₦airaland Forum

@Dayokanu Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! You don comot for gear!

I rest my case! The reason why a southerner is a real "yahoo"! Dayo--kanu ke? From where? This is a combination of southern major tribes in ultimate "ignorance"! I say una dey make me shame! Keep proving how stupid you are---my darling southern bros! Even BIAFRALORD with im big flag beta pass you!

@docokwy
You get am!  Since you are my customer.  You still owe me oh!  I still have my black book with all your credit card info oh!  Even pictures and explicit videos and cds.  I dey go ebay if you do not settle ya account within one week.  Since your are almost 7 years behind.  No file bankruptcy oh!  No more credit for you!

Why I no go be ashewo?  When brodas like "monadana" abi na mahoghany no sabi do them job?  I beg I like Italos oh!   They pay well in hard currency sef!  Not you naija southern brodas with "dorty" naira notes when fit give person leprosy!

Una dey crase no be small!
LOL Una go kill person with laff!

@Fromuk

Na true you talk!  Shay you be ashewo specialist?   1Naira ashewo sef not even beta one wey dey baff!

@Esss

I beg no mind them jo!  Like they are not enjoying all the crap we are talking here? 

@Fromuk

If you like come to my house to know who I am---  I do not owe you any explanation as to how I choose to live my life.  Not ya daughter or sister!  Even if I was---You do not qualify to talk "squat" to me!  None of ya gaddem bizz!  That is why you have ya village babes, so hook of with one of ya village sistas?  Aight?   People like you na them "phock" ashewo pass!  Probably molested all the 10 old gals on ya street!   Ye ye! Or one of 'em famous "catholic" priests!

@Fromuk

I made myself the topic ke?  Your life must be very boring oh!   All it takes is for "stuff" like this to entertain you?  Mba mba  mba oh!  Go find your level abeg!  I went to visit other interesting topics jare!  Since you all are becoming a boring bunch!  Nothing to contribute?  I do not like to "play" with myself!  So I will leave you guys here once in a while to go to other fun areas till more interesting folks show up!  Right now you gat nathing to offer my "intellectual stimulant"!  What a bore!
I came to Nairaland to have a good time and laff not to meet father francis and hail mary here!  Buzz of jo!  Boring cows!

Make una try face the topic oh! MILITIA -------- is not the topic! I say una no know book! Talk ya own instead of trying to decide whether I will see "heaven or hell'! I said my own piece, so none of y'alls bizz if I "phock" malu or guinea fowl! Make una face the topic! Awon holy holy!

@babyosisi

Cool down babe!  Did I say I sampled all?  Read my post well oh!  Do you have to sample to make a decision on what to say about a topic?  I have friends and I have dated other races.  What you do not experience personally, you can gather else where!  That is why every subject has "theory" and "practicals"!

@Uyai
I say you no know book!  You need more experience so no need to address you at all! Try have some fun for ya life okay?

@tpia
Like we did not grow up in Nigeria to see prostitutes on every street corner.   I wonder which guys patronized these babes? ---Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Even in the university in Nigeria I went to---- it was a full time job for most guys not to talk of gals!  Face it people it is a reality in Nigeria!

@babyosisi

I say na una sabi oh!  It is well with my soul!  Na for web site people dey prove "dignity"!  That is the fun of being unknown--you do not know who is on the other side of the screen.  You can believe what you want.  I do not have to prove "nathing" to "nobody"!  You will never know who I am so who cares!

@Fromuk

I am off now and my "guy" is having dinner!  Later I will give him "desert" ----Ice cream!--know what I mean?  Very much married oh!  No shaking!  We have our time for romance so do not worry about that! It is only 6PM here and the night is still very young!

@Esss

Don't be jealous! After all you listed, what do you have to offer this "fagged out" babe of yours with all the "ishi ewu" pounding!  The woman go pass out for ya "thing"now!  Na dead woman you wan "phock"? Abi are you one of those calabar "sag machines' I referred to earlier! Ladies, make una run oh!

@Fromuk

That is because I have done my "duties" and this is my "spare" time!  I get computer for work too oh!   I do not want to miss you guys too much! Are you lonesome darling? I can send some "romance" ya way!

@babyosisi!

Seun says it is okay!    Any minor that dares come to Nairaland should face da music!  That is what I call "headstart" programme for the young and inquisitive mind!

My own na small one now! Did you see how many "licking and sucking" minor experts we have on Niaraland? C'mon---mine is child's play!

@I-man

I say it pleases me wellu wellu!

@All-o-y'all!

I say my guy sings correct "igbo"songs to my ear!  Serious "celestine ukwu" romantic stuff!  That is one of my own "romantic" moments oh!  I no get problem with am oh!  So what is y'all's bizz in the matter?  To each his own jare!  If im gay oh? Or im no gay oh!  He has proved himself to me and that is all that counts---3 pickins to show for all that gay "sweetness"!

@Esss

I am not a "lesbianese" so I cannot tell you about "best" woman in bed! I think you guys can answer that question!

Na wah oh!  I beg one after the other!  Awon jealousy!  Una wan kill me?  I beg we both work for night oh! We still sing in the afternoon too for "heated" pleasure!  I beg make una no vex too much oh!  I know say e dey pain una guys well well!

Una say I marry krase man abi?  At least I don marry!  Make una just try make I see how many of una go reach altar with all una "juju"!  LOL! Am I having fun or what?

@Seun
You go make me shareholder for Nairaland oh!  I am bringing you plenty, plenty customers!

@ikemafa

You dey laff abi? Okay! These guys wan take me play oh! Any other questions? Make I for educate una, since una no get anybody to teach una for house!

@Esss

You think it is rocket science abi?

I beg go siddon for "garawa"(dustbin"!  Anything your babe wants is what is romantic to her!  It is an individual preference!  It is not a "one size fits all phenomenon"  Some babes like "coke and biscuit", some like "pocket money", some like all this "sucking and licking sh*t", others like showing them to your friends for acceptance!------them go dey pose!  them go dey them ge them ge! (singing)!  

You go ask the babe now, study am and know wetin im want to give the ultimate satisfaction of una "body and soul" for you!  HABA!  I go send you go back to school oh!

@Esss
That is why your "educational" status remains "incomplete" You must be one of those timid "Edo" guys that I previously described that believes in "sign language"! At this stage in life---over 18----------if you do not know what a Naija babe means by "romance", all I can say is "no hope"! You do not have parents, sisters, girlfriends, sugar mamas? Na wa for you oh! I dey laff!

@Fromuk!

1) Is that not what you guys do?  When you have sampled all the local and foreign "ashewos' in this world, do you not look for one "mgbeke" or "iya ramota" or "14 year old Zainab" from ya village to marry? Remember what is good for the goose is good for the gander!  Nothing spoil!  It is all about having the best of both worlds darlings! We all need the education so we do not remain bush like most of y"all!

2) My husband is a "proper" igbo guy!  The most romantic set in Nigeria!  I always go for the best you know!  Our collective experiences with them oyinbo/latinos people them are keeping our marriage "spicy"!  I mean the bobo still calls me at work to sing to me on my lunch break! Drives my co-workers nuts with envy!   So please nothing wrong with sampling and looking for the home "boy"!  For cultural reasons and to raise my kids, I prefer to go back to Nigeria to settle down.  Any problem with it?

@Uyai!

Sorry I "hurt" ya feelings  by calling you "miss perfect" oh!  You know you should not be contributing to this type of topic because you have only one[b] point of reference [/b] to form your compass of "romance"!----That is "Naija dudes"! SNEEZE!  So wetin you sabi? Bless your heart! I say just try "knack' one Oyinbo I beg!   You have a few testimonials from gals like "beauti" & co!  Just do your self a favor---waka small so you will be a "great" wife later for one of these "bushito" naija guys! 

While they do not know the "how" and "what" of romance----naija guys are the greatest "demanders' of the service  as evidenced by their inabilty to put their "instruments" in one place!  They all pretend to want to marry an "innocentee" but will patronize an "ashewo" in a heart beat-- because you as a "woman" failed in your bedroom   duties!   Naija man will marry and ashewo first before he looks at your "cooking" skills!  Bukas full road oh!--And "ashewos" full road too!  So your "goodness" as a "perfect wife" is a figment of your imagination!  So wake up from your "sweeeeeeeeeeeeet dreams!

Naija guys are one of the greatest patrons of ashewos!  Did you not read the other topic?  Are Nigerian Women Fun In Bed"?  What was the #1 complaint?  Them say we dey lie down like "wood" and "dead body" for bed! Why did you not go and make noise over there?  And defend ya self from the "yabbies" from Naija guys them?  LOL!   So, please go and get some experience to minimize the insults you may receive in the future!  Una go kill person oh!  Please, don't be a hater!  I am here to entertain y'all!  I don close from work for today!

@denex

Whether im fine or ugly--------e no matter! As long as na[b] northerner! [/b] Na God/Allah go bless Y'ardua! Our own too much! I say I dey shame for us!

@laudate
Any thing called Northerner from that part Nigeria beats any "mugu" from the south! So if e dey pain you, go drink hemlock!

@OgidiBoy!

God bless you!  You are the first one of these "yahoo" bunch to make sense here!  We are dealing with "best tribe" with collective qualities to "rule Nigeria" and you have provided a coherent answer to the topic's question! 

@The rest of you should lay of the booze  because it is only monday oh and not even near the weekend yet! I see most of you are still suffering from ya "hangovers" from this last weekend!  Una no know book! Answer the question and leave ya sentiments at home!  I only reply with the same level of passion directly used to attack my person and/or my views.  I can tell most of you had to retake courses and classes in school--------if at all you went!  Or as they say in Nigeria "masters of re-sits and carryovers"! 

You might not agree with them, but they are my views and you must[b] respect [/b] them!  This is called freedom for "speech and thoughts"!  Most of you are just as offensive and I try to avoid you.  Since you do not want peace, I say bring it on and lets play "super ball"!  Keep throwing your "voodoo" balls at me and of course na back to senders to the 100th power!

@isocks2001

I hear you my gal! Not a bad idea at all! You will not regret tasting one of those "salsa latin lovers" at all! The guys know say na true word I dey talk na. You hear dem voice for hia?

And you wonder why the Igbos feel marginalized! They seem to have perfected the game of "shooting themselves in the foot"! Talk about fighting themselves for crumbs from the "master's" table! OHA-GA-DI-ZI-NEZE? I ask?

@Topic

To answer ya question----honestly, when pigs fly!

@Topic

Like the CNN Jeff koinange saga, this one was staged managed too!   Let us hear Obong's theories for this one now! SAN Obong! Over to you oh!

@denex

I think I will take the "caucasoid-looking northerners" first!  

@nnenneigbo
As for the rest of you who think I have self-hatred or whatever you call it, na una sabi!  This web page if for opinions abi?  I gat mine and you gat yours! Nothing spoil! I am more nigerian than you will ever be.  I say we southerners have issues!  I beg God to make me a northerner if I come back as a nigerian----if any thing like reincarnation dey.  Una dey make me shame! You all are a very sad bunch!

@Xtycod
You dog meat from calabar!  "Anu 404"  like you! Calabar houseboy!

Na wa oh!

@Topic

Keep waiting for list oh!

@Topic

That is why I say we have problems in southern Nigeria! We are best used as stooges to fit the overall plan and never a mind of our own! This is particularly true of our Yoruba brodas and sistas! We ye ye oh! No be small! I say I dey shame!

@denex

Any complexion from Northern Nigeria!----Absolutely nothing from the south! We ye ye too much! I say I dey shame!