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^lol! They know not what they do!

Lol ! Funny thread

Yeah i really miss her. I wonder where she is now and what she's up to! Last saw her on circle of three! Mehn she don old finish! Wrinkles don decorate her face.

@medjai
you must be dreaming no doubt!

Mehn by now this wonderful,pretty and attractive woman shouldn't be saying all these.

^ yeah like dagrin ! Lol!

Port harcourt!

gawd!!!

Na so e be o!

I kinda like the song anyway!

@baba did the poster say anything like that?

Geez! 11/10?

Yeah! Me too bro!

What kingdom?

^
no! Not anymore! I have graduate.
You nko?

El which knife? Na God save you today! You get luck say them just hold me!

^He's searching for something o!

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Lol!

Ok thanks for the 411.

@wesley
quit the jeolousy bro!
@tashanja
i got your back mehn.

^
na jackpot you dey call chicken?
*gives her a dirty slap*

@sophizzy
or omotola anyone can go! So far there is Bleep in it!

Old joke but still funny!

Haha lol!

The authorities were leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine. They asked the priest if he wanted to face up or down when he meets his fate.
The priest said that he would like to face up so that he will be looking toward heaven when he dies. So, they raise the blade of the guillotine, release it and it comes speeding down and suddenly stops just inches from his neck.
The authorities take this as divine intervention and release the priest.
Next the drunkard comes to the guillotine. He also decides to die face up hoping that he will be as fortunate as the priest. They raise the blade of the guillotine, release it and it comes speeding down and suddenly stops just inches from his neck.
So, the authorities release the drunkard as well.
Next is the engineer. He alsodecides to die facing up. They slowly raise the blade of the guillotine when suddenly the engineer shouts, "WAIT!!!… I think the problem is right there where the cable is binding!!!"

Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge.
They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up the screen.
Seconds before the end, a bolt of lightning struck taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with.
Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out."
"Very well, then," says God,"let us see if Jesus fared any better."
Jesus enters a command, andthe screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.
Satan is astonished. He stutters, "But how?! I lost everything, yet
Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?!"
God chuckles, "Jesus saves."

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you are a Cop!