₦airaland Forum

@Topic
"Brot" guy jam "brot" gal! Una fit each other oh!

Seun:
Prosperity always starts with the rich. If the rich are not satisfied, there is no way the poor can be satisfied.

I say I don hear! No wonder I no dey go church!   If this is what the Bible or Koran teaches, then I think I will die an atheist!  Na wa for una oh!  Poor Jesus will die for nothing during "the second" coming!  We sure did not learn anything from the first "coming"!

Game Over! Church don enter inside!

@Topic

Na Abiola, Igbinedion or Nnamani im go marry before?

Seun:
Pure water sellers are welcome at all these places, if they are ready to waste their money.

Prosperity always starts with the rich. If the rich are not satisfied, there is no way the poor can be satisfied. You just can't put the cart before the horse. GSM phones started as toys for the rich, but now everyone has one.

I see! Even you too? May God help us! We are truly finished in Naija! It is all about improving the quality of life across the board in Nigeria! Why is this concept to hard to ingest or digest? Na wa for una oh!

denex:
This project is neither for the poor nor the rich. It was built to attract foreign exchange from European visitors not to be recycling Nigerian currency.

It is not built for Nigerians. It is built for Nigerians to use in making money of other nationals who come as tourists so if I see any houseboy there, I'll make sure he's arrested.

I see!  Please oh!  I think na who chop belle fool and belle wise na im they make projects for Europeans to enjoy in Nigeria!  People are dyng every day in Naija and you are here boasting of ghost projects! I say we are dead!  See your life for ground!

Beline:
I don't know the kind of planet you are coming from, for the fact that you have a problem with the mother does not mean you should count all the children alike.  This is Duke not PDP and in case you don't know if all his peers did a little of what he did including your darling Yar'Adua this country would be a little better than what it is today, don't forget that your darling was a governor just like him.

Na wetin dey worry you sef?  You be Duke "concubine"?  Which one be ya own?  I beg go jare!  Haba!  No body don hear your cyber voice since oh!  Now it has come to "Duke" and Tinapa and you wan burn down my house! Take time oh!

debosky:


denex like una edo people say 'oma' to Lucky! him do well

Militia we go fight o! I no wan win this one, just give me the info u have, I sabi pesin for EFCC, they are awaiting my latest report, after the good job i did with Alams

I say no be me and you oh! I no get power for ya side! Your gramma too much and I alway have headache after "sessions" with you! Even romance and sexuality topics na wahala! I beg leave me oh!

denex:
Well those of you that are saying rubbish about TINAPA, I wonder why you didn't complain when SHOPRITE was being built in Lekki, or when SILVERBIRD GALLERIA was being constructed in Victoria Island.

Armed Robbers, Food Poisoning, Bad Roads, MILITIA, wetin Calabar do you sef?

And since some people from Cross Rivers too are saying this project is misplaced, I am begging them to uproot it and replace it in Edo State where Lucky's major project is the movement of a pedestrian bridge from UBTH Gate to UNIBEN Gate.

Since it is misplaced, please let them replace it to Edo state and we will use prayers to force every Calabar indigene to heaven.

Na wah oh!  Na wetin be all this?  Calabar has not done anything to me oh!  I have spoken about Edo, Yoruba, Ijaw, Igbos, hausas, and other ethnic groups in Nigeria based on the topics were are discussing!  Why the bad belle?  The point is that nothing in Nigeria is worth the "hello" about since it does not reflect in the lives of the common Nigerian!  When all these things you mentioned are accessible to our gatemen, househelps, purewater sellers, drivers and so on, then you can tell me about progress!  Catering to the rich and famous does not do "it" for me! HABA! You guys can drive a saint to drink!

champredd:
What the f**k is goin on here, in the first part of the thread, some a**holes are blaming the southerners as the one's criminalising Nigeria's image abroad. All the resources that is sustaining Nigeria till date are from the south, if those f**king northerners have not embezzle our resources why will Nigerians be leaving the country, let alone commit financial crimes. Also, all those Nigerians who have been beheaded in KSA and other middle eastern countries are from the north, f**k them. Sh*t.

Oh migosh!  Check out language!  Profanities galore!  Oh boy wetin vex you reach like this?  Southerners are not better than Northerners!  We all collectively ruined Nigeria--Period!

angel101:
how can i graduate when i oppose aunty militia?! not possible!

No my dear, you cannot graduate!  You have to go back to "school of Basic studies" for remedial   "prep" classes!  Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!  There is hope sha!

McKren:
God knows how you can produce such contradictory comments 1 & 2 within the same statement. You are simply not listening to yourself.
In No. 1 you advocate detribalism and immediately in 2 you advocate tribalism.


I think I must appologise for engaging you in a debate, you are simply not in my league.

Thank you sir! I can contradict myself to show your logic! Tribalism benefits you if it means killing every other Nigerian to save your precious hides! Y'ardua is only doing what we expect him to do! Protect his own! He is only reflecting your logic not mine! It may not be what I believe but in sarcasm, it is to show your level of ignorance and tribal stupidity! Since you cannot kill your own brothers where they are the most corrupt, do not expect any other tribe to do the same! Period! Have I spelled it out for you!

The point is that do not expect Nigerians to progress with sentiments like yours! I say I dey shame for you! As for choosing not to debate with me--- all well and good! It is your prerogative! My feelings aint hurt! One less Calabar person I do not have to deal with!

debosky:
why u dey run?

come here and state your case, don't worry I wont disclose your location, besides we have a witness protection program

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I say you pass me oh!  I no fit oh!  I say you win!

debosky:
Militia you'll probably accuse me again on this, but what is your evidence that 'he did no better than his fellow PDP execu-thieves'?

there was recent flooding in parts of India and Pakistan due to excessive rainfall, even in parts of Britain a few weeks back, freak weather phenomena are not under the control of anyone. If the flooding problem is perennial, however, then it would be a different case.

If we had good meteorological records we could tell if the rainfall was more than usual to cause flooding, lacking that, claiming TINAPA was a misplaced project needs to be buttressed properly.

Simply because CR doesn't have the best medical facilities in the nation (in your own estimation) doesn't mean the facilities have been neglected.

I don't know how many private equity investors would put money in a hospital project, unless it was set up for profit. Duke seems to have performed much better than his peers, with visible imprints on the landscape left for posterity. If his vision doesn't fit in with your idea of 'prioritization' (a word that doesn't exist by the way ) you are truly entitled to your opinion.

You have come again with your need for "evidence"!
My friend, anything PDP is bad news---------Simple! No long talk!  Keep waiting for evidence oh!  You know that you can blow big big grammar even when fit kill "mohadana"!  I know I can never win where you are concerned oh---as the SAN of Niaraland!  Before you start--I say you don win oh! Carry go!  I don run from you oh!

Beline:
please try to appreciate what is good

Sorry I cannot appreciate anything that smells like a "dumpster" ! Don't care how "pretty it is!  Nothing special about him!  Just another PDP smooth operating rougue!  He is tainted good!

I don tire for all these "Duke" concubines sef!  Make una go siddon jo!  He has a new set of girlfriends and cough cough---boyfriends too now! So y'all should stop campaigning for ----------- AD HOC -------------contracts!

@Beline


No body hates Duke oh!  He is a "pretty" boy!  I just think his achievements are over-rated that all and he is no better than the other PDP  execu-thieves!


@angel101

See!  Your major problem?  Learn to think like a Nigerian person first instead a regional isolationist!  I choose to do that!  I am not speaking for the whole of Nigeria, but for myself!  The reason America remains great is because everyone thinks in terms of "we"not "I"!  Please make you try leave ya village small ok?  Just try once in a while to take a vacation in Ghana or Togo for some kind of exposure! I see you identified London as your location! He he he! That does not count since London is an extension of Nigeria's "backyard"!

McKren:
Why will Yaradua not adopt such policy when he has chosen nigeria's biggest thief as his chief of staff. Yes IBB is his chief of staff because he seeks all his advice from Mina. (Forget Abdulahi Mohamed, that one only exists on paper)

angel101:
besides his campaign benefitted immensely from another big thief Ibori.

McKren:
Why not tell us your state lets see how well your Governor performed

I am not going to join issues with you if truly you are a "lady". Honestly I have always wondered why of all names a Nigerian girl will choose to bear MILITIA.  I doubt if you are a lady, I even doubt if you are even a southerner like you proclaim.

May be if you are confident enough to represent your true identity I will have response for you.

Scratches her head!  I do not even know where to start! See confusion!

1)  My state of origin does not matter because we are not competing on the basis or tribal sentiments and ignorance!  I am thinking in terms of Nigeria and not in terms of any bloaady region in Nigeria!

2)Yup!  When OBJ was president how many southerners did he prosecute?  Now you want Y'ardua to kill his own brothers in the name of corruption?

3) Whether I am male, female, transgendered, fishmale or "it" is irrevelant!  It is not a personal issue!  I couldn't care less if you are the "messiah" of the world!  Just stick to the issues discussed and stop trying to nose into my personal "bizz"!  I am not here to make friends!  I gat enough already! Thank you!

ono:
That's strange. And you're from the Niger Delta. Anyways, UST is known by all in Portharcourt and beyond as the ''short form'' for Rivers State University of Science and Technology. People removed the RS bit from it to come up with UST.

I think I'll rather live with a noise-making educated- illiterate, than a silent illiterate. Who knows, I could glean some stuff from the noise he/she is making.

UST----whatever! I left Naija 18 years ago and so do not remember all the acronyms for all the establishments over there!  Besides, you all always come up with all kinds of names one cannot understand!   Thanks for the education!  So we have Universities of Science and Technologies in Nigeria and the country still looks like it does? Cannot even produce "spoke" for bicycle!

Also you make me laff! -----A semi-illiterate is even worse with half-baked education and a whole latta misinformation.  This group of people can make things up as they go along, thereby looking really riduculous! As for the stack illiterates, we know where they stand at all times!.  I think I prefer the stark illiterates oh! They are more humble and are usually humble because they know that they have a lot to learn!  Your half-baked illiterates will fool you with arrogance and too much pride then pretend to be a doctor---only to open you up to perform surgery!   Then you end up in the morge!  God forbid! Semi-illiterates do not know their limits and they have no bounderies!  This set of people is extremely dangerous---and unforturnately make the most noise to compensate for a highly ignorant state!  Tufia-kwa!

Big B1:
The problem here is the fact that the Southerners refuse to see the light.

Believe me folks, it's not about DUKE.

Yes, he's a little bit smarter than the rest, by stealing the minimum and by also producing couple of things for his people just to polish up his image; other than that, there is nothing special about the man.
He's a member of the Nigerian "gang star".

Preach it oh! With the educational standard in Nigeria, these Southerners will "NEVER" "EVER" gitit in a million years! I say I de shame for us! Bloody noise makers!

@angel101

You gat serious issues because you fail to realize that what happens in any part of Nigeria affects the whole! Your blaoddy "Duke" is no better than the rest of the PDP governors so please can it! He only succeeded in staying prettier than the rest of them. If he fooled you, he did not fool the rest of Nigeria with his ye ye "TINAPA" rubbish!

Big B1:
Here we go again, pointing finger.

No one wants to take responsibility; typical Nigerian style.

How long is this stupidity will continue?

Who cares where the problem is coming from?

Nigerians will spend 20 years pointing fingers and rejecting the responsibility, while the other countries are busy discovering wonders and implementing better ways to develop their nations.

Enough of this nonsense. It's time to wake up, join hands and find a way to make things right in Nigeria.

We are one country.

Thank you oh!  I beg preach am again!  She just does not get it!

@angel101!  angel 101!  angel101!
Listen oh!  And listen goooooooooooooooood!  You cannot graduate to "angel102" with this ya mentality! You will have too many carryovers at this rate oh!  I dey fear for you!

angel101:

u never cease to amuse me. I wonder where u get all these your wierd and extreme ideas from. have u been to the state to see the state of their hospitals?
anyway y don't u answer the question? Is tinapa the cause of  food poisoning and armed robbers shooting off your ass?
u're right its your perogative to rant go right on at the risk of sounding foolish.

Yup!  Very funny!  ha ha ha!

You are asking all these dumb questions because of your inability to see that they are hypothetical questions!  Let me spell it out for you!  It means "if" you are sick "for example"------
As for the state of your hospitals, why did Y'ardua not go and treat his "Cartarrh" there instead of going to Germany?  Why did Atiku not go to treat his "Osteoporosis" there in Calabar instead of going to London?  Late Stella OBJ and Alamayesiegha could have gone there too breast and tummy tucks now! 

Why are people still sending their relatives out of the country to school and receive medical treatment out of Calabar?  I do not see any research projects your Calabar Memorial Tinapa Hospital has carried out oh!  May be the reason people to go to school or receive treatment in Calabar is because you guys have a long waiting list over there.  I guess business is so gooooooooooooood, that people are being turned away because these facilities are highly patronized!  Rubbish! Please go and sit down somewhere and count sheep till you fall asleep!  Ya brain no dey function properly!  Prioritization darling---Prioritization!  Mugu!

Big B1:
FYI: this is Yar'Adua's new policy

They are all thieves and if you can not punish all, there is no need to punish any!

Thank you jare!  I do not see where the "Duke and Puke" of Tinapa was exempted here oh!

McKren:
Announce your State, lets see if they have better road networks, healthcare facilities and schools than Cross River.

Typical Southerner---It is now a competition of ignorance!  I beg go siddon!  Bloody noise makers!  You and you Duke can eat crow for all I care!  He is no better than any other crooked governor in Nigeria so zip it!  If he impressed you, he sure did not impress me.  Is he not "PDP"?  Poverty Distribution Party?  Tinapa my arse--nal!

angel101:
no sense at all.
will the armed robbery have stopped without tinapa? or tinapa is making people more prone to food poisoning? I beg girl stop the ranting!

Did not expect anything better from you! Never surprise me with your responses. A typical Nigerian who does not know the meaning of[b] "PRIORITIZATION"![/b] Why did your Duke not build just one good hospital intead of this "blaaoody Tinapa"? I am not surprised. Go and enjoy Tinapa! You do not even have good roads to go to the so-called Tinapa! I have the right to rant so deal with it!

Beline:
Please don't quote me wrong as I don't encourage corruption but vision

Yeah! We don hear oh! Vision of misplaced priorities and mismanagement.  We need hospitals and roads oh!  Good schools and electricity not "TINAPA"!

@Topic

A very misplaced project!  I hope when you "Tinapa gongists" beating this your drum of your  "almighty" Tinapa get sick from food poisoning or armed robbers shoot off ya arses, Tinapa will have an emergency response team to resuscitate you!  Rubbish! Tinapa ko!  Tinapa ni!  Na  only Tinapa the people for calabar go chop?  What a name "Tinapa"---SNEEZE!  Very local!

@mkana

Nope! You can come from China and you are still welcome! Just stay away from threads that have been buried in the archives of irrelevancy!

@dblock

Please, you wrote a long letter but did not answer Coco29's question! Nice try though! You get an "E" for effort!

@denex

You believe Duke is innocent?  From what?



Aren't they all?  Till proven guity!  We Nigerians will jubilate at any level mediocrity because we have set such low standards for ourselves! Na Tinapa dey trip una?   Nigerians are farmished rabbits that will salivate at the sight of any carrot dangling at their noses no matter how rotten!  Since we are not used to having anything good in our lives from our government, anything will do no matter how meaningless. 

Now tell me the the use of this your Tinapa when you need to drive from whichever airport and roads full of armed robbers and death trapping pot holes to get to this your "Neverland Ranch"?   When you are sick with food poison from this your Tinapa ranch, which hospital in Tinapa will help you "pump" out your necrotic stomach? We no well at all!  I say I dey shame!   Ye ye dey smell!

And all this bullsh*t about Tinapa here, Tinapa there!  Na Tinapa the people go chop?   Don't get me wrong oh!  The Duke of a man did something at least in the Kingdom of the blind where the one-eyed man is King!  What about educational structures and medical facilites.  When people want to learn or go to hospitals for major illnesses, I bet the calabar people flock to almighty "TINAPA" all their needs!  Tinapa ko!  Tinapa ni!  What a white elephant project indeed! Rubbish! I beg make we hear word!

@ono

I beg pardon my ignorance. What is UST?

ono:
good education for our people, what is it that's preventing us from getting this donIf we are so blessed in the delta to provide e?


Nigerian graduates that are doing very well in their course of study in many other universities around the world. A lot of them are from UST.

Please help me answer your question oh! I do not know the purpose of an education if you cannot use it!

I agree that Nigerian graduates survive in other countries because I am one of those who schooled in a Nigerian University then came here for a second degree. But this is not the norm. I know what I had to do to be able to measure up to the standards over here, because Nigerian universities did not prepare me for the kind of education practiced outside of Nigeria. Do you know what Nigerians face outside the country to survive academically? No one will tell you that part.

It is called "RETRAINING"! Nigeria's educatinal system is for the most part "inadequate"! I had to re-train myself to fit in here. So while illiteracy might be prevalent in the north where education[b] was [/b] not a really a priority in the past. In the southern part of Nigeria, you say you have graduates but they are no better that the northern counterparts who did not go at all! How do you explain this? Most southerners may make a lot of noise, but they do not sound educated for the most part! So what's the beef?