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Politics / Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Celebrates President Buhari At 79 (Photo) by Mikeeytools: 12:11am On Dec 18, 2021
NLPoliceWoman:

Seun Mynd44 Justwise Dominique.
Rule 2
what of rule 10 nuisance.
Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie Poses Like Michael Jackson (Pictures) by Mikeeytools: 12:05pm On Dec 14, 2021
hastrupadewale3:
Dis guy no get sense I swear to God
Una future president.
Travel / Re: Does having an MSc. boost the possibility of one in securing a US|Canadian visa? by Mikeeytools: 9:16am On Dec 13, 2021
Teejay13:


Now am beginning to feel like I just wasted my precious time and money to obtain a Masters degree in Nigeria.

If I had used that money for business, perhaps,it would have multiplied greatly
which business for this nonsense country. Thank God you dey see your certificate business maybe you for dey swim inside debt.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Gave My Baby Girl To Another Man, Help!!! by Mikeeytools: 6:16pm On Dec 08, 2021
Daddy oche sorry oo! Just wait she would get angry and bring her back.
Crime / Re: White Lady Cries After Being Scammed By A Fraudster. Photos, Videos. by Mikeeytools: 12:40pm On Dec 07, 2021
daddytime:


Stale excuse....

In my time, we would convince ourselves that we were collecting back what their forefathers plundered from Africa. But you know what? The first-ever client I was sent to go meet one on one as an apprentice yahoo boy was a Nigerian born in the UK.
The highest paying client I had then was a black Sudanese who owned a trucking company.

I fleeced him of his funds, wrecked his business and invested the blood money in trucks in Nigeria.

If I tell you wetin my eye see for the business, you no go understand.

How was I expecting to destroy someone else's to enjoy peace...?

E no dey work na
Baba it's not wise of you at all to post this thing. Abi the black Sudanese don die?

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Family / Re: Children Of Today Don't Know In Our Days We Were Beaten For These Reasons by Mikeeytools: 4:00pm On Dec 06, 2021
Explorers:
A lady was correcting a her daughter(5-6years) and the girl was like 'sssshhhh' to her mum, meaning keep quiet.

My neighbors kids goes to school with atleast 5 pencils weekly.

That age, you need to show my dad your pencil/biro everyday. Failure to do so, you lie down on the centre table.that made you the intelligent folk you are today.


When i was in secondary school, moving to higher class, my dad will you give text books previously used by elder bro/sis. He will just tipex the First&Middle name, leaving the surname.

He's going to document all the textbooks given to you, so that when you're promoted to another class, you will also handover the textbooks you used for that session back to him. He will be ticking.

Also you will be given a pack of 60leaves note books + 5pens.

When you need another notebook or pen, you must show the exhausted ones.
Crime / Re: Most Infamous Historical Tyrants by Mikeeytools: 9:06pm On Dec 04, 2021
Them suppose they ban people like this. Imagine having 20 of this kind people bfor one area no be problem be that. As difficult as Nigeria now you still get brain dey shout aye axeman. What a nuisance well Na smoke wen you dey smoke . Am sure you don't even have a right mind again.

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Family / Re: Nigerian Ladies Stop Marrying Men That Are Not Already Rich by Mikeeytools: 8:51pm On Dec 04, 2021
hisgrace090:
And men should as well start marrying only rich girls ehh?
people would wake up and just write rubbish. Men should also start marrying rich girls only. If life was like that he would not have been born into this world.
Crime / Re: Lagos Police Shoot Woman In The Stomach Over ₦100 Bribe, Beat Her Husband (Pics) by Mikeeytools: 7:50pm On Dec 03, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Same rubbish happened in Benin city today

Shot a girl selling agbo
hmmm

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Religion / Re: My Neighbor Said I'm An Occult Member, Because Of This... by Mikeeytools: 4:22pm On Dec 01, 2021
Simple matter tell he make she pray against. Our president.

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Food / Re: Coconut Rice Made The Easy Way by Mikeeytools: 10:03pm On Nov 26, 2021
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool real matters. WTF MAN
guy grow up
Celebrities / Re: Faze, 2face, Annie, Blackface & Akon (Throwback Photos) by Mikeeytools: 3:43pm On Nov 26, 2021
simplepee:
Wow

Really epic grin.

This money, everybody go get am. Work hard, work smart, back it up with prayers. Never give up, be consistent. And you will enjoy the fruits one day..

Biko ashawo and yahoo no join the hustle I dey talk about lipsrsealed.
all Na hustle.
Crime / Re: 482 Impounded Okadas Crushed In Lagos (photos) by Mikeeytools: 11:58pm On Nov 20, 2021
G450:
Destroying what u can not create or produce is one of the characteristics of useless pple...
men I wish this nonsense would hunt them.

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Family / Re: Solution To A Nagging Wife by Mikeeytools: 9:06pm On Nov 15, 2021
Kobojunkie:
Have you ever wondered what would happen if, rather than avoid her on such days, you actually grew a backbone and both, like adults should, ironed out each issue she brings to the table once and for all?, undecided

I would recommend you make a list of all you claim she nags you about - get a dedicated notebook if you must. Then you both can sit and go slowly through the list, hashing out each detail, closing out each case as a resolution is reached between you two. undecided

Ignoring her hasn't helped at all. So why not give attention to what it is you claim she nags you on, so you both can reach an acceptable resolution. Marriage is a contract agreement between a man and a woman and so long as you are both not in agreement on issues... so long as issues remain 'unsettled', peace cannot reign. undecided

If you cannot do this then you should seek professional marriage counseling for your relationship. undecided
you sound as if you don't know some women are naturally problematic. The issue is once you missed it and enter marriage with one it takes grace of God to get you out in one piece.

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Health / Re: This sudden Stuttering Problem is making me depressed by Mikeeytools: 7:15pm On Nov 14, 2021
Learn to keep shut.
Business / Re: Kuda Bank Called EFCC On My Friend Over N800k - Bryson Adah Cole by Mikeeytools: 6:43pm On Nov 10, 2021
Kuda Kuda ehmm boycot

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Crime / Re: Woman Stabbed To Death In Ondo, 3 Years After The Murder Of Her Only Daughter by Mikeeytools: 6:42pm On Nov 10, 2021
Mrnairalandd:


You r a fool!

This is nothing compare to what serial killers do in USA, Australia and UK

This is nothing compare to what gangs do on a daily basis in Chicago and Detroit in USA

This is nothing compare to what Policemen do to their fellow human beings in USA on a daily basis.

It’s a people like you who bellyached about lack of job opportunities and economy when you literally condemned and belittle the same country/continent to the rest of the world on daily basis.

Now, tell me, why would any sane foreign investor come to establish businesses in Nigeria when they see what you worthless bastards put online.

I think it’s high time Federal Govt/Africa Union make a law that ll serve as a deterrent to saboteurs like you. Life in prison or death by hanging ll be appropriate for animals like you.

If USA citizens are like you unpatriotic pigs, with all the killings in USA, the entire internet would have been flooded with their stupid and unpatriotic comments and write ups.

Bleep outta here.
the difference bis that they most be caught even if it's 30 years to come. Nigeria too many unresolved cases.
Crime / Re: Woman Stabbed To Death In Ondo, 3 Years After The Murder Of Her Only Daughter by Mikeeytools: 6:40pm On Nov 10, 2021
Mmadu2:
She was stepping on the toes of evil people. They should find out those that were in enmity with her and start investigating from there.
if it was in America. They would take DNA sample or trace the murder weapon. Or use the closes CCTV. Men Nigeria Na just hell fire . Am sure devil self they Naija.
Romance / Re: Man Who Got Crippled After Beating By His Senior In School Set To Wed (photos) by Mikeeytools: 6:33pm On Nov 10, 2021
IGoComotYaTeeth:
I remember when I was beaten everyday back then in king's college 2003 omo Government school is not for the faint hearted o
Na make you get sense. Unlike the kids of nowadays that would be asking how they would sleep with their girl friend.
Education / Re: Mirabel Obi, UNN Twerker, Attempts Suicide (Video) by Mikeeytools: 6:24pm On Nov 10, 2021
Obarofrederick:
See viewers mehn! Thank God she survived.

But the comments here are not encouraging at all... Please we are talking about someone who almost lost her life! Let's stop pointing fingers!... Our own dey our body too jare.
who send am to almost misplace her life rubbish if I be her father I would beat her close to death and wake her back and beat her again and back twice then arrest her infact I just can't imagine selfish useless girl. Na you no get sense Na you still won kill yourself.
Education / Re: Mirabel Obi, UNN Twerker, Attempts Suicide (Video) by Mikeeytools: 6:18pm On Nov 10, 2021
Kingcalls:
Alot of weak kids are being raised these days... trying to blackmail the people emotionally.... but she dint see anything wrong in doing that rubbish she did ... or did she expect everyone to support what she did?? So that the younger ones will emulate her as the right thing to do
bros am sure you from the 80's
Politics / Re: Gunmen Launch House-To-House Raid In Katsina, Many Feared Killed by Mikeeytools: 6:16pm On Nov 10, 2021
JAMO84:
Sometimes, we should be discussing what we think should be the solution to all these insecurity, as in, even when Buhari leaves office, what can the next president do to make all these go away.



No be everything be politics, religion and ethnicity.
declare full scale war on them all Arsenal's directed to them

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Politics / Re: Senate Approves Buhari’s $16 Billion, €1 Billion Loans Request by Mikeeytools: 6:01pm On Nov 10, 2021
DogmaNation:
In 2015 Yorubas where shouting: Osibanjo will tackle the economy, while d useless idiot will handle security.
Now that the two idiots has wreck both,the zombies has switched monika's,due to shame n in other to be able to condemn their master.
Worthless useful idiots!
lol lol bros you dey vex ooo lol
Politics / Re: Caption This Picture Of Yahaya Bello And Osinbajo by Mikeeytools: 11:46am On Nov 10, 2021
Fahdiga:
You didn't disappoint me for telling me another tale by moonlight story. This deadly blow from us is unbearable to you guys. At least you have found out that Anambra people are not zombies like the rest. There's even a video showing women rejecting money from criminal APC to vote for them. APC is a devilish party from the pit of hell that will fizzle out in 2023 once the lifeless finishes his inglorious tenure
APC is dead and gone
Family / Re: Husbands, Never Force Your Wives To Split Bills by Mikeeytools: 9:59pm On Nov 08, 2021
eazzzy1:
The days when paying bills was the sole responsibility of a man are far gone. In those days men didn’t want their wives working and the made that abundantly clear.

If a woman makes money she should contribute towards the bills. They either contribute a percentage of their income to a joint account with which they take care of all bills or they split bills equally.

Even children should pay bills when they start earning, if they continue to live at home. Any woman who doesn’t want to split bills should be fine if her husband tells her to stop working.

It’s this kind of pride that makes men die early. Keep paying bills while she saves up all her own money. You will be telling your siblings you don’t have 10k to give them, she will send her own siblings abroad for studies.

don't mind them kids everywhere in a situation when this useless economa has turned millions to thousand be up there assuming nonsense.
Family / Re: Please I Need Someone To Tell Me If I’m Wrong Or Not. by Mikeeytools: 5:39am On Nov 07, 2021
Kneel down and beg her to divorce you. Please beg her very well. Ruɓbish lots of women are Pratt for your kind.
Politics / Re: Photos Of Tinubu Praying On A Chair In A Mosque by Mikeeytools: 5:03pm On Nov 06, 2021
Aufbauh:
Some people can be hopelessly sensational about anything or anyone they detest.

How do praying position of sitting for someone who's just recovering from a kneel surgery culminate to an outcry?
Even in churches if you're tired you can sit while praying.
Hmm Na so. Na so
Politics / Re: Anambra: Officers were not protesting but chanting victory songs - Police by Mikeeytools: 11:52am On Nov 06, 2021
myike2:
They were chanting victory songs? Victory for what? cheesy
“Pay us our money” is the new victory song hehehehe
Chai! Naija! I’m 200% sure Nigeria is listed on Aliexpress on sale, with 60% discount.
I need to collect loan from China to buy Nigeria
lol lol that voice pay us our money cut the tickect.
Family / Re: Should I Disown My Father And Forget About Him? by Mikeeytools: 6:26am On Nov 06, 2021
Am very dissapionted in you. Why don't you go and hustle and pay your fees the old man has tried and you are giving him high BP. After graduation you enter street and fend for your self.

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