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You guys have given me a terrible laffing headache!

@Esss
ha ha ha! LOL Real gorilla oh!

@Esss

Who said men are not ugly!  

Original de wor wor na Mike Tyson oh!  Even our own OBJ nko!  No bodi wor wor pass OBJ I beg!

In fact na Mohadana wor wor pass! You bush bini he-goat! Ijaw and bini what is the difference! Wor wor mugu like you! Please do not ruin this thread! Get lost jo!

@Esss
I beg leave that mugu mohadana.  See beta laff going on here!

@bobyosisi
You get am!  OGA SIR!  That is a major insult!  See tears dey comot my eyes!  

@whitelexi

You no normal at all! OGA SIR!

@mohadana

This bush bini boy don carry im wahala come here again? Ugly mother-fuc*ker like you!

@Topic

I hope your questions have been answered here oh!  Ugly babe is a no go area oh!  Before you begin call am "SIR!" according to whitelexi!

Haba! @whitelexi Whoopie get very big boobs oh!

 
Una no go kill person with laff oh!

@Esss

I dey oh!  Please fire on!

@Esss

Please do not forget Whoopi Goldberg in your list of ugly mu-che-ches! The original de wor wor!

Nairaland really needs more members like you that are funny, relaxed and interactional! Keep up the good work! NL was getting really boring! Smouchies to you!

Abacha of course! At least we knew his position at all times.  OBJ the mega hypocrite was busy looting through his hench men and spending every sunday in church for "thanksgiving"! With im mouth like "Lagbara jesu! Now OBJ has gone back to school to study theology---to perfect the act of "lootocracy"!  Abacha did not pretend to be a dictator abi? Obj say im be democrat, use EFCC, and all arms of governent to destroy Nigeria! Ugly son of a Bit*h! Abacha even fine pass the grand ape!

@denex

Now you are talking!  Best shoe size has to go by nairaland standards of course!  The bigger the shoe size, the greater the "balls"!   Nigeria needs someone with big balls oh!  Don't you know that Y'ardua's feet are larger than those of Dikembe Motombo and Shaquile O'neal combined! Please bigger shoe size for  =Maximum performance!  Go Y'ardua!!!!!!! You can only get that from Northern Nigeria.  See say them malams no dey wear shoe or "dross"!  Only slippers and danshiki to keep "high" performance areas well aired!

@Donzman

I am serving a living God oh! These southerners for just completely "dabaru" the whole place where that OBJ of a monkey stop! Now we have to get rid of that "yahoo" boy "Badluck" Jonathan and reinstate IBB in his place!

Don't worry! The sex you guys will have will be the greatest you will ever have in your life! Really freaky! If everything fails just turn of the light at night. Ugly people are usually very beautiful "between the legs"!

@laudate!
No thanks, I get plenty already! Your relatives? O ti o!


@denex
We want a tall, dark, handsome, educated northerner like Y'ardua!

@amaikama
So you can tell if a guy is romantic by looking at his pix abi? I say do not worry about "my big bros"--- As long as he suits me, nothing else matters. This romance thing is subjective not objective. So you do not need photos. I say I am happy with his performance and[b] that is all [/b] that counts!

he he he!

@kokoA

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww! That is so "unpatriotic"! Is there nothing you can do to help revive it?

@proverbial
Thank you! Well put and good question! You were reading my mind!

@davidylan
Because, at least you can rate Bush! OBJ no get rating! SNEEZE!

@TayoD
Real big deal about Bush's approval rating!  The amazing thing is that if it was possible for George Bush to come back for a 3rd term, he will win again! What has changed since his first and second coming?   Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

@Topic

Too busy sharing the $40-$50 Billion in external reserves! OBJ go get his own discount ke! Na wah for Naija oh!

@denex
Please try and eat well oh! Issues partaining to Nigeria can be very unsettling to the stomach! You are asking why the sudden love America is extending to Nigeria? Ah-ah!
Connect the dots! Nigeria is paying dearly for all those "indian" gifts! 20 years from now, perhaps the truth will come out! Just perhaps oh!

@Esss

I hear you bo!  These dry pigs!