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NLC Strike be like Nepa light, e dey come and go at Anytime, nobody send NLC again.

Horokrox:
I meant Xavier Bettel the prime minister of Luxembourg 🇱🇺

So what's the big deal, Stop making it sound as if having a gay President is the reason for Luxembourg being a rich nation.

Luxembourg was already a rich country before Bettel became Prime Minister.

Serbia has a Gay prime minister and Serbia is not doing so well economically.....

Don't attribute sexuality to the reason why a country is doing well or not.

Horokrox:
The previous president was openly gay🙄

Previous prime minister Adrian Hasler is married to a woman ( Gudrun Elkuch ), and they have two children.

Why do you people like spreading lies like this.

BenzEne1:
They've got a prime minister sef, not a president

Yes they have a prime minister, but I don't know why that dude is spreading lies in other to sound woke.

Horokrox:
Well said👍👍!Also countries like Lietchenstein have a gay president and it's amongst the richest countries

What do you people gain from lying, since when did Liechtenstein's president become gay.....

You left $618m in reserve for the Youths, yet your untrained Policemen won't stop harassing the Tech Guys just because they were seen with a laptop.

ibkayee:
1.Saxophone (sexiest instrument ever)
2. Violin
3. Cello
4. Drums (I can play the drums badly, does that count?)
5. Electric guitar

Unfortunately I can only play the triangle but maybe in my next life I’ll learn how to play these

Used to play the piano sha but then I just stopped

I know how to clap hands, does it count 😭

Economy wan turn everybody to thief....


Whenever you go to buy something, don't collect change from her, just tell her to use the change to buy recharge card for herself, if that will reduce your guilty conscience

Your heart good small sha.... at least you dash the kid the change.... some people go still collect the change.
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Jennyclay:
If he's among those lecturers that normally demand sex for grade, may he rest in pieces.

Person die, the first thing wey come your mind na sex......

I'm not surprised, someone can only spill from the content of his/her brain.......and the content of yours is very evident.

eroticecstasy:
Don't judge him, unical isn't safe for ladies.

This man didn't die from Sex Romp, he died from stab wounds, the least a considerate person could do is not to drag the dead person into a conversation, knowing fully well that the dead can't defend him/herself.

igben:
Sound guy, like working with you...

Alright Sir

Despite the fact that they shifted the election, this party still haven't put their house in order.

Seriously are these the people we trust to put Nigeria in order

MetroLane:
Let's Go Fulham.....

Fulham 3 - Arsenal 1

I withdraw my prediction, omo Arsenal wan kill Fulham, haba wetin happen na.....

Arsenal fans abeg make una no vex, at least I predict say una go score 1.....now una don score 3

Ekpekus:
Eye dey turn you now abi? 😆 🤣 😂

No, eye no turn me, na dat Fulham keeper eye supposed dey turn, why him go Allow 3 goals enter for first half

Let's Go Fulham.....

Fulham 3 - Arsenal 1

People that History will hold are much

*** Buhari

*** Tinubu

*** Zelensky wey wan fight the senior brother

*** Mahmoud

*** Hitler ( History don already hold this one )

*** Idi Amin

and last but not least, our Celebrity Tailor **** Abba Kyari.


Modified : This last group of people thought I won't remember them **** Urchins na una I dey talk about

Onewazobia:
What about the organ harvesters fam.?

Yes, including them too, no one will be spared, thunder Will fire all of them. 😒

Chizzy759831:
Zelenaky is the bravest guy on planet earth. Mind me asking if you have lived or visited Ukriane before now?

Zelensky is a tool, Infact Zelensky is what you'll consider a pawn in the game of chess....And guess who's playing the Chess? yea your guess is as good as mine.

pussyeater:
Why didn't you include the Obituary's on your list?

I've already made my list, you are free to make your own list and include him in yours don't you think? It's a free World ✌️

Originalsly:
What did he do??

To summarize his crime against humanity, he was known as The Butcher of Uganda , up to 300,000 people were murdered during his eight year regime. You can look up the rest to have more info.

Two foolish people....

*** One thinks by paying school fees you'll get assurance

*** The other wants to go scot-free after making the mugu spend on her.

They should kill him, so that both of them can continue their quarrel in the afterlife.

If you like use doggy style,

without a clean heart your prayer is likely going nowhere.

Ilamina:
I don't need money
I need more life span

More Life span
What happened to your current life span?

Esoresor:
Men are cheap sha, anything can sleep with them. Both singles and married are ready to pull down their boxers quickly with any available thing that wants to do shit with them

Men are cheap, yet you still open your legs for the cheap men, doesn't that make you cheaper?

End of the year, una go flood Shiloh.....

Many are mad, few are roaming.

Na so that other woman marry Briefcase, the other one married a tree.

[quote author= ]“My dad then shared the expenses and told my husband to contribute 120k towards my brother’s wedding but to my surprise, my husband said no and told me that my family has collected all they wanted during our wedding and they shouldn’t come to him for any financial assistance, this got me angry and I told him that he is not responsible.”[/quote]Your Husband should contribute money for your brother's wedding

Naming ceremony too I'm sure they'll still contribute for him.

Even the woman father na very stupid man.... If I happened to be in that family, I'll will lock all of them up, let them do the wedding in Jail. Awon oloshi.

foleskay:


If this had happened in Nigeria,Deeper life members Would have started selling their properties awaiting rapture to happen any moment from now,just like they did in year 2000 after d lagos bomb blast thinking it was rapture approaching

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If they sell their property, what will they do with the money, Buy everlasting life ?

I don see yesterday light.


Time is 20 minutes to 6, I still dey wait for today Light, since morning I never see.

Security is really a challenge in Nigeria.

Take away insecurities and nonsensical monetary policies, watch business thrive.

Oh I also forgot electricity. We still have a long way to go.

The culprits should be dealt with according to the law. Murder is a serious offence.

DSS

Nigerian Police

Nigerian Politicians.

They are all mad....very very mad

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Liverpool don spell Ten Haag

TONYE001:
What do you mean COVID was a hoax, please?

You mean the same Covid that Bill Gates predicted will kill millions in Africa if we don't take the vaccine? How did that work out? Did they (Africans) die massively?

You need to open your eyes, Covid is a massive fraud.

TONYE001:
Is Bill Gates a medical personnel? Can his prediction stand in any scientific (medical) discussion?

You mean a Billionaire like Bill Gates doesn't have access to medical personnel that will give him such predictions. Or you mean a few palm can't be greased to put fear in the eyes of the masses so there will be panic and everyone will rush to take the vaccine. Then Business will boom

Pfizer made nearly $37Bn in sales from it's Covid 19 vaccine.