₦airaland Forum

easytig:
1.9milla for an eighteen years old naija used econobox,ac no even dey work,no be say pesin go buy new compressor sef ,d ac go still mess up,una just wan sell una problem at all cost to another pesin.na real wa On top dis una overhyped corolla

thesolutions:
Why give yourself so much work.
The full form of Ma is Madam, so the full form of Sir is Sirdam. As easy as ABC.

judedwriter:
Those were the days we waited for NTA to open at 4pm!

MufasaLion:
Damn!!!

"Poverty-inspired wedding" really got me laughing hard, man.

Rice and boiled egg at a wedding? WTF?

Fadelex:
They do, but they only accept Waec and not Neco

Conwarden:
Pissed only

My friend, run am street.

If he is on rent, why has his house not been mysteriously burgled and everything within destroyed

If he is a houseowner, why has his place not mysteriously caught fire overnight

If he has a car, why has it not mysteriously burnt down overnight

If employed, why has his employer not heard about this

If a biz owner, why has the premises not been burgled mysteriously

While cooling in police detention, why no arrangement with his cell mates to panel beat him on a daily


Hope you know he will likely get bail. What physical arrangements are you making for him

Oga, when you finish pissing, try zip up . . . enter street . . . and do the needful.



Meanwhile . . .





Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters!

xynerise:
Na microfinance Bank?

madridsta007:
It is a dog-eat-dog society for the Blacks in the West.
Eaten by their fellow Blacks.

My advice to Nigerians who go abroad is: As much as possible, live a quiet, non-flashy, very simple life. Avoiding your fellow Nigerians is practically impossible. So do not live a flashy, loud life; do not throw your success in their face; do not attend every party and event you go to. Be "controversial". Do not form or join a click. This is hard as this is so unNigerian, but this will get you out of a lot of trouble. Blacks, especially Nigerians, can be so jealous and wouldnt fail to set you up if they have the chance.

olamidedivotee:
2 Thessalonians 3:10, James 4:8

CALCULUS16:
She has been found.

olamidedivotee:
It's very necessary, don't forget the Bible says heaven help those who help themselves.


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Crixxx:
I remember how yorubas were gloating on the killings going on in the east called them Afghaneastern while claiming to be the mose peaceful region in Nigeria even after being told it's going on in every part of Nigeria and it's only a matter of time.

Moral lesson: do not gloat over the misfortune of others because it will surely get to you and even worse. When a part of a house is in flames it's only a matter of time before it spreads to other parts.

Mattwillz:
make i laff you small...abi you don't knw nairaland is for free?...dnt be a hypocrite pls