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Online Date Gone Wrong: She Was Married The Whole Time!

JUST IN:👇👇👇

A man met a woman online, they started dating, and eventually went on their first date.

After spending the day together, they returned home, where she suddenly revealed that she was already m*rried. 😳💔

Did she wait too long to tell him, or should he have asked…

— 🔥🅡🅐🅕🅘🅡🅔🔥 (@iamrafire) July 30, 2026

This looks like it happened in Ghana

Rapmoney:
I have noticed this trend in many Nigerian universities, and it is gradually becoming a norm. I wonder what the purpose of this uniform madness is.

Very soon, MSc and PhD students would be required to wear uniforms. Uniform should be for students in specific departments or faculties, and it is even suppose to be for specific days when practical or field work is to be done. Now, every department in most Nigerian universities wear uniforms everyday.

The photos below are from one particular university in Nigeria.

What do you expect in mushroom schools, now called ''universities''?
Just look at those classrooms in the picture and tell me they befit a proper university so called?

yMcy56:
If you had known me well, then you'll know I react to such silly posts if I see one......either I have the stock o, or I don't have it.
I (sometimes ago) used to be a Custodian of Company Rules and Regulations (in addition to other roles) and I do frown at such false information when I see one......
Except I just decided to look away or just considered that it's social media with some uncultured faceless individuals also making use of the space.....

Just allow make Tinubu reason me for one of these ministerial Post first, Dem go know scores.....😁

Well done.
Na so one headmistress dey brag for one school for village. Until she started seeing snakes (dead) regularly at her office door step. Nobody tell her before she applied for relocation.
Snakes still dey 'enter' office 'swallow' money for Naija, so they can still 'enter' any office for any ministry that Tinubu puts you.

yMcy56:
...and do you know the damage this could cause or the extent it could go before the disclaimer..... because we are talking about Social Media now?
Someone who could do this is capable of doing much more serious one if unchecked or unpunished.

Anti Social Media Bill needs to fully be implemented to regulate such false and malicious information, and the culprit face the wrath of the law...

Such bills would not be effective against someone who is oversees outside the country. The internet is global

faoogoke:
Otedola should come and buy into Access bank abeg.

Ote$ that some Geregu investors are not happy with, is now the sought-after ''angel'' because of FBNH.
Interesting

yMcy56:
Very funny.....
So, after typing such ridiculous letter, they will still type "many more coming down" right below the Logo? 🙄

It's amazing the type of kids and uninformed investors we now have on NGX....

If you know a particular stock is not meeting your objectives, instead of cursing and trying to generate silly letters and copying the company logo on it, simply sell off and move to where you think you have peace of mind....

If ACCESS should fish this one out now and hand him over to DSS/Police, they'll start shouting oppression and freedom of speech.....

If ACCESS Bank can get hold of this one, let them use him/her as scape goat for others to learn....

This is not necessary at all. It would be an endless chase if any organization decides to go that route In a digital world.
How many people would Access or any entity be able to get hold of? And what if the person(s) printing and spreading the fake news live in Afghanistan, Myanmar or Laos?
They just need to publish a disclaimer, that's all

faoogoke:
Many postulated that since Wale is a relation to BAT, that Oando fortunes will change.
Three years into the administration of Tinubu Oando is still struggling.

Never say never.
Several years without returns on investment is very bad; but a lot can still happen.
But they MUST clear the debt problem soonest if the company is to fly as envisaged by analysts

MrPresident1:
Islam is a civilizer. There is no problem with the religion of Islam, only the practitioners can be queried.

Christianity is the religion of Rome which morphed into America and western Europe

Christianity started from the Jews, in Israel.
But the followers of Christ were first given the name ''Christians'' in Antioch, a Greek City.
Other empires like Roman empire, nations joined later when they saw the values and virtues it preaches.
No Christian would attack or kill another person because of criticisms or preaching about the religion

megawealth01:
Oando lost another faithful

fair weather?

The faithful shall stay and be blessed abundantly in the end.

GuestInfinity:
As long as you think all Palestinians are Hamas, you can never see the reality of the situation

Are you the one I told that Israel supported Hamas? Have you looked it up?

Israel including Netanyahu didn't have a problem with the damage Hamas was causing in Gaza and supported them and enabled them financially until Hamas attacked Israel

You Israel supporters will never acknowledge Israel's support of Hamas

Israel should target Hamas alone and not kill innocent civilians anyhow

And are you blind or deaf to read, hear and know that IDF CONSISTENTLY issues evacuation notices anything they want to enter an area for military action?
If Hamas terrorists are harboured by civilians to attack Israel, then dont blame Israel when those civilians get hurt or killled in battle.
That is how these terrorists operate. They mingle and hide in the midst of civilians and use civilians infrastructure like schools, hospitals homes etc to store weapons and launch attacks.
Some of the Israeli hostages in Gaza were kept in the homes of civilians and those civilians fully cooperated with the Hamas terrorists.

GuestInfinity:
Go and look up the statistics

I am not interested in looking up any statistics.
That is the business of those who attacked first, kill 1,200 civilians including babies, old women, men etc. and later started shouting ''genocide'' when the other side retaliates!

jonnysessy:
If you ask me, who i i go ask ?.........

This is definitely the work of a mischief maker. It could be the plan work of someone who wants to drag the price further to enter. People go any length to call a dog a bad name, just to kill it. This kind of thing happens because Herbert Wigwe is no more. In fact, the notice is laughable, i am yet to see a Nigerian bank that could come up with this nonsense. Why was there no name on the notice. If you by any chance dropped your Access for fear, i will accumulate more. How i wish i am as reach as Otedola, this will be an opportunity to become chairman of Accesscorp . But, i am heavily loaded in the bank in my own level. We watch and wait to see how this will play out. Meanwhile, i am looking for patient funds and will wait for Access to resurrect again. But, i expect the Bank to fish out the brain behind this.

How can you be reach?

GuestInfinity:
You are the one who's the hypocrite. Who's supporting Hamas? Israel's army should target Hamas and leave innocent Palestinians alone

FYI the percentage of Israeli civilians killed by Hamas on Oct 7 was 70%

So who's better? Isn't Hamas and Israel's army doing almost the same thing?

Liars!
More than 95% of the Israeli citizens killed by Hamas on Oct 7 were civilians, including babies, and even immigrants from Africa, Thailand, Trinidad Tobago, Philippines.
Your terrorists cannot attack Israel and also be the ones to determine how and the extent Israel can react!
Don't start what you cannot finish!
IDF is the ONLY military in the world that CONSISTENTLY issues evacuation notice so that civilians can leave before they attack a place. No other military does it in the whole world.

GuestInfinity:
Even Israel confirmed it that 75% were civilians. Keep being in denial. You're just repeating Israel's army's propaganda of being the most moral army in the world. Killing 75% civilians is very moral indeed

So tell us the percentage of Israeli civilians killed by Hamas on Oct 7.
You hypcorites!

The man did not say the kids should not speak his local language. As time goes on, they will definitely get to speak

But apart from English, these international languages and important and they open doors to opportunities globally - French and Spanish.
If you know, you know.

Some are even adding Chinese language too.

faoogoke:
They can dig into their retained earning/last year profit to top the dividend and sort of compensate shareholders
The price will run past Firstholding for a N7 dividend. It is very possible even that whale that waits for market to end will be shocked!

I don't think CBN allows banks to pay dividends from retained earnings or prior year profits.
But Access annualized EPS is higher than N10 so they can easily pay N7 dividend from current year profits if they want to.

SirCloudControl:
There is a serious question people are not asking, how are these kind of snakes making their way into our ecosystem?
Is someone deliberately raising them somewhere and spreading them?

It is because of the kind of buildings and apartments they live in, and the bushy surroundings because of the so called eco-friendly environment.
Don't be surprised that the snake may not be killed but returned back to the bush.....and it will go and bite someone else another day

faoogoke:
Bad belle people plenty against Accesscorp.
Accesscorp should just shock them with N7 final dividend. Thats all

A dividend of N7 would be great. But my conservative expectation is N5

megawealth01:
You too like wahala 😂

Abeg ooooo
I no talk anything ooo.
I only read in the news that akara and kulikuli business can be done with N50,000

Mfunkynation:
Is this real?

A highly profitable bank to shut down just like that without any CBN prior announcement or publication?
Bank business is not like selling akara or kulikuli with N50,000 (apologies to Iya Alakara in Aso Rock)

megawealth01:
Amen. I want leadway insurance to list

Wow! Those guys just avoided the noise of NGX.
I understand they are probably in the top 2 best-run, richest insurance companies in the country

That EDU guy has been very scarce here since Access did a no-show for dividend this year.
His Access is becoming more popular and controversial at the same time.

Hope he is fine though.

Elusive001:
Hello house,

Please, which of these two SUVs would you recommend for a large family?

First option
1) Honda Pilot 2019 or

2) Toyota highlander 2019
Which one of the two above would you recommend.


The second option is
1) Honda Pilot 2018 or

2) Toyota highlander 2018
Which one of the two above would you recommend.

Specs
Third row seat
V6 engine
Consider equivalent trim levels

Never compare Toyota with Honda for any comparative year models.
Toyota wins hands down! Peace of mind!

KarlTom:
With the 3.7 factor oversubscription, they definitely didn't get their fill so we will battle it out on the IPO floor

Another massive oversubscription, under-allotments and refund loading.

FSBoperator:
Netanyahu is scheduled to meet with Donald Trump but one interesting twist of this purported visit is that Netanyahu will not be presented in any form or way to the glaring Press.

So why will the defacto President of America who at one point had the record of having over 50 standing ovations before a joint US Congress address not be allowed to be photographed or videoed meeting his stooge Trump ?

The rumours of his death from a precision Iranian missile strike some months back on his underground bunker in occupied Jerusalem seems to be true.

Note that no one has seen Netanyahu in public since Iran declared they had successfully eliminated him alongside top IDF and Israeli Mossad figures.

Go ahead and dance, jubilate and celebrate, Iran's missile strike that you believe has ''killed'' Netanyahu.
It seems deliberate lies and deception is what makes you people happy! Taqqiya!

kintus:
LASACO FB na Miracle....@Mega pray we come out of this successfully. Na your lead I take follow enter the trap.

Lead trap?
''E ti le po''
You are stuck together in there

deathwing:
They were not allowed full units in the PP. It was 3.7x oversubbed but nobody got more than the initial cap. It's a lot of money, and there were fears that the thing would flop hence the need to rope in other exchanges. I believe he is also prioritising retail in the IPO (don't quote me on that she) so those institutions may not have access during IPO

Okay

Raider76:
Africa’s biggest IPO draws closer as Dangote Refinery files with SEC

https://businessday.ng/news/article/africas-biggest-ipo-draws-closer-as-dangote-refinery-files-with-sec/

Looks like this IPO is going to happen.

I just hope Nigerian local investors are not short-changed by this idea of opening the IPO to other African countries and foreigners

elengine:
With this news, market will begin to show pepper red now. I pity us for Access, Una Oando😀

Yes, my own thoughts as well, especially when the IPO application opens.

Raider76:
PP is usually done at a discount. That is why people hassle to get in then.

I think this particular PP is more like Alhaji allowing his friends to be allotted the full units they want to buy, instead of applying via IPO and not getting full allotment due to oversubscription.
The company had already been fully established, operating; so the PP investors are not taking any special or higher risks than retail investors who will be buying the same shares via IPO just about 3-4 months afterwards.

Raider76:
Africa’s biggest IPO draws closer as Dangote Refinery files with SEC

https://businessday.ng/news/article/africas-biggest-ipo-draws-closer-as-dangote-refinery-files-with-sec/

Looks like this IPO is going to happen.

Of course. Dangote does not talk anyhow. He is mindful of integrity.
My concern is the price. I don't think it should Be more than N500, going by the $0.35 price for the PP