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HealthRe: Federal Government Lists 9 Places Where Smoking Is Prohibited by Mike008(m): 12:21am On Jun 18, 2017
Because many retards know smoking is "bad", they also think it can only be done in "bad" places.

What's makes a bar less a public place than the other places mentioned?

huh huh huh huh huh
CrimeRe: 4 Thieves Raid Shops In Abuja, Kill 2 Security Guards (Video) by Mike008(m): 7:35pm On May 31, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
Shocking

Please did the two security men that they killed eventually die?
tongue shocked
Hahahahahaha
This is so satirical!
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Man Kisses His Bride At Their Wedding As His Best Man Looks On by Mike008(m): 4:00pm On May 22, 2017
Still in Kenya...
PoliticsRe: Ortom Empowers Benue Youths With Wheelbarrows (Photo) by Mike008(m): 8:00am On May 18, 2017
I doubt this story, this may yet be the height of sycophancy.
But since he's used to denying everything, let us all wait for his reaction.
RomanceRe: What Can N500 Buy As Val Gift For My Girlfriend? [pls Advice] by Mike008(m): 5:41pm On Feb 14, 2017
You don't need to buy her anything for Valentine.

Spending some time together would do.
Tell her you're missing her and you wish to be with her on this special day, she'll normally feel the urge to come without expecting anything.
You can just chat normal, take a walk then get anything cheap for fun. E.g. candy or cheese balls and joke about how it reminds you about childhood and you wish you had known her during childhood so you would have shared such moments together.
When she's gone, send her a text reminding her how much she has made your day.
I bet you if she has a knack for romance she'll argue you made her day special.
PhonesRe: How Do Teenagers Afford Crazy Expensive Phones? by Mike008(m): 3:33pm On Dec 02, 2016
Selling yourself out I see!
Not bad for business undecided
SportsRe: People Call Me Balotelli, Do I Look Like Him? by Mike008(m): 3:23pm On Dec 02, 2016
So you're trying to admit you're augly?
BusinessRe: I Have 80k, What business Can I Venture In? by Mike008(m): 7:50pm On Nov 24, 2016
Nicogen4us:
U can be so rude when talking,am trying to ç how you can use thé little you have without waisting anything on space or tentons and have a good return.Am not à consultant that that will just have a non-sens advice without à reference or positive feedback. So try and check m'y Past poste and even this thé Number if followers.
Ok am sorry for been rude, only I thought you'd be more direct, but perhaps you tried to sound too professional.
I appreciate your efforts none the less.
BusinessRe: I Have 80k, What business Can I Venture In? by Mike008(m): 9:03pm On Nov 23, 2016
*Barbing Saloon *Pure water/soft drinks *Phone Accesories *DVD/CD selling *Cosmetic Production *Photography *Fruits selling *Meat selling
BusinessRe: I Have 80k, What business Can I Venture In? by Mike008(m): 8:46pm On Nov 23, 2016
Nicogen4us:
Since you don't have any prior knowledge and there is space. I will ask about the place where you reside and the space you have in terms of distance and area in Ibadan
You have nothing to offer. I was thinking you'd come up with something useful I can tap from too.
RomanceRe: 8 Qualities A Man Posses That Will Make Ladies Woo Him by Mike008(m): 11:42pm On Nov 19, 2016
Any character/class attracts girls whom such character/class appeals to.
Bottom line is, there's someone for everyone.
A guy with qualities written above may get quicker attention by all ladies, but will not be liked by all.
Some guys (especially introverts) never get quick attention but are easily liked and admired by most ladies.
And when their hidden qualities are discovered they are easily loved.
In my opinion, easy going, humble, reserved, matured guys with potential for a blissful future are easily wooed by girls.
SportsRe: Victor Moses Tweet After Eagles Win Over Algeria by Mike008(m): 6:35pm On Nov 13, 2016
Am not confounded by 2 goals. Albeit some good strikes, if Nigeria had failed to beat Algeria, I would have blamed Moses for a lack of instinctive final 3rd decisions, opting to give the ball away cheaply, when he should have gone for goal.
His first goal albeit great awareness was a gift. And the second, more credit to the assist.
Overall good performance but not outstanding.
Car TalkRe: 7 Steps To Buy Your Car From USA And Ship To Nigeria Without Leaving Your Bed. by Mike008(m): 6:59am On Oct 29, 2016
Thanks alot.
Please I would like to know the estimated general cost. And if importing a car would generally cost lesser than buying the same car in Nigeria.
EducationRe: OAU Female Student In Batman Outfit (Photo) by Mike008(m): 7:53am On Sep 24, 2016
Atleast better than Nigeria's Santa Claus and Barney
HealthRe: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by Mike008(m): 6:22pm On Aug 11, 2016
First negative comments and a hell lot of herd mentalists follow suit with discouraging comments.
Someone has a problem and the least you guys can do is mock and utter heartbreaking words when he's asking for help. I see most of you can't help, but stigmatizing with your comments is really low-down.
Yet the fact is, majority of those castigating are guilty of sex, the very act you seem to condemn.
And may be carriers of one or more diseases without noticing.
I expected saner comments.
HealthRe: When Last You Check Your HIV Status? by Mike008(m): 10:05am On Aug 11, 2016
As you don check see Negative, you come get relief to come ask us when last we check abi?
BusinessRe: South Africa Ranked As Africa’s Biggest On Rand by Mike008(m): 9:44am On Aug 11, 2016
Don't worry guys, we'll regain top spot.
SportsRe: Ogenyi's Mastercard Used In Shanghai By Fraudsters by Mike008(m): 8:10am On Aug 10, 2016
Maybe the Master Card callers are the real fraudsters. Onazi doesn't get alerts of transactions?
PoliticsRe: United States Of Nigeria Flag On Social Medias Causes Outrage - See Tweets by Mike008(m): 8:38am On Aug 06, 2016
I love Nigerians when it comes to drawing up humour from from difficult and controversial situations , but this time I think its one joke too many.
Who doesn't know the USA as United States of America? Atleast every adult does.
So it's not a question of whether the minister knows or doesn't. It's simply an unintentional error.
But Nigerian's knack for humour knows no bound. Its always very shameful and disgraceful and casts the nation in a negative light when Nigerians troll public officials before the whole world for seemingly minor errors which anyone could be capable of.
This shows a lack of spirit of nationalism and patriotism.
If you must criticize and make fun of people, you must yourself be of proven credentials.
I don't see other countries trolling their leaders as much as Nigerians do, and in a way their respect is retained while we are always airing our dirty linens in public.
There should be a limit to every thing.
Foreign AffairsRe: Man Grows Breasts After Sex With Neighbour's Wife (photos) by Mike008(m): 2:55pm On Jul 30, 2016
Only in Kenya. Hehe
CelebritiesRe: Nigeria's 'male Barbie' Okuneye Idris Rocks Ladies' Hair Weave (photos) by Mike008(m): 11:08am On Jul 29, 2016
What kinda nonsense is this?
CelebritiesRe: Mabel Babatunde-Okungbowa: Donating My Kidney To OJB Jezreel, No Regrets by Mike008(m): 5:54pm On Jun 15, 2016
"Wanted to" or because you Love him? Sounded more like because you "Needed to". Afterall he's your husband.
PoliticsRe: Militants Bomb SPDC Pipeline In Delta by Mike008(m): 11:31am On Jun 10, 2016
These miscreants are cowards and will ever remain cowards.
You can't attribute the work of miscreants to lack of true federalism.
If the control of the Niger Delta region is regionalized, the whole region will burn to ashes.
FoodRe: 91.1% Of Tomato Pastes In Nigeria Are Fake by Mike008(m): 8:59am On Jun 10, 2016
Which are the remaining 8.99% genuine ones?
CrimeRe: Pictures Of The Carpenter Who Was Attacked In Kaduna For Eating During Ramadan by Mike008(m): 8:53am On Jun 10, 2016
Most Muslims worship "Islam", and not the God Islam professes.
RomanceRe: How My Friend Was Butchered By His Girlfriend's Dad (Pictures) by Mike008(m): 3:24pm On May 22, 2016
Notwithstanding, the victim has a good case against his assailant. The good thing about fundamental rights enforcement is there is no time limit to cause of action.
Even after 20years you can get a lawyer.
But you should let it go just as many has said. The man has indeed gotten his pound of flesh.
But your friend has a good case against him.
PropertiesRe: What You Must Consider Before Buying A House by Mike008(m): 1:34pm On May 21, 2016
Do not go into any property transaction or serious business without first consulting a lawyer.
PhonesRe: 5 Unmistakable Signs You Are A Phone Addict... by Mike008(m): 1:06pm On May 21, 2016
Very true. Am so guilty.
PoliticsRe: How We Arrived At N145 Price For Fuel, By Government by Mike008(m): 3:55pm On May 15, 2016
Before you join the bandwagon get atleast a little orientation, and always have a reason for your decision, otherwise its herd mentality if you criticize a decision only because it has become a trend.

In simple economic parlance, non removal of fuel subsidy does not mean the price of petrol will remain at all time low or there would be no scarcity or queues. Other economic factors could warrant scarcity and hike in prices, even if subsidy is not removed. Cast your mind a few months back then you'll understand what am saying.

The direct consequence of deregulation of course is the fact that the price of petrol becomes expensive but not unaffordable, especially for most businessmen whom only at the news of scarcity increases the cost of services even before the fact comes into play.

An average Nigerian will suffer, but will survive is always the case.
Let's therefore look at the benefits of subsidy removal as the major reason for the decision and have faith.
Sometimes the only way is the hard way.

It's better therefore to take a leap of faith, the trust part will come later.
PoliticsRe: Fuel Hike : Aircrafts Pilot & Engineers Reject Joining NLC Strike by Mike008(m): 11:04am On May 15, 2016
One thing I know is, even if fuel sells at 300 per litre, Nigerians will survive.

Nigerians need to support this decision for their overall good.
Christianity EtcRe: If God Created Only Adam And Eve,how Did Others Come About by Mike008(m): 10:18am On May 08, 2016
My reasoning is that God did not only create Adam and Eve, but Adam and Eve were only modelled so that God's purpose for mankind will be made known.
CelebritiesRe: After God Its Linda. I Went From Being That Girl To Laura All Because Of Her. by Mike008(m): 9:59am On May 04, 2016
Still dunno her.

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