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blackmann:
[b]My babe did two things this morning for the April fool's day:-

- She called me and told me in an emotion-laden voice that she doesn't know what's going on at home - that she called and everyone was crying(her younger sister just got out of the hospital some days back after a fatal accident that took several lives and left her with a fracture in her lower back.) I thot the girl was dead and like a fool i called her house. Imagine my shock when her younger ones shouted "APRIL FOOL!!!!" at me. I called my babe back and she was just laughing.

- The same crazy girl called my cousin at work and told him that i was tired of her and had decided to call the relationship off(we quarrelled some days back sha). She was crying on the phone and told the guy to beg me. My yeye cousin then called me and started begging, telling me to forgive her for whatever it was she had done. I was just laughing and i told him she had taken him for a fool too. I later called her and told her that yes, it's the spirit of the season, but she shouldn't try such things again, and that if it wasn't that i wasn't in town, i would have laid her across my laps and spanked her rear raw. Those jokes were too heavy.[/b]

neo_welsh:
my mumsi woke me up this morning and said the money has been paid last night that i should go and meet my uncle. because of money way i hear, i con quickly brush my yanch and rush dere. when i go there they now shouted april fool, i almost

Nice ones here

Happy April Fool ooooooo
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Easybaby, u try ooooooooo
April fool !!


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but wait o, why would your boyfriend not call you?
Try and talk to him seriously about it first before u take any decisions.
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_{u sounded like u are older than ur boyfriend?}

It doesnt matter my dear, AGe is just a number ! Thats not to say the lady will be 40 and the guy 30 ! that one na sugar mummy and sugar boy relationship.
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Steroid101:
is simple,

The method I use to get phone numbers is quite unique.
Instead of "going for a number directly" like most men do
(after hesitating for minutes, days, or even weeks) I first
gauge a woman's interest level BEFORE I ask for her digits. No
matter I am meeting women at a party or at a bus stop, I ALWAYS
start a conversation and gauge her interest level before
asking for her phone number.

To gauge a woman's interest level, I merely suggest
she should hang out with me and then watch her reaction
closely.

For example, if I find out a woman likes to go to church or anything she likes. Suggest you go with her the next time and ask for phone numbers.

Using this method, I can get phone numbers from women
without ever putting anyone on the spot. The success rate is
also higher because I'm building a connection BEFORE I close
for her digits.

I agree with u no be small o.

In the course of my "moving around" , its always been easy for me to get phone numbers from anybody especially, WOMEN ! Its only a matter of directing the conversation in the area of her interest and you sure will get her phone number even if u misplaced it 100 times over !

Start a healthy conversation that strikes her interest and you get all the phone numbers of all the girls in the world.
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Yeah, u can't change people and if u can't patch with them, go your way and let them be.
U'll be surprised with the result if u can take your time and study people as to why they behave the the way they do ! You'll have a peace of mind and u'll be happier that u try to know them and then, u'll start enjoying everything about them ! But, move on if u don't have the patience to study them !
The last thing u want to do is to try and change people.
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aisha2:
My Brother you are so right, most of us have lost all sense of self value and are ok taking crumbs. Its a cultural thing, women here are taught to be greatful for what ever crumb of affection amna throws their way, you will see a woman being treated like trash and when you ask her why she holds oin, she will say, love is patient, the man will come back to her. The truth is my sisters, love is kind love is patient but its a two way thing, give and take, if he is not giving he shouldnt be taking

Good point aisha !
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@ poster ! I love u and ur courage to be truthful even when u know u most likely would be treated this way ! This is the type of truthfulness i love displayed !

No matter what people might say, u have done the right thing and thats a fact ! U shall be rewarded and that is not negotiable !
Most people will commit an even bigger sin and seek forgiveness but, would act differently when some has just a smaller sin compared to theirs !

My dear, move on . He doesnt deserve u. A better man will come your way that will totally love and appreciate your truthfulness ! The only thing u have to worry about is you ! Focus ur life on positive things and it shall be well with u.

u are indeed very special. be cool,GOOD and KEEP being GREAT
I wish u the very best of luck.
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Double standard ! Well, not in all cases ! The truth is, we all can't act the same !. what u like i might not like !
Whether fat girl is an issue? Well, not really but ofcourse, i MIGHT not want to go for yokosuna if u ask me ! Funny enough, i love "them" big  _{i guess its because i am a slim person} so, i don't ostracize fat girls and non of my friends has done that yet !

Dont be getting worried if u are fat ! who u are is who u are and NOBODY can change the fact that, u are indeed special and theres nobody like You.
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yeah, we do bro.
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Nice one here
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i feel ur pains sincity ! _{ur name sef full of sin !!!}

Its kind of difficult for real but, things cud be sorted out . U only have to study the game very well, open ur eyes, probe and question , know why shes here, be dispassionate about the whole things, dont let ur heart dictate the tones of the game, be focused and apply maturity and i can bet bet u will have clear picture of things and things wud become easier.

It cud be that, shes seen it all and shes trying to hook up by acting a good girl
U have a job now? it cud be that, she wanna share part of ur salary ! LOL
It cud be that, shes become a core professional that, she feels she can play anybody now as a result of the fact that, shes found out you are stillcrazy about her !
it cud be that, she found out that she has always been in love with you and shes trying to make up.

You'll need to do this " U only have to study the game very well, open ur eyes, probe and question , know why shes here, be dispassionate about the whole things, dont let ur heart dictate the tones of the game, be focused and apply maturity and i can bet bet u will have clear picture of things and things wud become easier" in order for u to find things out !!!! Dont ever rush things !

I Hope i have been able to help


Take things easy and i really do wish u best of luck.
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Sisikill:
Pardon my ignorance but. . .who?!!!

who the poster !

The poster is posted ! He actually posted his brains instead of his mind ! LOL

oldie:
All races have their share of intelligent people
Intelligence can't be described with a single word or properly measured by mathematical IQ tests

My own concept of intelligence would be:

Wisdom
Knowledge
Insight
Intuition
Creativity
Common sense
Wit

There are intelligent hunters, fishermen, kidnappers, scientists, teachers etc
The environment has a lot to do with relative intelligence

In the wrong environment, an otherwise intelligent person could be termed a retard

Thanks bro ! Thats the koko

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Prison Break
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cixluv:
@ big father

@mickplus

just send your post or ignore it ok. it's meant for those who can comprehend and understand the use of symbols in communication.

I think, it is better if u just use words instead of using symbols people cant get. What do u feel?

big father:
@poster
you are not making sense at all cause you didn't mention anything and you want me to decode that your yeye DAVINCICODE !

U too get sense ! Thanks jare

i dont eat much of eba but i dont mind any of them if i have to . I think white garri is the best for me.
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Unfortunately, no beer for me but, i love my guinness !!! Michael power its called !
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What i want to eat at that point in time would determine which of the soup i will eat.
The truth is, i love the two no be small.
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i admire all those people with intelligent posts on here with a very concise and intellectual reasoning !

U know what i mean ! u all are most ADMIRED !

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faketan:
Postpone the time when you normally open your legs. Then the real man will reveal.



A man may be serious but your personalities may not match. You will be able to find that out after about 5 to 6 months if sex does not take center stage and blur your vision.

Brilliant !
U couldnt have said it better

A serious man is easy to spot at the same time difficult to spot if care is not taken ! u have to calm down and simmer so that, u can get ur own man. for the fact that, u have been cheated so many times doesnt mean u shud be mean to guys ! Just take things cool, reciprocate good gestures, be careful and calculative, free ur mind by being ur real self and i believe things will fall in place for u. U'll also need to guide and guard against ur heart but ofcourse, its not about being mean or in - accessible to guys.

I wish u the very best of luck.
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tkb417:
did u tell us when u started the contract?

pahtahkee:
Nairaland drama again.

Topic 1: Am deeply in love with Sly

Topic 2: Am 2 fly

Now it is:

The contract is off

Who send una to love? So relationship these days na contract thingy?

@ Sly,
How much was your commission?

its getting hot in here

Nice one !
My only strategy has always been to walk away ! dont say anything or do anything at that point and then, talk about it later when u feel u are ready enough to talk "issues" without getting mad at one another. It has worked and it WIll always work !

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yeah, its not a big deal and it could be worked upon !
Since she told u about her past, u'll have to talk to her about it.
You'll do better by working on your sexual skill !
You dont need any penis enlargement or pussy tightner !  _{that doesnt guarantee sexual satisfaction} Just improve on your sexual skill and the rest would be history !

whether u like it or not, that pussy will still be wider when she starts having kids so, the solution is for you to work on your sexual skill and expertise.

I really do wish u best of luck.
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Nice jokes pal.
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i give it to u man !
Nice jokes
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@ poster.
So many things are responsible !
Some of them are,

Incompatibility
Nagging on the part of the lady
Out of being coveteous
Stupidity on the part of the guy
Non getting enough satisfaction from the girl
challenges and constraint
high sexual libido

etc

I wish u best of luck.
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