₦airaland Forum

I will offer my services in education and social services.

1. Making Nigeria's eductional opportunities available to all youths with emphasis on Patriotism not tribalism. Reviewing the educational curricula in Nigeria to meet the needs of Nigerians as well as compete or equate favorably with the top educational systems of the world. Bring back the polytechniques for trade-school inclined youths.

2. Have strong regulatory badies to monitor state compliance.

A. Remodel our state capitals to have major functional competitive social agencies. For example one major airport, one major hospital, one major transportation system that links the whole of Nigeria together, local police separate from national police but inter related somehow, major welfare offices for the children and elderly and so on and so forth. This way people in Nigeria will have an overall better quality of life.

B. Based on competition with one another, individual states will forced to work hard to improve themselves. Grant annual bonuses or incentives to states --e.g. free national taxes for a given year or cash incentives to the best state that complies annually to rules and regulations in performance improvement projects.

@Xtycod
You get another "F"!  Omigosh!  How you take pass for school!   The topic is best tribe not "corruption"---And you say you no be calabar houseboy? As for that your "kinky" habit of Slapping my you know what--- you will have to wait in line for that!

@ollylord

Depends on if he brushed the night before.  Breath does not smell as bad the next morning.  But if he drank "burukutu" and "Ishi Ewu"  the night before---no way oh!  Bacteria colonization will kill you instantly!   Make sure you ladies have written your will if you encounter such.  Natural morning breath is okay!

The guys don run!

@acidrop

Pity who? Do they pity us? Where are the guys? C'mon come out! Lazy toads!

@Imani

Na lie I talk? I say ladies, before you die just try one Oyinbo man jare! Nothing is taboo to them including the so called period matter! If not available grab the available lebanese for Naija there.

@Topic
10% compared to their foreign counterparts of course!  For the Naija man it is more physical that mental.  pre-intimacy is even "by force'!   Take a survey for example.  When your are in bed what does a Naija man do first?  Take off his "dross" and reach for the toilet paper.  He is already drippin "slime" everywhere!   They are already waiting for the "end results"  without thinking of how to get there!

Oyibo, mexicano, "akatano" go make you come 20 times for ya front end with all the praises and worship before finally knocking you out in the "killer zone" inside! Abi na lie?  Roses everywhere, food and drink afterwards then give you a bath and massage of your life.  Look,  to these people-----------pleasing the woman or babe is a JOB!.  They plan and execute romance.  To Nigerians it is an OPPORTUNITY that must be seized because they do not know when they will see it again before the babe change her mind!

I say my people---who no go no know!  Ignorance is definitely bliss!  Na only noise una dey make for here.  Just try one oyibo man ladies.  If not for marriage, but the experience!  You will learn a lot on how to please the "guys" that appreciate romance.  Not all of them do, so do not waste your time trying!  If no be culture and raising children, I for marry Oyibo!  They know them work!  More mental than physical.  Oyinbo man fit UnCloth you without using im hands!  Mexicano nko!  those ones are "spicy"!  Naija man na to chop, "phock" then snore all in 5 minutes!  Thank God my own no be like that oh!

@acidrop
Sex and romance after 40? That is where you are wrong honey.   That is when the real romance sets in!  No need for viagra!  You know your body and you know what works and what doesn't at this stage in life.  All the available tools and education you need are available at your finger tips!   At that stage romance is the key to a good sex life.  Not all hurry-hurry, rush-rush stuff! Planning is 75% and spontaneity is 25%!  You became a mature lover then not all this Nairaland "wait and take" ("chere were" romance!  Besides, you are in position to spend money for good romance!  Not all that Mr. Biggs or McDonald's rubbish!

@Topic

Sorry "boys' fear all those things you mentioned!  Real men fear only "financial instability"! 

@Seun
Nice to meet you by the way!  So men have their "beauty lasting forever"  with all that "pot belly" , "gorimakpa saharas" and "wrinkled sacks" between the legs? Aging is relative to genetic composition and what kind of environment you live in. Not to talk of how well you take care of yourself. It is not gender related!

Ah-ah!   Is she a Niaja babe?  As Nigerians, is it not what we do best?  Chronic pathological liars!  But male and female!  The saddest part is that lies just  form freely when there is no reason to!  Just comes out of habit like it is a "turn on" or something!   It is really pathetic!   The reality is that you guys lie more than girls in Nigeria to cover all you "philandering" tracks.  So you are only reaping what you have sowed in the past! Amen to that!

@BigSis

Now you have mentioned the crux of the matter! That is why you cannot trust anyone in Nigeria even yourself! As born liars we steal, kill, maim, covert and so on and so forth! That is why Nigeria is in the state it is now. Now some of you will mention other countries. Try and have it in mind that we are talking about Naija and we are not making a comparative study. Just stick to the topic sha, so you do not get an "F" for going off point like you failed all your exams in school!

@ Topic

Why only Fridays?   Is it payday on Fridays for you? I guess this topic is for guys to make serious comments about.  Unless the some ladies are "lesbianeese"!

@Big B1

But MAMAJAMA named you as an accomplice. Should you not be addressing MAMAJAMA and the "pepper soup" joint story?

@Xtycod

Thank you sir! Any suggestions on why your tribe is the best? You also get an "F" for misfiring. Please concentrate on the questions and do not bring your calabar "houseboy" logic here!

And the best tribe is--------------------------Hausa!

@docokwy
Sorry you lost!  At least I tried to answer the question.  Any suggestions?  While I might get a "C' grade for attempting the question, you on the other hand gets a flat "F" or "Z" grade for misfiring off the mark!  Alhaji "no idea sir"!

@debosky and yanga Rat and Orinkinla-------------

Good job!  You guys have said it all!  They are worried about Jeff and his "theatrical props" or Jeff's sexcapades when we have worse situations going on in ND?  How myopic.  Jeff Koinange is somewhere enjoying his vacation with the "shaved beaver" and Obong and his students of "misinformation" are throwing cyber tantrums here?  I wonder sometimes what some people eat for breakfast? 

Please tell them awon Obong and his vice principal of "miseducation" Uyai to shut the "F" up!

@Topic

Patience my people, patience! Give Y'ardua 6 months! Patience my people, patience! We do not know what agenda he has yet!

@Topic
Not in Africa! Not for any of our black blooded brodas! In one room? For how long?

@Jaguar1
Thank you my brother!  I am auditioning for "Night of a Thousand laffs" part 20!  Since I joined Nairaland---na so so laff I dey laff.  You people here crack me up with the things we talk about here!   My husband is just as bad. KRASEMAN JAM KRASEWOMAN!  It is laughter all week for us most of the time in our house---sometimes serious fight dey oh!  But just happy people most of the time!  You bring out the best in me Nairaland!  Happy freaky friday!

@beauti

I hear you! Especially if the mouth smells like another woman's unwashed toe toe!

@diamondd

You know that I am always around the corner to write my piece!

To answer your question----------   E go hard!  In fact I do not see how it is humanly possible.  Maybe all the gals who visit Babalawos can do it as part of their ritualistic requirements or exercises for conquering men's hearts and wallets!  How in the world can you lay down next to a guy (not to talk of kiss)  that has a mouth that constantly smells like "rotten bioled egg"?   I beg no talk am  again oh!

@debosky
Na you talk am! That Anambra state is a model of chaos and I am waiting to see how this will all play out! The intrigue in Anambra state has so many phases. Let us look forward to "Okija Shrine" part II.

Now we know who dey chop Nigeria money by proxy for NL! I dey hail una oh! Na una Niger Delta militants and all those area fadas and sons dem go kidnap next for ransom! Be careful of dem fish bones while you are eating that "pepper soup" oh! This is getting interesting!

I smell a rat? What's the catch? Let us wait and see what happens next! Something is definitely fishy. I will not rejoice prematurely if I were most of you!