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Autos / Re: ✅✅✅ 2016 Mercedes-Benz GLC300 Red, @24M For Sale In Lagos✅✅✅ by MHElijah: 9:21am On May 15, 2023
I love this car cool

I will buy it for myself soon
Autos / Re: Cheap Toyota Camry 2007 model Forsale@2.150m by MHElijah: 5:27am On Dec 24, 2022
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Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 22 by MHElijah: 4:31am On Nov 28, 2022
MONEY247:


Was on transit....
For now.....fx don't pay all my bills..... cheesy grin grin
And I still try my hand on other things.....as the financial world doesn't begin and end in forex... trading.....

If anyone feels like giving up on forex trading....it's a cool decision......

But don't give up just like that..... try swing trading......nah intraday traders....dey suffer......
Maybe trade with your broker signals.....if you use FBS......



Well we go again this week......voila.....

I sent you message request bro
Celebrities / Re: Fight As Bobrisky Throws Bottle At Papaya Ex And James Brown At An Event (Video) by MHElijah: 11:19am On Nov 21, 2022
PerfectStranger:
Just wasted my mb clicking on that shit. I feel so bad about myself right now. My Monday morning is ruined. undecided

Learn how to overcome speaking negativity into your life.
Travel / Re: Lets Talk About Estonia by MHElijah: 12:36pm On May 14, 2022
Frankie94:


There’s one already….

Email me so i can send u d link

I will email you for the link
Travel / Re: Lets Talk About Estonia by MHElijah: 12:33pm On May 14, 2022
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by MHElijah: 7:34pm On May 05, 2022
Jakumo:
A couple of videos have surfaced showing Mad Vlad Putin afflicted with a very serious tremor that causes his hands to shake and quake uncontrollably. The lunatic tyrant does his desperate best to try and conceal the violent shaking of his hands by holding on to his jacket or to his infamous 50-foot long table where he welcomes guests are seated at the far end of the ridiculously long table.

In this first video clip, the demented tyrant Putin is welcoming fellow Lithuanian dictator Luthechenko. Watch the first few seconds of the 30-second clip, and note how Putin's right hand flutters in the air like the wingbeats of a headless chicken, before he hurriedly grips his jacket to conceal the prominent tremor. Notice also the way Putin walks with a very uncoordinated gait that reminds one of the way stroke sufferers walk. These are both telltale signs of a man who is SERIOUSLY ill, and therefore EXTREMELY dangerous in that he has little to lose if he takes the insane option of ending the world in a series of nuclear blasts so as to preempt his own impending death.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg3HgN11nG0

In the second video clip evidently filmed during the same meeting with fellow tyrant Luthechenko, note how Putin's legs dance about uncontrollably as he sits in his chair. Contrast that unnatural fidgety look with the steady and still posture of Putin's visitor in his chair, and it doe not take a neurologist to see clearly that Putin is suffering from some sort of degenerative disease, or possibly even from a neurotoxic poison that has been administered to him in a bid to assist him on the journey to join his ancestors before he gets a chance to start WW3.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvaMhXaZXB0

So then, pellow kwantirimans, what is your opinion? Does Putin have Parkinson's Disease or Alzheimer's Disease, or has the man been poisoned by those close to him who have become worried about Putin's escalating insanity as evidenced by his senseless genocide in Ukraine?


Lithuanian dictator Luthechenko stop saying what you don't know man
Travel / Re: Rwanda's Capital Kigali Is The Cleanest City In Africa by MHElijah: 11:49am On May 03, 2022
This looks like US 70 years ago shocked shocked shocked

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Romance / Re: My Ex Who Is Married With Kids Wants To Have Sex With Me by MHElijah: 1:51pm On Apr 20, 2022
Milli10:
I had this girl who was once my girlfriend. We dated for seven months, and what we shared and had then was magical. On the sixth month of our relationship, she told me she was going to travel to our neigboring state, Owerri and never knew when she was going to come back

I granted her wish, but when this girl came back a few weeks later, she became the opposite of the girl I used to know and love. She would promise to come visit me in my house but would fail to come.. This continued for days and I got tired of the "incessant promise and fail". I had to give up on her and move on with my life

It's been three years since I broke up with her( yes I broke up with her cos I thought she herself had lost feelings for me that's why she never wanted to come and see me again), and in between those years, my friends told me she's married cos they would see her baby bump when she was pregnant..

Just last week, she sent me a friend request on Facebook and started telling me how she has missed me and would like us to meet again. I checked her Fb profile, I got to realise she's got two kids, and in a relationship with the man she was pregnant and delivered for.

This girl has been on my neck, looking for ways to see me again. She says she misses me everyday and wants to have sex with me, and guess what folks? I'm gonna give her what she wants in full package regardless her marriage or single mum status.. I don't give a f**k what people have to say. I'm gonna give it to her how ever she wants it cos myself, I have missed her t***. "Who never f***ed up, should pls don't bash me"

I want to tell you something bro
This temptation that you willingly want to fall into is expensive. If you fall into it then get ready to pay the price. I'm very sure. It's dangerous to sleep with a married woman
Romance / Re: Young Man Weds His American Lover In Akwa Ibom (photos) by MHElijah: 1:28pm On Apr 20, 2022
21sailor:


Greetings boss,
Please tell her if she has a friend that one black guy here needs her friend.
I'm serious please
I'm dark
5.9 ft
AA.

Your CV bam grin

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Politics / Re: FG’s New Borrowings Rise By 278.03% In Six Years by MHElijah: 10:55am On Apr 04, 2022
They are selling this country to China gradually. One day the Chinese government will take over our custom or airports lipsrsealed
These politicians have their kids live like prince and princess in another country where they have citizenship. Evil � people
Politics / Re: Kaduna Train Attack: How Corpses Of Co-passengers Saved Me – Survivor by MHElijah: 8:41am On Apr 02, 2022
Richsteemit:


Shut up jaare!! With your sinkhole brain. If they pursue them who will save those that are injured. People lives matter before any other thing. Apart from that, if the soilder pursue them they may be outnumbered by the bandits. You want compare 20 days plan by bandits with 2 hours plan by soilder. Dont be a fool!!

You're such a disgusting thing

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Travel / Re: Lets Talk About Estonia by MHElijah: 4:07pm On Mar 05, 2022
chika0072:

Them don refund am...i will try again and mk sure i dont repeat same mistake

Ok
Travel / Re: Lets Talk About Estonia by MHElijah: 5:21pm On Mar 04, 2022
chika0072:

Maybe cos of my sponsors details. It was a company's account and on the reference letter it was indicated he is "one of" the signatory to the account. E weak me but i had to still go cos it was a last minute thing.

I let go, no need to appeal cos it was same documents i go still submit.

So are giving up? What happens to your school fees? Is there no option or you just don't Want anymore?
Travel / Re: Lets Talk About Estonia by MHElijah: 11:33am On Mar 04, 2022
chika0072:




"There is a reason to doubt the authenticity of the information submitted regarding the additional documents and their contents or the reliability of your statements or your intention to leave the territory of estonia before the expiry of the long term visa could not be ascertained".

Thats their reason....tried to know what documents but nada...

You have to review your documents and appeal
Travel / Re: Ukraine Crisis: First Batch Of Nigerian Evacuees Arrive From Romania (Photos) by MHElijah: 10:07am On Mar 04, 2022
Coming back to Nigeria? Romania is better, I think it's only Rich kids that agreed to return
Foreign Affairs / Re: World War 3 Would Be ‘Nuclear & Destructive’ - Russian Foreign Minister Sergei by MHElijah: 6:41pm On Mar 02, 2022
Russians will use nuclear weapon on Ukraine only if they are all MAD because any drop in Ukraine will evaporate and resound in Russian cities

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Politics / Re: 2023: 3 Politicians That Will Benefit From APC's Presidency Ticket Zonning by MHElijah: 8:14pm On Feb 23, 2022
Stop showing us classified pictures of these past politicians. We must stop recycling old men who have done nothing except money embezzlement
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-bissau: AFCON 2021 (2 - 0) On 19th January 2022 by MHElijah: 10:52pm On Jan 19, 2022
HilcomTech:



Igbo cannibal speaking. always full of hate, bitterness and envy.

Sadiq has scored pleas go and cancel the goal

I just said my mind, please don't insult me I'm not your mate. That guy spoiled our game and it's clear

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-bissau: AFCON 2021 (2 - 0) On 19th January 2022 by MHElijah: 9:18pm On Jan 19, 2022
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Crime / Re: Reporting Romance Scammers In The Family by MHElijah: 1:15pm On Jan 17, 2022
Report yourself to those you scammed first. You talk about your sanity and have you checked medically?
Family / Re: My Younger Brother Is A Bone In Our Throat. Pls Help! by MHElijah: 11:09am On Dec 25, 2021
Una dey help that grown man misbehave... Stop giving me any dime, let him learn to take responsibilities... He refused to work because he has somewhere to lay his head and food to eat... Above all he needs a psychologist or a good clergy man to help his mental state because he's losing it
Family / Re: A Brief Recall of How My Wife Fed Me This Year, 2021. by MHElijah: 10:55am On Dec 25, 2021
Both the meal you brought outside you're giving credit to wife... God bless your home

Merry Christmas

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Travel / Re: Nigerians At Ukraine by MHElijah: 6:20am On Dec 22, 2021
justwise:


I know some of you are trying so hard to avoid the truth, i will say it again, Ukraine has nothing to offer immigrants, Its a dead-end country for immigrants, paying agents silly amount just to get Ukrainian visa is just madness. Traveling to Eastern Europeans countries will be a lot better.

If you are leaving Nigeria to any country you have to make sure that that country worth it(immigration wise), straightforward path to get permanent resident or passport, getting a job( not those scamming call centre jobs) etc.

A lot of you here are agents who are desperately looking for gullible Nigerians to rip-off.

You have made your point please stop stressing it. People survive in Ukraine and the truth is that the country is better than Nigeria in a reasonable percentage.
Crime / Re: Frustrated Yahoo Boy Rain Abuses On Lover Who Refused To ‘invest’ Her Money by MHElijah: 8:51pm On Dec 19, 2021
Lol
Travel / Re: Nigerians At Ukraine by MHElijah: 7:41pm On Dec 02, 2021
Dudeladude:
what d Bleep.. every year ashw... what do d agent see u as... cash money.. i think they want to colonize your life o.

HI bro... Check your mail please
Travel / Re: Nigerians At Ukraine by MHElijah: 3:16pm On Dec 02, 2021
Dudeladude:
i think its not bad for iv letter if you want to use them.. but there are cheaper ones available, i got iv for some ppl here for less price.. but if your mind goes with them,do it.. After all the main purpose is to get the iv letter and process your travel documents irrespective of all expenses..

These people are scary... They want to colonize my stay in Ukraine. Imagine agent telling me that I will pay agency fee every year

Please check your mail
Travel / Re: Nigerians At Ukraine by MHElijah: 12:23pm On Dec 02, 2021
Hi guys, I'm using Star Education Consult Ukraine and this is what they want me to do....

Please someone confirm before I proceed...
Education / Re: WAEC Releases 2021 Results, Withholds 10.9% Results by MHElijah: 8:52pm On Nov 22, 2021
I need to check my result this night, can anyone help with online card vendor?
Car Talk / Re: Toyota Corolla 2004 Vs Honda Civic 2004 Which Is Better Overall? by MHElijah: 3:32pm On Nov 22, 2021
Go for the Honda civic... Recover your capital under few months

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Family / Re: Russia Mum Kills Baby &Son Jumping 190ft To Her Death With Kids In Her Arms(Pix) by MHElijah: 10:59pm On Oct 13, 2021
This woman was a witch who decided to die killing her two sons, the husband must be passing through some difficult time atm shocked shocked shocked

It's a taboo to take your life where I come from and the Bible frowns on it. Abomination and sheer wickedness by dragging the innocent kids to untimely death. She murdered them, one of kids might be a social reformer, president or some kind of important person... Imagine if someone like Nelson Mandela was killed by her mother at teenage. Sorrowful �

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