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Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by mikuz(m): 8:29pm On Apr 11, 2013
[quote author=~vicky~]unfollowing [/quote]. . following suit.
Jokes Etc › Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by mikuz(m): 5:40pm On Apr 11, 2013
hehehe . . .
Rap Battles › Re: Lyrical Chaos : Barackobarz Vs Mikuz by mikuz(mod): 8:31pm On Apr 10, 2013
BarrackoBaRz: Na wa ooo...ah might not make it xha
Ok when you're ready hit me!
Rap Battles › Re: Lyrical Chaos : Barackobarz Vs Mikuz by mikuz(mod): 8:08pm On Apr 10, 2013
We post tomorrow. 12 pm deadline . . cool
Rap Battles › Re: Clash Of The Titans : Siddoggg Vs Mikuz by mikuz(mod): 1:39pm On Apr 10, 2013
siddoggg: Tiehuh......LiKe SeRiOusLyhuh....aLL cOs U NeeD a ReMaTch?......weLL SoRRy To saY.....BuH nOt TiLL u DrOp aN hOnEsT VerDicT.....n MikUs DiS BaTtLe iS StiLL uP FoR MoRe VOTES!!
Until who drops an honest verdict?
So you think I am satisfied with the verdicts because I kept quiet?
Go and work on your weaknesses and stop crying wolf!!
Please don't get me started . . .
Rap Battles › Re: Clash Of The Titans : Siddoggg Vs Mikuz by mikuz(mod): 8:43am On Apr 10, 2013
Closed for votes. Its a tie . . . 3 - 3.
Rap Battles › Re: Clash Of The Titans : Siddoggg Vs Mikuz by mikuz(mod): 6:27pm On Apr 09, 2013
2 - 2 . . . More verds please.
Rap Battles › Re: Clash Of The Titans : Siddoggg Vs Mikuz by mikuz(mod): 3:41pm On Apr 09, 2013
ILLScripts: Delete-this-prick/uneasy-and-pissed/shitting-bricks!

MIKUz,dnt mind ema prince o...siddoggg had better rhymes!!!
You don start again? Didn't the multies rhyme?
Sid rhymed praying(preying) with deadly,cherrie,yearning. You no see that one abi? You know little or nothing about multis.
Stop this immaturity please.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 10:55pm On Apr 08, 2013
streetwize: Rusty Rusty Rusty Rusty But...

F this depraved fad/ I crave days when the brave sparred/
Turned the brainwaves of the weak to lines on a stained slab
When IB's Skeletons were in a closet... and I hung my clothes rack in a graveyard
Now Streetz walks a paved path/But 's still that insane lad/
The tactical manickal jackal/with Cannibal Hannibal's cackle/
that splits fanatical radical rascals/ like mathematical fractals/

My Skill to Kill proves I'm Ill like LL/
Take this L/ reread... and realize that I spell well/
I said farewell/ thinking "Bis'll stand by the fort"/
But I'm sad and distraught/ from the damage that's wrought/
Cuz for the top, Bis now vies with the same guys that he taught?/

No king, So Bis pupils got their eye on the spot/
Makes my blood boil... and I strike while the Iron is hot!!
Plus C Im a man of Steel/ come farther thru a hard ordeal
Lyrical Serial Killer.... Streetz got that Man-Son Will

D vision's 20/20, I'm D 1 with the view
Check, mate . . . The king's position is mine to imbue
Now here's some Sound advice/ Kuz I master Mik/
If Bis bring out that pad. . . I'll make sure Dizaster Strike


Shout out to everyone that's been holding this zone down
and of course that Rabid Meister Ibime. Well done oh!!
Hahahaha
Lmao . . .
Rap Battles › Re: Clash Of The Titans : Siddoggg Vs Mikuz by mikuz(mod): 9:51am On Apr 08, 2013
Ibime thanks for the verdict. What's up the brawl between you and Illscripts?
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 5:23pm On Apr 07, 2013
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 5:19pm On Apr 07, 2013
Thunderstorm
Ema Prince
Airmark
Ibime

Verdicts please . . .
Rap Battles › Re: Clash Of The Titans : Siddoggg Vs Mikuz by mikuz(mod): 5:01pm On Apr 07, 2013
Are you guys having a laugh?
Rap Battles › Re: Clash Of The Titans : Siddoggg Vs Mikuz by mikuz(mod): 6:42am On Apr 07, 2013
Opened for votes
Rap Battles › Re: Clash Of The Titans : Siddoggg Vs Mikuz by mikuz(mod): 10:39pm On Apr 06, 2013
Siddoggg 20 lines/ 10 bars. Modify your post.
Rap Battles › Re: ******WARCRAFT: THE APOCALYPES*** Ibime Vs Mikuz by mikuz(mod): 10:01pm On Apr 06, 2013
LOL @ Serial Killing in Rap.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 9:58pm On Apr 06, 2013
That caesarean wordplay was cray!
Rap Battles › Re: Clash Of The Titans : Siddoggg Vs Mikuz by mikuz(mod):
I build punches to delete this prick/ with lines moulded to leave him 'uneasy and pissed'/
. . . I make him swallow blocks . . cos I aint started yet and hes already 'shitting bricks'!!/


I blast this habitual sucker/ pulling classical stunners/ cos I'm a radical gunner/
Phock arabian figures . . I X Si (IXC) . . like I was writing 89 in cardinal numbers!!!/


I slaughter this imb/ cos when I'm storming the scene/ I bring thunder to him/
. . . chase him with a car's radiator . . to make sure he 'runs out of steam'!!!/


Since hes phoney and wack/ Ill slash the hommie in half/
Swing a wire-saw . . to give him a 'Wall-cut' . . like I was introducing 'Theo' in a match'!!!/


This maggot is weak/ so its only right that I fracture his cheek/
Hes lost RECORD of his spits . . so Ill nail a COMPACT DISC . . to his anus . . thats to make him keep TRACK of his sh¡t!!/


. . . he'd be whooped proper/ for being a f@g and a dude lover/
Kill him at Stamford Bridge . . and leave Man U supporters . . 'screaming blue murder'!!/


SEADOG is stup¡d and queer/ I rip the rookie in shreds/ and end is foolish career/
. . . but if hes looking to dare . . he ll cry WOLF . . cos Ill send PIRATES who bully with shears . . to reduce him to tears!!/


. . . he better quit claiming hes ill/ or that I'm on equal levels with him/ cos Ill disable this whimp/ till his lawyers table his will/
Pick and load ma tec/ to have him 'walk through the valley of the shadow of death'/ If he fails to 'take to the heels'!!!/


My blade and pistol/ erase this weasle/
. . cos Ill raise a chisel/ to amputate his ankle . . for tryna rub shoulders . . with a rampaging eagle!!/


I got mad lovers/ from his VILLAGE to AHOADA/ but his flows hardly pass borders/
. . so this black fraudster/ better not set his foot in PH . . or try to CROSS RIVERS . . cos Ill practically eat Dog . . like my CALABAR brothers!!!!/
Rap Battles › Re: ******WARCRAFT: THE APOCALYPES*** Ibime Vs Mikuz by mikuz(mod): 7:21pm On Apr 06, 2013
ILLScripts: Ok Mikuz,u know We are both busy With Fb battles...but I can manage to script something! So when do We battle??!
We fix the date moment Ibime sees this.
Rap Battles › Re: ******WARCRAFT: THE APOCALYPES*** Ibime Vs Mikuz by mikuz(mod): 4:23pm On Apr 06, 2013
sleakid: u dnt knw wat tripple threat is?
hehe Sike. I don't have time for battles of such nature.
Rap Battles › Re: ******WARCRAFT: THE APOCALYPES*** Ibime Vs Mikuz by mikuz(mod): 4:01pm On Apr 06, 2013
sleakid: pop doc 4 sleak vs iceberg vs nosa plz
Sike one battle at a time . . .
Rap Battles › Re: ******WARCRAFT: THE APOCALYPES*** Ibime Vs Mikuz by mikuz(mod): 3:43pm On Apr 06, 2013
Ibime: Appreciate all the late verdicts but this battle has been declared closed long ago. The two wise heads whose verdict we agreed would decide the battle have given Mik the verdict and I have also conceded the battle. But if NL wanna see a rematch I don't mind penning something this weekend . . .or next weekend if Mik is too busy with his various battles on NL and facebook
I have 3 battles lined up for me in the next four days. Siddoggg today, Mr Huge on FB tomorrow and Tuesday is Barack's turn. This weekend is pre-occupied for me. Moreover, a battle with Illscripts this weekend will do well to keep the fans gingered up for next week's rematch.
Rap Battles › Re: Lyrical Chaos : Barackobarz Vs Mikuz by mikuz(mod): 2:51pm On Apr 06, 2013
BarrackoBaRz: Na Mikuz deY DeLaY WoOh...dn't KnOw Whassup with Him...
. . . check the new date.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 9:57am On Apr 06, 2013
Rap maestro: Sunshade... I just deflect d rayz of light from dis 'sun{son}'/
so i bring em' to my bar and make em' pay alright from condition/
that i'd leave em stun/
i'm big and strong/
not like sum suckerz dat f**k too much wit their 'not-too-long'/
pprick, i'll break my 'b.utt-tool-on'/~bottle
dem like dey've got an emergency case wit their a$$ full of Murgle-worms/
i stand at ease at this peepz, cos i ain't scared-of-their-sh?t/
cos like toilet worms i'll make a meat, teared-outta-ya-sh?t/
lyk tooth brush, i'll give care-to-ya-teeth/
by giving a 'punch' in a circle mood to give u an allround-beat and leave u with danglerz like rope stuck-in-ah-clit/
yes yes.. I've met-hard-core/
yes yes.. If not 4 God, u would see a 'DEAD-ANCORE'/
cos d guy dey 'piss' me too much, and like diabetes piss wit d size of bull's head.. I'll tear-ah-ball/
i stare-at-qodz/
wit eyes 'stone-cold' like medussa and dey'll fear to prepare-a-board/
i kill and bust their call/
call dat end witout d red key on cell phone cos i'll crush-dah-chord/
i'on trust-my-buds{buddy}/
cos dem d0pe too much, sotey if u send dem to hell, they'll bring-d-god/
dey'll wring-den-murd/
but i'm compassionate like i'm from 'Samaria', so I lift-tha-Lords{of here by been wack shebi}
Peepz be like 'Rust-in-peace' but why you kill 'Metal-for?'/
i just tell 'em not to f**k-wit-me cos like 9ja idol's paper i'm in beta-form/
be rest-assured... Dat as a Maestro at Rap, i'll damage like 'lethal-Gun'/
dissing-too-much for this flow-for-rank/
i can't also help pissing-dis-boys cos i make dem angry when i blow-a-bank/
and leave dem to clean and throw-d-pranks/at Cops{corpse}, choi Morgue-attendant with da tray, slow-at-hand//... Meaningfuless.. Oya kill ya self
Your lines are now readable . . .
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 1:19am On Apr 06, 2013
Dj me loved that . . .

You're soft in diss/ like a water-logged biscuit/
. . he ll never come-up with nice raps . . If he phucked his gifts!!/
This is a rare speech/ amateurs in Los angeles . .
. . will cringe when they hear this/
. . my racket smash balls . . even Miami Masters . . couldn't handle my service!/
I stand high/ so you can't tie/ with this grand guy/
. . . he couldn't get close to my rhymes . . even with a slant-eye!/

grin
Rap Battles › Re: ******WARCRAFT: THE APOCALYPES*** Ibime Vs Mikuz by mikuz(mod): 11:07pm On Apr 05, 2013
Rap Battles › Clash Of The Titans : Siddoggg Vs Mikuz by mikuz(mod):
Siddoggg vs Mikuz

20 lines/ 10 bars
Voting criterias
Opener
Multies/ Rhymes
Wordplay
Punchlines
Metaphors/ Similies
Flow and
Closer

Deadline : Saturday, 6th April 2013 - 9pm

The thread will be opened 30 minutes before deadline.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 7:04pm On Apr 05, 2013
increda: Rap Battles /Re: Flow For Rank by sleakid (m):3:46pm On Jun 09,2012

crizzy you're a disgrace..
Biting what someone droppd years go.
Tufiakwa. U shuld be killd
LOL
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 12:46pm On Apr 05, 2013
See as Dbr just dey drop sick metaphors here and there. Its still in the blood.
. . . make I diss am . .#typing

Word!
Rap Battles › Re: ******WARCRAFT: THE APOCALYPES*** Ibime Vs Mikuz by mikuz(mod): 6:58am On Apr 05, 2013
Lol . . .
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 12:26am On Apr 05, 2013
khimwhyte: lolz sleak is my boss oh. Just suprised at the sudden change.. Presently he cnt come up wit diz even when he's aving mental problem..
Mike i find your first verse for ffr taya. I no see am
Wetin you wan use do?
Go to jokes section. Na there e dey . . .

LOL . . .
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 10:51pm On Apr 04, 2013
Real hated/ related


Sike you no go kill person!

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