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Mtcheew!!

You me ma no get shame sef! So na that your toad-like voice you want make she hear abi?
Chai! lawchick don suffer no be small!

Haba!!! chi-baby you should be asking el that na?
I swear he's the luckiest dude in nl!!!
Btw m choro ibia leta kwa azuka na nkeiruka gi oh.IFE DI KWA N'UKWU OH!!
@all
Them[EL CUERPO] dey thief for here
Them[CHI-BABY] don dey make man pikin[MIKUZ] dey fear!!

mess dj khaled we have dj jimmy jat
mess fat joe we have 2phat

What's the intensified aggitation for? Haha! I hope say el cuerpo never start to give you some of the granite em dey smoke?

^ you get time oh.

^lmsao!

That's easy! It's you of course.

*goes very close to the poster and pretends as if he wants to whisper to him,but to his surprise mikuz gives him an heavy knock that almost pushed him down*
good for you,so next time you won't pull a stunt like this again!

Spill which laughter? At this joke?

Ok since the joke aint here, lemme check the next thread!

You made it clear that you don't understand the joke!

Ben-10 is that you or your shadow? Where have you been?

@Busybody lwkmd!

How many years did you serve?

^
no it's a tale!

Hehehe!

El cuerpo see you wey dey talk about respect!!
I wonder how you wan take get am when you no get any single loyalty for your Oga.
See you!!
Respect my foot!!
Besides, talking about resurrecting this section,all credits should all go to me and me alone. Together with my other contributions as owning the funniest jokes thread in nairaland, i personally confronted seun on the issue of using this section as nl's dumpsite!! Take a look na. See the new look of this section!!
The accolade should be rightly given to who it's due!!

Lol

^ i wonder who those other two wretched people are sef.

A Blonde was drawing money from ATM, The blonde behind her in the line said,"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password.
Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first blonde replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong, Its 1258

3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.
The first man walked into theoffice . The interviewing FBI agent said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated,and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." Theman took the gun, hesitated, and said "Sorry, I can't do it."
The next interviewee came into the office. The Agent said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, andgive us your all. Your wife is in the next room.I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man took the gun, walked into the room, then walked out."Sorry," he said.
The last man came into the office. The inverviewer said"To be in the FBI you must beloyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man took the gun and went into the room. The Agent heard 6 shots, silence, then a lot of screaming.
The man came out of the room and said "Someone loaded the gun with blanks, so I beat her to death with the curtain railing!"

A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose andflapping. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgeryshe found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked younot to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I feltsad because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse . She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."

Cadillac? Lol!! So Jackpot do money ritual? Na wa o!

A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the Parish. A leading Senator and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.
"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his wayout of it. He had stolen moneyfrom his parents, embezzled from his employer, had and affair with his boss's wife; taken illegal drugs, and gaveVD to his sister.
I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people.",
Just as the priest finished his talk, the republican senator arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk. "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the politician."In fact, I had the honor of being the first person to go to him for confession."
Moral: NEVER, NEVER, NEVERBE LATE!

Underbend? Is that spanish?

^ see your life. You don kill person because of ordinary joke!

^ na so e dey start.

^ you just hit the head in the nail! . . . Sorry, the nail in the head.

Boxer? Haba!

Nah. No be me! Dem hack my id.

Lol