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Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(op): 12:16pm On Jan 13, 2012
owk ok . . .
But i dey MTN NLC strike promo now . . Ok just give me the code to migrate to the fuel subsidy plan.
Jokes Etc › Re: You Must Read This! Someone Should Talk To Gej Oh! by mikuz(m): 11:45am On Jan 13, 2012
oh . . .
Sorry booqee but it aint my fault.
I got better things to think about.
Jokes Etc › Re: You Must Read This! Someone Should Talk To Gej Oh! by mikuz(m): 11:17am On Jan 13, 2012
you composed it on your fb since jan 2.
I see.
When did you start having interest for politics like this?
Anything you see you copy.
I laugh in oil price increase.
Jokes Etc › Re: Miss Wurld by mikuz(m): 11:07am On Jan 13, 2012
hmm . . You are a mumu.
I laugh you in Goodluck Jonathan's penis.
Jokes Etc › Re: Miss Wurld by mikuz(m): 10:59am On Jan 13, 2012
rubbish boy!
Na your uncles i pity.
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: The Fuel Or The Car? by mikuz(m): 10:56am On Jan 13, 2012
haba,
thats easy!
Na the fuel na.
I can always buy another car.
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Subsidy Church! by mikuz(m): 10:52am On Jan 13, 2012
@hahaha,
op is that where you worship?
Jokes Etc › Re: You Must Read This! Someone Should Talk To Gej Oh! by mikuz(m): 10:47am On Jan 13, 2012
and what truth is that? If i may ask.
Jokes Etc › Re: I Must Confess by mikuz(m): 10:43am On Jan 13, 2012
@donkolo,
i laugh you in nigerian security.
Jokes Etc › Re: Miss Wurld by mikuz(m): 10:40am On Jan 13, 2012
its your children i pity.
Jokes Etc › Re: Guys: Bunmioguns Or Booqee? Choose One: by mikuz(m): 10:38am On Jan 13, 2012
its your grand parents i pity.
Jokes Etc › Re: Miss Wurld by mikuz(m): 10:35am On Jan 13, 2012
mtchew . . .
i laugh you in Goodluck Jonathan.
Jokes Etc › Re: From 'flying' Pan To Fire. by mikuz(m): 10:31am On Jan 13, 2012
booqee,
did you miss me?
Jokes Etc › Re: Çan Someone Help Me To Translate This by mikuz(m): 10:22am On Jan 13, 2012
penis is dancing?
Lwtmb,
nothing we no go see inside this sobcd lemoval!
Jokes Etc › Re: Johnny The Badt Kid by mikuz(m): 10:17am On Jan 13, 2012
and who is sammie refering to ?
Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(op): 10:14am On Jan 13, 2012
lol,
i laugh in oil subsidy removal policy.
Bright na fuel subsidy removal concert we dey hold no be afrobeat concert.
Ok fine if we invite am you go c um?
dagrin and and oliver d coque sef are billed to perform tommorow.
C um na.
Jokes Etc › Re: Monkeys Happen. . . by mikuz(m): 10:02am On Jan 13, 2012
hahaha . . Great joke!
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Breaking News! by mikuz(m): 10:00am On Jan 13, 2012
guys whats all these?
We have a serious issue in this country right now TO contend with. I mean the fuel subsidy policy is right on our necks and you guys are here arguing about giving a blow jo b to a goat or not!
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: You Must Read This! Someone Should Talk To Gej Oh! by mikuz(m): 9:49am On Jan 13, 2012
booqee are you ok?
Someone posted this at politics section.
And you just decided to copy and paste it here.
Hmm . . I laugh in fuel subsidy.
Jokes Etc › Re: From 'flying' Pan To Fire. by mikuz(m): 9:38am On Jan 13, 2012
love the way you rebranded it.
Nice one!
But na jonathan own sweet pass!!
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(op): 9:31am On Jan 13, 2012
bunmi this your hallucination is getting out of hand o!
When will you stop imagining things?
Must you fall into trance each time you enter this bar?
Eh?
Mtchew


Jack,
*bringing his order*
you no go kill me,tootpick for beans and heineken?
So your plan to chop the heineken?
Your teeth na magnet ?
Btw . . . Aint you going out for todays protest?

Bright come PH na . . We are having a Subsidy Concert here o . . Do you know that Cabo snoop is coming?
#windeck . . #windeck
lets go dancing . . Ulalala.
*mikuz starts rocking*
grin
Music/Radio › Re: *~ Mikuz Voted Music/Radio Section Poster Of The Year*~ Congratulations! by mikuz(m): 8:32am On Jan 13, 2012
^^
yes na. . .
grin grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 8:16am On Jan 13, 2012
great piece there bro!!!
Me Na the revolution part i like pass.
grin
Poems For Review › Poem : Fuel Subsidy by mikuz(op): 11:53pm On Jan 12, 2012
One obvious thing we now
all know/ about our
leaders and ministers . .
also/
Is that in this nation,they
dont just care/
about how we and our
households survive or
fare/
Let us all stand up and say
no to this habit/
They can not eat their
cake and still have it/
They are not concerned
about how food prices high
rocket/
They are only interested
on how they line their
pockets/
We should not let them do
this to us/
Every man born of a
woman should carry his
own cross/
Lets not let them molest
and extort us this further/
'Cause this time what they
have brought up is worse
than murder/
Now they claim the funds
realized from oil subsidy/
Will be channelled towards
developing the dungeons
we all call cities/
They told us they will build
more hospitals and equip
them/
And improve our dismal
health care system/
That for our graduates
they will create more jobs/
And make life sweet for us
all . . . like Tom-Tom/
They stress they will build
more good roads and
Dams/
And rid the parasitic petrol
Cabals/
But we all know that they
are just blabbing/
We dont believe one word
from what they are
yapping/
Infact, tell them we dont
just trust them/
They are only like the
previous Governments/
They keep making empty
promises,they know how to
keep them coming/
At the end of the day they
leave us with nothing/
They wish to deregulate/
But how would it work
when its corruption they
emulate/
For the best they ask us
to hope on/
But how could they do such
without lifelines for us to
hold on/
Even the meagre palliative
they gave/
Could even be turned
down by a slave/
They simply failed to
address the real issues/
They have looked straight
on our eyes and called us
big fools/
All they do is loot and loot
and loot and loot/
And expect us to look and
look and look/
But this time all these must
stop/
We will take it out to the
street,squares and bus
stops/
We insist on the strike, no
going back/
Until they hear us and put
their cracking house all
intact/
Oh God things have really
fallen apart/
What happened to our
dear land we all loved and
held close to our hearts?/
No doubt, we the masses
love our beloved nation/
But its the leaders we are
afraid of/
Lets indeed occupy,NIGERIA
until they revert/
And go back to the start/
Only then we now sit on
the so-called/
Round table and seek for
the best way forward!/
God bless Nigeria.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 11:34pm On Jan 12, 2012
Yes o DBR!! Good to read ya rhymes once more o!
You don inspire me no be small.
Infact make i type sharp sharp!!


One obvious thing we now all know/ about our leaders and ministers . . also/
Is that in this nation,they dont just care/
about how we and our households survive or fare/
Let us all stand up and say no to this habit/
They can not eat their cake and still have it/
They are not concerned about how food prices high rocket/
They are only interested on how they line their pockets/
We should not let them do this to us/
Every man born of a woman should carry his own cross/
Lets not let them molest and extort us this further/
'Cause this time what they have brought up is worse than murder/
Now they claim the funds realized from oil subsidy/
Will be channelled towards developing the dungeons we all call cities/
They told us they will build more hospitals and equip them/
And improve our dismal health care system/
That for our graduates they will create more jobs/
And make life sweet for us all . . . like Tom-Tom/
They stress they will build more good roads and Dams/
And rid the parasitic petrol Cabals/
But we all know that they are just blabbing/
We dont believe one word from what they are yapping/
Infact, tell them we dont just trust them/
They are only like the previous Governments/
They keep making empty promises,they know how to keep them coming/
At the end of the day they leave us with nothing/
They wish to deregulate/
But how would it work when its corruption they emulate/
For the best they ask us to hope on/
But how could they do such without lifelines for us to hold on/
Even the meagre palliative they gave/
Could even be turned down by a slave/
They simply failed to address the real issues/
They have looked straight on our eyes and called us big fools/
All they do is loot and loot and loot and loot/
And expect us to look and look and look/
But this time all these must stop/
We will take it out to the street,squares and bus stops/
We insist on the strike, no going back/
Until they hear us and put their cracking house all intact/


Oh God things have really fallen apart/
What happened to our dear land we all loved and held close to our hearts?/
No doubt, we the masses love our beloved nation/
But its the leaders we are afraid of/
Lets indeed occupy,NIGERIA until they revert/
And go back to the start/
Only then we now sit on the so-called/
Round table and seek for the best way forward!/

God bless Nigeria
oNe!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 11:28pm On Jan 12, 2012
ibime o
Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(op): 8:39pm On Jan 12, 2012
@bright,
i love my country but its the leaders im afraid of.
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Dame Patience Jonathan On Subsidy Removal? by mikuz(op): 8:33pm On Jan 12, 2012
^^
dreamer ke,
you should be proud of me jor!
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: I Don Come Back Oooo! by mikuz(m): 8:27pm On Jan 12, 2012
na your parents i pity.
Jokes Etc › Re: Parachute by mikuz(m): 8:24pm On Jan 12, 2012
excuse me . . what is this please?
Jokes Etc › Re: I Must Confess by mikuz(m): 8:20pm On Jan 12, 2012
^^
use google or check inside your 'egg'
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Teeny B Was Here: by mikuz(m): 8:15pm On Jan 12, 2012
so what has teeny B got to do with this report you call joke?

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