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1. Can women twerk in space under zero gravity? What would the ass shake look like?

2. Can a man baby be breastfed in space? It would be a struggle keeping the nippuls in position.

3. In what direction would a squirt go? Ohh shyyte....we have a glob of female squirt in orbit, watch out!

4. How do male Astronauts urinate? If they need a tool to guide its flow....me wonder if they need tool to also guide ejaculation. Bad case scenario for swallowers!

5. They will need bed fasteners in space to keep the woman in position after each thrust. Otherwise he would have a lot of misses for the pussy. What an ordeal!

6. Can oloshos in space fight over a man? If they did we would have too many yellow objects lost in space and aliens might confuse them for sunlight due to their brightness. Here on earth it would be difficult to sleep we would end up everlasting daylight.

7. All dicks would have an extra hardness and stick up straight, even those suffering from erectile dysfunction would be hard to identify.

8. My 80yr old grandma breats would bloat and stand perky. What a joyful liberation from gravity. Many teenagers with fresh outgrow will loose out to their full breasted grandmas.

Its good to take the mind into uncomfortable territories sometimes, and explore the unknowns.


Which wilderness did your mind explore today? Share.

aah aaah, eleyi tun ga gaan ke, kilode!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amnesty to people with no known name or address.

Very soon we go grant amnesty to armed robbers.

LegendHero:
I also have some of the evidence to buttress the fact that the SS’ner that fought on the side of Biafra are majorly cajoled by Ojukwu.

The SS never wanted to join Biafra or let me say the minorities within the eastern region. They feared Igbo domination will be more pronounced if they join the easterners as a separate country.

Even the western press mocked Ojukwu then that he will not be able to control the animosity between the eastern minorities and the Igbos and they doubted he will be able to nurture a united army for Biafra.

The young minorities then which are called SS’ners at current don’t know their history and most of them already suffered from loss of identity.

I’m not creating any animosity among you guys but at least the minorities needs to know their history and should not forget what their fathers went through in the hands of the then Igbos!

Although we all need to forget the past history and stop all this emphasis on past events which continue to shape our present in a bad way.

Forget the past ke? You want start another rebellion with that statement. You want Ibo to forget the only war he ever fought! That war has a place of pride even though they lost it. Now they can count themselves as warriors.

Please dont make that statement again. .

My people, no mind Legend jare.

Kwenu!
Kwenu!!
Igbo Kwenu!!!

immhotep:
Yes that was the real traditional celebration.
This one being hosted in Imo is more of academic lectures and intellectual exchange

Cool!

LZAA:
Igbo wife tinz

Igbo wife ke? Na who be wife, Rekhina? Mttchheeeew.....

immhotep:
Traditionally, Ahiajoku is cultural festival in honour of the god of yam and cocoyam, the major staples of Ndi Igbo, which culminated in the annual celebration of New Yam Festival in Igbo land

I see, thanks! There was a yam festival few months ago. Why another one in one year?

My brother, abeg tell me about this festival jare.

Thats wickedness and cruelty. Why attack innocent young boys on sports trip? Those robbers should be executed if caught.

Rekhina:
None of the above

When you dey come home? You go be my guest for couple of days. I care about your well being. I want you well rested and refreshed before you get on road to East.

AmazingELixir:



Guy the way you sound I'm suspecting seriously that the arrow pointed guy is yours truly ...mehn that's agbero personified


Don't be angry please...were you trying to say owo da in that pix..

You no well.

Umu Chineke Kwenu
Ndigbo Kwenu!
Ndijew Kwenu
Umu Biafra Kwenu!!!



Com'on...I dedicate this to Rekhinatou.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MLnLKYum2A

mrvitalis:
I have noticed you guys have comprehension issue ....did I say fela was not an icon ??

He was a bad musician that's all I said his music were popular for the massage not for melody

People sang his song as a way of talking against the government

So after listening to "Water No Get Enemy", you believe its missing melody. Can you share what you will add to improve melody in that song?

Guy, no let me catch you fa.

muykem:
Is that ikpeazu is no longer distribute kerosene because I don't understand.

After about four tankers fell back to back, tankers carrying anything have not been allowed to enter. Kerosene is in short supply right about now,

oyebanji44:
All the igbos in the south eastern part of nigeria should come to the south west. This was, and still is, one of the reasons why Azik supported one Nigeria

Are you saying Zik franchised almajiris into SW?

Area4Area:
Everyone knows he's not been proven guilty yet, this thread came up because of the said Igbo body group who were already blaming others with no single evidence of who is against him.

Precisely! Plus their stewpidity at trying to save Air Peace...what from I dont know! It's they call themselves world body but lack intellectual capacity to think through the facts and in response highlight more facts. They just exploded with thrash!

Esseite:
Because the media is already trying too hard to mess up his name, exactly what you are doing right now.. his people are fighting back the media.

Some already aligned him alongside invictus, like you previously did.

Invictus is your best banner-boy for a criminal entrepreneur. Onyema is known to have dubious source for his wealth...going as far back 2012. His own brothers in SS he duped cried out.

EFCC will charge you to court and hope they can win the case. FBI does not operate like that. FBI does not hope to win...but they hope their indictee plea bargain before trial and so become a tool in their hand to use in spreading their network of reconnaisance. When FBI indict you, baring any technical missteps, your conviction is sealed!

Area4Area:
I wonder why most of you are crying over nothing, just a mere allegation, even the court that indicted him hasn't said he's guilty or innocent but you are already giving judgment.
I hope when the case starts you'd be in the court to convince the judge if he's guilty or innocent.

Air Peace is not at all indicted....but vuvuzelas have flooded internet, egged on by their Igbo world bodies, and fooled to make noise riot about Air Peace being targeted.

kettykin:
have a look at the Money laundering act

(1) No person or body corporate shall make or accept cash payment of a sum exceeding-
(a) N500,000 or its equivalent, in the case of an individual, or
(b) N2,000,000.00 (Two million Naira) or its equivalent, in the case of a body corporate,
except in a transaction through a financial institution.

Any person found guilty of contravening this is liable to imprisonment for a term of not less than 3 years or a fine of N10m (Ten Million Naira) or to both.

Tinubu has broken this rule on many occasions

What was in the bullion van? Bullion vans, like I said, can transport anything that can be compromised by laxity in security. There is a risk assessment attached to the value of goods. You use insurance to cover that risk. He could have been handing out gifts of high value and if in the judgement of the insurance underwriter bullion van is best way to get them to destination, then by God, thats how the shipment and delivery will be made.

So what was in the bullion van, do you know?

Esseite:
At the bolded, is that not exactly what his people are doing?... has any court proven him guilty?

He is only innocent until proven otherwise.

So why not follow that example and do same for Onyema? Why the "our son" noise on social media?

Esseite:
The bolded may just be the basis of your argument..

The case is in court, he has vouched to clear his name even if it requests him going to the US... would it not be in your benefit if he is cleared and the airline does not go underground, in saner climes you should be supporting him until proven otherwise.

On the basis of the tribe fighting for it's people, what is the number of its political holders compared to other regions, most cases where it's people are removed from office for alleged crimes, they are mostly replaced with others and barely get back to such level, its would only be reflex to fight to keep what is left except proven by the court of law devoid of political shenanigans which is mostly the case amongst Nigerian political atmosphere.

In fact, it should be other way around. Those with more people in representation should be the models for those with far less. There is a culture of criminality and world Igbo bodies claiming for authority of representation should address it.

There is no reason any Igbo body should speak as these people spoke in the article. You make a ridicule of your ethnic group with such responses in public. They said enemies of Ibo are behind this charge against Onyema. Were enemies of Ibo behind the Anglican Pastor that goes around robbing capital assets that the society depend on for communications? Were enemies of Ibo behind Invictus Obi defrauding Americans to the tune of 11million dollars? Una no get sense!

Esseite:
The bolded may just be the basis of your argument..

The basis of my argument is self-marginalization by Ibos. Is Onyema Nigerian son or Ibo son? Yorubas do not care about "our son", do crime and face the music. We already provided an avenue for that through family name and omoluabi ethos, anyone that deviates has himself to blame and Yoruba will not stand up for anyone straddling the edge when the law comes for them. We will raise our voices in defense of the defensible. I believe I speak for majority of Nigerians. This is why we have not heard from Ejiro people as we have from Ibo.

So if Onyema is Nigerian then he must be treated as other Nigerians are treated in similar cases....allow the law to take its course. But if you want to use "our son":....then his airline must also be "our airline business". So na wetin concern Nigerians with Air Peace?

You are yet to answer if Air Peace is indicted.

Jakpon:
So you mean there is no single Igbo business man again except for Innoson. Innoson is the only owned Igbo business still existing, the others have been ruined

They are in Malaysia, Indonesia, Phillipines, Cambodia, USA...chopping beans like kirikiri business.

kettykin:
The spewed out utter rubbish in the real sense rather than question the inability of EFCC to look into how globacom was set up with an unsecured loan that crippled TIB , how unauthorized movement of cash by tinubu during the 2019 election in Lagos against cbn policy and the money laundering act and the vast and authorized use of Nigerias tax payers money $500m to fund the failed election of hilary Clinton in 2016 by the Buhari's government,, nothing has come out of the $43m that was discovered in ikoyi Mansion by a whistleblower, they are here beating a dead horse

What do you call unauthorized movement of money against cbn policy?

Are you aware bullion vans move money for Bureau de Exchange? Matter of fact, bullion vans operators are private business and their job is to move assets, not only cash. If you have, say 500 cellphones you want to hand out as gifts at a rally, or even a party....and you consider security as an issue, you can contract bullion van to move it for you. There is nothing illegal in movement of money so long it is trackable and has transparent records of accountability. Did Tinubu's movement have records? If they do he did nothing wrong....and just to be sure, he does not have to disclose it to public.

Esseite:
- The allegation involves an Igbo man,
- The group is suppose to be an Igbo group advocating for not just the region but for a Nigerian entrepreneur.
- The Airline benefits you and the country,
- The Airline is fast becoming African largest,
- Onyema is Nigerian, even assisting Nigerians (free of charge) in the xenophobia issue.
- The monies was never declared stolen,
- The alleged crime is basically on disbursement from intended purpose which Airpeace has vehemently denied while proceeding to court...

What is really your gain being against the Airline that is the country's best and its owner?

Allow the law to take its course. There is no need for any Igbo world body to start crying "he is our son", she is our daughter" everytime one of you voluntarily walk into crime zone.

Nobody ran away after Obasanjo finished his administration.
Go and look at the list of run aways from Jonathan administration and see where they are from. Compare with those in the same administration that were honored by their home country. Why is Ngozi a run away but Adesina is honored? Why is Diezani a run away but Omobola is honored?

There are two people indicted, it is Onyema and Ejiroghene. Why are Ejiro people not disturbing Nigerians with noise? Abi Ejiro no be somebody pikin?

Who needs Air Peace? Did Nigeria not survive before Air Peace? Will Nigeria collapse if Air Peace shuts down? In fact, is Air Peace indicted? No.

Onyema should hire lawyers to represent him in America...and he better not miss court date. America is not Nigeria. They will indict their own President....so who is a nobody running airline in Nigeria to them? They dont care!

The apex sociocultural Igbo group, Ohanaeze Ndigbo, youth wing has said that the governors of the south east and the National Assembly members, as well as political leaders should be blamed for the increasing marginalization, poverty and hunger in the zone.

The National President of the group, youth wing, Mr. Igboayaka, made this known while addressing journalists in Abakaliki, Ebonyi State capital.

He stated further that 75% of marginalization and hunger the people of the zone faced were caused by Igbo leaders, who according to him, give little or no attention to the people’s demands.

Igboayaka, however, tasked Igbo leaders to rise up to their responsibilities and take positive measures to ensure that the seaports in Igbo land are opened, adding that such would pave way for more development in the region

“We are being marginalized by our brothers and our sisters, we are being marginalized by those that are representing us at the Senate, House of Reps as well as the governors. They should wake up to their responsibilities. That is why I said that 75% of the marginalization in Igbo land is caused by our leaders, they should sit up.

“There is hunger in the land, they should create the enabling environment for us to survive. If we have a seaport now that is in full operation, you will see that the level of unemployment would be taken care of. Is it Buhari that would talk about seaport for us? No, it is our governors, our senators that should start making it an issue. And you can see the economic value of seaport.

“We say we are being marginalized by the north, look at the population of Ndigbo, do you know that Ndigbo constitutes 42% of the population of this country? And you are saying that you are being marginalized by Fulani that is not up to 7million.

“We have up to 120 million of Ndigbo living in this country. And you are telling me that people that are 7 million are marginalizing us. It is unacceptable, we need to sit up and that is why I’m mobilizing the youths so that we can transform our population into a political capital,” he reiterated.

He stated further that, Igbo presidency will not solve the problems going on in the South East zone; “after all, the South has produced a president for six years, but the problem of an Igbo man is not president, but good representative l. For us to have modern rail way, for us to have industrial gas pipeline .

“These are the problems that when they are solved, we will all benefit from it. So anybody that is saying that the problem of Ndigbo is to produce a president is lying. The problems of Ndigbo are these things that I have touched. We need a seaport and that is fundamental.

”We can have a president for more than 8 years, still we will continue to live in abject poverty. But if we have a good representative, our economy will improve,” he said.

https://dailypost.ng/2019/11/05/blame-our-governors-n-assembly-members-for-increased-hunger-in-southeast-ohanaeze/

This is supposed to be an Igbo world body spewing such thrash. No fact, no background just a load of crap and disjointed anecdotes. This is how they feed falsehoods to their vuvuzelas on social media and cause noise riot.
mmmtccheeew...!

Ogbako-Igbo Worldwide, an Igbo body has claimed that the United States allegation of fraud linking the Managing Director of Air Peace airline, Allen Onyema, was the handiwork of enemies trying to pull down businesses owned by Igbo in the country.

This was contained in a press statement signed by the group’s National President, Dr. Vitalis Ajumbe and Secretary, Chief Mike Ejezie, which was made available to newsmen on Thursday morning.

They recalled that it was the same drama that played out some time with Innoson motors and Ibeto Cement compaines owned by the Igbo.

It will be recalled that US State Department of Justice(DoJ), in a statement posted on its website last week, said Air Peace Chief of Administration and Finance, Ejiroghene Eghagha, has also been charged with bank fraud and committing aggravated Identity theft in connection with the scheme.

Reacting, Onyema said all money transferred to the US went through the CBN, adding that the allegations were false and were in no way in line with his character as a person and as a businessman.

However, Ogbako-Igbo also in the statement, alleged that Onyema’s trouble started when he helped to repatriate stranded Nigerians in the period of South Africa Xenophobic attacks and that such gesture could be of advantage in the 2023 politics.

The statement which read partly stated that, “This allegation has been denied severally by Mr. Onyema as according to him, he never defrauds any bank. He never defrauded any person. That what he did was purely business transactions. Those who are insinuating fraud case against Mr. Onyema are enemies of the Ndigbo who again, want to pull down any thriving Igbo business.

“We guess he drew trouble to himself when he evacuated the stranded Nigerians in South Africa. This rose his profile and jealousy stepped in. Some politicians in Nigeria thought he may have interest in politics come 2023 as the Igbos are clamouring for President.

“While some gave it their own interpretation. So, they must cut his wings before he files. This, we believe, is what is playing out in all these allegations against Mr. Onyema. Severally, Igbo business interests have been targeted in order to ruin our economy, but unfortunately, the harder they come, the harder Igbos survive. Recall that Ibeto Cement case, which crashed the price of bags of cement how he was targeted and nearly destroyed. Innoson motors were also targeted”.


https://dailypost.ng/2019/11/28/igbo-business-interests-being-targeted-in-nigeria-southeast-group-claims/

mrvitalis:
Unpopular option doesn't mean I'm wrong ...I'm used to it .. Fela is a wack musician .....was just a great person but for music he was wack

Wallahi you dey get me annoyed. I go choke your neck if I catch you. Watch yasef!

Follow this link and see how Fela is accepted all over the world.

https://www.nairaland.com/5532095/wow-check-out...a-nigerian-icon#84075846