₦airaland Forum

jaybee3:
How can a first time senator (Akpabio) be considered for the senate president seat?

It ain't happening!

You now understand why the Senate standing Rules was altered, surreptitiously?

It's the same thing that played out in Akwa Ibom house of assembly, a first timer is the speaker, thanks to senator Akpabio.

Ashez:
so wetin finally happen naa?

Wetin u wan hear? That I ffuck the girl for her Papa house abi?

Na wa to some people!

The man na Muslim and is entitled to 4 official pusssy, e dey pain una say na fresh 18 im marry, before im for go marry one okporoko?

One thing I like about the Muslims, they understand that "variety is the spice of life", in the true sense of the word

Very ironic.
True love found in abject poverty (in bold caps) and divorcee/cheats found in marbled mansions.

Years back before Naija dreamed of GSM, One girl wey I dey toast told me, "If u are serious come and visit me in my village". Na so I mumuishly find my way from PH go the last bus stop in Ubakala, with no address except her first name, Ugadinma (apologies if I get the spelling wrong).

from the bus stop I befriended the guys there with enough palm wine, and the search took off in ernest.

3 girls in the village matched the description with the same name I gave and off we went to check them out one by one. But they all turn out not to be the girl.

At the last palm wine joint as I prepare to call off the search, as it was about 6pm, a guy walked in that happened to be a cousin to the girl I was looking for; as a job man, the guy asked for his fair share of palm wine and pepper soup before taking me where I want.

The funny thing was, the girl's house was right opposite the joint and she was outside.

I guess our religious beliefs make us think paranormal/supernatural acts were consigned to the era of biblical Moses, but that art is still practiced by people today.

In the days before the advent of phones (so don't ask for pishore ), I witnessed a traditional act in which a young boy was put in a mortar and pound to a pulp by 3 men, they later poured the bloody pulp on the road covered it with plantain leaves and the young boy got up, whole.

Hahahahahaha
Na wa ooo

At 95yrs she has fought a good fight and finished the race, what would she achieve again, Guinness book?

She has a millionaire for a grandson, and probably others, what else?

I would be very heartless, let her die and contribute to give her a befitting burial.

Is it that you don't know how to start a thread?
Na wa to you ooo

criminalmindz:
WHO SAY BUHARI NO DEY FEAR?
THE ALLISONS VS BUHARI

"Why Has Buhari and His APC Attack Dogs Quietly Retreated From Attacking Diezani Alison-Madueke?What does Buhari want to be kept a secret concerning his cowardly withdrawal from the media lynching of the former Petroleum Minister and first female OPEC President?As you may be aware, Alison-Madueke's husband is Rear Admiral Allison Amaechina Madueke, a retired Nigerian naval officer. He was military governor of Anambra State from January 1984 to August 1985, and then of Imo State until 1986.The husband of the former Petroleum Minister is a retired General just like Buhari and the whole attacks on his wife by the APC finally came to a head about a month ago.Madueke booked an appointment to see Buhari and Buhari was happy to see him thinking he wants to come and beg, so they can carry news of their meeting as propaganda as this irresponsible government often does.When he got to Aso Rock, Madueke warned Buhari over the attacks on his wife.Sources in Aso Rock say, Buhari was apologizing, that he didn't send anyone to do what they are doing. Madueke said that if they think his wife went to school for nothing they are mistaken. Or that in her 5 years in the petroleum ministry she didn't uncover corruption during Buhari's time, then he is mistaken.That if he hears one more assault on his wife from Buhari and the APC, in any format, he will personally call a world press conference and expose all their dirty oil deals dating back to the very beginning of discovering oil.He threatened that when he exposed how the Northern has raped this country's petroleum resources, they can kiss Nigeria goodbye, because the people of the Niger Delta will know the extent of the injustice done to them by Northerners.People who witnessed this meeting say Buhari was shaking. Begging, that he never attacked Diezani. He never sent anybody to write anything. The man told him off, saying, "But you read those reports that said my wife was running after you in the tarmac, that she greeted you and you did not answer her greeting?! Did you disclaim them?!! Did you tell people it did not happen?!" They said, Buhari was apologising that Madueke should calm down.Madueke finished what he had to say and walked out. Buhari's aides were stunned.Since then, nobody has even tweeted anything about oil, Diezani, etc.

Is it because these charter airlines are no longer patronized by fraudulent government officials means They are losing money?

Which money are they losing?
Is that how they make their money in other countries?

It's now that the charter airlines know their genuine customers

Any thing that touches on religion or faith, we nor dey gree

That we pray and cover ourselves with the blood of Jesus before leaving our house for a journey does not mean we shouldn't check the road worthiness of the vehicle and the driver.

I think it has less to do with our spirituality than our lack of safety consciousness as a people.

PS:
It would have made more sense if the OP didn't paint the article red with the blood of Jesus, or at least balanced it with the Muslim aspect; now the message of the post would be lost in religious bigoted comments

If that could be achieved playing a game on phone, then those playing games on PS3/4, Xbox360, should be able to fly a plane

zicoraads:
What's the big deal in being a second wife?

It's never a big deal if your family is rooted in polygamy, and you are the son of your father or daughter of your mother.

Na wa ooo
Girls are taking pride in ffucking someone's husband into divorce .

In my part of Naija, side chicks dey chop clean mouth no be to come make announcement .

Never forget What goes around booms around

I wish you all the luck you will need

Imposter, your points betray you.
Those lines are unbecoming of a true wailing wailer

@OP, you made it seem your child's grades improved because he started using Facebook.

The Internet is filled with all sort of recommendations, it's not Facebook that improved your child's grades but putting to practice that recommendation someone gave you on Facebook.

kennyman2000:
Hmmm.. I think what u need to do is to get like a small long banner done and stick to each top page of every forums ''telling everyone to investigate any investment they want to go into before commitment as nairaland wont be held responsible incase of any loss'' Then, attach a link underneath it further stating the do's and dont's before commiting onself into an investment on nairaland.

Just my opinion...

Hahahahahaha
To make front page for NL na today
Abeg

Juju aided you to achieve that much in your football career, now you are claiming you did it out of ignorance, so others should go into a football match fasting and praying abi?

Teempakguy:
posts like this make me ANGRY.

First off, a GOOD God would be the champion of equality. Despite the fact that he created us, he would view us as equals. The way you're describing God . . . sounds like darken rahl or the fire lord in avatar. Just admit that we're pawns. Mere slaves, or tools to be manipulated by God, stop saying God loves us and so he sent his only begotten son . . . and stuff . . . if he doesn't veiw us as his equals, then he wouldn't need to do all that. He could just simply discard us.

Secondly. NOTHING justifies hellfire. NOTHING. It doesn't matter how much you try to sugarcoat it, the fact is still there that the concept is very cruel and wicked. Imagine the six million Jews that Hitler horrifically killed. Well, most of them were not Christians, so I guess they will burn in hell, then? Before the missionaries came. Several generations of native tribes flourished on west Africa. The owu war was a very brutal war that claimed many lives. I guess they will also burn! The king of Dahomey once killed ONE THOUSAND prisoners in one day to appease HIS God, imagine the surprise of the innocent prisoners which included women and children when they find themselves undergoing the same punishment with the Dahomey king.

Dude, you have a brain! Reason! Think! Do you really think God is that wicked? If he is, then why is he lying that he is a good God that loves us? Can you cut off your son's fingers for stealing all your money?

Reasoning comes with a high premium few are ready to pay, especially "my pastor said 'Christians'"

most of the answers you seek can be found in these books: "the lost book of Enki" and "the Earth Chronicles".
you must read it with an open mind, if not you may not be able to digest the truth therein.

Christianity, as we know it, so far thrives on the "ignorance of its adherents" to the advantage of the few church elites.
i have nothing against that since i belong to the "ignorant adherents", but coming to terms with the bigger jigsaw puzzle, whose missing pieces scattered over millennia on earth are gradually being brought together.

the truth is some are benefiting from the paradoxes of the christian setup, and there is nothing we can do, but...

The future is buried in the past, and the past scares most people to even want to take a glance; because they believe "No man, having put his hand to the plough, and looking back, is fit for the kingdom of God" (Luke 9:62) yet "Is there anything of which one can say, "Look! This is something new"? It was here already, long ago; it was here before our time" (Ecclesiastes 1:10)

from Ecclesiastes 1:10, does the Bible contain all the records of the time before our time?

Never knew such a Nigerian billionaire existed till his death announcement

.he is a big loss to his family and the outside world, I wonder how many of us knew about him in life?

May his soul rest, for he had lived the good life.

ademega:
this is not funny for saraki
let assume saraki was not desperate to the extent of Going against party rules by becoming SP, who knows maybe he would have been enjoying his loot peacefully.

in some days to come, I won't be surprised to see some kwarans protesting against the predicament of their industrious son. people can protest anything if giving token out of trillions taken away from them.

if you get to kwara, you will see how bad their roads are. where are the monies? inside saraki's account.

as I am looking at things saraki maybe the first scapegoat. which will be an international boom for this regime in terms of seriousness on anti corruption.

where are his goons now? one by one they will leave him to his cross.

modify *

to be 1st2C takes a lot of joblessness.
I salute ladyF and introvert oh
their joblessness no get part two

No mind people that are defending Saraki's example blindly.

2. You get mind, as u you come be ftc, you lost your job?

To me what makes it special is, it's the first sex to be had wearing an official wedding ring .

Come to think of it, if you know the stress of sexing a virgin the first time, you won't ask for that experience on a night as special as your wedding night.

PS :
A woman's worth shouldn't be wrapped up in her piece of virginity, it would be just too tiny a package

onatisi:
Ppl seem to be missing something here. The bench warrant of arrest was issued because he saraki refused to appear before ccb tribunal not because he is guilty and I think saraki already has a court order backing up his actions of non appearance .so the question here is does the ccb tribunal order supercedes that of a competent court of law?

i think someone cleared this issue in another post, that you can't go to a higher court on first summons, except there is a duplicate case on the same issue.

femynho:
A 'white man' would have resigned long ago.

thank God you said 'white man'.for Naija, we nor dey resign, na craze dey worry dat politician wey go make am resign?

DaBullIT:
He nor easy abeg

Guy wey hol no dey roll with guy we no get

Mentor just wan use you reach greater height ni

Nigerians no too dey do date night

I dey always high I no fit write

Exercise kwa? Wey pikins go dey house dey disturb you daddy I want to go to school

All the books especially ebook dey lead to another book as in volume 1, volume 2 but no real information

Hehehehe dem go call you mugu for your face

Nobody dey get chance come meeting if menu menu nor go dey

Where I wan see 30 mins

Engineer wey never do one project billing finish go find time plan another thing?


If I dey hear instruction, he mean say na there my mind dey, you want make I get accident?

So make I dey subscribe dstv make I no watch one film finish? Na lie


No be every talk talk be gossip

If no body do me good think na who I go thank?

You mean say make I no dey pay tithe?, Transport 20k, housing on loan 600k, salary 280k pikins school fees 130k nepa water and other things 10% no sure


Go tell people for Osun say make them no buy credit

He don do for here so Okobaba1 come argue

No mind OP.

For Naija wey rules and principles that work else where in the world no dey scratch?

In Naija we operate a different set of rules, that can't be documented not to talk of repeating with same result.

People will always wail, I keep asking who does our naira devaluation benefit since as a nation we import more than we export?

Was that profit, it was ripoff by the banks

Bros look for this book "the lost book of Enki", if you google you will find a free pdf version, you will understand some things.
cheers

GlorifiedTunde:
My dear, Tithe is God's money. He says you have robbed him if you don't bring it to His house... Malachi 3

However other givings are encouraged :

Offering
Parents
The Poor
Missionaries
And your Pastor ( if you believe you're blessed by his teachings or ministry)

No man is supposed to own God's tithe, not even the pastor - God will judge him seriously!

Tithe is 10% that you pay to God for protecting you, your family, finances and other things around you from the hand of the devourer.

I'll challenge you to it, those who pay tithes hardly spend on I'll health and accidents or mishaps. That is why they end up using their monies well than non tithers. This is what I have experienced in life.

Any month you don't pay tithe, your savings is hardly preserved

chino11:
Fat ugly unlettered rabble rouser go and pay salaries first. Mostly poor Imolites do not need Senate Presidency more than they need their salaries.

what baffles me is how the workers manage and still go to work, married people with families to support. abi dem dey house dey hustle?

Naija na case.

hahahahahaha
OP, you really expect Nigerian church goers to read your post and reason with you? i doubt.

we, Christians, have been conditioned/indoctrinated not to reason "spiritual" matters dispassionately or logically even when the bible say we should (Isaiah 1:18).

Spiritual (God's) blessings have been monetized in our churches, and there is nothing we can do about it but ventilate on NL.

here is a similar thread on the issue:
https://www.nairaland.com/2445233/tithing-what-does-bible-really

There is nothing like a no sex relationship, that I don't sex you physically doesn't mean I am not sexing you mentally; which according to Jesus Christ carries equal weight.

Practice, they say, makes perfect; I wonder how that applies in a no sex relationship that led to marriage.

@OP, you can do your rehearsal in marriage, but if you are already doing it mentally, you are just....

Some men are docile and if married to a docile woman, may not be too good a combination.

Though some aggressive men are married to equally aggressive women.

Docile men tend to date aggressive women to complement their docility.

Aggressiveness may not be physical in all cases, some women are spiritually aggressive but physically docile while some men are the reverse.