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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me by Mikeeytools: 7:27pm On May 21, 2023
24 na u never get sense.
Politics / Re: FG To Begin Home Delivery Of Passports Soon – Aregbesola by Mikeeytools: 11:59am On May 21, 2023
Make this man go die . Nothing interesting in this nonsense shithole.
Politics / Re: No Negative Social Media Posts During Inauguration Until Foreigners Leave - NSA by Mikeeytools: 9:55pm On May 20, 2023
Tinubuwins2023e:


Peter Obi is a thief, liar, frustrated fraudster and a hardened criminal
hey look two idiots
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Man Fries Garri Wearing Suit To Protest High Level Of Unemployment In Nigeria by Mikeeytools: 6:58pm On May 19, 2023
KunleAkingbadeh:


A normal human would check his sentences for any error before sending them, stinking idiot!.
lol
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Man Fries Garri Wearing Suit To Protest High Level Of Unemployment In Nigeria by Mikeeytools: 4:26pm On May 19, 2023
KunleAkingbadeh:


You can't even spell, Aso Rock correctly. Spits!
a normal human would know its typographical error.spits
Romance / Re: What A Girl Did After I Stopped Giving Her Money by Mikeeytools: 10:29pm On May 18, 2023
riverbird:


🤔
so u need interpretation before? Dey play
Business / Re: What Exactly Are You Spending So Much Money On?? by Mikeeytools: 5:13pm On May 18, 2023
Sucre6:


Hear this, don't settle for less, don't go about anything in skirt just to cure konji.

Like minds attracts there is this thing call pedestal of an Alpha male, if u build bridges and climb to that ladder, ladies will be begging for your attention , but if u stay at your level and waste your productive tome chasing after girls, u could only attract lazy hookup girls, but when u invest that time and develop. Yourself, high-classgirls will be begging for your attention.
High class and working class ladies get wet when they see progressive young man, hookup girls get wet when they see dirty yahoo boys ready to throw few thousand on their dirty ass
bros you have not communicated. Like someone who work offshores basically where and how to meet them knowing fully well that the line of work is mainly men jobs.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Man Fries Garri Wearing Suit To Protest High Level Of Unemployment In Nigeria by Mikeeytools: 4:50pm On May 18, 2023
KunleAkingbadeh:
He should be arrested rather than celebrated for frying garri in such a very filthy sewage environment. That Garri is already full of germs & microbes.
the one you eat is fried inside aiso rock.?
Business / Re: What Exactly Are You Spending So Much Money On?? by Mikeeytools: 4:15pm On May 18, 2023
Sucre6:


Drop women matter for now and u will finish your building and build a similar one Again, women is sucking life outa u, woman 45%

My rules of dating,
1. U must be employed and working

2. I don't owe u nothing, I give you anything when I am sure I don't have pressing need, because I put my self on a high pedestal to be on my scale of preference and on top of my food chain.

3. All my girls always force me to go hang out on a date and we split bills most time dey pay outright

This is me putting things in perspective, if you want to act drama, I put on my pants and drive the hell out, 😂

Women can kill when you don't give a fvck about them, they will struggle to get validation from you all the time, but when u simp around and dish out attention like portion of party jolloff rice and watch her treat u like trash grin
bros abeg where u dey see working class ladies abeg

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lesbian Couple, Dr. Elizabeth And Krystle Ekpo Wed In US (Photos) by Mikeeytools: 10:57pm On May 17, 2023
fx45:
You're a very sick person with a very troubled background
not just sick. A lunatic on the run.

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Business / Re: What Business Do You Regret Starting?? by Mikeeytools: 4:22pm On May 17, 2023
lavylilly:
Hotel business

At first i chopped money like there was no tommorrow, it a low budget hotel with sales of about 5k per night. Was banking in about 30k per day. It was like blood money for someone who has never made that much money from anything for like the first 6 months.

Mistake 1
About late last year, Nigeria happened and Buhari proved himself to why he was Buhari, inflation and purchasing power, i noticed people who still wanted to bring babes didnt have enough money left like that cos of food inflation etc. Most were now going for short time service which was 1500 naira for an hour. And as a man once you are done with what you want to do, your eye go clear till next time konjiii hooks you and you are back again.

So in essence i was cashing in more 1500 naira bookings instead of the 5,000 naira bookings resulting in less income per night

Mistake 2
When i was making crazy money per day, i too was forming big boy dashing people around money and acting like i had money, what people came to the hotel to do, me too i carried people to other expensive hotels to do.

Also i was repairing almost everything in the hotel customers will spoil, anything be painting the same wall over and over again

Meanwhile price of emulsion went from 4k to 12k minimum, i still would be doing renovations non stop

I even wanted to buy diesel generator at one point in time and give customers AC, Rooms that i know they wont still sleep in for less than 5k a night. Thank God i couldnt afford the diesel generator

Mistake 3- Ramadan period
Chai this period for like 2 months was hard ooo, its like everyone was holy and no one wanted to spoil thier fast, but once Ramadan ended, things went back to normal.

Conclusion
Save your money and put your money where your mouth is.

Now im still back but more clever now, I have stopped pointless renovations. And i have started saving my money,

Even now i have started lying to my staff that there is no money for renovations, lol the same people that remit 30k per day room bookings for me every day haha

Also im trying to do a palmwine lounge thing. I have noticed one thing its when people are drunk or tipsy thats when they start wanting to do the obvious.

Lead city university students too that always came to camp at the hotel and be doing party around the night looool

Chai
did you rent the hotel or built?

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Crime / Re: Man Shoots Brother, Hacks Off Private Parts In Cross River State by Mikeeytools: 6:03am On May 17, 2023
Xkale1996:
you mumu idiot fool
the bastard dey seek attention
Politics / Re: President Buhari Celebrates Governor Adeleke On His 63rd Birthday by Mikeeytools: 7:54pm On May 13, 2023
Oyindamolah:
cry
I weep for Africans especially Nigerians
Obama & Clinton were in their 40's when they ruled America
New Zealand PM is how old?

Africans have president in wheel chairs, on their 70's are we crazy or what
na juju dey worry us
Politics / Re: Your Dad Built No Hospital: Falz Knocks El-Rufai Who Mocked Him For UK Surgery by Mikeeytools: 7:16pm On May 13, 2023
Acidosis:


If you have any semblance of shame, you will not compare the overseas lifestyle of a rapper to that of a two-term governor, ex-senator, political godfather, president-select, and mandate-thief.


It's only a matter of time before y'all, reprobates, compare the japa trips of ordinary citizens to Tinubu's trips.
you dey answer the slowpoke? They actually dont know what is right or wrong.

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Politics / Re: INEC, APC, Bola Tinubu Footdrag Over Atiku's Request For Live Proceedings by Mikeeytools: 8:11am On May 10, 2023
ItooWorWor:


Where in this world have you seen court case like this televise live? Obidumb followers are senseless.
you idiot don turn am to obidents matter you are such a fool.
Romance / Re: Man Bails Out On Bills After His Date Came With Her 3 Kids (pics/video) by Mikeeytools: 9:17pm On May 09, 2023
Jennyclay:
Shame on all broke men

Shame!!! Shame!!!! Shame!!!! Shame!!!!!!!
you think is fun when people insult you. Dey play until life go pass u.

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Family / Re: My Ongoing Experience Recovering From My Wife's Infidelity by Mikeeytools: 10:09pm On May 07, 2023
Bhus21:
2 days after I found out and going through emotional turmoil. I resolved to do the Christ-like thing and give the marriage a chance. I spoke to her at length and tried to convince her of her folly. I then made a candle-lit dinner at night and bought some flowers. I then extracted a commitment to work on the marriage for 6 months.

So imagine my horror when 2 days later I find out she was still talking to her affair partner for hours. Omo this wahala is even deeper than I thought.
please take your nonsense out of the net. Which kind mumu talk be this candle light dinner kill u there
Health / Re: Doctors Successfully Remove Arrow Shot Into A Girl's Heart In Borno (Pix) by Mikeeytools: 5:43pm On May 05, 2023
fixit123:


Talking serious issue, you dey find breast.

So you go around looking at children's chest
Pervert
na today you know say mad people full here?
Crime / Re: Gunmen Attack Checkpoint In Umunze Anambra, Kill 3 Police Officers by Mikeeytools: 12:07am On May 05, 2023
Gbemini:
Obi has resumed back idiot
politics is not a licence to be stupid.
Politics / Re: Tinubu And Wike's Motorcade In Port Harcourt Today (Video) by Mikeeytools: 5:32pm On May 04, 2023
oikirodah:
Tinubu And Wike's Impressive Convoy Raises Hopes for Better Governance in Nigeria(Video)

Former Lagos State Governor and President-elect , Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, and Governor Nyesom Wike of Rivers State were seen leaving the
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6QIJRplm4o

The sight of the array of beautiful and sophisticated cars, including Range Rovers, Land Cruisers , and Mercedes-Benz, has captured the imagination of many Nigerians, who are hoping that this class and sophistication will be translated into governance.

The impressive display of luxury cars may be seen as a symbol of the leadership that Tinubu and Wike could bring to the table, a leadership of class and sophistication.

However, it is important for our leaders to remember that their primary responsibility is to serve the people and not to amass wealth and power for themselves. While the convoy was impressive, it is the impact of their leadership on the lives of Nigerians that will truly matter.

As Nigerians continue to hope for better governance, let us hope that our leaders will not disappoint us and that they will use their positions of power to improve the lives of all Nigerians.


Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah, chairman and CEO of Bush Radio Academy, writes in from Port Harcourt.
so big cars brings hope for Nigeria? Una go just dey write nonsense
Crime / Re: Police Officers Beat Man In Lagos; Force PRO Calls For Probe (Video, Photos) by Mikeeytools: 3:00pm On May 04, 2023
depz:
I wish they shot the idiot instantly. Open phone you're forming boss. You can't try that nonsense abroad. American police tell you to open your phone and you do anyhow, they will blast your two left legs, nonsense. Good job from those officers but they should have shot one of his legs.
I see say your head no correct. You are such a useless person.

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Politics / Re: 1.6 Million Poor Households Paid N10,000 Stipend Bimonthly – FG by Mikeeytools: 8:20pm On May 02, 2023
endsarrrs:
Tinubu should come and correct all this nonsense Buhari has brought so much lies against the poor citizens
you no dey shame
Family / Re: My Wife Hates My Daughter From My First Wife by Mikeeytools: 7:56pm On Apr 27, 2023
Oga dont let me insult you. Woman you married is maltreating your own blood. Something is fundamentally wrong with you.

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Politics / Re: Buhari To Unveil Nigerian Army’s New Regimental Colours by Mikeeytools: 7:33pm On Apr 26, 2023
TheNiceGuy:
You may use rope because it won't be changed.

Arabic is also official language just as English, stop being insensitive.


Between, why are you so much engrossed with Lagos, when will you use moniker related to Imo State, like Prince of Orlu, Ashiwaju of orlu, oloye of orlu
you must find way to tribalize everything. Buffon.

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Politics / Re: Festus Keyamo: How I Bought My House In The US by Mikeeytools: 10:15pm On Apr 22, 2023
alsudan:
Festus I know you can see this message as you’re on this platform.

You are a corrupt thief and a disgrace to the memory of Gani.

I spit on your useless ponk head.
lololo pork head that one loud.
Romance / Re: My Partner’s Betrayal Has Pushed Me To Depression , Please Help by Mikeeytools: 6:25am On Apr 20, 2023
concho:
We started dating when she got admission in 2018. She was a novice and a church girl then .
There was nothing like intimacy till 2021 and that was when I deflowered her ,

Since I promised my self that I must marry who ever I deflowered , I started taking care of some parts of her needs hoping that I will get financially stable and settle down with her .

She was the type of girl that everyone assumed to be an angel . I trusted her more than anything on earth .

She is too jealous that she suspects that I’m cheating even when I was not . She misinterprets everything an opposite sex sends to me

Fast forward to 2022 . She visited one day and got upset that another girl referred to me as “babe” on chat instead of saying “hi” . I insisted that she brings her own phone so I check if a guy has never called her babe

On getting to her chat , I noticed this guy that she saved as “my favorite” . They had no chats (she deletes everything) . I decided to dig deeper only to find out that this guy has been going to her house (family house ) to sleep with her . It’s not once , it’s not twice . And it was frequent the period she even said I should give her space that they were doing family prayers

The worst is that I told the mum and elder siblings out of anger. They did absolutely nothing . The mum only denied knowing that the guy comes around when everyone is out

A month later, I saw a chat of the mum asking her why she doesn’t pick the guy’s call again . I almost ran mad

She has promised and vouched that she won’t try such again and doesn’t know what came over her her .

I have tried everything possible to forgive her since no one treats me the way she does , but I keep loosing weight and falling sick by day .

I’m currently depressed and don’t know what to do again
depression kill you there. Woman that you have not married. What crop of men are this self.
Family / Re: I Need A Divorce Lawyer by Mikeeytools: 10:42am On Apr 18, 2023
oliverwrites:
Ibadan and Lagos. Mostly Ibadan.
do you mind sharing the problem.
Family / Re: I Need A Divorce Lawyer by Mikeeytools: 10:33am On Apr 18, 2023
Where are you located.
Family / Re: Hatred From Women by Mikeeytools: 9:41pm On Apr 16, 2023
Maybe u are gay
Politics / Re: Results On INEC Portal Show Peter Obi, Not Tinubu, Won In Rivers - Premium Times by Mikeeytools: 8:38pm On Apr 16, 2023
Bringbackmandat:
used to know you of being an unintelligent fellow,I never knew it has turned you to a mad man.
very mad man

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Signs Electronic Conscription Bill, to block those who intend to flee by Mikeeytools: 10:12pm On Apr 14, 2023
Billionaire2:
Before you type rubbish about Putin …..
Russia has electricity, world class road network, world class hospitals / health facilities, child-grants for new born babies, elderly grant for elderly people, social security grant for disabled people, etc etc

What does your country have ? ?
What are you proud of a nigerian??

we have snakes that can swallow money.

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