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Health / Re: Help: My Girlfriend Is Suffering From Post Traumatic Stress Disorder by Mikeeytools: 11:43pm On Nov 03, 2021
Omicron007:


Who told you I am not keeping tabs on situations around the world.
So because Prime Minister Abey and his government are having issues with Tigray region, I should go and enlist in the army to defend Ethiopia or I should travel to Ankara and ask why the Turkish president did not show up at COP26. Should I also go to Kremlin and ask Putin also?

You don't even know what is happening around the world, the Indian president was at the climate change conference.
If you don't have anything to say, just kindly get out.
no what he is saying is do not disturb people on how you want to penetrate a girl on a public space.

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Events / Re: Halloween In Canada And Horror Display (Photos, Video) by Mikeeytools: 8:35pm On Nov 03, 2021
RPG2020:
shocked


Tiwa savage shocked
Nigeria Halloween.
Politics / Re: Babatunde Fashola Visits Bola Tinubu In Abuja (Photos) by Mikeeytools: 1:40am On Nov 03, 2021
Na this man una want make he be president. Lol lol lol lol lol lol eweehhhh . Lol lol lol Abeg make una pity the man Na make he go rest. Even Buhari stand straight pass this one.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Who Head International Organisations by Mikeeytools: 9:13pm On Nov 02, 2021
BJanta:


Ibo get sense?
una don turn am to tribal war now . You all are so foolish. The one the British people do Na still dey worry una . Afonja, ipob. Sense una no get at all. Nonsense

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Crime / Re: My Girlfriend Was Raped In Lagos By A Fat Elderly Man With A Pot Belly by Mikeeytools: 8:56pm On Nov 02, 2021
Kobojunkie:
Stop deviating from the issue here.. undecided
men no issues. You should start thinking of how to stop all this old polithifcians circulating thierself. And leave DNA. They have not finished registration SIM cards even BVN is still not visible. Bro relax leave naija matter.
Crime / Re: My Girlfriend Was Raped In Lagos By A Fat Elderly Man With A Pot Belly by Mikeeytools: 8:50pm On Nov 02, 2021
Kobojunkie:
I don't use that phrase at all because I don't need to. So back to this.... undecided
you should oh bro it's your national pledge.
Crime / Re: My Girlfriend Was Raped In Lagos By A Fat Elderly Man With A Pot Belly by Mikeeytools: 8:47pm On Nov 02, 2021
Kobojunkie:
So you won't try it at all, and you will quickly condemn those who attempt it because to you, Nigeria is better off the way it is today? undecided

So because Nigeria has yet to, this in your mind , successfully carry out free and fair elections, Nigerians shouldn't try anything else? undecided
lol bro there is a reason why we use this phrase so help me God.
Crime / Re: My Girlfriend Was Raped In Lagos By A Fat Elderly Man With A Pot Belly by Mikeeytools: 8:44pm On Nov 02, 2021
Kobojunkie:
This response of yours does not make sense of any kind to this. undecided
lol . This is Nigeriankistan. Things like that don't work.bhkw far NIN guy be realistic and stop dreaming. Have they successfully carried out free and fair elections?
Crime / Re: My Girlfriend Was Raped In Lagos By A Fat Elderly Man With A Pot Belly by Mikeeytools: 8:40pm On Nov 02, 2021
Kobojunkie:
What stops citizens from gathering around to create such a database and then rally to have it installed and used in all 36 states of Nigeria? undecided

This could be an open-source project for Nigerian youths and needs even. undecided
try it and wacth the police shooting of youths.
Crime / Re: UNIABUJA Staff Quarters Attack: Aftermath Of Gunmen Attack (Pictures) by Mikeeytools: 6:16pm On Nov 02, 2021
richmondefosa:
shocked

Na mumu dey pray for Nigeria.

This country is irredeemable.

We have gotten to the point where acts of terrorism are carried out in the open without fear of engagement from security forces.

I remember while growing up, when i hear issues like kidnapping, bombing and other acts of terrorism, only countries like Afghanistan, Uzbekistan and all those stan stan countries come to mind.

Nigeria has joined the league.

This is Nigeria. Anything you see, take it like that.
Nigeriankistan
Politics / Re: Video Of Soldiers Shooting At Civilians In Awgu, Enugu Is Propaganda - Army by Mikeeytools: 2:28pm On Nov 02, 2021
Dedemworld:
Yes it's government movie, not the Nigerian Army
it's called 7th blood. Alias Rambo reloaded.
Crime / Re: My Girlfriend Was Raped In Lagos By A Fat Elderly Man With A Pot Belly by Mikeeytools: 11:07am On Nov 02, 2021
budaatum:
I bet she did not go to report to police so they can take dna to track this rapist down!

Kobojunkie, I'm loving you more each day, please note.
DNA for Nigeria. Bros please which Nigeria you dey? This one or the other one?

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Celebrities / Re: Share Your Embarrassing Or Snub Experience With A Celebrity by Mikeeytools: 9:30pm On Nov 01, 2021
aikyg:
It was during my undergraduate days in Enugu. I entered a bus and saw one of the Nollywood actresses in the same bus. I didn't recognise her immediately, after a while I was able to figure out that she was one of the popular Nollywood actresses. I was already close to my bus stop, so I tore a sheet of paper from my notebook and wrote, "You are one of my favourite Nigerian movie actress." When i got to my bus stop I gave her the note and she hissed and threw it away.
nice one she for stone your head with the paper.

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Shooting Into Civilians' Homes (Video) by Mikeeytools: 8:25pm On Nov 01, 2021
epondudu:

That is why it is called clearance mission.
Any living thing in that village is a potential enemy.
wow what a great defence. Different from the way Americans would conduct Thiers.

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Shooting Into Civilians' Homes (Video) by Mikeeytools: 8:00pm On Nov 01, 2021
epondudu:

Thanks for not being abusive !
Guy that's a village overrun by bandits, and it was cleared by our gallant men, this is the difference between terrorists mode of oparandi and bandits,once bandits takes over a village they force the people out it will only remain those that cooperate with them, informants, cooks, but terrorists in the other hand will only want you to be under their command they only want to control, while a bandits want to steal and kill.
why shooting into the cleared houses?
Politics / Re: Soldiers Shooting Into Civilians' Homes (Video) by Mikeeytools: 6:46pm On Nov 01, 2021
epondudu:
It's happens in one of the villages overan by bandits and it's been cleared by the army..... Nigerians should learn to appreciate the gallant men of the Nigerian Army. Don't let hate overshadow your brain.
VICTORY IS FROM GOD
the bandits where in people's houses. I weep for you.
Romance / Re: Pls Help!!! My Girlfriend Is Putting Pressure On Me by Mikeeytools: 2:19pm On Nov 01, 2021
SmellySperm:
As in, what do you want us to do for u now?
We should borrow you diick to use? undecided
good question let's contribute dick for him. Or advice him how to disvirgin a girl
Celebrities / Re: 'I Am Madam Not Baby' - BBNaija's Angel Smith Says As She Shines In New Photos by Mikeeytools: 10:15pm On Oct 31, 2021
handsomeyitayo:
Angel am here for you baby....gi me your contact...
see wetin u dey post for frontpage. Drugs no good o. Say no to drugs

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Celebrities / Re: 'I Am Madam Not Baby' - BBNaija's Angel Smith Says As She Shines In New Photos by Mikeeytools: 10:14pm On Oct 31, 2021
Men may God not let man daughter grow up like this oo. Infact make I go warn my daughter's in advance.

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Celebrities / Re: 'I Am Madam Not Baby' - BBNaija's Angel Smith Says As She Shines In New Photos by Mikeeytools: 10:10pm On Oct 31, 2021
Na wah ooh Na woman train this one up abi Na monkey?

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Crime / Re: Sporadic Shootin As Military Engage Gunmen In Shootout In Idemili South (video) by Mikeeytools: 6:16pm On Oct 31, 2021
Stankovic22:


Tribal bigots like you is the reason we will continue to have clowns like Mr President in power...
Very correct . They are so foolish everything is a joke to them.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Cry Out Over High Cost Of Cooking Gas by Mikeeytools: 6:22am On Oct 31, 2021
HenryThegreat1:
Apc and general Buhari defenders will ask you how much was it before pdp take over.
I never see people as senseless as apc e - supporters.
especially that one behind that minagrilss . At times you begin to imagine what kind of humans are they.

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Romance / Re: Please Help!!! This Is What My Girlfriend Said To Me!. by Mikeeytools: 12:12pm On Oct 29, 2021
EmzyT:
I wonder where guys like you creep out from, upon all the doses of redpill everywhere on this forum sad is it really worth it? What point are you trying to prove by buying her the Iphone? angry

You got yourself 11 (Phone of like 250- 300k oo) and planning to get your girlfriend a Community hole a phone of like 380-400k (Pikin wey just dey enter her hoeing phase oo)

one thing you should know is that, no matter what you do for these girls, they can NEVER be Satisfied. She wouldn't think twice to dump you once a Guy another maga like you who'll buy her 13Pro max surfaces. But If you still want to go ahead and buy her the phone, make sure you buy it IN YOUR NAME so when you regain your senses back (Coz i'm sure your brain is already clouded with the sweetness of her pussy) then you can go collect your phone anytime sad is the whining even worth it? Can't you just man up and tell her NO? angry

Truly i say unto you my Nairaland Brothers;

A fool and his money will always part ways!
men so sad. They need to bring back the old days of beating a child. Them no knock your head when you small Na make you no get sense. You even called the guy to ask how she behave when she cheated. Lol lol lol oboy i the future.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Approves Construction Of ₦21 Billion 14-Bed Space Presidential Clinic by Mikeeytools: 6:43am On Oct 29, 2021
JuanJO:
you are turning this forum to something else Mr vulturegrill. Does it mean that u lack sense abi you are just typing for the fun sake? I really do not understand this anymore. Enough of all this your stupidity brother.
it's no longer funny very useless human being. Most times I just see the name minagrilss in no say Na nonsense the wan post.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Goes Out With Other Guys Because I Am Broke by Mikeeytools: 1:02pm On Oct 28, 2021
Munzy14:

You are asking us what to do undecided

Drop that certificate, reduce your shoulder and find something useful to at least tackle your needs..

You don't have income and you dey do gf na wetin dey give you moral abeg?

At the end if you don't become something, that girl go use sweep your neighbourhood...In addition to the little she has done.. grin grin

I pity you...The worst is you will come back to shout and call women names, when your don open like say we force you make you keep an unserious one as girlfriend..lmao

Guys try get sense small now...One day you will head a home...Na like this you go take lead a family lipsrsealed

Continue with her and prepare to be with your creator soon...

Una go soon begin pay for advice abeg...After it is business and consultations.
even if them marry he go broke the girl would sleep with their landlord to pay rent. Such a senseless simp.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Goes Out With Other Guys Because I Am Broke by Mikeeytools: 1:01pm On Oct 28, 2021
Ezendimmuo:
My girlfriend likes food a lot...
Sometimes what she wants might be above my budget
I just graduated...no job yet ..
She can call guys on the phone in my presence and beg them for money...
There is this "married" man she sees and has actually spent the night with him and she swears that nothing happened between them...
I can't provide for her needs....
I can't also stop her from getting them...
I love this girl so much
She loves me too..
Anytime I think about this...
It makes me sad
I wanna end everything...
But I can't...
What do I do
this kind mugu go come enter politics come dey rule Nigeria. Am not supprised at all see useless nonsense wen man dey post. Love scatter your head dere.

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Family / Re: I Just Discovered My Wife's Past, How She Lived Her Life While On Campus by Mikeeytools: 2:16pm On Oct 27, 2021
Kai very immatured husband. What rubbish you want to revenge someone past

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Shows Off His Bentley Mulsanne Worth $310,000 (N173,000,000) by Mikeeytools: 3:01pm On Oct 25, 2021
This guy behaves like a child. Child in an adult body.
Politics / Re: Buhari Directs Security Agencies To Ensure Nothing Stops Anambra Guber Election by Mikeeytools: 9:03pm On Oct 21, 2021
He never hear say dem bomb rail track.

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Celebrities / Re: Sex Tape: I Changed The Narrative – Tiwa Savage by Mikeeytools: 7:18am On Oct 20, 2021
Boss13:
You didn't control any narrative. To those who matter, you have destroyed your image and legacy. The video appear to be an inside job for reasons best known to you. However, you spin the story, you consented to the video being made.

The very part of your 41 years body that should be out of public view and kept private is now circulating the internet and here you are claiming you controlled the narrative and beating the blackmailer to their game. What happened to reporting to the Police that you are being blackmailed. The culprit would have been arrested. Even to this point, you have not spoken about actions to take in addressing the humiliation brought on you. Which should include unveiling those responsible and involving the Police.

This is why I said you consented to this and the only narrative you controlled is "clout". If you can expose your private for clout, then you are sick.

To hell with you.
and she get parents oo. What a shameless and useless Garbage.
Crime / Re: How My Friend Was Abducted In Abuja/Nasarawa State (Please Read and Be Careful) by Mikeeytools: 11:31am On Oct 19, 2021
Every body should buy a stun gun. As soon as they start their useless story just put some high voltage in one skull.

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Romance / Re: Is It Okay To Tell A Boy You Have Vaginal Infection? by Mikeeytools: 8:04pm On Oct 12, 2021
Nah wah ooo is it that sense is not common again? Tell him nah he would tell you he would use condom.

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