₦airaland Forum

follow your soul not your heart this time around.

KVN1:
Good evening everyone. I just left school yet I still feel so inadequate because of a lack of skill. I really wish to become a penetration tester, but I don't even have an idea on how to go about it. I don't have any background in programming so please I need the advice of everyone who can help, even with companies where I can learn it.

I think you need lecture on how to break hymen.
I for give you 20 ways to break hymen without harming the babe

envoymedia:
Little Senator Ben Bruce Listening To Radio Commentary On Nigeria Civil War (Throwback Photo)

Nigerian Senator Ben-Murray Bruce shared a throwback photo of himself listening to commentary about the Nigerian civil war on Radio Biafra and Radio Nigeria decades ago, IgbereTV reports.

He captioned the photo on Facebook;


https://www.facebook.com/100045406892049/posts/410434763813417/?app=fbl

This Baba too like to dey lie abeg, you are listening to music you are claiming civil war commentary.ewuuuu.

DeLight360:
Friday vibes�

I can still remember the christmas party i celebrated in my uncle's house **the events can never leave my head**.......

It was a cold harmattan morning. Me and my whole family were preparing to visit my uncles house to celebrate christmas. I was so happy because their fridge is always loaded with different types of meat ** I remember secretly loading my socks with chicken during one christmas when i was little**

The journey started and i placed my earpiece and increased the volume to max... I didn't know when my mom was talking to me until my siblings were looking at me in the car and smiling...i was like what happened. I did not even complete it before i felt something like bag of cement on my face but it was my mothers hand. I off my phone and remove the earpiece sharp sharp before she seize it with hot tears in my eyes.

About 30 mins later we were at our uncles place. He and his wife welcomed us warmly but i could not hear properly due to the slap.... We were served refreshments before they would Prepare food in the evening. I retired to the guest room and used my phone until when the cooking started. I helped out in the kitchen and received approximately 8 slaps and 2 murder attempts from my mother (story for another day)...

Finally the food was ready and served-rice and chicken stew. "Time to eat the fruit of my labour" I said to myself. I kept my chicken lap in the centre and ate the rice while stealing constant glances at the meat. I cleard my rice in less than 20 mins and smiled to myself thinking of how i would devour the chicken... and then boom my uncle's 2 year old child grabbed my chicken and ran away... Yeeee my spirit screamed from inside *after everything i went through in my mother's hand, the worse thing was that only the legs of the chicken were left in the pot* i just watched as the child devoured the meat while my family and my uncle with his wife laughed expecting me to behave mature... But no no no no I just walked to their poultry farm, carried one fowl and ran away..

Lieing plus madness.

DeLight360:
Friday vibes�

I can still remember the christmas party i celebrated in my uncle's house **the events can never leave my head**.......

It was a cold harmattan morning. Me and my whole family were preparing to visit my uncles house to celebrate christmas. I was so happy because their fridge is always loaded with different types of meat ** I remember secretly loading my socks with chicken during one christmas when i was little**

The journey started and i placed my earpiece and increased the volume to max... I didn't know when my mom was talking to me until my siblings were looking at me in the car and smiling...i was like what happened. I did not even complete it before i felt something like bag of cement on my face but it was my mothers hand. I off my phone and remove the earpiece sharp sharp before she seize it with hot tears in my eyes.

About 30 mins later we were at our uncles place. He and his wife welcomed us warmly but i could not hear properly due to the slap.... We were served refreshments before they would Prepare food in the evening. I retired to the guest room and used my phone until when the cooking started. I helped out in the kitchen and received approximately 8 slaps and 2 murder attempts from my mother (story for another day)...

Finally the food was ready and served-rice and chicken stew. "Time to eat the fruit of my labour" I said to myself. I kept my chicken lap in the centre and ate the rice while stealing constant glances at the meat. I cleard my rice in less than 20 mins and smiled to myself thinking of how i would devour the chicken... and then boom my uncle's 2 year old child grabbed my chicken and ran away... Yeeee my spirit screamed from inside *after everything i went through in my mother's hand, the worse thing was that only the legs of the chicken were left in the pot* i just watched as the child devoured the meat while my family and my uncle with his wife laughed expecting me to behave mature... But no no no no I just walked to their poultry farm, carried one fowl and ran away..

Wayray lieing from pit of hell.

AlexBells:
For the past two years the Akanuibiam international Airport Enugu had been on close down amidst Repair and Covid 19 lockdown, today we witnessed the reopening to international flight in the airport as Ethiopian Airline resume flights to the destination.

This is really great for the economy of Enugu/AlaIgbo in particular and Nigeria in general, although the period of fixing the airport took a lot more than expected, I'm personally grateful to President Mohammed Buhari on this one, now it all makes sense maybe it was worth the wait.

It was a light occasion in the Airport today which I'm honestly happy to withness, I want to appeal to people especially Igbos, to fly the Ethiopian airline enroute Enugu and your cargoes too, according to the Enugu Manager of the Ethiopian airline, they are ready to serve us as far as we are ready to cooperate.

Unknown gun men will soon kill the pilots and the air hostesses to mess everything up again.





















But I pray they won't succeed in doing that by God grace.

Abokill of naija will soon follow suit.they can never copy better things in that region.
*Drugs
*Kidnapping.
*BH.
*Beggers.
*Looting.
*Chronic diseases and many more.all na them.
Moreso they can never protest against their bad leaders.

RevolverOcelot:

London medical trip.

Righteousness2:
Wake up Folks! Open your eyes wide and see that The World is Spinning out of Control !
The World is Falling apart! All around is Chaos and Crisis

These things are not Normal! These are the Last of the Last Moments ! The Shadows of the Great tribulations are Everywhere '
Get your soul right with JESUS!

Anymoment now! JESUS CHRIST is Coming Quickly! It is gonna Hellish Hell on Earth after the RAPTURE. Sort the Matter of your soul right with JESUS! Live Ready! JESUS is Coming!

Shut up your mouth abeg.just say it is your own last moment.

Bros I hope you have cut your own share from clitoricake be she move on?

Kwanza:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/10/lg-poll-result-thugs-attack-apc-official-burn-house-in-nasarawa/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Abokill on the loose.

Iyaebe:
Nothing special else Psquare won't be shamelessly dragging themselves all over social media

Good example.

ExAngel007:
https://punchng.com/kenya-bans-local-dance-says-it-increases-immorality-early-pregnancy/

Useless post.
Next please.

Barawo ka'abo
Who he help seff?

Until I see itel produced cars,the heartbreaked their phone gave me and my wife some years back still leave us devastated till date.



USELESS PRODUCTS.

Ole gbogbo.
Ole gbe ole gba.

Toks2008:
I saw the attached somewhere and I just can't imagine this law in the present day.

I wonder how many married women will be alive and how many unmarried ladies will dare to get married If This biblical law is enforced in this present day.

This one shock me...

I trust Nigerian girls they are innocent of this .we have too many virgins in this country.

they should continue to enjoy their northern life,I don't know why northeners can't protest against their leaders for once.what are they afraid of?

Let them remain with the suspect to enjoy their super northern life.

bubu eediot.

Pandora ko,patami ni

just sit down here am coming back for you.

Handsomejok:
I have a big problem � I separated with my wife because she was a witch and the cause of my downfall. I had the custody of our daughter who is now 1 years 6 months old.

After getting rid of the witch I taught my business will be better than before but no. Things become even hard for me I started experiencing body pain and unknown sickness and we have been to church where I was told my daughter Is a witch her mother has given her the mission to kill me.

After prayers and fasting my health is getting better now and I have been to 2 different churches just to confirm that my daughter is a witch and yes it is true. I have packed her stuffs and i took her to her mother but she is doesn't stay there anymore and I don't know her new address. I am not a wicked person but I don't want her in my house because I don't want to harm her and regret it. What do I have to do with a witch?

Mumu man wait for your time.

Almightyprosper:
I need reasonable people to give me some advise here on how I can deal with such a huge fiasco,
The money isn't really my problem but she cheat and she has never accepted once even though I've evidence.
Is it appropriate to help her? Or help and give her road out0 of my life cause her cheating lifestyle has caused me more trauma than everyday..
This lady knew I had accident last week for God
Men with experience I await your response

Give her all the money,Mr simple.

In Nigeria churches are Banks na, they get money pass bank seff.

hetyo:
Useless girl
Her pussy pics is all over the internet
She should be ashamed of herself
Her fans are more useless

Spits

Bros the world has finished already.

Mrs ADEBOYE TANKE L.G.E.A ILORIN, KWARA STATE.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Pussy ass Arrangee show...


And for all those quoting me

..somethings in this life have been programmed..don't fall for it .....anyway I won't argue with you all Humans hate what they don't understand

First of all you all should know that the whole of that 90 million is not going to his gadmnnn pocket

Even this 30 million cash price....nor go still enter he pocket.....na like 15 million go enter him pocket

If I may ask,why not all the money will enter his pocket?

God will help you out,just pray deeply and you shall see the way out in no time.

He is not welcome atall.

endsarrrs:
*Fill in the gap


The 9th senate is a ______ ?

Rubber stamp,bubu ass lickers.