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As usual, na dem dem.....They dont dissapoint. by their names, you already know what they are capable of doing. Anyways, my people if you are not suprised, hit likes....if you presume who the culprits will be by only seeing the headline even before reading, hit share.

Zonefree:
Omo, snake threads just dey waste ever since they relieved Lala of his job. I missed that comrade.

I noticed too. when them sack am. Abi e don Japan

VawuIenceProMax:
I remembered when I single handedly brought Idris , tony tetula and black face to my school. Omo that Idris big yansh dancer still dey my head. Idris na werey sha.

Wetin the guy do. Gist us

ednut1:
Nigeria is a crazy place with crazy people . There is a bank that trains graduate trainees for 3 or 4 months. After the training other banks came to offer the staff bigger pay. Is that fair on the bank They were the first to introduce 2m naira bond that year. Don’t know the current amount.

Also in Nigeria, many employees in manufacturing settings steal raw materials like flour, chemicals, fuel, company assets etc. in Nigeria the cure for madness is more madness i dont blame those companies. Until you have run a business before you can understand their plight o.

access bank i guess

No. i havent seen her.

mkoabiola:
Celebrating and commissioning fly over and bridges in this modern day.

Hian

Building bridges to embezzle funds

una problems too many. if he doesnt build una go talk, if he builds, una go wail. i wonder what you will say about govenors who did nothing for 8yrs. well, its an opportunity for you to wail. happy wailing.

richmondefosa:
How do I help you sir?

What information do you need? That's the only help I can give. The right information to guide you.

am a 2;2 fresh graduate of geology. 26yrs. what can i apply for in stanbic. i really wanna be part of the wonderful and diverse workplace like stanbic

Thanks

dupyshoo:
I totally agree with your comments. Aside from straight PR and bigger space in some provinces, I won't pick Canada ahead of UK. UK beats Canada in most other areas. Healthcare is even worse there. Tax are higher in most of the provinces, should we talk about mobile phone contracts, insurance etc. What about the extreme cold weather? UK is boring, Canada is worse. Different strokes for different folks.

Laslas, we will all be fine.

UK Pros:
1) UK weather is better.
2) you have more value for money in the UK malls
3) The UK has more architectural beauty
4) There are more Nigerians in the UK
5) You get more vacation time in the UK
6) The UK is more central and nearer to other countries including Nigeria
7) The currency is higher in the UK
8 ) You don't have to worry about drastic changes in policies and laws when you move from one city to another (except you're moving countries)
9) The English language is enough to take you everywhere in England and Ireland
11) Arguably, the UK has more jobs
12) There's a better sense of community in the UK
13) The UK has one standard timezone, so you don't have to worry about time difference while traveling across the country.



UK Cons:
1) The UK is tiny compared to Canada. This includes the roads, the houses, etc. Everything just looks small to you the moment you move from Canada to the UK.
2) The UK is more traditional/formal. Things like the school you finished from, the social class of your parents, etc. matter more in the UK. In fact, I find the classism really disturbing.


Canada Pros:
1) Salaries are higher in Canada
2) Transition to citizenship is easier in Canada
3) Canada gives you access to the US economy (you can easily work for US firms as a Canadian PR and you can drive across the border to buy things at cheaper rate if you have your visa)
4 ) It is bilingual. The French culture is strong in Canada. You might end up learning French depending on where you live. Otherwise, you'd surely explore the rich culture.
5) Canada is a hybrid country. You get the typical American lifestyle in places like Toronto (tall class buildings, condos, long tarred roads, etc) and the typical European lifestyle in places like Québec City (Chateaux, gothic architecture, European culinary styles, etc.)


Canada Cons:
1) Canada is literally frozen in winter
2) Canada is arguably more expensive
3) The cities are more futuristic and not as beautiful as the classical ones in the UK
4) If not for immigration, Canada, just like the US, generally doesn't really have a very rich culture
5) Population is very low and the country is more laid back
6) If you move from a big city like Lagos, you'd likely get bored in many Canadian cities
7) Due to the size, the country spans across multiple timezones and could be many hours behind Nigeria.


It's really about lifestyle and what works for people.

hustla:
Took 1 week plus. £ came in some days after the message that a successful switch had been completed was sent to me

.. Yes, I lodged the whole £1,250 and just left it there. Checked the app once in a while though (very nice UI)

Within how many days did you leave the £1250

That's their problem, anyhow they want it, it's okay. If they like they should ignore it. Next Case Please.

Any development. Was the girl eventually found

If this development will be in the interest of the country.... Then it's a good one. No man is bigger than the Nation

AgentXxx:
Very easy, type switch to Natwest on Google, you will be directed to their website to open an account which before you finish with documentation, you will be ask to put in the bank you are switching from, sort code and some details. So you will need to transfer 1,250£ into the account and open the bank App “, Full switch takes about 10 working days but before then you can use the account. They will move every info to your Natwest from you previous account on or before the 10th day. Within five days after that, you get your 200£ gidigba 😁

200 Pounds for grabs. Pls can I download their app and open the account their

koonbey:
No o!

You're on the wrong page. You've selected that you have an existing NatWest account.

You need to select that you want to open a new account and switch in from another bank. On the first or second page.

Pls can you gimme the load down on this NatWest bonus. Thanks

AgentXxx:
Yes 200£ to switch to Natwest

Thanks brother. I am interested but How do one switch... Is it by downloading the app and registering

alyarmouk:
Spent over 1 month in DSS custody in Ikoyi. I nearly run mad. Only me in the room o...being served choice meal, access to medical care daily(if need be). Top notch treatment, but I nearly run mad.

I prefer dey flog me daily for 3 weeks than being in that isolation for that long. Yet nobody dare lay a finger on you.
They are the best in Africa.....yet........

I nearly run mad.

Why.... Shed more light pls

AgentXxx:
You can’t eat your cake and have it. You have to choose one. Person like me no care about Credit score because I no Dey plan mortgage anytime soon. Have been switching like kilode 😎those 200£ and 175£ na him be the koko

Abeg is there any bonus for switching accounts.

Ceenachi:
NANS are you guys okey at all.. Were was you guys during 8 Month plus strike...

I guess they have given you small change that's why you have the energy to talk..

Next strike will be 2years

This goes to ascertain that you are on your own in this already failed mission and anyone who tries anything funny will be treated as an enemy of the state. Know that, Know Peace

MrBrownJay1:
she is ASSUMING that this is the reason he never called back...

but if you went to pee and forgot to flush, i can somehow take it but if you A) went to shiit during a 1st date at a dude's house and B) you didnt flush...then something is seriously wrong with you.

BTW in many countries in South America, when you go to the toilet and clean your nyansh with toilet paper, you are not suppose to throw the dirty paper in the toilet bowl (due to bad plumbing) and instead, to throw the paper in a dustbin next to the toilet. i HATE THIS DISGUSTING SHIT and even if i tell people to throw the paper in the bowl, i always see the dustbin filled with shitty toilet paper AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
***spit on floor***

Same with me. I always hate that feeling of not flushing the used tissue paper but instead been thrown into a dustbin

mercysticks:
I applied online sometime in January
Wrote Assessments in February 2 different assessment.

Thanks

mercysticks:
Did an Interview today for GT role with Stanbic IBTC. I am hopeful I progress to the next step.

Hi. Pls how did you apply. Thanks

richmondefosa:
Hello great people.

Good morning. It's been a while. Trust you're all doing well?

There has been a break in transmission from my end. I have been really busy. I changed roles from core branch Banking operations to IT.

What this means is that I have moved back to the Head office.
It's been a whole new experience and I'm still settling in.

However, we still have good news coming in from nairalanders on their recruitment updates.

We still have vacancies o.
Tailor your CV to fit the roles and shoot. Don't stop applying.

https://www.standardbank.com/sbg/standard-bank-group/careers/apply/jobs/view-all-jobs

That's the link to the career portal.

I wish ya'll the best.

If you have questions, pease drop them here and I'll answer to the best of my knowledge.

Hi brother. Good to hear from you. For a fresh graduate of 26 yrs. 2:2. What would you advise... Is it to go through the graduate trainee... ET or expert hire. Thanks

Man of the people

APC... giving them back2back Everywhere.
My message to Cross Riverian is that Affliction shall never rise again... #NewEra

Sanwo... Na man you be. 4+4... Continue the good work sir

Seyiemath:
All the smelling Yorubas are from Lagos, even the ones that lives in huts and shanties in Osogbo, Ijebu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lagos is a slum, over rated gutter.

I am Yoruba, just incase you want to quote me, We yorubas are highly stupid

Starting from your father if you are truly one

youngsahito:
This guy is taking too much and he needs his mouth to shut for him. Let him not forget that his father thugs are not in USA to protect him. He go soon collect wotowoto; Aje!!!

You wan go beat for US. Deportation and Problems will be your lot.

This woman should go and sit down abeg. Always in the news to chase useless clout.

COdeGenesis:
What people fail to realize is that we are towing a dangerous path of ethnic hatred. Tribes that were once living peaceful n cordially are beginning to exhibit hatred towards each other. It won't be long before this turn into a full tribal war. The growing hatred between the Yorubas and Igbos calls for caution. It will degenerate to a point that it will be difficult to control and the consequences will be great. By that time I and my family will be in UK or Canada watching and sympathizing with you guys

Yorubas are not interested in who governs Imo, Enugu, Abia, Ebonyi or Anambra, Igbos too should not try to determine who governs Yoruba land, if not, they will continue to see this things.

If they try anything funny in Lagos. They will have themselves to blame. The best they can do is to leave the southwest

MC you have spoken well. It should be a warning to them. A foreigner can't decide for the host.

Going forward, it's imperative that guests and aliens especially the non yorubas that reside in Lagos must know their place and NEVER claim the state as NO MAN'S LAND again.

Anyone of them not comfortable with the election is free to leave atleast it will create employment opportunities for our Yoruba graduates just like Brexit in the UK.

This failure is already wailing before is impending defeat is announced. He thinks he can suddenly show up and ride on a horse he never knew how it came by. Ode