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Health / Re: Slept With Her And Discovered Bruises On My Pen:s by Mikeeytools: 7:04pm On Apr 14, 2023
Its cause you did not fire well. Fire again
Family / Re: Relocation To Abuja, What To Consider. by Mikeeytools: 5:45pm On Apr 12, 2023
NiceClean:


Thanks for the insight but yet people are still living there and more pple will be migrating year in and out, so mine will not be exceptional. About connection, nothing to worry about it.
ok you gat it figured out already.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria’s Unemployment Rate To Rise To 41% In 2023- KPMG by Mikeeytools: 11:02am On Apr 12, 2023
ukaface:
The BATians believe BAT will reduce it to 0%
The youths will be employed as farmers
They will be recruited into the army, what will they eat Agbado, cassava, ewa
5million new recruits into the army every 2 weeks. Lol lol lol una never see chumchin
Family / Re: Relocation To Abuja, What To Consider. by Mikeeytools: 9:49am On Apr 12, 2023
NiceClean:
Anambra
to be frank with you abuja is not easy to break through. It is very difficult if you dont have your connections. Everybody in abuja is hustling for survival house rent is extremely high very few job opportunities. If you have a skill you can market very well good for you. Also ensure you have a small car as abuja geographic space is very wide.
Family / Re: Relocation To Abuja, What To Consider. by Mikeeytools: 5:22pm On Apr 11, 2023
OP what's your particular state?

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Family / Re: Life Might Have Failed Me. Advise! by Mikeeytools: 5:18pm On Apr 11, 2023
OP you are not street smart. That's just the problem. How can u give someone money under the bridge.

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Politics / Re: Man Who Looks Like Ojukwu Shares Photos by Mikeeytools: 9:39am On Apr 07, 2023
GOTVee:
sad Even though I'm a born again Christian, I'm sure if Ojukwu were alive today he would also support the Muslim/Muslim ticket rather than Peter Obi's bigotry and divisive politics sad
you are finally mad.

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Crime / Re: 25 Cars Destroyed As Youths Clash Over Girlfriend In Kwara by Mikeeytools: 2:34pm On Apr 04, 2023
You wonder how people take 1k and kill people for politicians . Here u go useless drug infested stupid youths
Politics / Re: Soldiers Kill 11 Bandits During Intense Battle In Birnin Gwari, Kaduna (Photos) by Mikeeytools: 10:04am On Apr 03, 2023
11 killed 2 recovered gun. Na wah oo

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Celebrities / Re: Pastor Ab Isong Shares Blessing CEO's One-Legged Outfit (Edited Photo) by Mikeeytools: 10:12pm On Mar 29, 2023
Fut9ure:

Live and lets live

Na this kind them blessing kids in the future dey do well in life pass

You see all those our pastor children na them corrupt pass..3k or 2k you don enter their vagina with short time

Go out and see holi holi girls in church doing runs and hook 🪝 up after church hours
nonsense talk. That's why the world has gone to the dogs. Those days you cant wear such around some naighbourhood.
Family / Re: Should I Allow My Mother-in-law In Our Home? I Need Advice by Mikeeytools: 10:14am On Mar 29, 2023
OP if you allow her easily like that I go swear for you. What rubbish delta man is this. Give her the same treatment now you have the chance to teach her a good lesson.

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Romance / Re: My Landlady Issued Me A Quit Notice For Hosting A Female Friend by Mikeeytools: 2:13pm On Mar 27, 2023
Your first sex. Then landlady giving you notice over a girl. Na wah oo no wonder nairaland is filled with tribalistic foolish people.

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Politics / Re: Over 18,000 Persons Sign Petition To Ban ‘MC Oluomo’ From The US by Mikeeytools: 2:02pm On Mar 27, 2023
mach7:
YOUR FATHER ABI.
no your mother.
Business / Re: Disturbing Pictures From Nigeria Commercial Bank Halls (photos) by Mikeeytools: 4:01pm On Mar 24, 2023
lhordspy:
But Peter Obi, you guys Messiah said the policy was okay and perfect. And i remember so well you all celebrated every letter that made up those words of his back then because you thought it would affect Tinubu. You even praised Emefiele and cheered him on to 'walk and never stumble'

All of a sudden election is over. Eyes don open. Zombidients are now crying for cash. Go and meet your messiah, Peter obi; the one who misled you.

Are you people not 'reaping gain again'?
I wonder the kind father wen born you idiot. Everything na politics for your stupid head.

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Politics / Re: Onyechi Ikpeazu Mourns Death Of His Daughter, Nwankie Ikpeazu by Mikeeytools: 3:58pm On Mar 24, 2023
VEXT:


Shut up pls...

Abi u don take werin tinubu dey take
thank you mumu people too full nairaland.
Family / Re: No FUckss Given! by Mikeeytools: 3:57pm On Mar 21, 2023
Princessdainty:
shut up and getdafuck!. Direct your questions to your daddy GO. And ask him how he delivers all the tithes and offerings to God.

Your God loves money. He is a f vvvking Golddigger. Or why does he want 10% of my yields for doing nothing..
Not even to watch a toddler from drowning inside a pool

You product of incest.
You're cursed and your entire generations cursed by the actions of your mother.

Born by mistake!
who open door for this dog.
Politics / Re: Guber Polls: Ezekwesili Blasts Tinubu, Sanwo-Olu Over Attack On Igbos In Lagos by Mikeeytools: 10:18pm On Mar 18, 2023
ganisucks:


I concur with you, that she should allow the security agents do their job, before going on a platform like Twitter to make such comments. But she's following the LP playbook. They are gaslighting APC into accepting the Trojan horse. Even Caesar has allowed them take him to the Senate, unguarded, under the pretense of making him king. Cleopatra and Marc Anthony are both distracted by the wine and music.
which security agent. You people should have conscience oo.
Politics / Re: Thug Shot Dead At Ago Palace Lagos As Voters Beat, Chase Another Thug With Dogs by Mikeeytools: 4:23pm On Mar 18, 2023
Capernum:
Illusion and self deception is when you, Emeka, Oboli, Omoli, Nnamdi and Nkechi are calling yourselves Lagosians because your parents migrated there for business.

The development of Anambra and Imo where you came from are no longer your concerns.

What's your business with who becomes king in another kingdom?
you are too foolish to be taken serious. One sense you no get.
Business / Re: CBN Bars Agents From Using Pos Terminals For Transactions by Mikeeytools: 11:16pm On Mar 15, 2023
Abeg how we take offend this meffy?who know him mama make them tell am to beg am

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi's Poster: Marvelous Barinaadaa's Parents Are Irresponsible - Omokri by Mikeeytools: 5:09pm On Mar 15, 2023
This Reno is a complete slowpoke.

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Politics / Re: Marvelous Barinaadaa Sent Out Of School For Wrapping Her Book With Obi's Poster by Mikeeytools: 2:15pm On Mar 15, 2023
Dottormentor:
Liar. Liar, sango punish you this daughter of jazebel. How can this stupid woman fabricated this lie. And if its true then
Shut up madam, why would you allow your daughter or dogter to wrap her book with political party poster? That shows how irresponsible you are as a parents.
Meanwhile its not enough for the principal to suspend your daughter or dogter.
am sure you are a kid.
Politics / Re: Marvelous Barinaadaa Sent Out Of School For Wrapping Her Book With Obi's Poster by Mikeeytools: 2:14pm On Mar 15, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
They should pursue her, she’s learning bad things . Serves the stupid parents right, next time they’ll know better not to be involving a toddler in such nonsense
am sure you have a spiritual problem keep joking with it until you would enter the Market neaked.
Politics / Re: 2023: Even Supporters Of Winners Disappointed With Process - US Diplomats by Mikeeytools: 4:33pm On Mar 13, 2023
stano2:
Please a guy that goes by the name Matthew Friday Agada scammed a lady of 500,000 naira and also scammed several others by deceiving them with fake employment opportunities.

Below are his phone contacts and bank account details.

matthew friday agada
07060746469 OPAY

Phone numbers
07060746469
08115526632
Mattcom223@gmail.com is his email.

Please if there is a way to get this guy, I’ll appreciate.
He has caused people pains.
how much would u pay for me to give you details how to get him.
Politics / Re: Why We Chose To Become Nigerians – Foreigners by Mikeeytools: 6:52pm On Sep 16, 2022
TI1919:
Nonsense talk, why he choose mastubation instead of sleeping with olosho
funds
Sports / Re: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022™ Volunteer Applications Now Open!!! by Mikeeytools: 5:50am On Jul 11, 2022
Okonja you a complete idiot
Family / Re: Help!! I May Start Disrespecting My Father!! by Mikeeytools: 11:19am On Jul 10, 2022
One day you would miss that man .
Family / Re: . by Mikeeytools: 10:36pm On Jul 09, 2022
It's TRUE problem no dey finish.

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Politics / Re: APC Governors, Fayose Meet With Wike In Port Harcourt (More Pictures) by Mikeeytools: 9:02am On Jul 09, 2022
Abdul05:
Apc is trying to woo him in.. grin grin

seeing Fayose and fayemi together..omo! Forget


It shows that Yoruba people are United more than anything else. grin

Surely,
We will bring the power back to South. grin

to your accentors abi. Everything is about tribe morons
Romance / Re: Odumeje Demolition: See The Items Unearthed (graphic Pics) by Mikeeytools: 1:21pm On Jul 08, 2022
Op we should try and help our self Nigeria is messed up now dont be adding more problems by being totally foolish. If you dont have anything meaning full just plant a tree. Dont carry you stupidity everywhere please .
Foreign Affairs / Re: Boris Johnson Officially Resigns As UK Prime Minister by Mikeeytools: 1:13pm On Jul 07, 2022
heendrix:
Sincerely speaking if I'm Peter Obi I'll follow suit cuz what on earth would Obi gain if he's embarrassed at the poll next year?? he couldn't even win massively in all the states in his region 2019 and same thing would happen 2023. as the biggest fan of Obi atm, I'll be the only one to tell him the bitter truth. Sir, now is not the best time to contest. carefully and sincerely back off the presidential race.
as the country scatter reach is this nonsense you have to contribute. You must be a fool idioit of the highest order. Rubbish
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Gave 15-min Quranic Lecture To Kuje Inmates Before Setting Them Free by Mikeeytools: 12:48am On Jul 07, 2022
Where would Peter obi or Atiku start from self. I just dey wonder.we should be begging foreigners to come help us.

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