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My crush fa! Jazzy no serious, better move on, or I go crush you.

This Real Sociedad come be like Man U still dey Champions League o. Kai my club don suffer.

ayenale1:
But at least the stress will kill emotions masturbation brings...masturbation comes with idleness of the mind so the mind needs to be fully occupied and this can be brought about by stress or let's say working tirelessly from 7am to 9pm if this can be for a year the person is good to go.

Okay ooo

ayenale1:
When the body is stressed up, the mastubator won't have time to think about anything Bleep cos masturbating is a thing of the mind, once the mind is preoccupied and the body is stressed up, my brother masturbation will be a thing of the past.

And am telling you stress is a killer. It's better you masturbate than undergo stress

Arsenal's performance isn't shocking, what is more shocking is, Arsenal fans turn up to watch these matches week in week out, expecting differently.

This question tough o.
It's hard to say it's cheating. For me it's not. Please you get any free browsing code?

Most of these lot are responsible for corrupting this country, now they look to other alternatives, so that when they completely done milking this country theyll finally be done with it.

A very insignificant "revelation".

Any news wey get "To" inside na scam, e no go materialize

It's not a matter of explaining. The fraud should be investigated.

UndauntedYOCA:
Melasma, hyperpigmentation, acne, backne and the likes can be annoying. Just like I did on the thread of the guy who talked.about eczema, I'll leave my skincare routine since I have suffered in the past from both (currently healing)
*Cleanse (oil cleanse or soap cleanse). I use neem oil whenever I want to oil cleanse my face or soap that contains salicylic acid (salicylic acid is superb for acne on the face). I use black soap that contains salicylic acid as well on days I decide to soap cleanse.
* Have my bath with black soap (specially prepared).
* I apply toner on my face (this helps fade dark spots)
* I spray some rosewater (very refreshing on the face, I also find it therapeutic and nerve relieving). I forgot to add this on that eczema thread.
* I then apply an eye cream.
* Next comes my moisturizer which is made of mango butter and Shea butter mixed with some things. You can opt for Nivea moisturising lotion or Cerave moisturising lotion (this particular lotion costs between 10-13k depending on where you're getting it from).
* Then comes my vitamin c serum/oil.
* Last is my tea tree oil, I use this to spot treat the pimples or what have you on my face.
After you've done all of these, use SPF 30, this helps protect your skin against UV rays, use it at least twice daily, you do not have to use at night since there isn't any sun.
Ensure whatever soap you use contains niacinamide, otherwise known as vitamin B3 (not the one you lick). AHA gotten from fruits, Salicylic acid, I would have listed more but these are the most important. Avoid soaps and creams that contain fragrances if you can.
HYDRATE, HYDRATE AND HYDRATE! I drink at least 2 litres of water a day which isn't even enough! If you also do water therapy for about a month, you'll be glad you did.
I use things that contain activated charcoal as well. I apply face masks twice a week and face scrubs once or twice a month. Do not over scrub your face.
I detoxify from time to time. I drink aloe Vera water (peel your aloe Vera) drop the gel in a mug or bottle with lid, pour in your water and leave for some hours or a day and drink, I can drink this everyday if I had enough aloe plants. Your soap and cream can also contain aloe Vera gel. I also just rub the gel on my face and wash off after some minutes.
Another way I detoxify is by drinking herbs and roots. Take your green tea, put in a pot, cut in your garlic, ginger, turmeric (turmeric is optional), cut in lemon grass, guy in lemon or lime and bring to boil for some minutes. Pour the water in a cup and add honey (optional), drink anytime you want, this also help blast belly fat and you might lose weight (not necessarily).
I have been doing this for a while, my eczema is gone although it might come back (since it is said eczema can not be completely treated) but it'll also heal. My acne is reducing and scars are fading.
You have to be patient as this might take a while.
Ketoconazol pill with bisham ampiclox for 10 days will also help (please consult your doctor, do not go for this till you have consulted a doctor/dermatologist as I am not a medical practitioner).
Accutane cream and pill are also effective but accutane pill goes for at least 5k and it has just 10 pills.
Try this regimen for 2 months, patience is key here because if you aren't patient, you might try this for 2 weeks, not see a difference then try another and then another and you may never get a lasting solution because you're trying different things for a short while. Some products take long to work.
Bonne chance.

Una tutorials de always dey complex. I no even know the name of some of these things�

The best way is to prevent the acne.
The spots clear out with time without applying anything, sometimes a very long time o. Several months.
The more acne you get, the more spots that results.
So if you are frequently having acne, it means before the several months elapse, old spots are clearing, but new ones will show up. So preventing acne is a viable solution.
Very important, do not pick your pimples, especially when e never ripe. This one is automatic spot. If u must do so, make sure it is ripe before picking it.

For me an exfoliating soap works for me. I have less acne when I use them. I have not really been lucky with all these honey and lemon therapies, maybe am not been too patient but exfoliating soap reduces my acne.
Sometimes I apply Funbact A directly to the spots like 3 times a week.
If you are using a bleaching cream, it bleaches the skin and leaves the spots rather noticeable, so u may wanna stay off a bleaching cream.
But in all, skins vary, some people's spots fade away quickly while some takes time. You can apply different methods and find the one that suites you. But no too overapply things before your face burn o

Makanjuola89:
Apply semen on the spot three times daily and thank me later.

Semen 3 times daily? Chai!
Where dem de sell semen?�����

ayenale1:
From experience, what can kill masturbation is to be stressed up, make sure you are stressed up all the time through working 7am to 7pm everyday e.g involve yourself in digging the ground, cutting logs of wood, working in block industry, riding bike from morning till night everyday...

You can't be trying to survive one thing and kill yourself with another.
Stress is worse for yourself than masturbation

Your guilt has made you innocent.
It'll disappear with time and you won't know how you stopped.
Try the best you could to avoid been alone. Loneliness fuels thoughts of porn and masturbation.
If you stay alone, maybe you should consider having a roommate.
Then adopt the 3-minute bathroom rule.

Rohr is doing a pretty good job.

Person no go "Rest in Peace" again

Rough play

Meet Mike the Headless Chicken, who lived for 18months after been beheaded.

Me that is planning to propose to Rihanna

If you didnt know the origin of the word "scapegoat", today you have.

Abeegi!!

A TRAINED rat is awarded for detecting mines.

The UNTRAINED rats in my house are been ignored for detecting poisons and traps.

Joke or no joke I will be ashamed if I bore any ties with that lady.

This is inspiring.
Am glad he'll no longer resolve things in the bloodier way, but the legal way.

One of the most horror shows ever. Even till date it gives me a certain chill. Just YouTube Willie Willie and you'll still be a bit scared.
What was special about Willie Willie is that it operated in the day time, unlike conventional horror movies, so even in the day time, as long as you were alone, you will still be scared.

Filthy

Less than a million samples tested?
Incredible!

With our population it'd take close to 20years to collect every sample.

To even begin to think that the Chief Law Officer of the Nation will descend so low to perpetuate this kind of affront on the law is baffling to say the least.

Those hits songs that made him Wizkid where you the songwriter he hired?

Wizkids international fame came as a result of his talent, otherwise he won't be getting a collabo from Drake in the first place.

No matter how many 'ifs' and 'buts', you count, Wizkid will always remain way up there, as King.

This post just reminds me how Chelsea fans will not accept United have been better in the premier league last season despite finishing above them in 3rd position.

Somebody(you don't know) posted an emotionally dicey situation for advice and you people come and post some one-sided, disparaging rubbish like you are a relationship experts. Even the worst type of expert will act at least professional, but now I understand you are not, and nothing close to one, so your opinions doesn't even matter.

I am not one myself but I know the problem with most nairalanders is that we are always "infected" by comments, especially negative comments, which negates our abilities to think in-depthly and make more informed opinions.
People just decide to flow with the tide here. You read a post and form an opinion based on majority opinions or the first thing that comes to your myopic mind.
Always give a second thought to every situation before concluding, perhaps that can inform a sound and objective reasoning or a decision with exceptions.

Now think about situations where the lady in question is your sister or a trusted friend, would you careless enough to advice her on the best decision for herself or call her a ho?

Or even as a man you see a woman that truly reflects what you want in a woman, would you stop desiring her because she is in a relationship? I know most guys will not mind.
But because it is a lady that has identified her dream, it is enough reason to blackmail her.


Many situations abound where the least you could do is remain sympathetic to a person who is sincere about her life's predicament and choices and seeks guidancee, than castigate and condemn someone you don't even know. We must always strike a connection with people that come and ask for opinions online. It shouldn't just be an online social media thing, always put yourself in a position of a fiduciary relationship with that person, play the role of an expert and try to help. This will elicit opinions from other experts which will lead to more opinions and counter opinions and in the end we all get to learn.

We must all learn to draw a line between relationship and marriage.
Relationship is not marriage.
In a relationship you are free to leave whoever doesn't meet your criteria of a lifetime partner for someone who does, but in marriage you are not. But even in marriage divorce is allowed on good grounds.
Maybe if premarital sex was not so much of an issue in our society today, a willing breakup will not be construed as an infidelity.

This doesn't call for condemnation people.
Y'all already acting like she has already left the old guy for the new one. If she had "lied" the old guy has bad qualities which should be enough to leave him, you people will still castigate and call her a ho and all.
This is story of someone been honest and sincere with the truth, and again her conscience tells her it is something heavy to take so she needs advice, not insults and condemnation.
Remember she didn't go hunting, she was hunted so the problem is not with her, but how much the new guy has turned her charm on in a way her old boyfriend hasn't, and the woman in you is simply reacting accordingly.

However before you make a decision, be sure you are at that sound age where you can really decide what you want.

Be certain you have never told the new guy the things you like about a man, he may be playing to your script, and if you haven't, take more time to understand him.

Be certain your affection for the new guy is not because of money.

I can recommend an expert who may have an answer to your predicament.

Aging is a thing of the mind o. Tell yourself you are eighteen and only your numbers will add not the way u look.