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May he be found in Jesus Name

Northern Cyprus nko...

Kukutente23:
So Tinubu don dey loot

Like Lagos like Abuja

You no dey read... Abi you be illiterate.

virginboy1:


AFCON never go far. Tickets just dey burst anyhow for this early 2024.
nawa ooo, everywhere red!!!.... Na Nigeria own self pepper me pass.

its like small teams too no wan gree for anybody.


Last Last betting na luck...who carry am for head like gala...dey do his or herself

Leave betting this year. It's a life destroyer

TruthsFM:
Source: Radio Reporter NG

I like the following.

Nigeria Info
Top Radio because of Godwin Enakhena sport Program.
And brilla Fm

Las las everyone go dey alright.

President Bola Tinubu’s administration has directed that all ministries, departments, and agencies fully funded by the federal government remit 100 per cent of their revenues into a Sub-Recurrent Account, a sub-component of the Consolidated Revenue Fund (CRF), where the federal government will now receive and consolidate its revenue earnings.

This directive, issued in a December 28 circular by the Finance Ministry and publicised on Tuesday, effectively closes the single treasury account operated under the erstwhile Muhammadu Buhari administration.

It is the latest of the federal cabinet’s move to “improve revenue generation, fiscal discipline, accountability and transparency” in resource management and waste prevention under Bola Tinubu’s nascent presidency.


“All Ministries, Departments and Agencies (MDAS) that are fully funded through the annual federal government budget (receiving personnel, overhead and capital allocation) and on the schedule of Fiscal Responsibility Act, 2007 and any addition by the Federal Ministry of Finance should remit one hundred per cent of their Internally Generated Revenue (IGR) to the Sub-Recurrent Account, which is a Sub-component of the Consolidated Revenue Fund (CRF),” the directive read.

“Agencies and departments that are partly funded by the federal government – having budgetary allocations for capital or overhead expenditures – are expected to remit 50 per cent of their gross revenue while statutory revenue like “tender fees, contractor’s registration, sales of government assets, etc should be remitted one 100 per cent to the sub-recurrent account,” it added.

Agencies not funded by the federal government are also expected to remit 50 per cent of their generated revenues.

“For the avoidance of doubt, the Office of the Accountant-General of the Federation shall open new TSA Sub-Accounts for all Federal Government Agencies/Parastatals listed on the schedule of Fiscal Responsibility Act, 2007 and any additions by the Federal Ministry of Finance, except where expressly exempted.

“The new account opened for Agencies/Parastatal shall be credited with inflows in the old revenue-collecting accounts based on the new policy implementation of 50 per cent auto deduction in line with Finance Act, 2020 and Finance Circular, 2021, 50per cent cost to revenue ratio,” it added.

It's January 1st, I can't wait to listen to my president, our president because his speech carries hope and assurance of a prosperous Nigeria.

God bless Asiwaju Tinubu
God bless Sane Nigerians
God bless our country, Nigeria

seunmsg:
Why are you harassing my handle all over the place? Am I your employer? If you’re broke, go to the cooperative of your agency and borrow money or better still, open a thread to beg for money.

Federal workers have been receiving their salaries since yesterday night. If you’ve not gotten yours, your bank is the problem and not me. Abeg, stop mentioning me to any of your financial problems again.

Gbam. A swear, you be werey . See as you finish the poor guy.

highyo:
WILL ONLY FUNCTION FOR 2YEARS, AFTER WHICH AGBERO WILL TAKE OVER OR PROBABLY TURN IT INTO A BEAR PALOUR
WHAT WE LACK HERE IN NIGERIA IS MENTAINANCE.

MENTAINANCE.

BoldBrainz:
Not even 8.30am yet and the entire nairaland front page is littered with bad news.

You be werey I swear.

easzypeaszy:
Dey shld come to the aid of Lagosian livin around Ogun state
Alagbado, Lambe, Oke Aro, Aro Lambo e.t.c

You seem to stay in that area. Do you know idi osan

What a great man,I met this great man one one around 1987 in dosumu Lagos island, when everyone around we're shouting and praising,,,ajala travelled all over the world,,, I was humbled by the humility of this courageous gentle man,, couldn't believe then that he was actually the great man that did that, rest on great man,,,, legend,,

Racoon:
Person wey no get traceable genealogy, with multiple inconsistent dates of birth, no childhood (that he has to steal Donald Duke's childhood picture for him) is the one ironically going to launch such a noble scheme? What a nation. Emilokan criminality is a big dent on this nation.

Wailing no dey tire you?? Everybody don move on, you still dey here

*In Yorubaland, money has never been foremost in Yoruba value system*

*In our value system money is number six*

*What are the first five you may ask?*

1. The first is làákà’yè - The application of knowledge, wisdom & understanding... (Ogbón and ìmò òye)

2. The second is Ìwà Omolúàbí - (integrity) Someone with integrity is a man/woman of their words.

If you have all the wealth in the world but lack integrity, you are not worth a thing. Integrity is combined with iwa, (character) which we regard as Omolúàbí.

3. The third is Akínkanjú or Akin - (Valour).

That is why Balóguns is second-in-command to the leaders in Yoruba land.

Balóguns are people that can lead them to war.

To lead with great courage in the face of danger, especially in battle.

Yoruba people have no respect for cowards.

4. The fourth is Anísélápá tí kìíse òle - (Having a visible means of livelihood).

A person must be identified with a visible means of livelihood that guarantees a lawful income or sustenance. His or her profession or job must be open and legally approved by society, and not through cheating or forcefulness.

5. The fifth is iyi - (Honour) Yoruba people place a premium on the gait with which individuals carry themselves and public reputation.

That is why Yorùbá people usually say when you set out to look for money and you meet honour on the way then you don't need the journey anymore, because if you get the money, you will still use it to buy honour.

6. The last in the Yorùbá value system is owó tàbí orò - (Money or wealth).

If putting money ahead of the other five, then you are nobody in Yoruba land.

frog12:
it's a bad idea to lift the ban on 43 items . dullards

Why... Can you explain pls

Nanorest:
Which location and what was the requirement

Newcastle

FaithfulGod4me:
Please what is the pay like?

Make sense... £12.71... night shift

gmacnoms:
Abeg wey that person wey Dey recommend Amazon warehouse for here. Make e come out. I wan take am personal with am.

E want make I Dey bed ridden at 40?

No try that kind thing for here again Abeg 🤣🤣🤣

I don order Uber Dey go house go sleep

I don start am currently... the job no be here o. Standing up for over 10hrs. Shit

Kyase:
Both lindelof and dalot are ass


I miss varane and wanbissaka

Same bissaka, Una supporters dey blame everytime.

wallg123:
Oga reorganise your question. Do you mean his Right to work document/ residents permit? Or Nigerian passport? If it’s a job in the UK then it doesn’t matter the status of his Nigerian passport. What matter is his right to work in the UK/ Residents Permit

Sorry jare... his right to work is fine, biometric card and share code/residence permit/visa is okay.... the only issue is the international passport which expired In August 2023 and he has made a renewal application slated for November 2023.
She has mailed the passport renewal application and the expired international passport to this employer but wants to be sure if it's fine..


Thanks

Good morning house,
Urgent.
A friend just got a new job before his passport renewal time of Nov 21.

Now he wants to know if the old expired passport can be used in data screening for the new job and if Not, what other documents can be sufficed in place of the expired passport.
N.B. Right to work/Residence Permit, Sharecode, Visa/BRP are all fine...
Any advice from people with similar experience will be appreciated.

Thanks.

Righthussle:
Leave all that plenty grammar. Church na business. The boy must inherit his father's business. I no blame them. Na the fools wey dey work hard for money carry go give pulpit bandits to chop in the name of giving to God na them I dey pity. I don free my mother from the foolishness of thinking these thieves work for whoever made the universe.


Shishi pulpits bandits no go see from me and my family again.

Any god that needs money should use his power to collect it from CBN or IMF or better still sit down and create money for himself. I don't have shishi to give to any god through anybody.

You dey para ooo

MrAgbako:
bro nothing like juju or anything. Drug is fueling those hooligans like Sam Larry.
Those people take too much drugs. Look at olamide that said he doesn't do drugs but just cigarettes. Look at how fresh he looks. Look at those ones that do drugs even with their fat bank account still look sick and malnourished. I no wan mentions names. Drugs addiction is a huge problem. We have to admit that

Example wizzy

Agege... a notorious place.

OBA2503:
There's one love story I want to share.
This guy was a popular ex-Nigerian footballer.
We used to live in an estate in Lagos which had one of these division one bank clubs back then in the area.
The guy na top striker that was seeing a beautiful, buxom secondary school babe.
The babe's dad was one igbo man that had four daughters.
Mehn! Those girls fine sha....and the papa was always brandishing cutlass at any slightest provocation.
Everyone knew you had to steer clear of the man and thread around with the daughters cautiously.
Fortunately or unfortunately, those girls sef wan spoil.
As an aspiring footballer myself in the feeder team, the guy na like my hero cos hat-trick na like normal stuff on training day.
One day, we were talking and he was describing the lady to me. I told him the lady's father na kolomental o.
Instead, he was insistent on me acting as the inside spy.
That was how I became the link man. Each time, they wanted to meet, as the small boy neighbour nah, I will innocently go to their house to play with the younger ones who were my mates and tell the lady, top striker was around.
She will sneak through the back door as I waited in the house watching the fathers every movement.
Once the man starts taking head count and calling out for her name, I will immediately leave the house and blow the alarm for the two lovers at their meeting point.
To cut the long story short, top striker fire baby belle o but shortly after he signed a lucrative contract with one of the five big football clubs in Ukraine and travelled out. Na so story change.
The day the father knew she was pregnant, all hell broke loose. Literally, there was pandemonium in my neighbours house, it was maximum chaos. Everybody was brutalised from mother to the last child.
Nobody was allowed to visit their house again. The remaining children were under house arrest.....LOL!
As belle was growing, na so the man dey paranoid cos the lady kept telling the father the man responsible for the pregnancy was out of the country. This repeated statement kept bursting the man's head as he did not believe and was threatening to carve out the unborn baby from the girls stomach.
Come December, top striker was given opportunity to travel back to Nigeria for Xmas. It still remains the best Xmas of my younger days.
Meanwhile, myself and top striker were in constant communication. He called me to meet him up at the airport with one of his friends. As we left the airport, we went to Apapa to buy a brand new Mercedes benz car. We branched some grocery supermarket, loaded the two vehicles with goodies and headed to Papa-Mazi iweka's house (not real name).
That was the first time I saw papa iweka smile. I was loaded with cash throughout that period. We run Lagos that time.
Today, top striker and lady are happily married with three boys and one of the boys have been tipped to break into one of the mid table clubs currently playing in the Premier league.
Apologies for the long read. Hope you enjoyed it. na true story o. Drop your comments.....

This your story na Aghahowa

iammo:
Zulum or Shetima one of them must represent NorthEast... Because NorthEast also want to be President.. NorthEast, SouthEast and NorthCentral

That's what am saying...power is going to the North after Asiwaju 8yrs

iammo:





Wike, El Rufai... Those guys have their eyes on 2027

Wike would grow his fan base in North through FCT and contesting in 2027 so by 2031 when Tinubu retires he takes the clean shot,

Wike intentionally lobbied for FCT Minister, so that he can show his capacity on a National scale




.

Who votes for El Rufai after every eye don open. Funny that you didn't mention a man like zulum who has a national appeal, Ribadu or even the current vice president.

Or you don't know that his ministerial rejection is to cripple him further in politics.

The Great Asiwaju himself.... Asiwaju is breeding one this guys to succeed him

9ja Politics 101

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