₦airaland Forum

pickatyou:
The boss is about to be out.

Welcome back.

Haters gonna hate
Same way
Potatoes gonna potate.

slimfit1:
Only animals think like you sir monkeys precisely.

Kylekent59:
It is not possible to jump out of a helicopter when it's about to crash else you get cut into halve by its fan blade.

Embrace for impact is the only way to survive.

NwaAmaikpe:



It is no secret.
Just like he did with the emotions of the females who really cared, he also toyed with the intelligence of his music partners.
Major reason Burna Boy turned down the offer to join DKM/DB records.

Dapo was not fair to Bankulli.
He wasn't appreciative of Michael.
He wasn't even fair to Casper,
.... not only did he bite this finger that fed him, he also chewed the scrotum that birthed him.

Sad that Don Jazzy did not notice the treachery in him quick enough.
Kanye did, Big Sean did too. But they were smarter.
They ensured he had burnt all of his bridges, altered his style for them before they tossed him into the sea of oblivion.

A sea he would have perpetually remained in until the pity from his son's death and subsequent fraternity with Tuface Idibia brought him some little recognition once again.

Life's greatest moral remains;
"No matter where you go to, remember the road that will bring you home and who took you there."
D'Banj doesn't know this, but I do.
And that's why somehow I always find a way to come home to Nairaland.

Nicklaus619:
Funny story, sometimes in 2014, during Xmas period then I was keeping Afro hair style, police men Came to the field where we are training, and one particular policeman pointed at me and called me out and labeled me an internet fraudster, that he is suspecting the kind on hair I am keeping,
He was like "na so those yahoo boys they resemble "
I was confused and before I could say jack they handcuffed me to their patrol vehicle and started flogging me, they claimed I responded rudely to them, to worsen the whole issue, my bae was their present, she threw her self on the ground and was crying and pleading that I should be released but they refused, all my team mates and our then couch had to empty their pocket to give the corrupt policemen 10k before they released me after holding me in chain for 5 long hours. I went home bruised and aching all over my body as if I was emasculated by Anthony Joshua .. I marked the police man face at that point and started plotting my graph on how to pay him back in his own coin. About 2 months on, I saw the idiot walking alone in the evening in my HUD, from the look of things, he was looking tipsy,
And he was holding an ak 47, me and the guys rushed him and efe my very stubborn soldier friend disarm him like a pro , the idiot was on uniform, but I took my own pound of flesh that day, the full area gave him general beating like someone that stole iphone 11 in computer village. , the guy almost died, we had to rush him to his police division and gve the rifle to his dpo and told him that the guy was drunk and had an accident on his bike, the dpo thanked us and assured us that he will be dealt with when he is suber, since then baba find transfer run commot for the division

Kennyswagz2:
when did that nonsense happen?

Kennyswagz2:
As far as they are igbo shops, I don't care

fatymore:
I just need 5percent to fund my mum business..

Oluwa bless me

omenka:
Mynd44, Seun, Obinoscopy, Lalasticlala. I've reported this comment and a couple other comments insulting my person in violation of the rules yet no punitive action has been taken on the offenders.

Has nairaland rules become selectively applicable?

SalamRushdie:
He died after spending 11 days in dilapidated UCH hospital in Nigeria while his fake deceptive friend is currently in the UK enjoying first class health care after budgeting a paltry 49 billion for health care while budgeting a whooping 180 billion Naira for Herdsmen cattle ... No supporter of Bad governance will escape the consequences of bad governance.

DonKafra:
My brother hustle oo

AwkaetitiBabe:
Igbo Amaka

DonBenny77:
Abi, there will be repercussions

kestolove95:
And she dint bother to kip d puzzy and breast behind. Wat a wasted puzzy

Mariangeles:
You're a sick sick sicko!
Paedophilic animal!