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Lalas247:
How much u have in your account
Do you have a beard .. I mean real one not fake one
Is it groomed?
Do you own a home?
Hope you work fulltime
How tall are you ?
Shoe size
How many bossy have u sucked
Do you have kids



If you pass this stage we go to stage 2.... proof

This is not responsible from you both. You can do that privately. The rules do not permit this.

Sermwell:
you are very funny oh. Even dogs, pigs, cows, sheep, ants etc can maintain a single line! smh.

Why is it paining you that I gave them credit?

There's a modicum of order about them. They maintained a line.

Yawa.
Am often disappointed when my girl doesn't recognize when I call with a strange number.
I don't even think about playing along, cos I know ladies hate that stuff. I make them know immediately.
A lady may be in love with you but it doesn't mean 24/7 she's intoxicated with you.
Atleast she was truthful to admit she has (I mean had) a boyfriend.
You just crossed the line bro. Maybe you just have to pretend-toast her again as another person, but for this one it's officially over.
What would you do if a girl called you and tried to woo you?

Apart from the fact that I see a severed body. Nothing else is accurate about this report.
The pictures look very old and very heinous crimes like this make rounds the next day.
Radio stations talk about it, people talk about it on their way to work, at work and way from work.
Am in Abuja yet this is the only place av heard this. Nobody talked about this in the commuter buses.
Except an eyewitness counters my opinion this report is either too old or a spoof.

Seek the advice of a professional counsellor.
Responses here won't help much.
With a counselor you get to communicate face to face, heart to heart. If possible your husband will be invited too.
Don't allow (especially unmarried) folks like us relate your situation with what we see in movies, hear from others but never really experienced and advice you therefrom.
Relationships are far distinct from marriages.
Not every situation applies to marriage.
If you can't find a counselor, look up book on marriage written by experts.
I loved my GF so much but was never ever able to give a convincing answer about marriage.

By Law he should be told the reason for his arrest.

Our so-called celebrities do not typify Africa and it's values.
From changing their accents, toning their skins, going shopping abroad and now Halloween.
The reason for hating Nigeria is clearly not bad governance, that's a facade. The real reason is because we are not Europe or America.

What is Alex even doing there?

Meaning there's no space for those who don't know anybody.

LOL no be small thing. Make I go release my own. Am attaching the logo to their car.

When we busy blaming PDP, APC for corruption, the real corruption is happening behind the veil.

Simply tell us your BF has a 2019 Range. That will do.

The Do-you-know-who-i-am? type.
If only he wasn't caught on TV.

Who can predict correctly when they are going to divorce?

Ladylite:
Stop being an hypocrite, there is soapy or in your words... Masturbation.

It has been known to quench it frequently for years even before you were born.

Even being broke but you have money for data means there is a lady out there for you.

Money is not for sex and sex is not always for money.

So get your head right and be an outgoing jovial person and you will find some girl either in your area or church or mosque or school to give a head and have sex with.

Don't make a topic like this, it's Hypocrisy.

You don't advice people by insulting them first.
BTW it's more hypocrisy to proffer masturbation as a solution.
It's like drinking Fanta but still been thirsty for Water.
Overall masturbation cooks up some bad, pervert sexual habits.
I subscribe more to your later advice.

I wish they were disconnected from all Networks. Glo needs to learn a lesson.

The Lion looks like Mufasa

This is a very noble move by SERAP but am afraid it may not see the light of the day. This practice is old and has been fashioned into a norm to say to challenge it's legality will prove almost abortive.
It happens even in our educational institutions as admission in some cases are based on "connections". In fact even at lower organizational levels, primordial sentiments pervades.
This act has become so everyday that sometimes letters are officially written to specific individuals of influence calling for names to fill given slots.
Whereas the beneficiaries of this evil act do not see the illegality in it, those yet to benefit are either working their ways to benefit or waiting and hoping for a change in government to get the opportunity to also "cut their cake".
It's just the order of the many ills in Nigeria.
I do hope however that SERAP draws the attention of relevant bodies enough to correct this anomaly.

NonFarmPayrol:
Under gej


The common man at least saw govt jobs

Nowadays it's for the elite strictly

Says who? This has been a common practice from time immemorial and it pervades even our educational institutions.
I hate it when people try to paint GEJ a saint. If GEJ did Nigeria good the facts would have been unmistakable glaring for all to see. The bloke failed woefully.

I dislike Reno, so I don't care, but I dislike Bobrisky more.

Never seen someone so lame and re-tarded.

Sink kwa! If all that money sought to be sunk is actually sunken for the real purpose be...
A good proportion of it usually sinks, sank and is undoubtedly sunken into the coffers of the you-know-whos.

Eyaa Blackface. Even Sky-B, Danfo Driver don make name pass u

AyodejiCharles:
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LillyVal:
Dear men,

Please your girlfriend should come first before football, or any other thing at all

A woman that stays with you, even make you happy by doing somethings, then boom football comes into play, y'all act like we ain't even there, see that thing u guys do is not good oh

Football will always be there, but the love of your life might not always be there, choose wisely guys

Love can take a break for 90mins abeg. We can't afford to miss live matches.
Ladies are now understanding so long as their bobo was really at the match and not some place else.
Una get luck say we Man U fans don reduce to watch ball

I sight you my G

Ijawwomaninoyo:
Mix Colgate Toothpaste (white) with Vaseline in a container and use every morning/evening.
Or Colgate Toothpaste with Egg white.

Thanks.

I'll give it a try. Hope it doesn't bleach?

How do I get rid of black spots?

LLoris was a complete shadow of himself.
A very untypical display.

oghenerobo91:
As much as I hate saying this, jungle justice might just be what we need for those caught in the act. No one is safe anymore, if its not one chance, then its kidnappings or robbery. I am tired self

Seriously, I don't feel sorry for them anymore especially those caught in the act.

The excuse that the 'country is hard' cannot justify the spate of criminal activities in this country.
You can't render inconsequential fellow Nigerians will and resolve to survive in these harsh climes by illicitly depriving them of their hard-earned earnings.
If you cannot learn to survive the legal way then you can as well willfully cease to exist pitiably through suicide.

But yet again for some miscreants, it is not about survival, it is greed, get rich quick syndrome and a penchant for wealth and sheer evil.
For people like these I don't feel sorry for them when jungle Justice is meted out on them especially when caught in the act.
To be fore warned is to be fore armed.
To the next criminals, be warned, you are next.
The law may not be quick to save you.

This is encouraging.
Imagine turning in the bad guys and getting tipped for it.