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Car Talk / Re: FRSC To Begin Use of Speed Limit Detection Device October 1 by Mickchillz(m): 4:48pm On Aug 11, 2016
Some say:

-the bad roads are the cause of accidents(think deeper and you'll realize the bad roads has done more good than harm as it indirectly assumes the work of this newly introduced device. Although it wrecks our vehicles if you're not careful enough, but other than that its not to blame for accidents but high speed).

-its just a way to extort money from Nigerians(think deeper and you'll realise that even if you so poor to afford the device, you still cant bear the thought of having your loved ones fall victim on the highway. So except youre unfortunately poor and also a witch, then you can discourage people from welcoming this new development and save money rather than save lives).

-setting traps and installing cameras on roads is better(if you think deeper, you will realise that we would do better maintaining the device than the government doing the maintenance on traps and cameras. This is reality, not need for speed. Also, traps would only do its work when you're caught; and for the cameras, think of the nature of maintenance in this country, the time this will take for it to be implemented and not to mention, how many street lights do you see today functioning and still find functioning after some time?! ).

- cant wait to tweak the device so they can run 150km/h(if you think deeper, you will realise that if you weren't joking bout this statement, then you're a dead man walking. Please keep walking and dont drive, else you be a dead man officially ).

- avenue for armed men to catch up and rob(if you think deeper, you'll realize that after the implementation of this new development, just as road safety enforcers do random checks, checking for the device in our vehicles would be a part of these random checks. And most times robbers make use of stolen vehicles, so tell me how will those robbers go faster robbing with a vehicle if they steal your car which you had already installed the device in. In cases of them using their own vehicle, they would hardly not make thinks right with their own vehicle just so law and order agencies do not give them attention ) .

Yes this is naija where things go overboard but doing this is for our own benefit even when you think its just a way to extort money from us.
Celebrities / Re: Patoranking Busted For Wearing Fake Yezzy By US Page by Mickchillz(m): 3:00pm On Jul 25, 2016
Now that's wasup, firm mindset. Some people's life is just a struggle trying to belong. To them, that's the only way they can feel and be seen as 'relevant' in the society.


3rdlegxxx:
Call a spade a spade, what he wore were fakes, the cash were all facing upwards which is damn impossible unless you trying to impress and all that grin grin, i love Pato as an artist but this move was lame, Nigerians are so backward and limited that in 2016 where the world has evolved and people think smartly and criticize where it is needed, some still do eye service, some people are still hailing him and insulting the ones that spotted the falseness, that's why Nigerian can't move forward angry, if a celebrity, politician or any 1 in power does something wrong, poses with a fake lifestyle or whatever, say it as it is, let them know and change their mindset but all of you would praise and the artist, the thief of a politician for his fine cars, nice houses and the power he commands, eye service has eaten into most youths senses that i am very sure if the exposed ones didn't say anything about the dollar bills and fake shoes all of you here would have been praising him and praying to be like him, SMH 4 d 2016 Nigerian youths, lots still think like peeps from 2009, try travelling out for a year or two and u would get what i mean, that's why we are so easy to lead, we, so easy to fool, politicians and celebs knows this... Pato has enough cash to buy a 100 yeezy foot wears if he wanted, how he came out with a fake one baffles me...... tongue tongue
Celebrities / Re: Flavour Dances, Whines His Waist "You Are Gay, You Should've Danced Unclad" Fans by Mickchillz(m): 9:34pm On Jul 22, 2016
mazimee:


I can't help but wonder how you came up with this, it only takes a gay to identify one.

tah! sharrap there.. I know you like what you see. damn queer... And what do you say bout you trying to defend one of your kind..?! though if the case be that youre not gay, then i guess you may have lacked understanding in this case, cause i said it seemed gayish; doesnt mean the nigga is gay.. for example, you can be gay, and you act manly. it doesnt make you a real man.
Celebrities / Re: Flavour Dances, Whines His Waist "You Are Gay, You Should've Danced Unclad" Fans by Mickchillz(m): 8:36pm On Jul 22, 2016
He may not be gay, the dance definitely isnt gay, but HE(with pants that low) + such DANCE = GAYish. i know i suck at maths but i might be right this time undecided
Forum Games / Re: Is This Man Inside Or Outside The House? Eye Puzzle by Mickchillz(m): 9:59pm On Jul 16, 2016
y'all can save your selves the stress of trying to solve a puzzle that isnt there. Thats an illusion painting so theres no answer to this. its meant to deceive or confuse you, so just enjoy its intriguing view.
Politics / Re: Christopher Glee's Comment About African Nations Causes Uproar Online by Mickchillz(m): 9:09pm On Jul 10, 2016
Oh lawd! I would rather those africans on twitter stayed shut than display how misplaced their written skills are. Those saying it doesn't matter because english isn't our language; do you know in as much as those guys had spoken their minds to the white dude, he unfortunately wouldn't even understand 40 percent of what he read. So what's the point ranting if the person you're blabbing to doesn't even know what you're talking about. Just as you see in the foreign movies and get thrilled by the western world, so it is as they watch on the news, taking in what the news reports have to say about places they can't reach; unfortunately africa hardly gets impressive reviews. Africans should humble themselves and work towards making the african nations worth being proud about, instead of blabbing upandan. Mumu people talking about our local language, go and use it to communicate naw and forget foreign languages that creates connectivity across all parts of the world and see if you all won't remain in darkness. They are wise to realise how essential it is to be multilingual that they themselves try to be proficient in other languages. Africans with pride for nothing. Its actual poverty and low self esteem that will weaken people's minds to think they can't do more to help their written and spoken english skills, that they end up thinking their local language is enough and hoping one day pidgin english would go official. Your local dialect would go worldwide until you give the world a reason to see the need to learn it and make it something major. These whites have worked so hard for where they are today, in my own opinion, less blabbing and more work would do the trick.

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Business / Re: Ten (10) Ways One Can Remain Poor In Life by Mickchillz(m): 10:33pm On Jun 29, 2016
Loolz funny enough you be real bush boy oo. What you are asking of the op; he already gave it to you on a platter of gold, all you need to see is the irony in what he posted and you will see the ways of being rich in the post.. Lol your wack reasoning made the post seem wack to you.
BiafraBushBoy:
Op, your thread is Whack... sorry to say that...!! angry

Instead on focusing on the negatives, why can't you list the various ways one can be Rich?? undecided undecided

There are a million ways to die in the west, But there is only One Way to survive...

Show us the way to be rich and not the way to remain poor... angry

Travel / Re: God Is Good Bus Accident On Lokoja-Abuja Expressway (Graphic pics) by Mickchillz(m): 1:57pm On Jun 23, 2016
Its only right to think for yourself and stop suit saying.. Bad roads are not to blame for accidents on our roads, infact its one of those precautionary measures in disguise that helps reduce this accidents. People put their trust in their years of driving experience and some just don't care about themselves and how it might affect the lives of other people. With goats in the guise of human beings running the high ways, one cannot only be so sure of himself because another road user can cause the demise of another.. The bad side with having bad roads is that, it cn cause delays and damages to our vehicles(but that's if you're so impatient to ply the road carefully in some cases). But comparing the bad side of it to the good side of bad roads which somehow make road users drive carefully because they care about their cars rather than their lives, i Think its wrong blaming bad roads for accidents. yes I am aware that people can get accidents as they might be unaware of certain bad spots on the road while running on high speed, but that wouldn't have been the case if only they chose to drive with the right measure of velocity.
Culture / Re: Ooni Ogunwusi And Wife Arrive US by Mickchillz(m): 6:33pm On Jun 09, 2016
grin some pple mumu o, the oni can get to america without the help of a photo editor naw, the billboard pic was borne out of photo editor, the hummer pic was just a random pix, the indoor pic of the oni is also a random pic of an event that took place for some other reason other than being their arrival to the US, the combination of pics just fvckd with the minds of some gullible people to give the impression of what the op actually want the gullibles to think. Long live the oni without the help of framed up pics lol

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Science/Technology / Re: Why Do Cockroaches Die With Their Belly Facing Up? by Mickchillz(m): 12:30am On May 29, 2016
I think its just simple physics based on equilibrium whatever.. Lol first we all know a roach spreads its limbs apart from each other and walks that way.. On dying, I think just like animals do stretch in a dying process, the roach kind of clench to its fore limbs together as a pair and likewise the hind limbs, then this cause the roach to seem like a prism or triangle placed to balance on its edge, and we know objects can only balance on its sides and not on its tip, so in the process the roach tumbles and lands on its back which appears to be a side of it and a good balance position to the ground. And that's how it ends up on its back.
Travel / Re: Two Nigerian Sisters Rescued From The Mediterranean Sea by Mickchillz(m): 3:23pm On May 26, 2016
People without common sense of discernment. Its so obvious the post is a joke, but people think otherwise.. That moment when mumu blogs and mumu audience meet -> mumu assertion.
Celebrities / Re: Celebrities You Didn't Know Were From Edo State. by Mickchillz(m): 9:46am On May 21, 2016
All in all my own observation on these edo people is that all these yans about the edos not promoting their culture might just be out of your own visual psychology; because the dark complexioned edo people mostly tend to look like the yorubas, likewise the light complexioned edos look ibo, so most of you just unconsciously use that to assume people's tribe.. By the way I noticed the light skinned edo people I come across have this soft beauty; my observation...

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Culture / Re: Queen Elizabeth Meeting The Oba Of Benin In 1956 Pics by Mickchillz(m): 1:05pm On Apr 29, 2016
Na wa oo... See how oba position like Charley chaplin with the buttoms up and the feet spread wide apart lolz.. In summary, it looks like a comedy scene featuring charley chaplin

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Celebrities / Re: Dagrin Died 6 Years Ago by Mickchillz(m): 11:37am On Apr 22, 2016
Sunnycliff:


Am sorry our world seem parallel!

Lolz nice one..
Crime / Re: Phone Thief's Hand Cut In Delta (pics) by Mickchillz(m): 11:24am On Apr 21, 2016
Okijajuju1:



You are high right?

Who cares if he is a Minor?

The kid poked his hand through a window and was trying to steal shiit, the victim didnt have time to ask him his age or if he had a gun or other weapons.

You better go back to sleep if this is all you have to offer.

All I have to say is that, your head is there..
Celebrities / Re: Orezi Slept With A Man's Wife In Surulere - Man Claims by Mickchillz(m): 8:05pm On Apr 20, 2016
SPG4U:
[size=20pt]the kind of ladies that shout and faint over celebs in shows,

This what dey do when dey become wives...

If my fiancée just do mistake tell me say he dey crush on any celeb...or say the celeb fine



Baby....its over....am sorry...I no fit marry you finish make orezi or airforce1 come dey knack u...

Wait ladyf told me airforce1 no sabi na

Ladyf said am better

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Tiri gboza 4 you.. You the man!
Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns American For $2.3m Visa Scam (picture) by Mickchillz(m): 10:45am On Apr 19, 2016
omooba969:


@bolded,

That's a form of stereotyping bro, you need to be mindful of your choice of words when referring to other groups or races.

There are also hispanics in high places in the US, we have them as doctors, engineers, lawyers, IT professionals, even in the US Congress & Supreme court.

So what are you all about?

No mind am..
Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns American For $2.3m Visa Scam (picture) by Mickchillz(m): 10:42am On Apr 19, 2016
SmartMugu:
What makes someone "Oyinbo" in Nigeria? Skin color?
This picture shows an Hispanic man, named Ramirez. He's most likely of a Mexican decent.
Most people like him do menial jobs in the US. You find them cutting people's grasses, working in kitchens at restaurants and working in plantations. So, what exactly makes him "Oyinbo" in Nigeria if not that his skin color is lighter than most Nigerians?

Lolz guys comot for there o jare.. Too much hollywood movies is talking.. Stop addressing it like you have first hand information about them.. And white is white, you don't only have to be from america.. To clear the air, enjoy your hollywood movies lol, infact I would recommend dirty grandpa; for me that movie is bawling grin Peace out..
Education / Re: A Housemaster Injures SS3 Student In Ogun State(graphic Photos) by Mickchillz(m): 10:17am On Apr 19, 2016
EmmySparky:
Lol try this on me or my brothers and my dad would skin u alive...

Lolz no offence but for a guy, you just sounded like a lil b*-*ch grin how old are you?!

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Phones / Re: Streaming Or Downloading Videos, Most Cheaper?? by Mickchillz(m): 9:14am On Apr 02, 2016
Streaming and downloading videos or music are the same in the sense that they both have to download the content of the file into your device, the difference is that, for download, it stores the content into your storage disk, which enables you access that content whenever you please, while for streaming, it downloads the content into your cache memory, and because cache memory(temporary storage) is always little or limited in memory space, your player plays the little your cache memory stored, after which ur cache memory wipes out d content and download another part of the content, and then plays it, and wipes it off and so the cycle goes, which is why @ some point, when the network is bad, it delays in the download of the other portion of the content.. When streaming, you do not get info concerning the size of the content unlike downloading and the quality of the contents are mostly not reduced thereby consuming more data. Downloading is better because most times you get to choose between content qualities which helps save your MB, otherwise downloading or streaming the same content with same quality consume same amount of data. The main reason people stream contents is because they either lack enough space in their storage disk, they can't wait for the content to be downloaded before seeing the content, or they don't wish to view the content for the second time.
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Blasts Fan Who Criticized His Sexy Bedroom Photo & Caption by Mickchillz(m): 4:21pm On Mar 26, 2016
This childish square root of Psqre called mr p is saying in other words that ye fans of his are stupid enough to dance and sing along to the trash of his he called "a lyrics", of which I wonder what sort of english that is.. And to think that his intent to insult that particular fan of his, has made him insult the integrity of his own lyrics in the process, is funny as hell. The nigga is obviously the shaft between paul. People are in the name of being fans but indirectly making themselves ants to these celebs because that's just how they see you. Imagine all he could think of was that the nigga is jobless, I mean, if people with jobs don't tweet or go on social media, what the hell is his biz on tweeter tweeting trash in the first place?!
Nairaland / General / Re: Igwuruta-Road In Port-Harcourt Blocked During Funeral (pics) by Mickchillz(m): 3:34pm On Mar 26, 2016
refreshrate:
What of the one caused by fuel queues what's the grammar for that? Who do we blame for that?

Abegi
You are a mechanical dummy in human form

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Food / Re: Entertained With An Hyena In The Village- See Pictures by Mickchillz(m): 2:59pm On Nov 10, 2015
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Health / Re: Baby With Two Horns Born In Osun (graphic Photos) by Mickchillz(m): 11:41am On Mar 28, 2015
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Celebrities / Re: Niyola Rocks A Two Piece Orange Bikini (see Photo) by Mickchillz(m): 8:11am On Feb 13, 2015
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Jokes Etc / Childhood Memories... by Mickchillz(m): 9:20am On Feb 12, 2015
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Romance / Re: Ladies, Stop Sending Guys Your Unclad Pictures by Mickchillz(m): 10:05am On Dec 10, 2014
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Education / Re: Only A Smart Person Can Solve These *update by Mickchillz(m): 7:35am On Dec 01, 2014
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Jokes Etc / In Chemistry Class by Mickchillz(m): 8:38am On Nov 23, 2014
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Jokes Etc / Re: Joke!!! Joke!!! Akpos’ Pastor Added Him On Facebook And He Innocently Accepted. by Mickchillz(m): 10:41pm On Nov 17, 2014
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Education / Re: Only A Smart Person Can Solve These *update by Mickchillz(m): 10:38am On Nov 17, 2014
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Education / Re: Only A Smart Person Can Solve These *update by Mickchillz(m): 11:31pm On Nov 16, 2014
Sessyjee:

You can only have 5 x's and 4 o's cos there are 9 spaces on the board
I.E 1,3,4,5,8.
Au contraire mon ami.. 6 x's could actually fit in.

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