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airmark: corel for quarel and tell a vision for television. Khim why u dey do this?

You get time. I swear!

mistaswag: mikuz, Ibime, Ema prince, dj5naira, nosa gold and ojoawo drop verd for diz ma brawl againt Barrack0barz.. biko!!!i wan knw maybe na me ccum weak or na FB voterz wack!

He did better than you. TBH

Ema prince: even though ur vote doesn't count...i'll still like u to vote based on the criterias dropped by thunderstorm.that's how u know ur winner.


Ibime is still no doubt the nicest netcee i ever witnessed.also the best nairaland have ever had.

Supported . . .

Rap maestro: Lwkmd... Sotey i laff fall for gutter.. So na so u self begin abi

Lmao . . . I go ban Thunderstorm.

streetwize: WTF!! Ibime murdered Mikuz, hands down like 6:30

OMG . . Speechless!

LOL . . .
Thunder did you have to do that?
I thought we are friends . . .
I'm hiding that post!!

Lwkmd . . .

sleakid: hahahaha okay bt mike dont forget so soon khimwhyte trashd you.
Lwkmd

. . . Yeah Sike. We had a nice time on ya bed. She's really good down there.

ThunderStorm: Lmfaooo!

. . . the remaining one na Saroosh.

ThunderStorm: where that moderator's lounge dey? Link.

Lol . . .
It's only for moderators.

Slyr0x: STFU Kid!!! Ayology, Blaqbones got their inspiration from IBIME

If there were five sick netcees on FB. Ibime taught four of 'em how to rap!

hahahaha . . . Slyrox.

@ Sleak
I refused to hide that post make people see how you take dey falls hands.
Why are you doing this to yourself?

Slyr0x: Quotables from Mikuz' verse

The raps ya busting/ is arrant rubbish/ You haven't yet discovered ya calling/
. . . but if you claim you hard and balling/ . . Ill leave you 'between the devil and the deep blue sea' . . when I attack with Sharks and Dolphins!!!/

I put guns in action/ to get him sprayed in an awry fashion/
. . . mathematically . . ma axe give his skull a 'long division' . . cutting his body parts into 'improper fractions'!!!/


Almost all Ibime's lines are quotables

These crazy bars. . . I display are razor sharp. . . . to tear his face apart/
Hold his severed head above his body. . . .till he look like. . . . an upside down exclamation mark!! /

Recently we joke like mates/ but if he provoke my rage/
Ill smash his face into a 'grandfather clock'. . . . to give him a good beating. . . .for 'old time' sake!!/ Crazyyyyyyy


Me and this geezer ain’t friends/ so he better cease the pretence/
cos I’ll order confra boys to "burn Jew". . . .even if he 'greet me in French'!!/ Another maaaaad line

I crack skulls when I hammer this queer hard/ and use an axle to panel his rearguard/
beat him till he’s exhausted . . . then sell him to mechanics as spare parts!!/

so you could say he’s 'kin with my faeces'. . . . cos 'he relate to my shít'!/

Slice his neck/ for tryna fight with vets/ without showing the right respect/
There’s a '1 in 6 chance' of leaving here alive. . . .if he 'dice' with death!/ - Nice one from the Mathematics graduate


Kudos to the 2 great Netcees

You sabi waka oh . . .

marcavellio: call out sidogg.... wanna bury you......

mikuz next........... 16 lines

. . . drop a freestyle at the Flow for rank thread. Thats how we do it here . . .

DBR: Me? hehehe..im retired mehn!
Plus i think FFR is in safe hands..
For me, im rusty like a buried copper. .
all i do now is listen to fuji tungba music and sip pinacolada

oNe

Thank you Thank you!

dj5naira: This Tasmanian is a ragin' bigot/ the devil's advocate . Lucifer's real son/ that lace punches with supreme force/
I wage war with brazen demons . even my Bull Pen got 3 horns!/

Ima spiky Greyhound/ in this playground/ you a wild Joker . . . but I could tame clowns/
Cos 1 blast from my bazooka . . . would definitely bring your waist down!/

Split ma figure of speech into equal parts . metaphors, wordies and pun/
so like Fanta slogan . . . I simply Share the Fun/

But most of y'all journalists sourcin' for dopey lyrics/ postin' blurred prewrittens . . . with its provenience unclear/
Even albinos cheatin' against the odds/ tradin' barz with shady thugs/ which is not fair/
His mind is lost . his thinking? ELSEWHERE/ fond of pocketin' kobos . . . in his menswear/
Cuz he'd still trek miles on barefoot to the battlefield . . . even if I hand him a war fare!/

In this rap session class/ i'd make his facial expression slack/ when I spit stunnin' personals in pidgin that could turn back a fair horse black/
Cuz him get square body + a curvy back head? . . . like I questioned Mark!/

We bakin' new cakes 'fore the party begin/ so i'd be bashin' the teen . . . and leave him gnashin' his teeth/ if I battle with him/
Crack his skull open . pour his yolk on a glass bowl . . . 'fore we start the beating!/

Ima doctor . . . coachin' the gimmick who got syphilis/ like im a lyrical Guus Hiddink/
With magic touches . im Smoochin' Illness . . . 'tis u whos Feelin' Sick/

Twil be a painful grimace when i'm punchin' with craze/ till there's blood in the face/
My devastin' uppercut/ sent OJO with his internet facilities upper north/ outta this world . . . now hes ''Exploring the Space'' !/

im Falling under gravity . . . call that Sky Diving/
But the dudes acrophobic . and I aint lying/ it'd text him to an early grave cos he'd die trying!/

3/5

OMG !!
This is the first time I enjoyed ya verse. Nice!!
Ill be the happiest if you keep this level up.
That war fare line was sick!!
Nice! Nice!! Nice!!!

Nosa has really improved. We're impressed . . . but he has a problem with his verses. He hardly goes beyond 6-8 bars. They're too brief for my liking . . .

Send you verses to me through Facebook or direct email before the deadline . . . mikuz_ikenna@yahoo.com

ILLScripts: MIKUz,when do We battle?,after u battle Sidddoggg?,..pls dnt put ur Crown at stake o...sidd na monster!!! That Crown is Mine,hehehe!

lol . . . but ya. After I battle him.

Edwards vs Liljoy

5 lines/10 bars
Voting criterias
Opener
Multies/ Rhymes
Wordplay
Punchlines
Metaphors/ Similies
Flow and
Closer

Deadline : Friday, 5th April 2013 - 7pm

Both netcees should email their bars to me.

Ok then . . . Siddoggg lets do it on Saturday, 6th April. 20 lines. We send to Chuka's email . . . 7pm deadline. It's an honour.

Wordsmith: Boogey, Boogey and once again Boogey

Flow, multies, delivery, the entire package. Y'all need to listen to his version of Kendrick Lamar's Rigor Mortis. Heat!


Worthy mentions.... Sinzu

hmmm . . .

ThunderStorm: Folarin . . Go and dust the throne please.

LHRML (laugh has removed my liver)

Prepping thread . . .

lil jboy: thanks homie

Yeah Mr Akpors

Edwards . . . ?

ThunderStorm: as in. . I'm still reading all his sick old battle verses.

hehe . . . You too don get infected!
. . . when Ibime said he's a blue-veined demon una think say na play en dey play!

DEADLINEZ: earnestly watchin

My brother you go wait small o . . . I'm still popping Zobo and champaigne . . .