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Jokes Etc › Re: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by mikuz(m): 7:28pm On Jan 09, 2012
jeez!!
I really missed no be small!
Choi!!
Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(op): 7:18pm On Jan 09, 2012
@bunmi im good o and you?
Well, i've been in canada all these while o,i lodged at a hotel they call victoria hotels in montreals,canada.
Hows' the bar faring?
Hows' everybody?
Is studio dead?
I mean . . . He finally killed himself or did he commit the suicide?
grin
Jokes Etc › Dame Patience Jonathan On Subsidy Removal? by mikuz(op): 7:08pm On Jan 09, 2012
hi guys, y'll know mikuz has been away for quite sometime now (well, i spent the better part of my new year in canada - victoria hotels in the beautiful city of montreals precisely) my plane just landed now now now i mean now now i said now now now, im still at the airport sef. so you know how it goes. . .
Please o, i really need to know,i mean its very important and urgent.
Has dame patient jonathan made a public statement concerning the current 'sobcd' removal?
Please its urgent.
Thanks!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 4:42pm On Jan 09, 2012
ema prince . . . You are sick!
Music/Radio › Re: *~ Mikuz Voted Music/Radio Section Poster Of The Year*~ Congratulations! by mikuz(m): 4:38pm On Jan 09, 2012
apologetics for going AWOL . . . Had to take care of some pressing issues . . . But . . I won it?
*takes an hour to rub his eyes and hence glances at the topic again*
oh lovely!!
*receives the trophy from lalaboiy and says;*
Ehm . . Allow me use this golden opportunity to say a big big thank you to everyone of you who have contributed in one way or the other to this historical achievement.
No adjective or word or whatsoever can describe how elated and grateful i am towards the votes you channelled to this landmark accolade of mine.
This is indeed a dream come true for me.than this :There aint no better way to express your heartfelt love for mikuz in this section and i promise i would do my best to take this zone to a height no other in nairaland can ever be equated to come this 2012!


*spots and winks Jackpot*
I see you bro . . You've been a grandiloqent comrade and an industrous Campaign manager, trust me,A billion voices of praises or lauds can never be enough to express my gratitude. Thanks !!!
And to all my fans,well wishers,friends and for those who voted for me, what else can i say? No doubt you contributed immensly to the success story of this lad; i will be forever grateful to you all.
Thank you. Thank you and once again => THANK YOU !!
*he kisses the glittering award,takes a bow and leaves the stage with an admirable swag and grace*
grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(op): 3:21pm On Jan 09, 2012
*parks his newly acquired jet outside and enters the bar*
waoh!!!
Good to be back!!!
Where's bunmi?
Jokes Etc › Re: Oh My God!this Is Too Funny by mikuz(m): 7:55am On Dec 30, 2011
@labama,
where did you post the joke?
Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mikuz(m): 7:46am On Dec 30, 2011
you no even know wetin dey happen!!
Jokes Etc › Re: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by mikuz(m): 7:35am On Dec 30, 2011
*pushes studio into a smelly ditch*
no dey pour me spit abeg!
Jokes Etc › Re: Just Imagine. by mikuz(m): 7:28am On Dec 30, 2011
nice one poster.
I love the first version.
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Suprise! by mikuz(m): 7:18am On Dec 30, 2011
where is the joke?
Jokes Etc › Re: Dis jokes dong pass 20, keep reading down more are still coming(crack ur RIBS). by mikuz(m): 7:07am On Dec 30, 2011
what is going onhappen here?
Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(op): 6:56am On Dec 30, 2011
welcome jack,i love ya gucci sandals,e make sense no be small grin
Thanks bunmi,how much sales did you realise?

where?s lilkech? Where's that lilkech? Lilkech !! Lilkech!! Lintell !! Liftlet!! Chin check!!
*picks up his iphone5 and starts calling the sss*
Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mikuz(m): 6:48am On Dec 30, 2011
so ben-10 na spritual mod?
I said it.
No wonder!!
Jokes Etc › Re: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by mikuz(m): 6:38am On Dec 30, 2011
odunnu,
i need to give the poor guy hopessesess oh,
me no want make em commit suicide out of frustration jor!
grin
Music/Radio › Re: Most Promising Act For 2012 by mikuz(m): 6:31am On Dec 30, 2011
ya on point dude !
Music/Radio › Re: Where The Hell Is Sample Ekwe, Sky B And Black Face? by mikuz(m): 6:27am On Dec 30, 2011
@rey,
how did i ask you?
Music/Radio › Re: Skales In A Ghastly Motor Accident. by mikuz(m): 6:20am On Dec 30, 2011
@replies, lwtmb!!!
Music/Radio › Re: Songs That Cant Be Found On Your Ipod, Mp3, Phones And So On by mikuz(m): 6:08am On Dec 30, 2011
me sef surprise o!
The hatred here for terry g no be small!!
Celebrities › Re: Poll: Sexiest Female Voice Of 2011 by mikuz(m): 5:59am On Dec 30, 2011
na waje voice dey trip me jor.
Music/Radio › Re: Ice Prince Breaks Into The U.s Market With Oleku. by mikuz(m): 5:56am On Dec 30, 2011
true talk,
this one na correct highness.
Music/Radio › Re: Kelly Hansome Involved In An Auto Accident, Receives Get Well Soon Message From by mikuz(m): 5:53am On Dec 30, 2011
speedy recovery!
Music/Radio › Re: Why Does Wizkid Always Repeats What He Says In His Songs by mikuz(m): 5:47am On Dec 30, 2011
lalaboiy you dont get it,do you?
Music/Radio › Re: 5 Disappointing Albums Of 2011 by mikuz(m): 5:42am On Dec 30, 2011
dnt u get it?
yoji we aint saying psquare should transform themselves into neyo or something like that.we are all saying they should just improved on the quality of songs they dish out and expecially the lyrics. Is that too much to ask?
Compared to psquare's previous albums to me this one was sooooo disappointing,period!
Music/Radio › Re: Nigerian Music Is Better Than America's by mikuz(m): 5:23am On Dec 30, 2011
^
will you stop that rubbish?
Music/Radio › Re: *~ Mikuz Voted Music/Radio Section Poster Of The Year*~ Congratulations! by mikuz(m): 5:20am On Dec 30, 2011
haha,
thanks jack.
Its all yours now!
Jokes Etc › Re: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by mikuz(m): 5:17am On Dec 30, 2011
congrats jackpot!!
You really deserved it.
What a beautiful way to end the year.
Now you've made me a good campaign manager. Im so proud of you, you never let me down for one. More power to your elbow!
The good works have finally paid off.

grin
@studio,
congrats to you too bro,every one in jokers secticion nairaland knows that you are one hell of a funny guy!!
But jack is just too good. Well,who knows? you coulda clinged it,if you had not concentrated on 'copy and paste' suicidal jokes. Most voters thought they were only voting for a walking corpse(na joke o). One love my brother.
Happy new year!
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: One Two Go . . . . . . . . . . . by mikuz(m): 7:23pm On Dec 28, 2011
number 9 and 17
Politics › Re: Comment To Support Revolution In Nigeria by mikuz(m): 12:55am On Dec 26, 2011
exactly,i wish those guys could face politicians rather than innocent people!
Politics › Re: Do You Advice Christians In The North To Attend Church On New Year? by mikuz(m): 12:52am On Dec 26, 2011
so you opine they carry arms when coming to church?
Politics › Re: Bomb Blast: A Burden We Must Live With – Jonathan by mikuz(m): 12:46am On Dec 26, 2011
well,
lets watch and pray till it fizzles out!!!!
Politics › Re: Bomb Blast: A Burden We Must Live With – Jonathan by mikuz(m): 12:45am On Dec 26, 2011
hmm

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