₦airaland Forum

God1000:
Maybe he saw unavoidable defeat

However, Governor Mohammed lost the presidential primary election at the last weekend’s special national convention of the PDP in Abuja.
Hope you gerrit...

Betting is haram..
Heartbreak is devastating..

Benue women are extremely fertile..

englishmart:
In all that you do, just make money. Nobody cares about your job or career.

My slogan.. go out there and make money. Fvck career path,., Fvck experience. Go make good money but legit.

Gandollaar:
If buhari didn't get a chance when he did, I'm sure by now, he would have personally led Boko Haram to bomb Aso rock.

Off-point..
Nobody is tagging him a terrorist. Buhari can always be refer to as moderate Muslim and not an extremist.
The argument is, too many hopes on him prior to 2015 instead of hoping on God to guide us in choosing the right person.

Malory:
This competent man would have made a good president.

Prior to 2015...
Thanks for how event unfold else, Mr Integrity would have gone down in history of Nigerian politics and leadership system as Mr messiah but denied presidency because of enemy of progress in the nigeria political system.

MadamVanessa:



This Fulani government think that every Nigerian I.Q is as low as their own, so they can dish out anything and everyone will gullibly believe, just as their prophet brainwashed them that there are 72virgins kept somewhere for them.


The Idiotic useless supper cop cum tailor/drug baron for once never set his foot in prison , talkless of inmate trying to assassinate the failed tailor.

They should continue playing on the intelligence of Nigerians. What stop them from handing over the low budget Pablo Escobar to FBI ?

You're very stupid...
What does the Prophet (S.A.W) got to do with the story at hand?
I dont blame you though, I blame people like the pastor who gave Sokoto blasphemy victim family a shelter and made them look like heroes instead of condemning both the jungle justice and as well her action of blasphemy.
One day, I pray you'll be in a click where insulting Muslim prophet will spill out from your mouth subconsciously and land you in a very big trouble.

evuna:
My sister is 26 years and a graduate of Statistics from a federal university in the South East. There is an issue, more like a blessing. She had been writing aptitude tests since and failing but something remarkable is happening this year. She has been passing all the graduate trainee tests and interviews this year. She is at the final stage of Cerdar group, Stanbic, Meristem and Oilserv graduate trainee program. Just waiting for offer letters. She got an offer into Wema bank graduate trainee but rejected it because of 2 years bond. She is currently in Gt Bank graduate training school.


The issue is that KPMG just invited her for their test which is physical on Saturday. The Gt bank program runs from Monday-Saturday. I have been trying so hard to convince her to take take permission from the tutors at Gtb and go to write the KPMG test. She refused that she does not like Accounting as she read Statistics but she was open to it before this year and had been writing tests of different audit firms. I prefer KPMG to Stanbic and GT and want her to give it a shot.

She is 26 and this is her last chance at any graduate trainee program. Please what do you guys think? She is confused too.

KPMG ( yet to write the test)
GTB ( in training school already)
Meristem ( Waiting for offer letter)
Stanbic ( Waiting for offer letter)

Which among the above listed is the better choice for a graduate of statistics and is the KPMG test worth taking the risk. Please I need opinions from Nairalanders as I told her to allow me take my time to think about it.

Mods, please push to front page for more experienced professionals to help us. Thanks

Contact @SirJarus on twitter..
He is well in the know of which and which is not ...

AdaSunshine:
This is how it should be.
A wise man who saw a young girl he wanted, patiently guided and nurtured her, till she came of age, and now, at the right time, he's finally making her his.

Not the foolish one that was too in a haste, and was only interested in tearing the rubber!

Old woman come of age...
She must have mounted pressure on the young man like a compressor to do the needful.

Is this a way of encouraging talking down on other people's faith and prophets or what?

Ugaboy:
Hi Nairalander and Data Science ethusiaste, remember my startup during February I guess on Tableau

https://www.nairaland.com/6973820/please-rate-first-data-visualization

Well, there have been lot of advance visualization i've done so far, I've completed some machine learning milestone project with 18 viz dashboard completed

here is a viz challenge i picked from LinkedIn this month

Tools:
1. Excel (Data cleaning)
2. Figma (Bin or Conatiner Design)
3. Tableau Public (Visualization)


Pls Which of the 3 can i submit


Some of us are football lovers, so I analysed one...added to show us...how i've gone.

Your color selection is poor..
Go understand primary and secondary colour and optical science..

No doubt, you will truly know when you're actually ready for the job market especially switching job with work experience.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Epl na dirty...Scripted to make it dramatic

Arrangee
Scripted

So Liverpool come wait make mancity come back from 2 goals down before them score their own


Without Aston getting red card ...then mancity scored 3 goals within ten minutes...wetin I even dey talk self...within six minutes

Epl na fraud..pure arrangee
And for all you quoting me...una nor even create time to watch the match...especially the one between mancity and Aston villa.....epl is a scam

I stopped watching football many years ago.
A documentary on National Geography about match fixing added salt to the injury.

Jostoman:
Some gullible people still don't know that all the attack against Christian in the north now is a calculated political sponsor attack, they are just using blasphemy to disguise. All what they are trying to do now is to use religion to divert the attention of northern youths away from Boko Haram Iswap and bandit that have been killing them like chicken.

Rubbish talk,., Rubbish analysis.
Keep aiding blasphemy and not speak against it.

Ladiva:
So it's the fault of Christians now that you guys are filled with evil and hatred?

Stop typing nonsense, you are known worldwide by your blood spilling ways. Own it proudly,

One down..
Fvck worldwide, who cares about hypocritical world.
A world where Russia-Ukraine is invasion but US/Coalition-Iraq war is not (the war that changes world history).
Who cares about your opinion. Your tag-your wahala.
It doesn't affect my day-to-day life as a Muslim, no ill treatment from the street, only coward keyboard warriors are so dump to do the math.
Islam will continue to lead because its ordained.
Stop crying little lad, ordinary Muslim is not affected talk more of the elites.

Chichigi1990:
What about the extraordinary rendition?
Talk about releasing Nnamdi Kanu!

Werey! Who is Nnamdi Kanu and what is Nnamdi Kanu? The monster you're nurturing have grown and gone wild. It will soon consume you all if appropriate step is not taken.
Your brother, Uzor Kalu said Kwankwaso is a awaiting president if APC or PDP zone to the Southeast. Confused people. Fear fear bigots. That's how they made Jonathan surrender presidency to Buhari because of fear of bloodbath.
Stop disturbing the innocent citizens, if your politicians see it deem fit for Kanu to be out today, without hesitation they know who to consult and Kanu will be a free man.

Prophetmohamned:
who is this most useless between Buhari and prophet mohammed?

@seun please, things as simple as this have caused more danger than greatness. Please Seun don't allow nairaland to be a brewing ground for hate and resentment. I am reporting this moniker to you and all the mods. Please caution him/her.

RuddyFusion:
Have he visited Deborah's family? Have he?

What are they doing to ensure justice for Deborah and the couprit are brought to book?

Hope this case is not the case of another set of zealots trying to fight for their god?

Shut-up! Deborah's act is foolishness and everybody knows it. She wasn't Innocent of the accusation hence, her death.
Start telling your pastors to preach again insulting Prophet Muhammad (S.A.W) this is not been a fanatic but to avoid more death in the future.
You insult my Dad and I slap you terribly hence, justice is served and even if you go to police station, the DPO can order another round of slap for you.

ThothHermes:
"Innocent young men"
I'm not surprised.

When you realize that all Muslims, regardless of what they say are in support of that heinous act, you will not be surprised.
All Muslims will kill Christians the first chance they get. It's a wiring they have to hate Christians. Blasphemy is just an excuse.

The only language they understand is violence. Israel understands this and speaks it to them everyday.
They are the ones running to the UN for help and crying for a two-state solution.
Nigerian Christians must learn to speak this language else it happen again and the cycle of lamentation will continue?
How do you defend a murder that is on video if you are not the Devil?

Keep been America to Ukraine..
Keep cheering your brothers on, let them continue to insult other people faith and prophets.
You can never see Muslim insult Jesus because they know who he is and his position among the prophets.
Yes the jungle justice is a condeminable act, likewise what she did is also a condeminable act. For betterment of tomorrow, Christians are also enjoin to publicly condemn insulting other prophets.

This man! At last you're caught. I wish they can gather all the evidence enough to convict him. Let me see how thorough EFCC is and whether they can trace his looting to one of his multibillion naira proxy investment.

Mokason288:

Daddy freeze May Thunder Fire you and that boy that doesn’t look like you...

You have audacity to insult Pastors old enough to be your father

A girl was killed in Sokoto few days ago and you became suddenly deaf and dumb.

Are you a pastor or a pained shepherd..
Why include the innocent boy? Gullible follower, brainwashed hypocrite. Adamu Garba.

Nawa o! See as jambito plenty for nairaland. I might have gotten into argument with some of them without knowing. Hmmmmm!

Topzee109:
I'm not justifng her killing, I'm only telling the hypocricy of Christians when their brothers commit crime

The more they fail to caution people like Deborah, the more untimely death in such circumstance will still occur.
The hypocrisy in Christianity is just too exposed ne, just like Ukraine-Russian war. I was watching Laliga and on the corner of the screen was, "Stop the invasion ".

lawrenzooo:
Probably Jesus Navas of mancity

No, she meant Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
This is typical example of what goes on in the Muslim world and terrorism tag by the west because of oil which most other African religion especially the Christians fail to decipher. The more Christians show and preach hate on social media, the more Muslims will become extreme and radicalised.

Angelfrost:
What exactly has her religion got to do with this murder case?!!

Did she kill because her mythical god was insulted or the prophet blasphemed?!!

What is wrong with you people na?!! Why the whataboutism?!! Are you trying to make light of what happened in Sokoto?!

Murder happens everywhere in the world... But, do you know what it means for a secular nation like Nigeria to have cases of people murdering people in the name of religion?! Do you have any idea?!!

Nigeria is a secular state but Sokoto is not. The moment we start preaching tolerance, everybody will live side by side.
If you as an atheist or a Christian respect my God and my faith, their will never be a problem.
All this 'Religion of piss!' 'Religion of piss!!' That liter everywhere on social media space whenever their is incidence like this will not solve our problem. If she respect the religion of her host, she might probably be alive today, but the social media and the church teach her to hate and disrespect other people's faith.

bigjackass:
Some benue girls dey fine anyhow

Maybe just 20% of them ... Though, that depend on you understanding the features of been called beautiful.

ImmaculateJOE:
Benue girls and olosho are like 5&6.

Na TIV girls .... from their names

Asswipemod:
Oh, are you trying to locate me? I will so much wipe all of una out. Am I the one who is gullible or you and your ilk who kill for nothing but intolerance, jealousy, inferiority complex, envy and sheer wickedness?

Zero sense...

Caseless:

he'd understand he hasn't been able to destroy Sanusi

That's old picture.

olu77:
Sir, I'm sorry for been so childish. I realised I m stupid and wrong.
Thanks for waking me up.
Regards.

No wahala..
I promise not read your reply but since it was a remorse reply, I would say thank God for finally having sense.

olu77:
What about respecting people's freedom of expression brainwashed religious bigot

I have always say this, if I was a female, I will hardly choose a wrong man. The best place to know a man ability and how he can carve a good future for himself and family lies in his social media handle and forum moniker.
Just give me your moniker to forums and in two days, I will tell how dump or smart you're.
You're so dump for calling what can cost a life 'freedom of expression'.
Please where is the sense in your post?

Lasisieniola77:
the second job description is to monitor the social media of brands like how their advert is doing maybe their traffic on their social media due to the paid ads.

Bro! Visit Upwork and search Google Ads before you continue reading my answer to your question.
Those that are advising you otherwise don't have any knowledge about the job description in the second company. NYSC is not a scheme design for graduates to make money, its design to carve out a career path for yourself.
Currently taking a course on content creation, Google Ads and other stuffs. If they're not going to pay you in the second company, pay them for you to stay and learn.
Attached picture is one of the slides in the training.