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Family / Re: Side Chick Vs Second Wife, Which Hurts Women More? by Mikeeytools: 11:54am On May 04, 2022
Origin:
It all depends on your perspective...

If you were the child of a side chick or a legitimate wife which would you prefer.

If you were the newcomer would you prefer to be a side chick or a legitimate wife.

By the way, there is nothing like second, third etc wife. Wife is wife..

If you became a widow or divorced (normal life things) would you hope to get remarried or become a sidechick.

The only difference is the legitimacy of the union and the kids. So everyone concerned gains respectability.
am not sure a female wrote this.
Politics / Re: Who Is The Man That Buhari Holds Closely To His Chest? - Justice & Equity Group by Mikeeytools: 1:12pm On May 03, 2022
Cow
Politics / Re: Pregnant Woman Loses Baby After Being Shot By Herdsmen In Benue (Graphic Photo) by Mikeeytools: 9:02pm On May 01, 2022
Zanas:

Will you shut the hell up, what brought Nnamdi Kanu into this talk now? Is he your president or your governor? Is he the one you elected to protect your country and provide security? When will you stop this foolishness? The post is talking about fulani herdsmen attack in Benue and someone is rightfully criticizing the president for not being up to his responsibility and you're here talking nonsense. Maybe he should be clapping for the president over the killings so you can be happy.
thank you bro. Some people are so foolish that's why this country is on steady reverse.

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Politics / Re: Senate Outlaws Ransom Payments, Kidnapping Now Punishable By Death by Mikeeytools: 9:00am On Apr 29, 2022
[quote author=Racoon post=112355086][/quote]we know there is nothing the few common sense people can do about it.they just rule the country anyhow like it's a private enterprise.
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 29 Internet Fraud Suspects In Owerri by Mikeeytools: 7:46am On Apr 29, 2022
BigYash:
See as that Lexus ES neat..

Ef-thief-thief don thief that Lexus so..

Make una go arrest politicians wen be thieves first. Then build companies for these jobless boys to work or help them in acquiring skills.. All these news of arresting and releasing them after paying millions for bail na rubbish..
nice one them go arrest the whole country . Very useless people. No production factory. See China every where production.

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Politics / Re: Crowd Flood APC Secretariat As Yahaya Bello Obtains Presidential Form by Mikeeytools: 8:52am On Apr 28, 2022
mrvitalis:

How much them pay you bros ?
very useless people . This why Nigeria can never be better.
NYSC / Re: Corper Stephanie Terungwa Missing In Abuja (Photo) by Mikeeytools: 10:13pm On Apr 27, 2022
Federal capital territory ooo. No CCTV nothing which kind useless country be this.
Crime / Re: Policemen Beat NSCDC Commandant, Kill Orderly In Imo by Mikeeytools: 9:59pm On Apr 26, 2022
JonCina:
Imagine the irregularities and inconsistencies in this report. I pity whoever believes it.

They said after the Policeman blocked the convoy of the NSCDC Commandant, they ignored him on the Orders of the Commandant.

The same man that was ignored followed them to the office with a pistol and announced that he was a police man.

After releasing him, he called his colleagues who came and beat up the Commandant and stripped him to his pants.

They later released the Police Officer who also called his colleagues who came...


The poster is an NSCDC apologetic!

Whether NPF or NSCDC, they're one and the same and I'm not bothered whoever is served "breakfast in bed"!
nobody is talking about a human they killed. Which kind country be this.

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Politics / Re: Ushbebe, Shortcut Attend As Hon. Enetimi Officially Joins Delta Assembly Race by Mikeeytools: 10:25pm On Apr 24, 2022
gbaskiboy:
Thief parading himself as credible leader.....
They will vanish into the thin air when they win. No credible leaders in Nigeria, everyone is running to secure his/her pocket through massive embezzlement. ...
to buy estate in Abuja
Sports / Re: I Lost My Life Savings #113,000 To Betting by Mikeeytools: 4:51pm On Apr 24, 2022
kuonbe:
Just Friday and Saturday I lost 100plus all my savings to bettings,
Am bleeding and looking at my 2yers old plus boy now if not for him I know what to do now.
Av read and read many talking about betting is not good and I know. But av fall victim in just two days I lost all. Money am saving for house rent all gone. If I cant make it. Am leaving this miserable life all gone. 32 years am nothing wat am I waiting for
who send you? Wen you wan bet am did you ask questions?
Family / Re: How A Custom Officer Impregnated, Kidnapped And Eloped With Wife & Four Children by Mikeeytools: 10:09pm On Apr 23, 2022
Op you are so disgusting. No 1 you are not edo. Edo people no dey mumu like this just lark your load and go and stay with the man and your wife m idioit.
Romance / Re: I Caught My Fianceé Cheating The Second Time. by Mikeeytools: 6:56pm On Apr 18, 2022
Advice kill you dere.
Romance / Re: I Caught My Fianceé Cheating The Second Time. by Mikeeytools: 6:56pm On Apr 18, 2022
Guy you be definition of foolishness.
Romance / Re: I'm Afraid Of My Girlfriend by Mikeeytools: 2:47pm On Apr 15, 2022
luizpippo:
I used to date a babe, when she is going to bath or returning from the bathroom, she would get naked before me, even allow me play with her boobs or couchie.

She could also stay indoors naked with me but when it is time to light, she would be naked from half way down, raise her top above her boobs so i can access them but wont remove the top, her reason is she can't go completely naked since i haven't paid her bride price.


I am kuku less concerned, as far as i gets to hit the punna.
lol all this n sign of psychological problems.
Politics / Re: Rotimi Amaechi Runs Around Stadium As He Declared To Run For Presidency (Video) by Mikeeytools: 8:35pm On Apr 09, 2022
Cubalabloo:
If he like, he should take a marathon race, there is no piece of cake for him in the Villa.
2022 and Nigerians are still foolish like this chasing after one man.
Politics / Re: Kaduna Train Attack: Tinubu Donates ₦50 Million To Injured Victims by Mikeeytools: 9:37pm On Apr 05, 2022
If him like make he donate him kidney. You don old go rest. You did not leave anything bin Aso rock . Go and rest retirement has come.
Autos / Re: SOLD!!! 2005 Toyota Camry LE Registered @1.8m by Mikeeytools: 9:55pm On Apr 04, 2022
You go HDD tire.
Politics / Re: 2023: I Expect Younger Generation To Rescue Nigeria - IBB by Mikeeytools: 9:04pm On Apr 04, 2022
Amalekki:
Maradona grin

Youths don't fall for it o. Well, does it even matter whether you fall for it or not. It's a lose-lose situation and it's all planned by the Maradona and his fellow owners of Nigeria.

Some youths are already spreading the news that there won't be an election in 2023 thinking Nigeria would break up as a result.

I have news for you. You are just a pawn in a complex game of Chess. It's either they have their way in 2023 or there won't be an election. However, your breakup fantasy is a mirage. No election means a military coup as backup plan and that means we are back to square one and it's 1984 all over again with a long transition back to civilian rule. (Maybe the youths of today actually need to experience some years of military rule to respect the older generation lol)

If you think it's impossible, I challenge you to re-read Nigeria's political history again and come back with an unbiased and non-emotional comment.
please park one side.
Politics / Re: Bandits Kidnap 22 Villagers At Anguwar, Abuja-Kaduna Highway by Mikeeytools: 6:40pm On Apr 04, 2022
Lol lol my belle ooo. Barely 24 hours after photoshoot with IG of police

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Crime / Re: Have You Ever Been Held At A Knife/Gun Point: Share Your Experiences by Mikeeytools: 3:41pm On Apr 04, 2022
Hustlerconnect:
I was robbed few weeks ago.
On 11th this month. Here in Abuja wuse 2 by 3 hausa guys with knives
We were 4 in numbers on our to night dinner party
I was the only male in the midst of the 4 people.
While on our way going our car got spoilt ( over heating) by the side of the road we all came down and trying to let it cool off before we add water
. 20mins of waiting 3 armed hausa men just attacked me from behind. Note I was standing alone far from those ladies so i was attacked first. Initially I didn't knew what was happening because they were speaking hausa and one was holding my waist and I was busy pushing him away not until I look up and discovered that he was holding a knife pointing at me to stab me all these girls ran away I was the only one so I was trying my possible best to block myself from the knife trying to hold his hand but he kept swinging it. That's when I pushed him and and started running
they gave me a hot chase I fell down multiple times my phone fell off one of them picked it. I sustained bruises all over my body including dislocation in my upper arm region which I'm still nurturing till date . Have been in a state of depression all these while the trauma and everything keeps ringing in my head. Haven't been able to go to hospital to get myself treated because no enough cash with me again.
I would have been stab to death but I narrowly escaped. It's a miracle that I'm still alive now
Na wah inside FCT again. Always carry a teaser.
Politics / Re: Banditry: IGP Patrols Abuja-Kaduna Road, Deploys Heavily Armed Tactical Squads by Mikeeytools: 5:02pm On Apr 02, 2022
seborrhic:
So body vest and AK 47 is now the "heavily armed"?
When they now use machine gun and night goggles,it may then be termed "extra terrestially armed"?
and heavy spiritually geritualizing am. Mumu people
Family / Re: Should I Marry Her Because Of Her Hard Working Or What People Will Say? by Mikeeytools: 5:36am On Mar 31, 2022
Na handsome dem take dey Feed family? This one never grow
Politics / Re: Prepare For Ransom: Bandits Tell Family Of Man Kidnapped In Kaduna Train Attack by Mikeeytools: 9:45am On Mar 30, 2022
InoGetJoy:

Dem attack em farm. The bingo no gree post pics because he knew people will laugh and condemn him because it's the government he supports. He made mention of it a few times on a thread, but I don't know if he has deleted the posts now
wow very commendable. Dem for rape am join useless bastard.

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Politics / Re: Prepare For Ransom: Bandits Tell Family Of Man Kidnapped In Kaduna Train Attack by Mikeeytools: 9:37am On Mar 30, 2022
InoGetJoy:
All you buffoons supporting this useless government will keep supporting until Nigeria eventually happens to you.
Same way Sarrki the antelope was jumping from thread to thread several years ago supporting this administration until fulani terrorists attacked his farm and destroyed his life investment, and now the useless antelope no dey see food chop not to talk of data to visit nairaland to chant careless.
If you support evil, evil will visit you, that's simple rule
talk true bro. That sarrki dem attack him farm?;why dem no post pictures for net Na.
Celebrities / Re: Mr Macaroni Reacts To The Death Of Chinelo by Mikeeytools: 7:19am On Mar 30, 2022
Simeon88:
My biggest concern about this country is the growing number of stupid people on and offline. The sad reality is that these set of creatures will to a large extent determine whole leads us.

Please how do we overcome this quagmire?
simple insult thier soul. Online and offline I think it has a way of awakening thier spirit.
Sports / Re: Angry Fans Invade Pitch After Nigeria Lose To Ghana In World Cup Qualifiers by Mikeeytools: 9:45pm On Mar 29, 2022
fergie001:

I normally don't watch.....except it's Nations Cup or World Cup.

I didn't watch first leg sef.....then everyone shouting let's do this together.... we now out together.
people died yesterday. Nobody cared.
Sports / Re: Angry Fans Invade Pitch After Nigeria Lose To Ghana In World Cup Qualifiers by Mikeeytools: 9:25pm On Mar 29, 2022
Twoclans:
We dont even deserve to win this match not with all the innocent blood of citizens we have shed in the last 24 hours in this country. angry

and they went to watch match what a country.
Sports / Re: Angry Fans Invade Pitch After Nigeria Lose To Ghana In World Cup Qualifiers by Mikeeytools: 9:24pm On Mar 29, 2022
fergie001:
I stopped watching at minute '85.

So painful....
you even watch self
Crime / Re: Eye Witness Report By A Survivor Of The Attack On The Abuja - Kaduna Train by Mikeeytools: 8:44pm On Mar 29, 2022
sreamsense:


Is your father better than Buhari so you can present him for us to vote? But personally, I will doubt if your father can even craw to where he can lace Buhari's shoe due to embarrassed product like you that comes out of him. Is it Buhari that gave bandit guns to go and kill? Is there any president that is happy killing his citizens? You have turned Buhari to be God who should be everywhere to protect his citizens lazy chap.

Wake up, no leader likes attack of his/her citizens even as strict as Isreal is, there was attack by IS terrorist killing two police yesterday; does that mean Isreal leader wants the killing or leader should be blamed for everything? If you think you can perform better than Buhari, go and join party so we can see what you will do differently. Beside, look for job to do lazy guy so you won't totally depend on Buhari to carry your inherited frustration burden.

If you must blame or critize Buhari or any leader, do it constructively and not just blindly blaming him for your inability to impregnate your wife or other irrelevant issues
no sense at all

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Crime / Re: Eye Witness Report By A Survivor Of The Attack On The Abuja - Kaduna Train by Mikeeytools: 8:42pm On Mar 29, 2022
sreamsense:


Is your father better than Buhari so you can present him for us to vote? But personally, I will doubt if your father can even craw to where he can lace Buhari's shoe due to embarrassed product like you that comes out of him. Is it Buhari that gave bandit guns to go and kill? Is there any president that is happy killing his citizens? You have turned Buhari to be God who should be everywhere to protect his citizens lazy chap.

Wake up, no leader likes attack of his/her citizens even as strict as Isreal is, there was attack by IS terrorist killing two police yesterday; does that mean Isreal leader wants the killing or leader should be blamed for everything? If you think you can perform better than Buhari, go and join party so we can see what you will do differently. Beside, look for job to do lazy guy so you won't totally depend on Buhari to carry your inherited frustration burden.

If you must blame or critize Buhari or any leader, do it constructively and not just blindly blaming him for your inability to impregnate your wife or other irrelevant issues
you no get head

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Sports / Re: Predict Today's Match Between Nigeria And Ghana by Mikeeytools: 6:36pm On Mar 29, 2022
See how useless the country is. Other countries they would kick against the killings in Kaduna. Fools as usual na continue life like nothing happened.
Sports / Re: Predict Today's Match Between Nigeria And Ghana by Mikeeytools: 6:35pm On Mar 29, 2022
Marketgists:
My prediction is Nigeria 0 Ghana 2
The reason is Our PMB is watching it live
Drop your prediction and win exciting prpize
predict kill you there.

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