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Rap maestro: Seeing him proving drug, u'll think NAFDAC don APPROVE HIM/like a substitute soldier,dis fagg will only SALUTE-TEAM/i'll try hard not to slap his eyeball off, by trying to VAMOOSE CHIN/i sample 'BIN'/lyk Osama f**k d 'BIN' datz 'laden' wit my barz of bomb/well, Killsmith is gonna die, den i'll SCARR UR TOMB/even ur dad not my match, so to be a breadwinner, he SPARR-AH-CRUMB/watching T.V while I press keypad, just to reply a dumb/numbster, f**ktard... But he'll prolly shout D.ope, when He design a STAR-on-PUMP/well.. Call me lyrical terrorist, cos I spray nines 9ce, just to have diss fagg beg me to LISTEN-TO-HIS-PLEA/wit stup1dity of diss b1tch, I'm MISSING-AL-THE-BEE/tear-nylon 'newbee', that's just got torn like KILLSMITH, d PISSING-F**KING-PPRICK/ i insert a disc on dis faggs haemorrhage, to make him back-his-Sh?t/cos taking broom and packer on his broken CD's will be d tym he PACK-HIS-BEAT/he ain't a gal, or else I would have said I SHAGG-HIS-CLITT/cos its obvious killsmith has got a crush on me/but i ain't a ggay dat'll maybe let him SUCK-HIS-PPRICK.../
with punches, I doubt u won't survive it/cos lyk hiroshima and nafasaki, 'Co-Rear{korea}', won't do anything to contrive-heat/i'm surprisingly-fit like i raised weight to the most-high-sh?t/...i bombard-with-beat/not Samklef but I 'KNORR-KNEE{noni}, just to have him taste my Card-with-leave/don't beg me, when I start whipping his yansh like i'm d Dad-he-needs/.

FFR : 2.5/5

dj5naira: You Business blokes can't Deal with ma beef/ u'd end up crawlin' out of a ditch!/ like the blind leadin' the blind from behind . . . within reach/
You niggas are so poor/ you could bury yourself inside a coffin of gold coins/ but still . we won't find you paupers within Rich!/
Y'all like congregations listenin' to this preacher on pulpit/ and brains who Gained weight I exercised in gym house . . . makin' Pro Fit/
Your a true gimmick/ but I . the anointed oNe . Jesus of lyrics/ got so much love . . . even bitches French-Kisses this Prof. Feet!/

I bring goodluck to D-team . . . like im baseball pitcher . Joe Nathan/ but i'd make all this rappers/ hop on one foot ONLY IF I could apparently Break a Leg/
But you thugs are Biscuit-Boned so why won't I Break a Leg?!/

Oba of rap, you Pro Straight in reverence . cos ima top Vet/
Incredible Dr. Pol/ y'all pack of cards so jes a mouth blow can make u Trum Pets/ fall down flat . . . like Walls of Jericho/

Im clever & sharp . . . Decapitated the Head of a god/ so in Fullspeed . . . im maulin' ninjas with the Edge of ma sword/

Butchered his fleshy wife/ with deadly Swiss knives/ and with the way her blood flows . . . it could displace River Nile!/
Sliced the apple of my eye/ now his iris is split into 4 quarters/ tis like Taps connected to its socket . . . the way it Gush Water!/

I spit frees and diss-Scribe . . . but ya off pats are way off the point/
Ma metaphors has a strikin' edge/ that once read could strike you dead/ you suffer Color blindness . . . couldn't perceive ma Brownie points/


Now to Err-mark . . . that timid rat/ you could shiver at a convulsed Jimmy Jatt/ but you won't find an ''Epileptic Dj'' . . . . that's a beamin' fact!/
Still spittin' trash . sent me to the wheel Chair . . . now im Sitting down!/
The Lame mule/ never stood up after he turned Tay Bulls . . . of cos it knocked him down!/

1.How can the blood of a person's fleshy wife displace river Nile?
2. You refer to the apple of your eye as 'his'?
3. You mean Airmark sent you to a wheel chair?

FFR = 0.2/5

malik316: who's up for battle?

Get ya bars ready . . we drop on Friday . . .


@ Dbr . . . so you still remember us? Good looking out!

@ Sleakid Iceberg is ill . . . I rate him higher than some nuccas who are addicted to Nikki's waist . . .

Who's this Nikki sef. Wey dey cause all these kasala . . . ? Is she same as Nicki Minaj . . .?

sleakid: the line was officially dropd by datboinazz a.k.a nazskillz sef

mikuz: Illscripts you said like nikki's waist you are the definition of hiphop.
What does this line mean . . . ? I don't dig!!!!!

Ibime or any other netcee in the house . . . Any help?

mikuz: Comparing Illscripts to Streetwize is the biggest insult one can ever give to Streetz. That person dey mad!!
The ninja just packs over-used and sometimes bitten punchlines together with needless exclamation marks to deceive some certain guys to believe that the boy is ill. How can 3 emcees accuse one person of biting at the same time?
One emcee used 'crack ya spine','mastermind' and 'pass ya jamb' as his end rhymes to three lines in his verse and Illscripts jumped on it, using the said syllables exactly consecutively as the other guy used it and you call a coincedence? Please! This guy hardly writes an ill metaphor or punch that is completely his own. This was how Prekky and Rapkid (from FB) came along,they dropped a couple bars on here and we all hailed them. With time,the quality of their lines started dropping and at the end of the day, they disappeared. Illscripts no doubt is one them. I see him as a notorious punchline recycler. Ninja is too average for my liking. Google spiders cannot access the FB rap groups I'm in because they aint exposed to guest viewers, else I could have unearthed the huge catalogue of punches this guy steals from there! Most notably a punch one certain ninja used against me. He said the greatest achievement I have ever recorded in my life is being appointed an admin. To my surprise, being an unexperienced biter he is, he still jumped on it not minding to modify it, baring in mind that I'm not even an admin!
If his indictment on Nosa is anything to go by then I can say here that he also bites from me, 'cause that greek/beta line he used has already been used by Mikuz - check Mikuz Vs ThePrekky battle. A rapper who says he is the definition of Hiphop like Nikki's waist,that amoebas are shapeless,that he shine like lip gloss is too amateur to be compared to Streetwize. For Fuçks sake Streetz can't come up with such weak lines! Any emcee who reads "Streetwize in the booth" and come on here to compare him and 'Scripts deserves to face a firing squad!

mikuz: You don start again? You can't make your claims without being insulting? You read my last post, did you sight any swear words?

Ok listen I know you believe that amoebas are shapeless,that I'm an admin and we also believe that you shine like lipgloss and that infact you are the definition of hiphop like Nikki's waist(lol). We really do. I agree with you if you say I'm wack, I'm a f@g. I'm an idi@t. That Im useless. I agree. Theres no way I can be better than you when you're the definition of hiphop! (lol)
The problem I have with you is that you bite alot. How can 6 ninjas accuse you of biting? Six!!!!!! . . . and you still have the impetus to call someone else a biter! Stop riding on other people's back,learn to write your own lines. Be creative. The most annoying thing is that, you don't just jump on other people's lines and even try to edit it, you just copy-paste am like that. Who tell you say I be admin? Huh?

So Dabo is the original owner of that line?
. . . so he stole this one from Dabo?
Breeze don blow . . Fowl yansh don open . . .

Warming hands . . Quick keystyle . . .


I type with quick pace/ with punches weaved to grind his rib cage/
This guys a real ace . . cos I'm the definition of hiphop . . like Nikki's waist!!!!/
This lad has no class/ I swear his father knows that/
I snatch his lines plus his feeding money . . Just to make this Barack-owe-bars!/
I attack fellas/ with Grey hounds and Rottweilers . . and snatch their cheddar/
. . . so Barack would cringe . . when I flock in with German Shepherds!/
My lyrics spike touts/ so before I login . . he better quickly sign-out/
. . cos Barack will never be good with the bars . . even with a gym in the white house!/
. . . hes gets his jaw swollen with good slaps/ for being obviously too wack/
If hes claiming hard man . . Ill call the 'Cape Verdian national team' to expose him to 'blue sharks'!/
He ll surely rest in peace/ for tryna text a piece/ to test a beast/
My 'Ferrari spider' ride over his endoplasmic recticulum . . . when I 'Mess-a-diss'!/
He thinks hes harder/ until an upper cut hit the b@stard/
Im an expert . . cos you see my lines everywhere you go . . while hes just an easy starter!/
Radio stations ll play the audio dissing/ when my verses and punches bleed him/
. . . Dopkesi can attest . . that I got enough Ray-power . . to stop his Rhythm!/
The fans will never vote you higher/ cos you just an obtuse liar/
Arms importer . . you get pushed close to hell . . when my militants open fire!/
I draft rebutalls/ carrying lugers/ that blast intruders/
We worlds apart . . You will never 'Catch up' . . even if you were the 'lady married to Fally Ipupa'!/
You just a real boring tsetse/ cos you spit annoying frees/ those lines hugely got me pissed/
I blast ya brains over neutral wires . . just to make you think positive!/
. . . from every one's calculation/ You not as hard as you mention/
. . . cos you always busy coming up with nothing . . like impotent men suffering anejaculation!/
Hes weak as hell/ one slight jab and the nigga fell/
You on a winning drought . . but Caroline Wozniaki knows how I draw water from Indian Wells!/
Im top seed like Maria Sharapova/ evident in the raps I hover/
If you if think you got verses for days . . then like wide free kicks . . I shall rap over!/
The kinda guns I mount/ can wipe this urchin's town/
In battle . . . bullets would escape through ya skull if we slug it out!/
You call yourself a crazy spitter/ when you just a baby sitter/
. . . storm his hood with close to eighty ninjas . . just to rap3 his sister!/
. . . fail to hail this mister/ and get faced with triggers/
Bill Gates of rap . . even my reality check . . . can make him richer!/

Let's get you entertained . . .

Barackobarz vs Mikuz

https://www.nairaland.com/1241341/lyrical-chaos-barackobarz-vs-mikuz

This indeed promises to be a big one. Barackobarz slightly known around here but a regular in Fb rap groups looks to cause a major upset once again and write his name in the history of NL rap group as a victory over Mikuz would rapidly boost his street cred around here.
On the other hand a win for Mikuz will prove to certain brothers and esp. Illscripts who is the biggest threat to his position that Mikuz is not a netcee to play with.

8 bars/16 lines
Voting Criterias

Similies/ Metaphors
Punchlines
Wordplay
Rhymes/ Multies
and Flow

Battle date : Tuesday 9th April 2013 5pm

Nothing . . .

BarrackoBaRz: I OpeN CalL OuT.

I accept. You in?

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Nine more people have
been killed by gunmen in
an attack on Ratas
village of Barkin Ladi Local
Government Area of
Plateau State, just as
four beggars were Friday
crushed to death near
the Jos Central Mosque
when a truck driver lost
control and ran over
them where they were
seated begging for arms.
The incident happened at
about 4.30 pm.
The killing at Ratas is
alleged to have been
carried out by the same
gun men who killed about
20 people in two villages
of Bokkos Local
Government area a few
days ago.

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Rap maestro: can i laff?

Shattap!!
WTF!! You dey sleep for FFR?
Ibime I no talk anything oh . . .

Ibime: Meh

Nothing serious

Are you ninjas busy playing house on facebook? I thought you guys were ripping each others heads up there.

You've not been reading my recent posts.
No,na hide and seek and kpakpangolo plus counter-ball we dey do up there. I made it clear to you that it was topical . . . I told you it wasn't a battle. You still insisted that I post the verses. Why don't you come and join us up there, make you see how I send ninjas to their early graves with the wave of my hand . . .

ILLScripts: Mikuz,whats ur prob With me sef,wat are u tryna Prove?

I'm trying to prove to niggas that we have never battled before unlike the way you paint it . . .

4 bars/ 8 lines . . .

Illscripts . . .

ONLY
IF this was a BRUTAL DISS,.I cud
have Butchered these HAUSA
KINS!!/ But
nah! Cos What if I was Neva a
"rapper",I wudav been PUSHIN
DOPE,.Move
Crack,who's dat?....actin like dey
DIDNT KNOW!/
...ONLY IF i cud change ma
past,when those THUGS WILL
START
BEEFIN,leavin me "emotionally
Unbalanced" like am "DONE WITH
GRAVITY!!!/ ...but Yet I didnt
"Die",like i was already "BORN
DEAD",..with ma inner spirit
searchin 4 "elevators",jus t so I
dnt take d
"WRONG STEP!!!!/
niggas "Look In2 d Mirror" wishin
ONLY IF dey Were Me! thinkin AM
BETTER,not knowin "Life was
Hard" like am "livin With
MEDUSA!!!/ ...But Yet,I Alwas
Wanna SPAR WIT THE VETS,but
thats ONLY IF i cud put ma
"chest Over ma Keyboard" and
Have some "HEART IN THE TEXT!!!/
I got no money,no ALBUM,only if i
cud use ma "Train Of Thoughts"
for "TRANSPORT!!!/ cos when I
saw how u SUCKERS FLOWIN
SUCKS,I have to get "back On ma
Feet" like a "TODDLER GROWIN
UP"/so only Way dis Geeks will
Make It past such "critical
Stages Of Life",is ONLY IF they
Were ME!!!!!!

We were expected to do 4 bars/ 8 lines on the topic . . .

Mikuz

She says she loves the way Im
using ma skills/ that she likes
the fact that the lines Im fusing
are ill/
. . . but she would accept to be
my 'sole' mate . . Only If Im
capable of 'footing' her bills!/
Now couple weeks later/ she
claims I make her feel special/
. . she calls me TTPOD . . that my
'Pepe go rest' . . Only If I choose
not to be a REAL PLAYER!/
. . . sometimes she disobeys
me . . even when I respect her
will/ a handful of friends say I
should just forget and leave/
. . . told her to get a low
'court' . . cos there's how
shaggy her hair can be/ . . You
know how these girls can be/
. . . but she says she would do
that . . Only If I respond to her
crazy sex-appeal!/
Jesus!! . . shes an animal in bed/
it turns her on . . each time I
pamper her breasts/
. . . but Ill still ask for her HAND
in marriage . . Only If her bride
price won't cost me an ARM and
a LEG!/

Dj5naira: Questions & Blunders.

Stop exposing yourself. Any ninja who sees that would notice I was tryna be sarcastic. Why didn't you ask yourself why I placed the word in bold. Illscripts typed seeing for seen. I picked on it and used it to make jest of him . . .

Ibime I didn't battle Illscripts. I have never battled him before. He's just wants to make it look like he's better than me at every cost. There was this contest on FB. We got seeded into the same group together with Sleak and one other ninja. The first round was structured in such a way that the best two verses that kills the topic - 'Only If', qualifies for the next stage. Illscripts was voted as the ninja with the illest verse and mine was second best - according to the judges!
He's now translating it to mean that he has defeated me like we went head to head.

Streetwize . . . Where that ninja dey?

. . . with these few points of mine, I hope I have been able to convince and not confuse you to believe that a comparison between 'Scripts and Streetz is like comparing Seyi Olofinjana to Sergio Busquets and an insult on his person . . .

I'm done with too much talk . . . let's continue with rhymes if you can entertain . . .

ILLScripts: help me tell the niccuh o...truth is,nobody like When niggas hype u! See,i do appreciate Ibime,not evrybdy likes him!...does that stop him?? We got to 2go,niggas said am now a madtt textee....naxo DRUNK cum C/o me....mynd closed the thread! Then he battled me on FB...His name didnt cum up in any of d verdicts....u wunt even know who I battled! And yet,did any Fb emcee accuse me of biting or recycling? Have u seeing more lines than them?....the Q is,how cum hav neva been accused on FB but only on NL?...I will excuse myself 4 u,mikuz pls take spoon and chop the site! But if dem born u Well...cum battle me for FB!!!

Lol . . I haven't seeing more lines than them oh.
Talking about Fb battles . . . The kind of people you make your voters is eggregious. Imagine one of them Lukman Suleiman asking me to ghostwrite for him. I have screenshots to back it up if he denies it. Your escapades on FB don't matter to me cos there are a very few rappers out there who can rap! Chaps like Umar,Bones,Matty and other guys like them.
Don't get me wrong, I aint saying I'm better than you,Sleak, Suleiman or any other ninja for that matter.
But a netcee who says he's the definition of hiphop like Nikki's waist or asks me to ghostwrite for him has a long way to go . . .

ILLScripts: Mikuz,nosa,Geekzee and u oda bunch of jealous Wacktards! Ts no doubt,u are all no match for me! Mikuz,wasnt I better than u on Fb? Didnt I Win? Did anybdy accuse me? Tcheeew,ok u are the Best! Happy now? Sum ppl just carry rap for head sha,only fools Will believe ur meaningless rants without showing em links! And after u reply this msg,I will prove to everybody that u BIT lines against me! Lets now see what ur ffag mates will say!

You don start again? You can't make your claims without being insulting? You read my last post, did you sight any swear words?

Ok listen I know you believe that amoebas are shapeless,that I'm an admin and we also believe that you shine like lipgloss and that infact you are the definition of hiphop like Nikki's waist(lol). We really do. I agree with you if you say I'm wack, I'm a f@g. I'm an idi@t. That Im useless. I agree. Theres no way I can be better than you when you're the definition of hiphop! (lol)
The problem I have with you is that you bite alot. How can 6 ninjas accuse you of biting? Six!!!!!! . . . and you still have the impetus to call someone else a biter! Stop riding on other people's back,learn to write your own lines. Be creative. The most annoying thing is that, you don't just jump on other people's lines and even try to edit it, you just copy-paste am like that. Who tell you say I be admin? Huh?

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nosa gold: Just like I am the only one who knows you are a biter. Mugu

5 niggas now . . . hehe

Comparing Illscripts to Streetwize is the biggest insult one can ever give to Streetz. That person dey mad!!
The ninja just packs over-used and sometimes bitten punchlines together with needless exclamation marks to deceive some certain guys to believe that the boy is ill. How can 3 emcees accuse one person of biting at the same time?
One emcee used 'crack ya spine','mastermind' and 'pass ya jamb' as his end rhymes to three lines in his verse and Illscripts jumped on it, using the said syllables exactly consecutively as the other guy used it and you call a coincedence? Please! This guy hardly writes an ill metaphor or punch that is completely his own. This was how Prekky and Rapkid (from FB) came along,they dropped a couple bars on here and we all hailed them. With time,the quality of their lines started dropping and at the end of the day, they disappeared. Illscripts no doubt is one them. I see him as a notorious punchline recycler. Ninja is too average for my liking. Google spiders cannot access the FB rap groups I'm in because they aint exposed to guest viewers, else I could have unearthed the huge catalogue of punches this guy steals from there! Most notably a punch one certain ninja used against me. He said the greatest achievement I have ever recorded in my life is being appointed an admin. To my surprise, being an unexperienced biter he is, he still jumped on it not minding to modify it, baring in mind that I'm not even an admin!
If his indictment on Nosa is anything to go by then I can say here that he also bites from me, 'cause that greek/beta line he used has already been used by Mikuz - check Mikuz Vs ThePrekky battle. A rapper who says he is the definition of Hiphop like Nikki's waist,that amoebas are shapeless,that he shine like lip gloss is too amateur to be compared to Streetwize. For Fuçks sake Streetz can't come up with such weak lines! Any emcee who reads "Streetwize in the booth" and come on here to compare him and 'Scripts deserves to face a firing squad!

ABEOKUTA — A 40-year-
old-man has been
arrested by men of Ogun
Police Command for
allegedly hiring two men
to rape his two younger
sisters in Ijebu-Ososa in
Odogbolu Local
Government Area of the
state.
The suspect was said to
have been arrested with
the two allegedly paid
rapists after they had
raped and robbed the
two ladies who are 16
and 18 years.

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