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efe how are you? Happy sobcd lemoval.

dbr . . I see you. . Oya drop some new year bars na.

Hehe Jackpot; I see you Efe!!

Ok lets go . . .

Lalaboiy . . Knows this/ voters gave me this trophy/ cos in this axis . . Im well known by all and sundry/
So call me . . the championship . . like the English 2nd tier football league!/

Amblors . . Im so sorry/ . . . but you lost your crew/ you paid 'em to rob for you . . Until ma price made them give up on you/
Cos I stash cash like ATMs . . And make voters withdraw from you!!/

OMG . . They JOBbed you like it was they profession/ even ya chick did same . . but she told me not to mention/
What I write Inspire(d) [b]M[/b]en . . like the mod of Auto section!/

I kept brandishing money . . Now my hommies . . are on a real champaigne popping/
You are so broke . . Ya friends found you wanting/ you couldnt throw papers to save ya head . . How come you gave ya comrades nothing/Thats rather daunting/
But as Petr . . my 'cheque' pay pals . . (paypals) like the online money company!/

Ask Ogaga . . I leave these girls impressed . . with the bars I render/ ma cash keep bulging once I step on the arena/
Even United's strikers couldnt ball enough . . to sur-pass ma cheddar (Macheda)!/

Tosin its so clear . . Ya fans won me this bout/ so i advice you shut ya b!tçhy mouth/
Cos i wrote my posts in 'fowl' language . . to make ya voters 'chicken' out!/

Infact . .my victory almost broke yo home/ ya wife couldnt quit the disturb on phone/ until I came over . . and slid her some chromosones/
So keep-with-the flow . . or ya views will face resistance . . like volts of ohms!/

Tosin see . . I and victory stick together . . like pages on Encomium/ cos when I mount on the podium/ I never fail to thril the auditorium/
No other can cook better rhymes . . You bet they dont know all their onions!/

Like words from Sanusi . . on fuel subsidy/ Jackpot claimed my triumph was so convincing/
Best believe . . The poll was no offshore drilling/
So Mukina equally can attest . . that Mikuz did not rig it!/

Im old in this block . . Im no New Kid/ my speeches . . make you to-wish-on (tuition) like Babcock school fees/
Even little Efe knows . . I script more 'puns' than adult movies!!/

Tosin I go give you red eye o!!

*taps ben10 on the head*
its ok now . . You've finally gotten my attention!

@op,
wait . . What class are you?

agybabe,
how are you?
happy new year happy subsidy removal.

nice subsidized joke!
Shey make i subsidize my laugh too?

yeah . . And im also going to need a supply of subsidized crabs and lobsters please.

Nice one!!
hohohoho . . .
Guy you funny o!!

choi,
lil no wonder!
Mehn! You versatile o!
Hmm . . .
Thats truely maryj . . I wonder what ya doing with it bro.

hehehe bright,
the joke is highly censored, its 18+ rated.
You wont see it if ya still under-aged.
Thats how they do it in Canada bro!

bunmi,
you dont get it do you?
I asked when last you saw him and ya talking about 'it'. You mean ya own don get that serious too?

Ehmm miss wurld. . ,
no vex, not my fault!
I think maybe you removed the laugh subsidy of whatever you said you posted.
Thats why we all dont see it as a yoke!
Pele!!

only ya back?
I dey ya nyansh sef?
Can you imagine, we have just had enough to bear.whats all these?
I so propose that something should be done to bring back Ben10 from mars.
Which kind travel be that?
Eh?

donkoll,
im beginning to suspect you no be small,can you imagine!
You just opened a thread just to glorify otooro. Why like that?
Shey u ma don d3y carry that em one-eyed sister dey enter bending corner abi?
No wonder!!
Na woman go kill you.

@op,
life subsidy nko?
Na that one we wan kukuma remove for you o.

bright me liked the way you rebranded it. Seen it before but still very funny.

@lil,
specific ocean?
This is serious!!
Make em no near holandic ocean o!!

oops!

eya a . . .
I don dey pity the poor boy sha. . .
*mikuz starts sobbing . . He Reaches for brights' hankerchief and wipes his tears*

eya a . . .
I don dey pity the poor boy sha. . .
*mikuz starts sobbing . . He Reaches for brights' hankerchief and wipes his tears*

eya a . . .
I don dey pity the poor boy sha. . .
*mikuz starts sobbing . . He Reaches for brights' hankerchief and wipes his tears*

eya a . . .
I don dey pity the poor boy sha. . .
*mikuz starts sobbing . . He Reaches for brights' hankerchief and wipes his tears*

choi!
Bright aint you taking it too far?
Btw which of the waters precisely?
Atlantic or pacific?

bright how have you been bro,
*gives him a heartwarming handshake*

owk ok . . . Just take a sit lemme get them for you.

Wait o . . Did i hear you say Sahara dessert?
*looks on with an astonishing gaze*
what is that you are holding? Is that not a placard. Guy you serious o!!!
you no go kill me for this bar.

oh my God!
Jack this is serious!!
Wait o !
You mean ordinary El guava displaced studio to the third position?

Jehovah Armageddon!!!!
So the poor boy empty like this? And if you see him talking one would think he is one hell of guy who knows his onions. Not knowing that he is just more like a layabout!!
Studio you see yaself?
Make i see any day you go open that ya mouth to compare ya self with any body for this section. Na old scales i go turn you into that day!
Now i know how you managed to rack up those nominations; little wonder you were always boosting about them as if they meant the whole world to you. Jack and El have finally forced you to take the humble pill.
Nonsense boy!

*playing 'e don be for ya head' by Fela on my Iphone 6*
¤2 million people like this.

hehe,
im planning to remove my own subsidy o!
Shey una no go embark on strike.

bunmi when last did you see him?

hmm,
kellynoah how are you?
happy new year!!

@obo,
laugh wan kill me alive!!

missed you too o.
How have you been?
Happy new year!!

@op,
so you think you posted a joke?
Hmm,
I laugh you in somalia!

bunmi this is an issue of life and death. Must you play with everything?
Mtchew