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coogar: youngdanaval, these punches are weak na.



what's the meaning of this nonsense? isn't this forced to you. 198 means - i am number one, beef 9 & get ate. its way too forced - number 198 doesn't have the word "beef" & "get" in them.

if i were to rebuttal that in a battle. i would say "my favourite number is 89 - i hate/ate 9".....this is more straight forward than modo's horrible scheme up there.

You are a fraud. The most horrible netcee in NL. Your puns are as bad as most Nigerian roads. I pity these gullible kids who still respect you. See how you keep exposing yourself? So this your own is not weak? Mugu, you re a sstupid rretarded ccocksucker.

How is that rubbish you wrote better than what Mode nine spat. You are a senseless goat.

I made a big mistake to reason that Vector is worse than you. Now I know better. OP thank you for using this to expose Cooger aka Punchline recycler, the country actor himself. Cooger your wordplay skill is horrid. You're a fraudster. Don't stop deceiving people, your evildoings are beginning to catch up with you. You'll definately die young.

Iidiotic son of a bbitchy vvagabond!

Cooger this is a proof that your IQ is below zero, just admit that you don't dig those bars and save us the bullsshit! Why are you sprouting trash? Are you insane or what?

No wonder you've not recycled/ bitten those punches, they fly over your head that's why?

Mumu. Mr. Punchline recycler aka Country actor.

How's your recycling machine?

coogar: may amadioha destroy your moustache, anuofia. see kim kardashian o. at least, vector comes up with one or two punches, kim doesn't even know what a punch is. a camel would pass through the eye of the needle before you will find one punch in kim's verse.

when you eventually find one, it's forced.
i have told you - go & join a choir & play drums for church. the pen game is not for you. sit back & relax & watch me conjure up dopë verses after dopë verses.

Same old jargons. When are you gonna come up with something new?

Limerick: Mikuz, u do vocal?

No please.

iamaromolaeran: the cedis alaba thing is cool....alaba is where pple buy cds in bulk bla bla bla ...its a double entendre .....vectors wordplays are good dude...u cant expect him doing what we do here in vocals...its is battle rap we do here...plus he said that thing on rap attack with sarkodie so he brought in the ghana thing and made sense with it....he ddope with wordplays dude..stop hating///

eminem- am in a church gathering watching a mass occur/massacre....whats special about this??
if it was vector that spat that you willl say it forced...

pls appreciate the works vector is doing and his efforts in nigerian hip hop and stop hating.....

if you see him one on one ..can you beat him lyrically vocals.....?? answer is ...u mmmmmmm..... google it

This is nonsense!

Hating? I can bet you didn't know who Vector is back in the day when I started partying with his tracks.

I should not expect him to do what we do here? What are you even saying? So I should expect him to force wordplays and spit weak similes? Smh.

Cedes/ Cds is not forced but it is basic and generic as ffuck, before Vec spat it I've seen so many peeps use it before. So it doesn't move me. My standard is higher, We are worlds apart, I'm not trilled by basic, forced and generic puns like you!

If a rapper plays 'contract' with 'con track', I will bash him for it, rather than suck him. If Vector keeps his puns ddope and tight like the 'portrait' wordie, you wouldn't see me nitpick him like this.

Mass occur/ Massacre is not forced. See why I said you are dropping nonsense and why I maintained that Nigerian educational system is nothing to write home about. No wonder everyone is clamouring to study abroad. You think Eminem spits in vernacular like Vector? You always talk about attending lectures but you're chatting like a school drop-out.
Massacre is pronounced the same way mass occur is voiced, ask any vet and stop exposing your educational background.

Limerick: Lololol
Odikwa, Odikwa all these Vector haters that am seeing on nairaland*

I don't know why everything is seen as hating these days. Why should I hate on the nigga? We dey drag babe?

See bro, I used to be the biggest fan of Vector back in the day. No hiphop lover in PH was into him deeper than I was. Though he sounded very well like Jay Z but he is a much better rapper then than he is now. First time I heard his jam, I thought it was Jay, I started following him like mad - until he deived and started spitting rubbish metaphors and forced wordplays.

You can't compare the Vector who did 'Kilode', 'Champion' - where General Pype featured him - and the Vector of now.

Vector is finished, forget all these hypes you guys are giving him, I see him as a laughing stock.

If I respect Vector today, it ll definately be because of what he delivered in the past. I'm sorry, I can no longer fan a rapper who spits nursery, useless, wack and generic puns like Cooger.


I can't go from listening to sick wordies from Modenine, Ibime, Yaylow, Senavoe, M.I etc to torturing myself by listening to Vector. As it stands now, I even RATE Banky W better than Vec in terms of wordplay.

There's also a track he did for Nigeria or so, forgotten the name. Brymo or so took the hook in Yoruba. Dayummmmm!!!

Whatever happened to him.

'Nuffsaid.

ELYMAXiimus: lmao. . . . True talk!

A rapper who plays 'contract' with 'con track' is a fraud!!

Vector and Cooger are futureless, na small thing wey Cooger take better pass am.

coogar: see question....
i will sell you in lagos. my goons control all the bus stops from mile 2 to mile 12. my territories stretch from lagos down to PH.....why do you think mikuz is scared of me?

So you have not stopped smoking banana leaves?

Limerick: * See am rich with the word, and there's none richer/
The only poor trait I have is a painted picture/ (Portrait)

* I'm the 'bes(t)' and my crew be strong/
You cannot the the 'bes(t)' cuz u had just one 'stupid song'/ (bez)

* Your CD like abandoned ships.....it made no 'Sale'/ (Sail)

* My ghana hustle gave me more 'Cedes' than Alaba (CDs)

* Won fé so mi di cartoon...buh mi o kin shey Mickey mouse/
Buh tin ba ri awon mickey mouse - ma soju nu... 'Mii ki mouse'/ I love this line

* I could never be 'Las(t)' if my name had 'Vegas' in /

Guy e still long..VECTOR IS HIGHLY INTELLIGENT!

The only pun worthy of note here is the first one, others are wack as ffuck!!

Vector is one of the worst rappers to ever spit wordplays. SMH!!

I can name 10 netcees in NL who got better wordplays.

KR0NE VS JIGSAWKILLAH


Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 4pm, Saturday 20 September 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

FUCKYOUHARD VS KSSLIB


Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 4pm, Friday 19 September 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

Closed : Ksslib wins this and qualifies for the semi-final.

Please vote on this battle :

https://www.nairaland.com/1892425/lord-rings-quarter-finals-giyazz#26326662

Please please.

ELYMAXiimus: Very poor battle!

Giyaz had the ideas, but set ups where terrible, which made ya punches weak! You also stretched the lines, some of them didnt even rhyme! Smh

ksslib too wasnt impressive!

You two can do better!

MvT = A TIE



the way this tourney is being organised is affecting the delivery of the contestants! Smh!

Where are all the so called vets? Just to give verd is another big work to do? They see the verses and just leave!

They shouldnt be allowed to take part in the king tourney as well . . .

No worry, I know where I go block dem.

Thanks y'll voters : JigsawKillah wins and qualifies for the semi-final.

Thanks, more votes please.

Thanks voters : FYH wins and qualifies for the semi-final.

Thanks, more votes please.

Ksslib: The deadline is 4pm saturday 13th..

Today is 13th and its just some minutes past 10:am ..

Am i missing something?

Sorry bro, please no vex!

Closed : Loonat11k disqualified for a no-show, Kr0ne advances to the semi-final.

Thanks guys, more votes please.

Er . . . M-16

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I spill the blood of this heathen/
Blow him to bits and hang him from the top of his ceiling/
. . cos Glaziers Vs Mik is like an Abiku confronting a demon/
Check it . . this coward failed to join the tourney cos hes scared of getting thoroughly beaten!/

His raps are colder?/
Pttf . . he ll get served like I'm tryna pass the kola/
Glacierz fits the description of a massive loafer/
. . I'm sick to death, no wonder peeps elect that this PH chap is ddoper/
But you? You wouldn't make NL call you sick to death . . like Patrick Sawyer!/

I'm still tryna figure out why the thug is boasting/
Is not that he comes ill with the puns hes showing/
So you best be careful with what you posting/
. . cos Ibime acted like he was a worthy surgeon/ when he left you cut and open/
. . Plus we witnessed him gun you down, when he put the metal to ya chin . . like an upper cut from Wolverine!/

I'm introducing ma gunners/ for us to see that you a ffool and a bluffer/
These punches are making him face down like hes using a mortar/
. . Always claiming you blazing the guns
. . when you still won't see a 'Burner, boy' . . if we expose you to all our music performers!/

So its left for us to look and discover/ that what he blabbing is dumb frees/
. . like Nestle in the stock exchage market . . he keeps stacking the losses/
Claiming his kicks demolish when hes battling with forces/
. . but Against Ibime . . we hardly saw 'G boot E' . . travelling to African countries!/

I'm killing the brother/ when I call the shots like I'm screaming for boxers/
So don't think that those lyrics you offer/ can finish ma stunners/
. . before I spray the bullets and leave ya cap red . . like APC supporters!/

Its time I prove hes a madman/ and that he never come good with with his pattern/
. . This beating ll make these newbies to hearken/
Since he claims hes writing exams . . Ill hit his Uni with AXES men/ to bully the plankton/
. . then 'knock him off his socks' and make him go to school with no shoes . . like Goodluck Jonathan!/

How dare you claim ya writtens are major/ when On Fb, Sleakid killed you with labour/
You saw blood dripping and started appealling to neighbours/
. . so stop acting like you bringing something drugs to the site . . like cocaine sniffing surveyors!/

Glacierz and Limerick of all the ninjas trolling Loona na only una dey reasonable, that's why I'm asking you guys to forget this shiit please. We dey find ddope members on here and una dey pursue the ones wey we suffer get?

Why dont you guys chase the wack ones out instead?

Please please e don do.

And Limerick you are giving a bad name to our crew.

Smh . . Loonat11k please don't do this please please please.

GLACIERZ: Biatch!!!!. . .I own the bragging rights. . .and I keep it!!


Yall see how this nigga bluffs about/He brought the bout/unfortunately. . .i dropped the tout/
Two times in a row. . .so why don't the nigga shut his mouth!!/
Cos there ain't no other doubt/When fans give me the louder shout/ and he cowers out/
So if he try to take my praises. . .by next week he ll be 'pushing up daisies'. . .while a lonely flower sprouts!/
. . .on his eternal bed of roses/I leave niggas spooked on proses/that my head composes/
Cos my text is magical. . .like the seventh book of moses!!/ 


Omnipotent /My verse is aired on Orient/and loona can't match my quotient/
Nobody stops my enthronement/so if he claim solid nigga. . .then forking tell him. .  I'm a solvent!!/

He ain't a marked an opponent/cos he behaves like an animal. . .at times he's masked as a rodent/
but now he's an 'agama' . .seeing the 'sun again is an opportunity'. . He better 'bask in the moment'!!/
He is an enthusiastic liar!/So we get gasoline and pneumatic tyres/I boil with ire. . So like he lost his job. . .i get lunatic fired!!/
Nobody feeling what this toddler quip/he should fall asleep/or dust my shoulder and adjust my collar tip/
Cos I'm so generous. . .i ll school this kid for free. . .like a scholarship!!/
I ain't gotta talk to the p¡mp/so much cheddar. . .a bulk of reprints/will make him sulk at a glimpse/
If he wanna test. .all I say him is . .'break a leg!'. . .now that nigga is cripple, while I walk with a limp!!!/
I'm a ball of flame!/but new niggas are new niggas. . .nobody calls your name/
You and your c*cks*ckers, I put yall to shame/and Mik upholds my name. . .in the hall of fame!!!/

I'm inspired!!!

coogar: you? 16 bars?
you wey teddymiyaki don overtake in hierarchy. when i first came here, you were like 2nd or 3rd best - right now, you are not even in the top 20.

you have deteriorated!

Mugu!!

Limerick: BTW - Yu still with us?

Yes na!

Limerick: Sorry mikuz for the no show stunt. No internet for 4 days cz of some school stuffs.

No problem bro.

coogar: i have told mikuz to close this thread indefinitely but his addiction to squadron has messed up his thinking faculty.

if anyone has a verse to drop, let them send it to mik's email & he will help them post it while this place remains locked. hopefully, after 3 months, nuccas would respect the rules.

You think I'm a Dogoyaro consumer like you abi?

No gree make I use 16 bars destroy your life.

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* Each category ll have 3 nominees.

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First set of individuals who ll be inducted in NL Rap Battles Hall of Fame.

1. Eldee
2. Dbr
3. Streetwize
4. Ibime

Thanks alot for your coperation.