we rather prefer: to be attacked with Verbal bombs on social media or suicide bombers on the street?

I think the reason some Muslims take the later approach is the inability to express their bottled up opinions on some issues of religious differences with people of other beliefs.

Christians are more open and tolerant of religious criticisms than their Muslim brothers.

largehead:
reason y I hate NAIRALAND.COM

...but can't resist taking a peep and commenting?

I like your moniker.

Mogidi:
@Seun
Why are Muslim Nairalanders allowed to comment on Christian threads but we're not allowed same on their threads?

I always wonder at the wisdom in that, yet we talk of freedom of expression.

I guess the ...... are all religious bigots.


If people of different religious beliefs are segregated on social media, what's the essence of the "social" added to "media"?

It's on record that ladies "suffer" from mood swings, that should explain...

...but OP, how are we sure you can get up and stand till the anthem is over?

Smithkline555:
Use google bro... All courses in universities of technology in nigeria are 5years including microbiology, biochemistry etc. You all should stop been lazy and just do a little research. Several posters have corrected you all but you guys have refused to learn. Haba!!.

I will assume you are a newcomer on here, try and get use to the humor; most people on here aren't as daft as their comments sound.
so save yourself the exasperation.

SSpeter:
When My older cousin living abroad was pressurised not to marry a yankee or African American but a Naija babe. He felt bad for a while because he had to break up with his college girlfriend. The task of recommendation was thrown out to every member of the immediate family who was interested. (where I come, we marry via reference so as to ease inquiry into the lady/guy family) being my paddie beause he buys me stuff I joined the race and promised to help in the search days later I forgot everything. My Aunt (Mum's cousin) and my Mum were fed up because the guy often rejected some of the ladies they linked him with.

It was my kid's brother's matric day so I went to stand by him. Looking around I saw so many pretty faces then my cousin came to mind...(although I am not attracted by pretty faces) so I didn't speak to any then something came to my mind I love intelligent girls (If you like look like 'ikwikwi' as long as you can best me in any logical reasoning and analysis I am already in love with you).

So I went straight to the closest school (faculty) which was faculty of sciences, I started staring at the result boards looking for female brains...It was more difficult than I thought cos the school actually removed the names of the student only matric number and result chaiii....so I copied all the top mat numbers who were finalist from all the departments in the faculty. luckily as I was leaving the school (faculty) I noticed students exiting a lecture theatre so I asked a guy which department he said MCB 500level.

I smiled brought out the matric numbers I copied from micro biology and was shocked the five top matric numbers I copied 3 were females. He told me their names nd pointed one to me. She wasn't elegant but not short so I knew she will do. I introduced myself we conversed and she accepted to take a shot with my younger brother nd I. Right there she even told my young bro "ensure you apply ur heart to studies alone"...that comment made me smile. I got her contact and she left.

I travelled back, told my mum then called my cousin. My cousin asked how are you sure is not a flirt? I told him point blank, you can't be wayward and top ur department success requires discipline. My mum called his mum and they chatted with her on phone invited her and when we finally linked them. my cousin told the mum..."this surely will do"...while I was still serving, I attended the traditional weeding... trust me na I collected my percentage for services rendered... ...nothing is free

At least I have been to school, MCB is never a 5-year course, unless the school in question is not in Nigeria, abi them don change?

Why detain the would-have-been-husband when a simple test of the fluid found on the deceased matched his, would proof if he is the culprit or not.

Naija sha... poor man nor dey get invitation to police station na arrest.

Bevista:
Spot on! Couldn't have said it better. But this is not even where the major problem lies.

The total of these figures (salaries & allowances) is about N16bn. The main problem lies in the balance of the N120bn budget. This is where most of the NASS fraud is hidden. Why should 2,500 persons have an annual budget of N120bn while most states in the country (with population of over 5m each) have an annual budget of less than N100bn?

120bn - 16bn = 104bn

I now understand why corruption is an institution.

sharing the balance equally on state basis, each state +FCT gets 2.8bn to make noise with.

What audacity?

Some men get "liver", sex the wife, beat up/bite up the husband.
Too bad.

Man pass man no be joking matter.

Cancer?

It may be divine judgment since Nigerian system won't be able to adequately judge/punish her for wrong doings in office.

She doesn't necessarily have to be in perfect health to give account of her stewardship, I bet the cancer was there when she did all she is accused of.

The battle is not to the strong nor perfect health to the Uber-rich.

Is there no wailer to do justice to this report?

I know it's a complex report that will take some time to debunk.

After all said and done, let's not forget that we are a product of the "love affair" of/with our parents.

children from an abusive home may tend to gravitate towards people that would treat them or they could treat in like manner in a relationship.

Sometimes a "girl" may go into a relationship with a "guy" with that father-child love fantasy still intact in her mind, and if the "guy" is just a "guy", she is bound to be dissatisfied no matter what; leading to a walk out.

The reverse can also apply.

Maturity comes when one is able to root and upgrade that default settings that are not in one's best interest and/or that of others.

Ps:
I overlooked those that go contrary to their better upbringing/judgment just to spite

Setaje:
Size matters too .






My opinion.

It depends on what make up the size.

A flabby size 2x7" won't give the same performance as a muscled size 2x7".

Let me borrow OP's analogy, nobody should embark on a long journey with a defective car.

Marriage is a long journey, and long journeys can be boring, couple that with a defective engine, is a recipe for temper rising.

Let me borrow OP's analogy, nobody should embark on a long journey with a defective car.

Marriage is a long journey, and long journeys can be boring, couple that with a defective engine, is a recipe for temper rising.

Ps:
As for me, I make sure I pass all driving tests cum test drive.

...Keeping my engine in F1/rally performance condition.

I wonder who is being witch hunted here?
Prolly APA

If she doesn't sing his praise, who will?

That's what a wife is suppose to do, support your man and his decisions, no matter what.

In short, am now her fan.

It's a typical case of "spare the rod and spoil the child".

The child has never had any form of discipline from the parent, which explains the child's audacity to flush away the money knowing the mother won't bat an eye, but she did this time; and being that the mother prolly never disciplined the child, doesn't know where to draw the line between correction and abuse.

In my part of the world, Dem no born u well make u break plate while washing, talk less of flexing with ur school fees; flushing that amount of money down the drain is unimaginable.

It can't happen for Naija, even if the pikin chop witch.


Ps:
Though I know of a case, I ask a child in my neighborhood why he was giving the mother attitude, he replied "mother doesn't beat me or give me something to do as punishment". Single motherhood is a challenge.

funkiebully:
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Which court has convicted Diezani, GEJ, Okonji iweala, Stella Oduah?

U ppl are very silly

Silly indeed,

Yes, they were all convicted in media court that's why they went on to hold positions in international organizations

Na wa ooo

It's only a panel of investigation not a tribunal or court.

until the matter reach court, icpc, EFCC, na media trial.

If they like make them petition for the removal of Ameachi, it Won't affect the minister nominee from my state.

When was the last time we heard ministerial nominees were petitioned?

Truly things have changed.

[KJV] Proverbs 9:17 Stolen waters are sweet, and bread eaten in secret is pleasant. but...

Some women are without shame. So we should give you a standing ovation for washing your dirty panties on here?

Even as a single man I would be ashamed to post my sexcapades on here.

Congrats anyways.

Very inspired post.

Every motivational success book talks about mentors, and like the OP's experience, negativity abounds in Naija, positive mentors are scarce.

Those that you look up to as mentors are looking for ways to exploit you to the maximum, and so you are drawn into the vicious cycle, if don't realize it for what it is.

They only people that are "disappointed" with the list are those that maybe expected to see their names in it but didn't.

Saints?

The only Nigerian saint I know is St. Tansi.

Were we looking forward to seeing St Tansi's name on that list? (Apologies to the Catholics)

passionate88:
Did you know and do all these when Jonathan was in power? . Bloody hypocrite

I sure did and still pray for the peace of Nigeria, I was not/am not blinded by political hate for GEJ because even if/when PMB is replaced by another Person, the peace & prosperity of Nigeria would still be a priority.

That's my hypocritical position.

One sure thing about Nigerians is we take joy in the misfortune of others irrespective of ethnic or party affiliation.

If we had sensitized our people instead of making it a northern problem to be solved by FG it wouldn't have gone this far.

The bible admonish us to pray for the peace of the land we live in for therein lies our peace.

[NIV] Jeremiah 29:7 Also, seek the peace and prosperity of the city to which I have carried you into exile. Pray to the Lord for it, because if it prospers, you too will prosper.