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bunmi so you get sense like this?
Or dem hack your password?

lucario you must be a mumu.
Why on earth should you ever hate your cousins?
Or dont you understand what cousin means?
It simply means, your father or mother's parents.
You see ya self now?
Illiterate!!

na your aunties i pity.

ha!
Jack na lie o.
You no know all these ph babes,dem don tear eye wella no be small.
She no go even look my face if i yarn her that one.
For ph now if you no get kudi, conji don finish your waist be that. Even the ugly ones sef,their focal points now na no go area even if you fine pass ramsey noah.
Even the ashs and those ones wey dey stand for road don remove their own subsidy.
Some guys wan do protest and strike for the removal of ashewo subsidy for ph now. Them do NEC meeting on Thursday. But i tell them say me no go support them, body no be firewood. How i wan take survive during the strike?
The ashewo industry must be deregulated,make outside investors come in.

fresh air no be small!

im solidly behind you.
Enough is enough.

ok so they now want tambuwal to now call of the strike?
Cursed nation!

^^
its your cousins i pity.

@topic guy you funny o !
@poster . . . Hahaha. . .
@sophizzy . . How are you my dear?
Happy new year.

bright,
shey na me born you abi?
You dont forget all the locations where dem build filling station? Mtn don stop to dey sell fuel recharge cards?
The thing be say . . . E get one babe for the subsidy concert wey i don dey eye since day 1. I dey yarn her the koko no be small but she no wan gree. So if i jam her again i go just tell her say i get like 10 litres for house wey i go give her if only she go gree mai enter the place.
No dulling!

as for me, i dont think he does.
But if you dont agree with me.
'axe' your mother.

The return of Friday night freestyle . . .

With due respect . . to all the vets/ but im who these guys . . call the best/
I pen rhymes like Kanye . . and bring G.O.O.D Music . . to rock the West!/
Best retreat/ if you think . .you can come at this head . . with diss/
I could RIP your Urethra in parts . . and make you Rest In Peace(Piss)!/
Voters loving me/ cos im who they all feeling/
I put a Ghana currency below ya scribes . . and give you a 'sub-cedi'!/
Ima bring netcees to they end days/ moment I divulge what my mission entails/
I stand firm at the top . .to make guys shift-grounds . . like earth-quakes!/
My regime will rumble you/muscle and bundle you . ./ out in a bloody coup . . and topple you/
Then I'll pluck ya eyes . .out and place 'em on ya decorder . . to give you . . a double view!/
As time flies/ I keep crafting lines . . to suppress men . . rhymewise/
Like Mid-wives . . I put my bars in 'Labour' . . to 'strike' guys!/
I give 'em what they want . . These girls know/ Is anyone better than Mikuz? . . Hell no!/
So like a Military match-past . . Dont parade yourself . . as one with illest flow/
I spit venom from my thorax . . like a cobra/ to blind any motherf uck er/
You keep losing . . while I 'Win free' just like Oprah!/
Them no like me . . Me na like 'em/ Dem be ma enemies . . me na they friends/
Dem no be emissaries . . so me na send o' la them!/

oNe!

bunmi,
na malfunction your brain just dey malfunction so.
Must your brain decode everything as copy and paste for you?
Person tell me say that ya brain sef na made in china and i thought it was rumour. I no know say na true.
I laugh you in NLC!

*Requesting . . .



Sending failed!*
**mikuz checks his message centre number again but its still correct**

bright whats happening na?
This has happened over 6 good times now!!
You sure say you left ya fuel tank open?
Open am jor!!
No time . . Them wan start the concert o.

@cordj2,
yes !!
Thats the best palliative they can give us. No going back!!

its indeed a shame to we igbos.
As if we are getting anything in 2015!
Mtchew

Where is d joke?

owk. . ok bro,
how many litres of credits?
Or make a full your tank?

We the civil society group/NLC/LABOUR of nairaland's jokes section have just issued a communique to the Federal Government House,Abuja. Requesting that unless the wife of the president Dame Patience Jonathan makes a statement in a public broadcast or on national tv about the oil subsidy removal policy without any iota of grammatical bomb or mis-fire,we will not accept the ludicrous increase in petrol and food prices throughout the our dear country. If this notice is not complied with within the next 2 days we will therefore have no option than to lift the suspension placed on the protests and demonstration throughout the nation.
Thanks.


Signed,
Omar Mikuz Esele,
President.

good job my boys.
YWNWA

no doubt, sunderland have been re-vitalized by martin,so i see o'neils boys carrying the day!

i dont understand this list.

e don tey small sha.
Well, marutimon congrats on the laurel o.
More power to your elbow come this year.
This your name sef.

e don tey small sha.
Well, marutimon congrats on the laurel o.
More power to your elbow come this year.
This your name sef.

kid you try.

na bad belle and jeolousy go kill you.
*hisses in fuel subsidy*

is this a joke or what?

no,
na philippines i dey now.

mtchew

face down ke? In your area?
jackpot you dont even know what is happening.
We are talking of organising subsidy mega jam soon and ya talking of face down.Hmm . . .
You dey miss no be small.
Or aint you gonna c um?
Im reserving vip tickets o!!

have you checked the music request thread?

ok jack but you are really missing.
Me i go soon close sef.
I cant miss today's grooving.