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@cute-ass
Thank you ma and God bless you!

@Tola77
I am still waiting for feed back oh! Please don't keep us waiting too long! We want to know how the story ended oh!

@Topic
Um-Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Una neva start! More to come! Brace ya self oh! The roller coaster ride is long and bumpy before and even after you settle down. Goodbye to innocence!

@Omo Eko
Talk true!  You know I  am fairly new to this Nairaland tin!  So I am learning how to deal with the numerous xters here.  Good therapy for me to release stress and laffter when I am not working or playing madam of the house with my rug rats stressing me out with their cute rubbish!

@ I-man
Yup! Am I not one of them "takin to a funny aspect of life" to advice him! Please once you appear on NL, be prepared to handle anything that comes ya way! As you can see I like yappies and I can take as much as I dish out! COOOOOOOOOOOL BEANS!

@Omo Eko
A hermaphrodite I guess!

@dietolive
Thanks!  Nice to meet you!  Amebo!  "Yahoo busy body counselor"!  Mr. DO NOT SAY I TOLD You!  "Eneke" the bird that always happen to be passing by and hears things! I see you are 22 from your profile! Please act your age and not your shoe size!

@Omo Eko
I hear you oh!  In fact it is by the grace of God I caught one myself.  He just happened to be visiting from Nigeria.  Before we say amen- belle don come!  Since he is family oriented, he too was committed and I had green card to offer too!   So I just use style "KOLOBI' am before these our akata sistas contaminate am with too much "OBOATIOKO" lickin' and eatin'!   As for the naija guys here, anyone wey don stay pass 5 years for America-- I no gree touch am!  Full of silly games. I think they are beta off going to pick their brides from Naija!  I hear you mai sista!

@I-man
who said we are fighting?  Just stroking each other's egos!  Definitely not on behalf of this lawando jet abi na[b] le govo?[/b]   Kiss and make out?  I no dey for that kain business oh!

@
cute-ass
Thank you mai pickin'!  At least I have learned somethin' from the younger generation.  Birds of a feather---aight!  I have written it down!  Now go and lecture ya boyfriend le govo or whatever it is called! Any more lessons for me?  You will be surprised what we can learn from one another.  Age is no bareer to learnin'!

@Cute-ass
Love you too!  I see una go the same school for Ota?  Don't be mad!  I suspected that these are the kinds of guys you like to "shat" with! With all that "cuteness", you can do beta!  Let me know when you graduate.  Nice to meet you too!

@le govo
Mr. ----------- "Am always like takin to a funny aspect of life----------blah blah blah---tag it with a priciple" shoooooooooooooooot! WTF! Whatever le govo means!  Long hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! You retired armed robber posing as a student! Ota monkee like you! I say may you remain SINGULAR for the rest of ya life and even in the land beyond!  We do not need to pluralize your type. One of your kind is enough!  No kids please.  You ATUTUPOYOYO! Please, Oga Seun said we should try and use good English please. At least where I am not perfect, I am trying. Not like this ------ I know no wetin to even call am sef!

@Omo Eko










I just can't stop! So naija boys are no good eh?




In fact I wan die!

@diamondd

One of my diamond nieces!  How now?  Where is your mind? LOL Is who really that big?  I say you know a guy who's been sleeping around has a universal "whiff"!  Can't you perceive it all around here?  OBOATIOKO"S  big apple of course--which she neva washes but douches instead with "ALUM"! Nothing but sheer "skunky funk" and feces!  SNEEZE, SNEEZE, SNEEZE!  Men do not have apples, only women! Take an apple, cut into 2 and you will understand what I am saying!

@Tola77

Tell us the truth?  All these ya croc tears na becuz de booze don clear for ya eye?  How wuz Nick's "brushes"?  Look, it is not a crying matter.  My dear, personally I have been there and that is why I am so hard on you to realize where you are heading---DOOM!  Like you can see, I am still standing in my marriage despite the temptations and pitfalls!  This is not going to be the first or last time.  It is an ongoing struggle.  MARRIAGE CAN BE STALE!  KAI! It is not easy to wake up everymorning and see the same face next to yours for 1 year not to talk of 40 years no matter how cute!

So do not take these comments to heart.  Afterall, we do not know you.  So ya secret is safe. JUST DO NOT MAKE ANY PEROSNAL FRIENDS HERE ON NAIRALAND OR CHANGE YA SCREEN NAME TO COVER YA TRACKS! If not, na die be that! So my dear, tell us the truth.   Where do you go from here?  Are these your tears for guilt, regret, remorse, nostalgia, longing more for Nick, missing ya husband, or what?  Do you plan to see Nick again by "brushing" against him or are you on your way to Naija to meet ya husband?

@naijaking1
I was in ATL too then and I was glad the way the bombing thing was handled.  Can you imagine what would have happened if that was in Nigeria.  With the PHCN and Poor medical supplies matter?

@naijaking1
Smoochies to you! You know I am passionate about the truth. I do not believe in blind or baseless patriotism. You are talking about "writing a counter article"? Let us try making Abuja a model city that can at least rival Accra or Jo-Burg before we start bidding for the commonwealth games!

Let us clean up the area good! See the article saying that you cannot even go one mile outside Abuja without seeing those Shanty "things". You know these oyinbo athletes sabi jog and explore with hidden cameras inside them underwear? One mile is not far oh! How will we hide all that jagbajantis?

@Denex
You already have a winner you desired and are pleased with so why the stress? Does it matter who won? I say it is George W. Bushman! HABA! What a question!

@Denex

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 3 months! Sorry oh! My bad! Na 3 months normal countries and people dey take prepare for "selection process" ! I see where I went wrong. Please sir no vex oh. I neva heard of an incumbent president campaigning for election. Like im no get work to do! At least our "Bush" for here dey for im office. Wetin concern OBJ for the matter if no be "selection Process". We just went thru with the democratic an republican parties debates here oh! I no see Bush for dia oh! I guess you mean "demon-crazy" Naija style! Okay I understand! Rubbish!

@Topic I dey laff!

You think the world is stupid like Nigerians!  What you do not understand is the the outside world knows more about Nigeria than you think!  They have dealt with us for ages and know us well well!  After hearing all the nasty stories of Sharia, state of Emergencies and Niger Delta Militants, you think we are to be trusted with commonwealth games in 2014? What a joke!  Look, Festac "77 was a fluke--Will never happen in Nigeria again, the rate we are going.

Why did Ophrah Winfrey not build her school for girls in Nigeria?  I think una say you be "Giant of Africa"?   Oh Please!  A country that does not have its own bonafide international airlines?  If those Sharia people riot on account of Muhammed, decide to display as usual, what is the evacuation plan in the absence PHCN in the neighbouring villages?  Health care Nko?  Free kidnapping agencies will spring up for maximum benefits!  The athletes sef go begin miss in dozens for ransom!  I beg make we go siddon jo!  Those naked  pot-bellied Bwari people go come out disgrace una well well.  I can't wait to see that on "world link" T.V. Yup!

We don hear oh! Jeff Koinange is enjoying retirement. Let us go and work for ours! STALE NEWS!

@MAMAJAMA
You mean Y'ardua campaingned? I did not even know about him till about a month to the "selection" process! Did he actually debate on issues even by Nigerian standards? Did he even go to the West not to talk of he East and South to declare his M.O. for the "selection process"? Just Baffled! Need honest answers! Did he even know he was a presidential candidate as of February? I may be misinformed so help me please.

@MAMAJAMA
That is all in the past.  We all know how it is here.  Make you take care not to dey "shiell" our secrets for here oh!  I beg!   Everything na for humour now!  The future is bright

There we go!  Now which to believe?  The funny thing is the quote of a chicken change N21 million when we do not know the status of the $45-$50 Billion in the so called external reserves!  what a filthy smoke screen!

@MAMAJAMA
I see you really take these Nigerian journalistic 419ners seriously!    Please don't!  There is more than meets the eye!   They are paid by the highest bidders! I read Nigerian newspapers but for entertainment purposes only! You neva get to the bottom of things in Nigeria. Even true confessions in churches do not count!

@MAMAJAMA
Just cool down!  You too fine for this wahala now! I see you dey push ya wheelbarrow for ya profile page!

Hmmmmmmmmmm! Animal Farm!

@uyai
Nice to meet you! What facts?  That there are no Militants in ND or there is no bribery to get wot you want in Nigeria? Or the sexcapades are Jeff's and the lady's business and none of ours?   What is your point please?  You are beginning to hate "kenyans"!  I do not play tribal, racial, regional, continental or global politics based on baseless, unfounded and misplaced prejudice - thanks!  Once again, nice to meet you!