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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 11:48am On Apr 15, 2013
khimwhyte: either FATFISH or AIRMARK badged you a vet. Either ways, ur wack and thats fact..
Deal with it. Am out kid
Yes Im a Pro and a wack netcee.

Ok now chill . . . take a deep breath. A glass of milk would help!

grin grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 11:21am On Apr 15, 2013
khimwhyte: u choosed to learn 4rm ibime, dbr, sleak doesnt like their style. So wadup wit it huh? And stop blaming me on meaningless things. Sleak is good and thats fact.
Or we shuld start quoting yah wack flows too? U calld yaself a vet, yet u playd "teeths"..
If ibime had nt said sleak's verse didnt end wit rhymes, wuld u av known? Mikuz ur nt a vet yet. Ur stil a pro
Ibime said the verse had no end rhymes (partially true), but I said it had little or no end rhymes(totally true). grin
Apart from that it is only a netcee who started to rap yesterday would not notice the wackness in that verse! He was just bending the rules!
End rhymes were the most notable flaw since it's the second step in learning how to rap!
Since FFR pioneers have already badged me a vet,grin Its' nothing to me if a netcee who learnt how to rap from Sleakbaby says otherwise.grin . . I am a vet, learn how to live with it. grin grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 10:53am On Apr 15, 2013
khimwhyte: like illscript who'l hype u here and criticize u at fb? Case u dnt knw.. Neva has sleakid murkd any nairalander on fb..
Mikuz vs ibime, most peeps can tel sleakid also promoted dat troll on sum of fb groups thats why it went round..sleakid and chuka..
Fine the boy has gat some ego, bt its fact u guys just downgrading him to the fullest and its unfair..
Ibime ur matured unlike that kid mikuz. Think abt it
True vets never lie. Sleakid and I started off from FFR RAP ACADEMY the same year with spitting below average lines. grin
Couple years after see where I am. grin
Even though we started at the same footing, no seasoned vet would rank him in the same level with me. grin Any unbiased netcee who lists his top 5 in NL will never skip Mikuz grin
^^ Why's that? Simple. I humbled myself, took time to study and learn from those who came before me. Dbr painted the picture in the Ibime vs Mikuz thread( where you hyped it as dop3) that I am now a vet cos I worked hard for it! grin
. . . but you and Increda are killing the poor boy's career. grin
Especially you Khim, see the wack verse you quoted from Sleak couple hours ago and hyped it as ill. grin
How can a netcee write a battle rap with little or no end rhymes? grin
Stop doing this to Sleakbaby! grin
If you really like him as you claim then tell him to humble himself, listen and learn!
You say you learnt how to rap from him but he is wack and you're not. grin
^^ How does that sound. . . ?

Khimwhyte!!! Tell your boyfriend to listen and learn. grin Just like you listened and learnt! grin


Sleakidbaby!! listen and learn . . . grin grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 9:02am On Apr 15, 2013
increda: mikuz that shid played? Like khim said, he's won. U just hating over nothing. He aint even dragging best rapper with you and u killing yourself slowly..
Long as NL is concerned, sleak is the only emcee who dnt brag and i respect him for that..
Ibime that flow aint a recent flow. U cnt tel me, u startd ddope.. We all due respect..
And mikuz, u lack ideas, sleak brought out the NL vs FB ish, why act like you can think of something like that?
Get it, will you?
Sleak won because CREDIBLE VOTERS were absent. Deal with that!
Are you kidding me? Sleak will never do a pun as half as good as that mathematic wordplay till he retires! grin

And take note, he aint boasting about the battle like he usually does because he knows Berg murked him. They just dashed him the victory grin
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 8:52am On Apr 15, 2013
[quote author=Sys_anthony_fis]so look i came from the bottom to the top like convection yo azz is contradictory like cat erections and i forgot to mention how your raps are not on my level mine belong in a new bible yours are in a kennel and when you finally learn not to f*** with me ill let you go luckily now when u reply remember that i will always be better that is if you got the balls yeah u dont my rap is like a center blockin yo shitt get tall yea thats sys man just fck the rest ha u layin eggs but wheres the birds nest so look ya gets no love or affection u in the wrong place this is the rap battle section now once again grow a pair and reply cuz you know i getz more hits than psy and my beat is beefed up like pot pie[/quote]You're better than Sleak by a mile. You and am no be mate! grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 8:44am On Apr 15, 2013
I even rank Crizzy above Sleakid. . . grin
Khimwhyte and Increda are the only ones he is better than. grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 8:29am On Apr 15, 2013
khimwhyte: lwkmd.. Sleakidbaby. U must drop something for me please..
I missd yah lines like mad
grin

Lol . . . While Sleak was scoring cheap points with wack puns that even a 10 year old can write, the mathematics wordplay from Berg showed why Sleak will never be up to his level. Sleak never uses vocab,his grammer and the colloquial jargons he spits on dailies don't speak good of him,his wordplays are always cheap/over-played, creativity? Dude's always generic, nothing special about his similies and metaphors plus he needs to learn how to write multis!
Look at Berg's verse,creative! He had a better command of English and his creativity was class!
With respect to that battle, the only criterion Sleak did better was on Punchlines!! Apart from that, Berg was better on every other aspect!!
Sleak up your game!! grin
Right now the top 10 netcees who have spat on NL this year are as follows, and it looks like you're missing grin

1. Ibime
2. Thunderstorm
3. Mikuz
4. Ema Prince
5. Deadscrollz
6. Siddoggg
7. Killaverse
8. Daphantom
9. Illscripts
10. Nosa gold/ Iceberg

Sleak you can't make the list. You aint good enough to do so. Go and Improve yourself then you MIGHT make the top 20! grin
And when the NL vs Tourney comes up I hope you know that you won't rep NL? grin
We no go choose you!! grin grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 7:44am On Apr 15, 2013
khimwhyte: its a facebook battle. Sleakid whooped iceberg and the haters started ranting.. Like they expect sleakid to loose..
Well mikuz, sleakid has won and you cant do anything about it.. You can take your view to www.pressmedia.com ..we dnt care
mtchew. . .tongue
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 11:31pm On Apr 14, 2013
increda: holy Christ.
And u call yourself dope..
Like wtf
I phrase with no frills/ aces know this/ but this fakes unnoticed/
cos her b00bs are dry . . she like newborn babies . . no 'teeths'!/

whats "teeths'? Stil wordplayin wacks[wax]..
Even ur blossom shid cnt stand independent..
And when u lost against khim white, u argued again.. Tell me she wont bury u wit stuffs like this



she drilld u mikuz. Deal wit it.. The couples are ddope
Lmao . . .
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 10:31pm On Apr 14, 2013
Rap maestro: boss, i'm here
How are you . . . ?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 9:39pm On Apr 14, 2013
Hello . . . ?
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 8:49pm On Apr 14, 2013
Lol . . .
@ Anthony

You're very good. . .

cheesy cheesy
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grin grin
Rap Battles › Re: Clash Of The Titans : Siddoggg Vs Mikuz by mikuz(mod): 8:37pm On Apr 14, 2013
siddoggg: wHat aN eXCusE...........
I told you. What if I unhide it and it turns out not to be a verd. . . ?
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 5:56pm On Apr 14, 2013
Him against me? He ONLY
DISSING ME so to boast he's
tough

^^ This is what Increda placed in bold and asked us to read. . .
WTF!!
What a punchline!! grin grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 5:51pm On Apr 14, 2013
Increda re-read those lines you placed in bold.

Do they make any grammatical sense?

If I get what he was tryna mumble. He is saying that Bergs' shot are missing him like love letters?
To you that simile is wowing?

Smh!
No be only love letters!
Icebergs' shots are missing him like Romantic text messages!!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 1:42pm On Apr 14, 2013
[quote author=GLACIERZ!]nucca. . .dnt get me pissed, it was a friendly brawl, i'l say, cos i wasnt angry when i was scripting. . . .i no wan talk too much sha. SLEAK neva and can neva ridicule me. . . .no one is above losing!

i lost, probably d next time i'l beat him. . .who knws? so jst stfu mahn. . .and stick to ya lane #nohardfeelings

TNKZ ILLSCRIPTS![/quote]Do not be deceived! Your opponent edged you cos he wrote more words/lines. I think you have learnt from this. Next time you wanna battle on FB, write as many lines as possible! Since there's no rule for stretching.
If its a 16 lines diss, pen 30!!
Take it from Mikuz.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 12:21pm On Apr 14, 2013
khimwhyte: really been long.. Daphantom nice cypher..
Waow everybody just keeping it real. Mike ibime, 5naira, increda, berg. Sleakbaby, nosa, i see y'all.. Crizy u nid a life. Damn..
Lolz sleak vs iceberg? I'd like to see some of sleak's lines please.. I missd my baby's lines.. That quoted bar up their realy is funny..
Increda help me
Who won anyway?
Who is Mike. . .?
Rap Battles › Re: Clash Of The Titans : Siddoggg Vs Mikuz by mikuz(mod): 8:08am On Apr 14, 2013
You don't care what they are?
So we should chuck up the rules of NL because of you?
. . If you aint self-disciplined, others are!
Politics › HORROR AT NOON: How Militants Killed Policemen In Bayelsa State by mikuz(op): 7:02am On Apr 14, 2013
The putrid stench of
decomposition was the
ugly reminder of lives
that once bubbled.
For all of four days, their
bodies could not be
located.
Rotting away in the dingy
creeks of Azuzuama
community, Southern Ijaw
Local Government Area of
Bayelsa State, the bodies
were already even no
longer identifiable – apart
from the anatomy which
portrayed them as men.

http://www.mikuzchat.tk/forum2_theme_898071.xhtml?hash=9428b1ee59b5f4cb5f3f1a8e999a0c&tema=42
Jokes Etc › Re: This Joke I Personally Composed Is Curently Toping The UK Chart .....enjoy It by mikuz(m): 6:29am On Apr 14, 2013
Lol . . .
Jokes Etc › Re: Thunder Fire Your Yansh If You View This Thread Without Commenting by mikuz(m): 6:24am On Apr 14, 2013
PretiEbony: grin grin grin grin
wink
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 8:40pm On Apr 13, 2013
lil jboy: La just this one you see they complain? That guy is good, nothing like long updates
. . . wetin come concern you with my posts?
Face front abeg!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 8:04pm On Apr 13, 2013
Sarosh Mohammed: (1)Coming to Insignia I've
been the SMARTEST IN THE
ROSTER, going up against
me is like facing 300
SPARTANS AND SOME
MONSTERS/ I'll have you
served, complete,
GARNISHED WITH THE
SAUCES, so its high time
you quit rapping, we'd
"appreciate it if you went
silent" like "The ARTIST AT
THE OSCARS"//
(2) I'll leave ya SCARRED,
TWISTED IN BOXERS when i
DROP HOLES IN YOUR FACE,
one look at you and i
know you're a loser cos im
like SherLOCK HOLMES IN A
WAY/ Im the kind to send
your FLOCK SMOKIN AWAY,
you better go back to
your cypher cos like
"Tweety" in the cartoons
truth is you only "TALK
BOLD IN YOUR CAGE"//
(3)Watch how his BLOCKS
FOLDIN AWAY, i pity you,
Wish this TARD CREEP WAS
NEVER BORN, if you think
you're "growing leaps and
bounds", then the way
you're stagnant you must
be like "CART WHEELIN
LEPRECHAUNS"/ Been
better than you twice
before so it aint a
surprise who's BARS PEEPS
ARE BETTIN ON, look your
best couldnt "match my
Prime in a battle" like
"STARSCREAM AND
MEGATRON"//
(4)Might as well record
this beating, tag it under
HARD THEME IN KILLER PORN,
and make a living selling it
OVER NETFLIX, im the
brightest out here im
KNOWN FOR MA SPITS, this
dude has got a BONER FOR
DICKS/ You should've
listened to people when
they TOLD YA TO QUIT, cos
you've "stayed in the
shadow of a star" for so
long peeps are callin it a
SOLAR ECLIPSE//
(5)Your tracks make the
same sound as a urinal
when i GO FOR A PISS...
(timecheck)...been a long
time since you RAN WITH
THE CLASSICS, ima Bleep
with your head, leave
your top floor in a mess
like there's a JAM IN THE
ATTIC/ And people have
never been a FAN OF YA
ANTICS cos looking at this
pic showin off your
AMPHIBIAN TACTICS, theres
no doubt you'll "go both
ways" like "MAD INDIAN
TRAFFIC"//
(6)Bleep this SAD MINION
FAGGIT, im sure your gay
friends add a lotta SPARK
IN YA VENTURES, you've
been sucking on so many
dicks its starting to leave
a MARK IN YA DENTURES/ I'll
put an end to this shit
when i fill the TORQUE IN
MA WRENCHES, and you'll
see me put an "arrow
through A" like im
promoting "Tony STARK
AND AVENGERS"//
(7)Leave you PHONEY
ARCHED IN A STRETCHER
when im SUPPOSED TO STOP
SPRAYIN YA, how's he
gonna upstage me when
he's this CLOSE TO
ANAEMIA? I'll raise a TOAST
TO YA FAILURE cos you've
been second best for so
long you wouldnt "cross
the barrier" sailing along
the COAST OF AUSTRALIA//
(coolLeave you hitting the
walls in despair like a
GHOST WITH HYSTERIA,
itching like he got SAND IN
HIS INNERS, i'll fuckin
CANNON YA LIVER, blow him
to smithereens and leave
a dog THANKING FOR
DINNER/ And theres no
chance this SCAM IS A
WINNER cos his style of
spitting is like he pisses...he
just cant STAND AND
DELIVER//
(9)His only FANS IN THE
MIRROR, im not the kind to
put a CLIP ON HIS BACK, i'll
have his heart pounding
faster than a new CLIQUE
ON THE STRAPS catching a
bunch of CRIPS IN THEIR
ACT/ So stop saying you're
the SWIFT ONE, YA WHACK
cos this pic is your only
claim to causing a SHIFT ON
THE TRACKS//
(10)Lets STICK TO THE
FACTS, you're just another
guy FALLIN FOR CHRONICS,
its been ages since i lost a
battle so i'll FOLLOW MA
PROMISE/ The truth is
bitter but you better
SWALLOW THE TONIC cos
you might think you're the
number 1 contender but
"That Dude" is just
"another guy in the
crowd" like "WALDO IN
COMICS"//
(11)My winning streak is
as good as HOLLOW DA
DON'S IS, and ask your girl
she knows i got some
IMPRESSIVE BARS, Last time
she asked him to "be good
with his fingers" he rocked
a playstation, no wonder
the SEX DINT START/ So
better GET THIS TARD,
next time she asks you to
"grow up and get a life"
she doesnt mean hitting
those Mario bricks with
QUESTION MARKS// (12)I'll
have you butchered and
SENT IN PARTS,
SLAUGHTERED, BLAZED,
SOFTENED, your text is
whack but since your
styles derived from Himesh
i bet even your CONCERT
CAME ROTTEN/ And you can
hear death ON ITS WAY
KNOCKING cos when its
down to the real deal you
wouldnt step up to the
streets (Step Up 2: The
Streets) if you was rolling
with ROBERT 'CHASE'
HOFMAN//
(13) I leave a trail of blaze
like a COMET CAME POPPIN,
this bloke may talk about
how hard he is but they're
just OLD STORIES, matter
of fact he as soft as
BOLOGNESE/ And we all
know whos the PRO, OH
PLEASE, cos when i come
at you with STONE COLD Gs
you'll feel like a "horse left
his mark on your chest"
like wearing "POLO TEES"//
(14)I can murder you SOLO
B, and watch you BOZO
BLEED, have YA CRANIUM
SCREWED IN WAYS that'll
leave Jigsaw wondering if
AN ALIEN FLEW THIS WAY/ I
got the foreigners saying
THIS ASIAN DUDE IS GREAT
but you? you wouldnt
bring the "heat to the
table" with URANIUM 238//
(brush up your chemistry
bitches!)
(15)When he's up against
me its for the FANS TO SEE
THIS KID SUCKS, I hate to
squash his dreams of
winning so somebody give
this MANATEE A BIG HUG/
Cos as long as im alive you
wont get to "hold the cup"
like AMPUTEES AT STRIP
CLUBS//
(16)He'll fuckin fall AT HIS
KNEES FOR QUICK BUCKS,
you no longer text good,
it aint august yet but we
see AUTUMN GROW ON YA
DOME, its high time you
quit cos we've already
GOTTEN BORED OF YOUR
TONE/ I'll make sure you'll
"feel outta place" like i
OFTEN BLOW UP YA HOME so
when this battles done
peeps will clearly see this
"zero next to a star" like
the BOTTOM ROW OF THE
PHONE//
Sarosh . . . !! My only wahala with him is that his lines are always too long!
Rap Battles › Re: Clash Of The Titans : Siddoggg Vs Mikuz by mikuz(mod): 2:16pm On Apr 13, 2013
siddoggg: MiKUZ....Y aRe u HiDinG VoTeS Dat HaVe GONe aGainsT u??...pLs Don't dO tHat aNyMoRe...sHiD Don't spEaK gOod oF u
. . . Since when did you start displaying such immaturity?
What if I unhide them and it turns out that they ain't verds?
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 12:09am On Apr 13, 2013
[quote author=GLACIERZ!]MIKE, dat was bad of em. . .well all we can do is say ITS A PITY BRO. . .DAT U LOST



*sobs* gringrin[/quote]. . . like you gon' lose to Sleak at Illsquard!!

tongue
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 11:44pm On Apr 12, 2013
No thanks to a bunch of wack haters, it was supposed to have been an Illscripts vs Mikuz final . . .

Ukeme Ulquiorra Uduak

Pls note his name kingsley Mikuz
Ezeala (M, K, E)
Ist off, I apologise for dat LAST
BATTLE, a keystyle put me and
frank in d same WACK SADDLE...
But now THAT MOOD's CHANGED/
See AH BRUISE LAMES and Hell
already HAD U CLAIMED so when
I'm done yall gon see 'MK in a
box' ...... BRAND NEW GAME (-_-)
(Lost to Hel'ion)
See I could RIP HIM OR CHOKE
BREATHE outta this WEAKLING's
UNGROWN VERSE, Ur like "ice in
sahara".. no ones FEELING UR
COLD THREATS!/
Ibime turns u on! mere thoughts
be KEEPING YOUR HOLE TENSED So
dont act tough cuz facing Doom
we saw 'M brace'... like a MEETING
OF OLD FRIENDS !//
And my fire strong, DESTROYS
ZONES AND RANCHES, LEAVE UR
BONES BLACK AND WEAK and
they'll find 'M bars' WITH SOME
COAL AND ASHES when I SPLIT YA
RATIONAL THOUGHTS/
I SEE YA PASSION AS NAUGHT cuz
a single punch will 'give u a
change of timezones' like
INTERNATIONAL CLOCKS!!/
My FIST HAVE THIS HO STUNNED,
ur HITS LACK DEVOTION cuz Ur
"too weak to kill" like cyanide
CRYSTALS IN OCEANS!/
Ill DISPATCH THIS LOW SCUM! its
funny.. D broke kid brags on
Nairaland but only time 'M eats'
is when SIGNALS IN MOTION!//
Kingsley Mikuz Ezeala

My verse against Uduak

This LINE STRECTHING FAKE IS
LAME/ so Ill SILENCE THE GAY WITH
PAIN/
. . my sword split UK in two . .
like I was BISECTING GREAT
BRITAIN!!/
I 'cock' my gun to make a rout
commence/ and rip this 'owl' in
shreds/ . . so he better 'chicken'
out . . or Ill make him suffer a
death-penalty for his 'fowl'
offence!!/
My rhymes make this dude
suffer/ cos the swines a true
sucker/
so Ill prepare an axe to give him
a 'fractional slash'(/) like I was
'dividing two numbers'!!/
I BLOW UP THIS FAGGIT/ cos he
RHYMES SO SOFT AND TRAGIC/
. . I hang him with a Usb cable . .
and put U3 out of existence like
MICRO-SOFT AND SANDISK!!!/
One of the voters . . .

Essien Andikan

ok no vex if ma English z 2 wack
4 ya.. believe me i try so hard
ok how about this??
ryme- u3
punchline- u3
metaz- u3
wordplay- u3
flow- u3
personalz- u3
Rap Battles › Re: Clash Of The Titans : Siddoggg Vs Mikuz by mikuz(mod): 4:42pm On Apr 12, 2013
Illscripts keeps falling hands. . . Y'll need to see what he did on FB concerning this battle!
Music/Radio › Re: The Nigerian Music Industry Needs You But Not As A Singer Ojb, Jezreel by mikuz(m): 7:13am On Apr 12, 2013
Ojb brought up Tuface? shocked
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 11:08pm On Apr 11, 2013
Peace!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod):
DEADLINEZ: mewn ffr dry ooo weytin happin...#Sad#
I guess this is the end for me and FFR.
. . . chucking up my deuces!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by mikuz(m): 9:30pm On Apr 11, 2013
vision2050: shocked to where toilet i guess?
. . . to my room please!

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