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Career / Elon Musk Acquire Twitter For $44billon And It Sounds Like 44thousand by Michaelisael06: 9:42pm On Oct 28, 2022
Deal done on october 27. Elon fired CEO, Musk turn himself to CE0.
Its sounds like 44thousand, gucci shoe money.
$44billion is richer than dangote 2times, then, just a dude entered twitter head office and sealed the deal, with just a pen.
LMP's (low minded people) wil never understand how this work.
Education / Ijapa Was Told Not To Eat Just For A Day by Michaelisael06: 3:14pm On Oct 23, 2022
I was ruminating about my future earlier, so i remember this yoruba literature we read back in secondary school: ijapa ti roko, oko yannibo,(i cnt translate to english) i guess some of us stil remember.
There's this particular one ijapa(tortoise) was told not to eat for a day. Just a day and for the rest of its life he wil never get hungry. Bt trust ijapa ologbon ewe, werey stil cut short the fast cunningly ode as if he's doing me.
Relate it to your life guys, what is that thing you cnt do without just for a day blocking your success. Addiction. Rotten to bad ones...
idol0blog

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Webmasters / My Facebook Got Hacked! Being My First Time by Michaelisael06: 11:10am On Oct 15, 2022
Hello... Webmasters
my facebook acct got hacked. Being my first time... Af followed sum protocols 2 get it back bt anytime i reach the stage of getting the verification code that where i stop bcause i dnt af access to the number i used to sign up. Also no email. Pls what else can i do?
Programming / Re: How To Create A Website For One-man Account by Michaelisael06: 8:10pm On Aug 30, 2022
Zabiboy:

With proper account verification processes, you stand a 90% chance. Otherwise, its not possible
i dnt think account verification is the same with one man account. And if its nt possible, how come blockchain exist
Programming / Re: How To Create A Website For One-man Account by Michaelisael06: 8:06pm On Aug 30, 2022
Tollulorpeh:
yeah you can.
how?
Programming / How To Create A Website For One-man Account by Michaelisael06: 10:49am On Aug 30, 2022
Goodday programmers, jst learning my way to website programming. So i have this idea bt never knw how to go about it.
The question is, is it possible to create a website that can only take one-man account.? No fake account, no spams.
if possible how cn i go about it?
Literature / Re: The Death Of Mr. Shakur (short Crime Story By Olumide Odusanya) by Michaelisael06: 12:43pm On Aug 15, 2019
Biggest rivalry between two American finest rapper
Bro 2pac death story is not completed without Biggy death story...
I started listening to Biggy song i ignored Pac(mistake i made)
"Man wey dey reason" an literature here nairaland takes me back to Pac
Bro Biggie dey rap more on pussy not on reality
So i got myself 2Pac mixtapes
Bro i cnt get enuf of it
i cnt lie im a weed smoker not a chronic one though, so i cn tel d best feeling and undastanding u cud af of a reality of a THUG'S LIFE its when u smoke a joint or two, then loud to steroe and start listening to songs like
Brenda got a baby
Thugs life
keep ur head up
dear mama
dying in LA
Carliforna love
me and my gf
hit em up
bro and so on
yu gonna learn alot about al dis group in dis writeup. Beside u knw dat one word dnt exist in a street dictionary which is TRUST
dose of u guys wey wan kil una bkus of toto
read bout FAITH EVANS
read bout MAKAVELI
7 DAYS THEORY
God bles the writer, viewers and the writeup
i so much lv dis
Literature / Re: The Death Of Mr. Shakur (short Crime Story By Olumide Odusanya) by Michaelisael06: 12:26pm On Aug 15, 2019
hmnm...Af read dis stories countles times, af watched animation video also on youtube, even after reading this, i stil dnt af enuf of it. i jst wish i cud b there to witnes it myself... damn
HOW DO I KNW PAC?
Til nw i stil dnt af d perfect pic of hw 2pac got to my subconscious state of mind. al i remembered was i saw alot of his shirtless and bandana wallpaper
then people talk bout Pac in a diff way i hear dem talked bout Wayne, yeah , d rapper i grew up knowing, Wayne and jzee even talked bout him in a song tittle Mr Carter. at dis time i stil dnt knw much bout pac until dagrin put his name and picture, willingles to knw him.
HOW BIGGIE GET IN
Most of us remember Mr ibu(john okafor and osita iheme) if u remember particularly scene where osita sings or rap for dis girl he crush on, d girl was so big. then osita rap notorious biggie song-bigi bigi baby do u love me- later sometin dat turns to be davido intro on assurance.
The first time i checked 2pac on goggle Biggy was also the news sumtin like...
Politics / Re: Maurice Iwu Pleads Not Guilty, Remanded In Custody by Michaelisael06: 9:44pm On Aug 08, 2019
karma karma i smell karma i c karma karma karma jega karma mahoomud karma yakubu karma
Politics / Re: Bauchi Varsity Flood Tragedy, An Act Of God - Gov by Michaelisael06: 5:52pm On Aug 08, 2019
Hegelian theory act of God(nature) only philosophers can relate
Celebrities / Re: Rema Rocks A Female Fan On Stage While Performing In Uniport by Michaelisael06: 8:27am On Aug 08, 2019
celebgistz:
lalasticlala
who's this lalasticlala self? evrybody dey write hin name im new here so dnt roast me o jst a ?
Crime / Re: Ondo Bank Robbery: One Feared Dead, Five Injured by Michaelisael06: 11:27am On Aug 07, 2019
Kingosytex:
Guys get mind o. Me carry gun and rob, God forbid. I can't try that, not even in my dreams.
c
u dnt knw what u can do until the situation present itself to u
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 10,000 Graduates, Masters Holders Jostle As Primary Teachers In Ekiti by Michaelisael06: 11:21am On Aug 07, 2019
myfan:
That shows the true state of the nation.

Still seeking and soliciting for assistance for my school fees. May God touch your heart to help a brother, amen.

My phone number is 090.17.64.02.89 for proofs.

i af a philosophy and i want 2 boro u, Na who get problem dey solve am
nobody
i repeat nobody love u
except u yurself and if u stil af mum, she cud b a blessing also
af bin seeing ur post here 4 a while seeking 4 school fees
its 4ni
u lukin 4 sku fees and u want people 2 gve u jst lyk dat
not dat u r lukin 4 money 4 operation or thorough sicknes dats the kind of money people gve
u ve taken a step by coming nw double ur step and find means
urself
and if u feel there's no way
2moro mornin at 5am
try to smoke weed
then u wil knw what next 2 do
not only u also af confidence 2 follow ur decision
tank me later
Education / Re: Female Student Dies In The ATBU Bauchi Bridge Collapse (Photos) by Michaelisael06: 10:53am On Aug 07, 2019
Jayslicky:
Such a beautiful young girl, i can't even imagine what her parents must be going through right now, after training her from kindergarten to tertiary institution then death strikes, it's just too painful. God will see all her loved ones through this trauma.

R.I.P salamat
wat if she's ugly wil u stil pity her
Celebrities / Re: MC Galaxy Advises Single Men: Make Money Before Getting Married by Michaelisael06: 10:25am On Aug 07, 2019
johnchins:
Once you meet someone who believes in you, and you are ready, get Married. You musn't build a mansion first but atleast be able to provide the basic things that life demands. Starting a family early is beneficial.
smiles... sum1 dat blivs in u
hahahahahd
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen MAYNOT Be Fulani Killer by Michaelisael06: 3:03pm On Aug 06, 2019
maybe YORUBA, IGBO, IGALA, EBIRA, TIV, FOREIGNERS, people we share boundaries with.
Just of recent Enugu came into limelight, Ondo also. These people(suppose fulani kidnappers) wil just pull out of the bush and start spraying on innocent lives... yeah innocent lives but they are people we know, who does not know a priest, who does not know FaSoranti's daughter, the things is whoever, groups perpetratin this evil af reasons, it could b a sabotage, Yea all evil for money or revenge.
The Presidency or Goverment(mind yu al of us are govt) failed to protect its citizen and the funniest part the citizens also failed to protect themselves. if u point a gun at me, i wil b scare bkus of death but i wil put up a fight before i die, everybody has its own death day no nid 2 b scare bkus either way i wil stil die.

This writeup maynot go down good with lot of people that dont reason but quick 2 digest what al bloggers bloggers put up there jst to make money.
Let reason!!!!
Fear not!!!!
Crime / Fulani Herdsmen MAYNOT Be Fulani Killer by Michaelisael06: 2:45pm On Aug 06, 2019
Goodday guys,
we all know what the hell is going on in our country, Fulani killers, Fulani kidnappers. let reason together, if we are to be a successful arm robbers then we have to think like a successful policemen.
i wonder what exactly this fulani are rooting for, in all my life al i know about fulani piority is how to feed his cows. where i grew up i hardly see a fulani man with houses, cars, and other luxuries of life. they dont even care about education, cos if they do, they will be fighting for themselves online,only Miyetti knws book.
Im a yoruba guy, i reason alot. so guys come to think of it if i want to become a untraceable Yoruba kidnapper right now, all i have to do is to follow the trend, im gonna buy the fulani regalia and operate thats all, samething goes for killing and other bad things. it because the high level of our intelligence on social medias, unconfirm news spread so fast. WHY?
those perpetrating this evil maybe...
Politics / Re: Kaduna Court grants El-Zakzaky permission to go for treatment in India by Michaelisael06: 12:16pm On Aug 05, 2019
Tumbulum:
Will they honor the ruling?

smiles the court verdict has been pronouced since yesterday nite in Aso Rock
we jst looking at the stage or staging performance nw
dey want him to go
jst 2 af peace atleast so it wnt combine wit what is appenin 2day#soworevolution
so dey wil allow him

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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley And Recreates His EFCC Mugshot With His Crew (photos) by Michaelisael06: 11:02am On Aug 05, 2019
[/color][color=#990000] do u remember dis 2pac song- ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME
Crime / Re: Lady Found Dead In A Hotel In D'line Port Harcourt (Photos) by Michaelisael06: 10:12am On Aug 02, 2019
raphy:
How can she be able to identify the man ?did her spirit tell the hotel that shit?the hotel must have a CCTV camera for everything going on there.



Every bad news is from port haircut Jesus wept.

is it okay for hotels to install CCTV inside a room sex wil be engaged
thats a free porn website
CCTV is okay for d hotel premises, expectially d reception and bar
Politics / Re: 7-Year-Old Daniel Olutope Is Ekiti Governor For One Day As Fayemi Steps Aside by Michaelisael06: 11:27am On Jul 25, 2019
wait o its lyk am getin dere o ftc stil far
Politics / Re: Col. K.E Elemele: Colonel Killed by Boko Haram, A Worthy Son Of The Niger Delta by Michaelisael06: 6:31am On Jul 21, 2019
its indeed funny 2 mi, what is ambush?
So far i knw ambush is anoda name for inside conspiracy
civilians knw little bout combatant
some years ago, nigerian army is one of the strongest combatant on land.
boko haram is an inside terrorist. during d time of our civil war, nigerian army won, though, its tru d help of diplomatic way of winning a war without much bullet
yea
hunger
boko haram is buildin a country in a country
and people in our society is providing dem wit cement, sand and water

dis how it happened
dey get a signal about enemy movement tru d help of d airforce, d commandant wil gather its fleet, give them strategic plan to follow when dey get d order, sum minutes 2 attack, d commandant wil receive an emergency order frm 1 col. in abuja dat d strike shud halt 4 sum hrs,later dey wil receiv order frm abuja 2 change dere plan take anoda route and dats d end of al d gallant soildiers we read about.
dats ambush
#reason2worry
Crime / Re: EFCC Nabs Fake Native Doctor In Ibadan (Photos) by Michaelisael06: 10:01am On Jul 10, 2019
post=80101631:
EFCC , you guys are really doing a good job in our country.

Sane Nigerians are so proud of your works.

Only criminals and thieves are against what you are doing.

Keep up the good work.

Nigeria will be great again.
who dispute d fact that they are working
even insane person knw sey EFCC go leave robber carry thief
dem go leave hire assasin dem go carry arm robber
dis man wey Efcc carry is jst unfortunate dat he's in the wrong party

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Crime / Re: Ola-Brain: 27-Year-Old Man Commits Suicide In Lagos by Michaelisael06: 5:45am On Jun 25, 2019
RUN!!!!!!! This clearly MURDERRUN!!!!!!! This clearly MURDERRUN!!!!!!! This clearly MURDER
Education / Re: Sex For Marks: Dr. O.O Aduwo Investigated By Ekiti State University by Michaelisael06: 11:12pm On Jun 15, 2019
Abalado:
I don't know what all these olosho ladies want to turn this life into, and the mumu boyfriend self follow for the game, let the girl swear if the so called mumu boyfriend is the only doing it, abi what's so special in the lecturer sleeping with her, after all he didn't rape her, so what's the big deal...Ndi aara

who b dis??
Tink
tink
tink and reason
tink if the girl in question is yur gf and she complain 2 u abt her lecturer disturbing her and its giving her hard time
so bkus yu dnt want problem 4 yourself under d disguise dat girls dnt worth guys defendin dem bkus dey gve out pussy
dat mins u dnt trust ur girl or u dnt love her
i stand by it dat what the bf did was right dat hw a star do
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Awonuga And Her Baby: Zlatan Ibile's Girlfriend Show Off Their Newborn by Michaelisael06: 12:23pm On Jun 15, 2019
vastone:
yoruba gurls nd hvin babies out of wedlock like 5&6.

once you ave small change , nxt na to carry belle gve you.

little wonder dey men place lil or no value on d suppose sluts...

tommorow, u see her fcukn anoder wen the gee goes sour..anyways congrats to "her" grin grin grin grin

who's dis fool
must u mention yoruba
shey ibo no dey get belle out of wedlock
why dem biafran em hating on afonja lyk dis
inregards 2 d issue at hand
everygirl is involve
Politics / Re: Continue Praising Buhari – Onochie To Fayose by Michaelisael06: 12:13pm On Jun 15, 2019
JudasNaCarrot:
Afonja.....na their way.
Fear fear set of people.
what dis one problem any smal tin afonja Rochas no dey fear fear abi ode
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Accuses Buhari Of Corruption, Says He Tampered With EFCC And ICPC by Michaelisael06: 6:38pm On Jun 12, 2019
let me say, what he said is right mayb its just came out from the wrong mouth.
EFCC especially has been corrupted they aint independent anymore which is bad
how wil some set wil be persecuted and the other set wil be flourishing in corruption in the same country that belong to al of us.
let me take a case study. Efcc vs nairamaley and Efcc vs senator Goje
we all know the story of nairamaley and mayb few or many wil knw the story of Goje
Goje had a case wit efcc 8years ago, a case of 6.41Billion.
Imagine 4 the past 8years a case of a genuie thief, stil pending. and d man is lavishly enjoying his life with masses wealth
just last week a case of 8years got justice. a fair justice indeed in which efcc practicaly went 2 court 2 withdraw Goje case on the order of the our eva corruption fighter GCFR pa Barbatov.
where is nairamaley today
since efcc has been retrieving and declaring those G guys loot hav not heard billions from individual acct
ask
obanikoro
goje
asiwaju(bullion van) saga
they are al APC member
tanx
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Drops Down To Number Four In World Heavyweight Ranking [see Top 5 by Michaelisael06: 5:57pm On Jun 11, 2019
hmmmm... this guy don turn british boxer not nigerian british again haba!!!!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Uche Okoye To Wizkid: I Will Kill Myself If You Don't Follow Me by Michaelisael06: 9:25am On May 07, 2019
Kingpee2:
I’m just too certain that I can’t die for anyone ,I never die finish for myself na one person like me I wan die for,even the dying isn’t a sweet thing to encounter if you’ve been through breath seizure before ...If you die Wizkid will still release more albums and more baby mamas.

yu af neva find yurself in dat kinda situation dat why u talked ignorantly
its normal 2 af dis kind feelings big time crushing cumin frm a woman i dnt expect much, dey ar emotional weak

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