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Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Hold Your Woman's Hand In Public Or Kiss Her In Public? by merits(m): 3:00pm On Jan 11, 2023
DaddyCK:
I will fix u up wit meobizy....she always angry and she need man sir!!((THANK ME LATER)) wink
Abeg do asap,I want to form a football team before end of this year,by having enough baby mama so that every tribe will have my seeds.
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Hold Your Woman's Hand In Public Or Kiss Her In Public? by merits(m): 2:53pm On Jan 11, 2023
DaddyCK:

Bro u are weak...so u r use to people laughing at u in public?...corrřrrect? Since when do alfa males hold hand. Sound like u the type who buy flowers for women & also cry when watching romance movie wit babe....corrřrrect?(no oofencsse) angry
Yes bro,na my type dey kneel down for babe before we propose to them oooo.
*Na my dey form simple for women.
*Na my type dey carry woman matter for head like gala.

That's why women dey ride my type like bicycle. grin
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Hold Your Woman's Hand In Public Or Kiss Her In Public? by merits(m): 12:02pm On Jan 11, 2023
DaddyCK:
Guys, serrrriously.. can you honestly hold yor womans hand in public or kiss her in public, especially at a cenima or shopping mall like shoprite..or even during a sunnny day?
Why not, she's mine.

Sports › Re: Serena Williams Baptized As A Jehovah’s Witness by merits(m): 12:02pm On Jan 11, 2023
Romance › Re: Shaming Of Women Over Leaked Sex Videos Or Nudes. by merits(m): 11:55am On Jan 11, 2023
aisha1314:
Why are women always shamed so many if their sex tape or nudes which were made or taken without their consent are leaked onto the internet?

I ask this because I feel such shame and embarrassment is quite unnecessary since they aren't the only people having sex; it's something natural that everyone does!

And also, is there any way for a person that this happens to to get justice here in Nigeria?
Yes they can get justice just contact me via my dm.

Romance › Re: How Do I Tell My Fiancee That I Don't Want Court Marriage by merits(m): 11:52am On Jan 11, 2023
segtech68:
I'm in a very serious relationship which will likely lead to marriage before the middle of this year. she's a good lady, very decent, God fearing and has a good Job. We both love each other so there's no point waiting than to marry her. We've talked about it and she loves the idea. Also , i've met her family and her parent treated me kindly.

The issue is, we are both planning to relocate after marriage to any of the western countries, we are both credible financially and i'm very sure we won't get denied but the stories i've heard about women changing after getting abroad makes me want to think twice about the court marriage. I would love to do every other marital right except court marriage.

How do i tell her politely without losing her? please i'll appreciate your advise.

Thank you.
See mumu oooo, which kind of generation men are we having now?







Mumu man
Travel › Re: World's Most Powerful Passports by merits(m): 11:48am On Jan 11, 2023
braunny:
abeg where u see this lawyerhuh
Na Sapa lawyer ooo.
Politics › Re: Outrage Trails Hemp-Smoking Baby Video, Police Seek Info by merits(m):

Politics › Re: Caption This Photo Of Buhari And Tinubu At Yobe Presidential Campaign Rally by merits(m): 6:57am On Jan 11, 2023
seunmsg:
Yobe was completely locked down today as President Buhari and APC presidential candidate, Bola Ahmed Tinubu stormed the state to flag off the party’s 2023 campaign.

So many pictures taken at the rally have been posted all over social media but this particular one caught my attention because of the passion and energy on display. What’s the best caption for this picture?
This people don go far for this campaign their cabal strong die......they should just carry me along because if you can't win them, it's not bad to join them abeg.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Is Healthy, Every Nigerian Above 40 Is Sick – Orji Kalu by merits(m): 6:50am On Jan 11, 2023
Business › Re: Naira Redesign To Tackle Kidnapping – CBN by merits(m): 6:47am On Jan 11, 2023

Politics › Re: DSS Rejects ₦‎1 Million From Nnamdi Kanu’s Lawyers To Buy His Medication by merits(m): 6:35am On Jan 11, 2023

Travel › Re: World's Most Powerful Passports by merits(m): 6:29am On Jan 11, 2023

Celebrities › Re: BBNaija's Chichi Shows Off Her Buttocks As She Marks Her 23rd Birthday (Pix) by merits(m):
Newsmic:
BBNaija's Chichi Shows Off Her Buttocks As She Marks Her 23rd Birthday (Photos)

Big Brother Naija star, Chinenyenwa Desire Okoebor, popularly known as Chichi has taken to her Instagram handle to celebrate her 23rd birthday today, IGBERETV reports.

She shared new photos of herself. One of her posts was captioned;



https://www.instagram.com/p/CnNlJVZoH-6/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Oloriburuku Omo ale.
Crime › Re: Soldiers Arrested 22-Year-Old Female IPOB/ESN Member Caught In Terrorists' Camp by merits(m): 12:14am On Jan 10, 2023
Icart:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RH_mysNOHE

Security forces have arrested a 22 year old female IPOB/ESN lady caught in the terrorist camp. The suspect confessed to have killed 5 people so far!

She identified her victims and also told the security forces, the victims location and took them to where they were buried.
Na Igbo today,na turn by turn.
Family › Re: I Suspect My Wife by merits(m): 12:11am On Jan 10, 2023
uote author=Autobot05 post=119846937]Tbh it's not bad if she misses an old schoolmate or old friend ... but since women are not to be trusted you have every right to suspect her

Go full detective mode cool[/quote]No be lie.
Romance › Re: Why Some Men Always Prefer Helping Women Instead Of Their Fellow Men by merits(m): 12:09am On Jan 10, 2023
Axis313:
I just got thinking right now, why some men are ready to offer assistance to women rather than their fellow men, even those men might be in real need of assistance.

For instance something happened as of recent, not to me though but my senior colleague at work.

There is this "baba alaye honourable", a married man that always visits this my co worker, and he is somewhat loaded, he owns some trucks and some other businesses. Whenever he visits this my colleague, he only comes because of one thing: women, and they are somehow plenty for my area. I mean housewives and single mothers, the man never do single ladies, and he always give them load of cash to support their small businesses, sometimes 50k upwards, even in the presence of this colleague of mine who he never deem fit to help financially except to take him to "buka" and buy food and drink for him. Even though he always promise my colleague that he will help him somehow, but nothing to show.

It is what happened recently that got me thinking, there is this woman beside us, she sells beer and other thing in her shop, ehe started recently and this is the first time this "honourable" will see her, but this woman, a housewife got all the package, and they got talking, this woman have no phone, the "honourable" bought her one new Samsung Galaxy phone and gave her some cash and provisions (even though the woman gave me some of the provisions grin), but this my colleague never get anything from the "honourable" except food and drink.

And this got me thinking, why some men always ignore fellow men in need of help and help women.

I am not here to bash anybody or any gender, the thing just dey baffle me.
Na woman wrapper gang.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Titans Starts January 15, 2023 (Photos) by merits(m): 4:42pm On Jan 09, 2023
Odewaleadesoye:
SOURCE
Stupid show, stupid participants.
Politics › Re: Video Of Datti Weeping On Channels TV Over Insults Against His Family by merits(m): 4:40pm On Jan 09, 2023
Kingsley34:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRtL5yi3gxE?t=12


The Vice Presidential Candidate of the Labour Party, Datti Baba-Ahmed broke down in tears during the Town Hall meeting organized by Channels Television while speaking about insults directed at his family by political opponents.

During the event, which was held on Sunday night, Baba-Ahmed recalled how his family and the memory of his late father became objects of ridicule by political opponents.

He said his family background became the target of attack by these opponents soon after he joined the LP Presidential ticket and took on those who spread misconceptions and falsehoods about his principal, Mr Peter Obi.
He said, “When I joined the ticket, I impeached certain lies against him (Peter Obi) and particularly my good friend on the APC side on the same level. You know when people think they have money, they have power, and the sitting authority is theirs.

“Someone has to tap them on the shoulder. I did and told him to do it and I will do three you know I am capable of doing it.

“However I and my family have been paying a huge price for my attempts to rescue Nigeria. They sent all sorts of people after me.
“I would have been much happier if only they stopped at me as an individual…”

One of the Presidential Campaigns had in one of its public engagements cast aspersions on the Mauritanian heritage of the VP candidate who is a Nigerian from Kaduna State.

Baba-Ahmed became emotional and had to be excused as he stepped off the set to get himself together before he returned.

Source:https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/01/peter-obis-vp-candidate-datti-weeps-on-national-tv-over-insults-to-family
Mumu man,no be you go joined politics,expect more troll from your opposition party.
Politics › Re: Bandits Kidnap Lt. Col. N.B. Ahmed, Commanding Officer by merits(m): 4:29pm On Jan 09, 2023
Family › Re: What My Wife Did Yesterday That Made Me Realize She's Special by merits(m): 4:26pm On Jan 09, 2023
siofra:
Good to know there are still kindhearted men on nairaland. kiss
How will you get kindhearted man when you busy jump from one preek to another?
Crime › Re: Police Nab 6 Members Of Shilla Boys In Adamawa, Recover 14 Stolen Laptops (Pix) by merits(m): 4:21pm On Jan 09, 2023
envoymedia:
Police Nab Six Members Of Shilla Boys In Adamawa, Recover 14 Stolen Laptops (Photos)



https://igberetvnews.com/1436163/police-nab-six-members-shilla-boys-adamawa-recover-14-stolen-laptops-photos/
Na Arewa this time around.na turn by turn.
Politics › Re: CBN Cash Withdrawal Limit Begins Today by merits(m): 12:47pm On Jan 09, 2023
[quote author= post=119862626]https://lm.?u=https%3A%2F%2Fpunchng.com%2Fcbn-cash-withdrawal-limit-begins-today%2F%3Futm_medium%3DSocial%26utm_source%3DFacebook%23Echobox%3D1673258466-1&h=AT2S7_OOvgnvPeeRrB9AygdPN39IDhwjXfXBq70DaeBp_F7N7x8N3_6tqwsFn-KUmZhgIa_8yq5DgVcoJx8OiqbxWhLoafV7_8YczgusJa2gn4hnemvvKh7focmKZt6byv9L
Nlpfmod[/quote]Nonsense
Crime › Re: Hoodlums Burn Umuchu Police Station In Anambra (Photos) by merits(m): 10:20pm On Jan 08, 2023
Politics › Re: Disregard The Lies, Atiku Is 100% Fit, Super Form Healthwise – Melaye by merits(m): 10:18pm On Jan 08, 2023
Foreign Affairs › Re: South Sudan Detains Journalists For Recording President Urinating On Himself by merits(m): 10:06pm On Jan 08, 2023
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija's Maria Chike And Her Mother (Photos) by merits(m): 10:00pm On Jan 08, 2023
envoymedia:
Big Brother Naija star, Maria Chike Benjamin has shared some pictures with her mother, IGBERETV reports.

She captioned the photos on Instagram;



https://www.instagram.com/p/CnJ0Ba4Nbjz/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
See as she fine but no husband even Teni makanaki of all people still get someone that married her,this life no balance atall.
Christianity Etc › Re: January 7th Is Christmas In Ethiopia by merits(m): 11:30am On Jan 08, 2023
AntiChristian:
Seems Jesus was born on many days!
I wonder oo,the thing tired me seff.
Romance › Re: Natse Jemide: Hottest Guy In Nigeria Right Now? by merits(m): 11:28am On Jan 08, 2023
siofra:
Nigerian men are fine o embarassed

I swear if I catch this guy in real life eh tongue

Kai!! embarassed

The thoughts in my head right now. God help me embarassed
Yo go do pass head and doggy.

Beautiful nonsense.
Family › Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by merits(m): 2:04pm On Jan 07, 2023
infoleak:
1. When you say "Mummy, I am sorry! And she replies, sorry for yourself!" �

2. When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, " drop it on my head." ��

3. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a friend's daughter wedding. ��

4. When you say "Mummy, I have fever and she replies you, why won't you have fever when you press phone every night." ��

5. When you say "Mummy I took 2nd in my class and she replies, so the person that took 1st has two heads abii??" ��

6. When she takes the DSTV remote to work just to punish you. ��

7. When you are watching TV with her and she sleeps off and still doesn't want you to change the Channel.��

8. When you tell her you are going to a friends place to play and she asks, "when last did that friend come here to play with you?" ���

10. When she tells you, "if I hear peeem, you will hear weeen." ��

11. When she touches hot pot comfortablely without a cloth or paper. ��

12. When she tells you, "I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me!" ��

13. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse. ��

14. When you ask her to refund the money she borrowed and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko?"

*Our Mothers are wonderful...*

I ❤ My Mom! *(Hmmm.)


Love your Mom..```
Not all mother are good,some mother are murderer.
Car Talk › Re: What's The Highest Speed You Did Or Experienced While Travelling? by merits(m): 1:13pm On Jan 02, 2023
Light78:
Mine was the day I boarded a bus from Lagos to Owerri. I sat at the front seat number two ( the VIP position) at a point when we approached Benni bypass, this driver started doing 165km/hr.

My uncle once told me that anything above 125 km/hr is death sentence.

I had to point the speedometer for the driver to see, and he was laughed it off and told me to forget that thing.


Another experience was when talking a car to Lagos from Owerri.

The driver I paid to drive me was experienced. We arrived that same Benin, and this guy did 210 km/h, it was like the fuel was zapping and the exhaust sound was light.

Dem no born any other car make e pass us, but I was surprised to see a man in his Hyundai passed us.

I guess that one was doing about 240 km/h.

I had to tell him to reduce and not cross 120km/h and above.


Share your experience and advise to people who would want to do that one day.

I advise drivers to lower their speed. Speed kills.

The first one happened in 2016, while my second experience was in 2019.
220km/hr it's only God that protected me that day,cuz I don't even know what comes over me.But I can't try that shit again.
Health › Re: 10 Effective Ways To Cure Hiccups by merits(m): 11:48am On Dec 28, 2022
Abduletudaye:
Hiccups could be a funny reaction in ones body you know. Many of us would have this same question our lips ‘What are Hiccups?’

Well, that’s one of the reasons why i have decided to treat this topic in and out. Humans and most people in Africa especially Nigerians, experience this strange but normal occurence. Some may get hooked by Hiccups immediately after eating while some say it is due to lack of Water intake after eating.

Which of these reasons do we believe?
Any way i believe so much in science and i would approach it through a scientific manner.
So, What is hiccups or What are hiccups?

Hiccups is some kind of forced intake of breath caused by muscle spasm in your chest and throat. There are several causes of hiccups but the most popular is irritation of the stomach or oesophagus. and for those of us who don’t know the meaning of oesophagus, its simply a passage or tube which connects the throat and the stomach.. Imagine you with no oesophagus, after mastication, where would your chimed food go?

So Back To The Topic.

When you get hit by hiccups, you tend to make a funny noise that tend to be like a Hic sound right?
Well its just because the breath is cut off while snapping shut the glottis.

Is Hiccups A Good Thing For The Body?
Truth be told, no one really knows the use for hiccups and they don’t have any known function in the body(other than to make us look silly).
Hiccups are not useful to us at all but our ancestral lineage of four legged mammals actually found hiccups useful to them. Weird right?
They actually used hiccup as a means of swalling food that got stuck in their throats.
Things are so much better now because we have the luxury of gravity and quadrupeds(animals that walk on four legs) have to shift in an horizontal manner to get their food into stomach. This means its easier for food to get stuck in their stomach.

But….

Did you know that Dogs ‘Canis domestica’ swallow food rapidly and in huge chunks? Thus needing hiccups to force the food into their bellies..
Ok, enough weird stuff..

Why doesn’t Hiccups go away after drinking water?
The reason is becasue most cases of hiccups occur naturally and they tend to go away naturally. The worst case of acute Hiccup is just 48hrs but eventually it will stop. But it can also be cared by the use of drugs. There was a case in 2007, U.S.A where a teenager actually had hiccups for five weeks non-stop. There after, it stopped but in a case where it is prolonged in such a way, it is classified as a Diabolic Hiccups which could be a symptom to some sickness.

Now For The Real Deal: How To Cure Hiccups In 10 Effective Ways

Ok, no money to buy drugs for almighty hiccups that came naturally. One of the cures i would be listing, is sure going to take hiccups away. And if it comes back another day, simply repeat the process.

1. Stop It By Breathing and swallowing: Breathe in as much as possible without letting any out and try to swallow in the process. Repeat this process until you get tired and your forced to breathe at a normal pace. Hopefully the hiccups will stop.

2. You Also Try the Open Mouthed Method: Open your mouth wide(Don’t let flies enter tho’). When they are open and you feel a need to swallow, please do so but try as much as possible to keep your lips apart. You should swallow must especially when you feel the hiccup is about to come up. If you are wearing anything tight around your chest, kindly loosen it. Repeat till hiccups vanish.

3. Try To Stretch Your Diaphragm: Breathe in slowly for about a minute, and forcefully breathe in deeply. While doing this, you trying to stretch your diaphragm and also trying to interrupt the hiccups.
Also, you can hold your breathe for 30 seconds, exhale slowly until the lungs are empty. Repeat this four to five times till you feel relieved.

4. Use Your Ears and Tongue: All these methods are associated with breath so don’t get tired of reading and find the one that works best for you.
Inhale and exhale once slowly. As you exhale, push out as much air as possible until your body forces you to inhale again. Inhale deeply, and hold your breath for 40 seconds, stick out your tongue, stick your fingers in your ears. Exhale slowly and if you feel it aint working, do it two more times.

5. Take A Deep Breath: Take a deep breath, hold it and close your mouth. Now, begin to move your diaphragm as if your were breathing in and out rapidly. Once the hiccups disappears, exhale and inhale properly.

6. Fill Up A Cup: Fill a cup of water. Now, using a straw, gulp down the water slowly but in the process of gulping, you must plug your ears with your fingers to send hiccups away. Younger people tend to get it once or twice but elderly people should do it three times. No one really knows why this works but it looks like you are actually swallowing your hiccups.

7. Play Bartender: This one is actually funny but it works. You have to look for a bitter liquid that’s consumable(For Nigerians, use Alomo or YoYo bitters) and put some drops on one half of a lemon that has been cut in two. Then, suck deeply on the lemon. The lemon simply acts as a mix to the bitters. The taste of the whole thing is similar to someone scaring you because you are just shocked about the taste. If you don’t like bitters or don’t have, take the lemon like that.

8. Take A Spoon Full Of Sugar: This could also make the hiccups subside and eventually stop. Alternatively, you can use honey. Hold the spoon in your mouth for some seconds and follow with a sip of water.

9. Drink Water Upside Down: Fill up a glass of water halfway, lay on your bed or rug and take two sips from it in an upside down position. Don’t straighten yourself till you finish gulping. Sip and swallow very slowly. Didn’t stop? Take abit more water.

10. Stand up, Sit Down: Now, you can send away the hiccups by body movement or body alert. Lay down on your bed and then suddenly stand up like your heard the roof of your house about to crash down. You can also do it the other way round of you so please.

One of these unique ways will surely make the hiccups go away.

Source: A2newmix.com

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